The anakondy iz the grate original land snaix, 365 feet in length, 4
feet below the eyes, 19 feet in circumference, and kan swallow an ox
whole, if yu will saw hiz horns off.
They kan wind themselfs around the tallest oaks in the forest, and tare
it up bi the roots, and lay waist a whole village in their wrath.
The anakondy iz a resident ov the tropikal klimates. He would freeze up
solid in Vermont the fust winter, and would be kut up into kord wood bi
the natives.
Anakondy wood, i should think, if it waz green, would make a lazy fire.