I think now i would giv ten dollars tew be made well on this subjeckt.

Altho the possum dies hard, he lives eazy, and i might az well own it,

forever, for i have spent a great quantity ov mi life surrounded by

possums and other historick vermin, and never heard only ov acksident

death in the possum family.

The muskrat and the possum hav similar tales, but the muskrat steers

himself with hiz while bathing, but the possum never bathes in ennything

but chicken blood.

The studdy ov natur iz a good risk to take, and will make sum men az

phull ov knowledge az an unabridged Webster's spellin book, while thare

iz others that natur nor ennyboddy else haint bin able tew edukate yet.

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