The duv iz the lam amung birds.
They are az harmless az a dandy lion.
They don't do enny hard work, but eat oats and bill and coo.
They luv each other like a nu married kupple.
The duv alwus hav a good appetight; they will eat from dalite tew dark
and seem tew be sorry they didn't eat sum more.
They are a long lived burd, and like the bumble bee, are the biggest
when they are born.