THE RATTLESNAIX.

The rattlesnaik iz ov a dull yaller color, from four to six feet in

size, ackordin tew length, and all the way ov a bigness.

They hav a pizon tooth, and a dedly natur.

[Illustration: MORE SNAIKS.]

On the further end ov their boddy they hav sum loose bones, which they

kan play a tune upon, which makes the noize from which they take their

name from.

Thare iz only one remidy for the bite ov a rattlesnaik that I kno ov,

and that iz whisky.

I have seen a man that had bin bit bi one, drink three quarts ov whisky,

and be sober enuff all the time tew jine the sons ov tempranse.

I hope I never shall be bit bi a rattlesnaix, not so mutch on ackount ov

the snaik az on ackount ov the whisky.

I think three quarts ov whiskey in mi person at onst would keep me drunk

forevermore.

The grate mortal enemy ov the snaiks iz the hog.

I have seen a woods hog take after a rattlesnaix, and ketch him in

running 50 yards, and with 3 rips and a snatch, tare mister rattlesnaix

into ribbons, and then swallo him whole without saying grace.

The woods, or wild hog, iz the grate snakes eradikator. They will hunt

for them like a setter dog for a woodkok, and if the snaix bight them,

they hav a way ov laying down in a mud hole and soaking the pizon all

out ov them.

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