Ded snaik are a weakness with me; i always respekt them, and whenever i
see a ded one in the road, i dont drop a tear on him, but i drop another
stone on him, for fear he might alter his mind and cum tew life agin,
for a snaik hates tew die just az much az a kat duz.
I never could ackount for a snaik or a kat hateing tew die so bad,
unless it waz bekauze they waz so poorly prepared for deth.