Eazy boots iz _one_ of the luxurys ov life, but i forgit what the other
luxury iz, but i don't kno az i care, provided i kan git rid ov this
pair ov tite boots.
Enny man kan hav them for seven dollars, just half what they kost, and
if they don't make his feet ake wuss than an angle worm in hot ashes, he
needn't pay for them.
Methuseles iz the only man, that i kan kall to mind now who could hav
afforded to hav wore tite boots, and enjoyed them, he had a grate deal
ov waste time tew be miserable in, but life now days, iz too short, and
too full ov aktual bizzness to phool away enny ov it on tite boots.
Tite boots are an insult to enny man's understanding.
He who wears tite boots will hav too acknowledge the corn.
Tite boots hav no bowells or mersy, their insides are wrath, and
promiskious cussing.
Beware ov tite boots.