TABLE OV KONTENTS.

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1 Kontentment 33

2 Marriage 36

3 Fashion's Prayer 38

4 The Bizzy Body 40

5 Fastidiousness 42

6 Love 43

7 Fear 44

8 Buty 45

9 Faith 46

10 Branes 47

11 Spring and Biles 48

12 Tight Boots 50

13 The Lam and the Dove 52

14 The Duv 55

15 The Old Bachelor 57

16 Horns 59

17 Kissing 62

18 About Pharming 65

19 Questions and Answers 68

20 Whissling 69

21 Hotels 72

22 Laffing 75

23 Hoss Sense 78

24 Silence 79

25 Bravery 80

26 Dispatch 81

27 Pik out a Wife 82

28 Watermellons 83

29 Pik out a Dog 84

30 Pik out a Kat 86

31 Lost Arts 86

32 To Komic Lekturers 89

33 Fashion 92

34 Fun 93

35 Fret 94

36 Fury 94

37 Fits 95

38 Fuss 95

39 Fellow 96

40 Flunkey 96

41 Finis 96

42 Nu Foundland and Tarrier 97

43 The Rat Tarrier 99

44 The Monkey 100

45 The Pissmire 103

46 The Pole Kat 104

47 The Weazel 105

48 Angle Worms 107

49 The Mouse 108

50 The Yaller Dog 110

51 Roosters 113

52 The Fox 115

53 Aunt and Grasshopper 118

54 A Hen 120

55 The Gote 124

56 Goose Talk 126

57 The Clam 128

58 Snails 128

59 Striped Snake 129

60 Babys 130

61 The Crab 132

62 Essa on Swine 132

63 Cat and Kangaroo 133

64 The Codfish 136

65 The Mackrel 137

66 The Pollywogg 137

67 The Bull Head 138

68 Mudturkles 139

69 The Fly 140

70 The Crow 143

71 The Bumble Bee 144

72 The Robbing 145

73 The Swallo 146

74 The Bat 146

75 The Hawk 147

76 The Meddo Mole 148

77 The Possum 149

78 The Cursid Musketo 151

79 The Hornet 154

80 The Rabbit 157

81 The Poodle 158

82 The Patridge 159

83 The Snipe 160

84 The Cockroach 160

85 The Mule 163

86 Bed Bugs 164

87 The Flea 165

88 Not enny Shanghi 166

89 The Aunt 169

90 The Adder 172

91 The Striped Snaik 172

92 The Blue Racer 174

93 The Blak Snaik 174

94 The Milk Snaik 175

95 Raccoon and Pettyfogger 176

96 The Duk 179

97 The Turkey 180

98 The Hosstritch 181

99 The Parrot 182

100 The Bobalink 182

101 The Eagle 183

102 Natral History 183

103 Kats 186

104 The Hum Bugg 187

105 The Bugg Bear 189

106 The Game Chicken 190

107 The Duk 190

108 Sandy Hill Crane 192

109 The Rattlesnaix 193

110 The Hoop Snaik 194

111 The Anakondy 195

112 The Garter Snaix 195

113 The Eel Snaik 196

114 See Sarpent Snaix 196

115 Kopper-hed Snaix 197

116 The Blujay 198

117 The Quail 199

118 The Patridge 199

119 The Woodkok 200

120 The Guina Hen 200

121 The Goslin 201

122 The Grub 202

123 The Lady Bug 203

124 The Tree-Tud 204

125 The Porkupine 204

126 Devil's Darning Needle 205

127 Ramrods 206

128 Lobstir Sallad 209

129 Mollassis Kandy 211

130 Puddin & Milk 215

131 Plum Pits 217

132 Chips 221

133 Koarse Shot 223

134 Slips of the Pen 226

135 Glass Dimonds 228

136 Jews Harps 231

137 Tadpoles 233

138 Pepper Pods 237

139 Hooks & Eyes 240

140 Jaw Bones 244

141 Ods and Ens 245

142 Fust Impreshuns 249

143 Plum Pits 252

144 Gnats 255

145 Kindling Wood 256

146 Phish Bawls 260

147 Stray Children 264

148 Ink Brats 269

149 Lightning Bugs 272

150 Parboils 275

151 Nest Eggs 277

152 Chicken Feed 280

153 Hard Tack 283

154 Sollum Thoughts 286

155 Ink Lings 288

156 Embers on the Harth 292

157 Hot Korn 294

158 Foundlings 298

159 Dried Fruit 300

160 Remnants 301

161 Remarks 303

162 Saws 306

163 Remarks 309

164 Nosegays 311

165 Shooting Stars 316

166 The Interviewer 320

167 The Musk Rat 322

168 The Mink 323

169 Distrikt Schoolmaster 324

170 The Pompous Man 326

171 The One Idea Man 327

172 The Happy Man 327

173 The Henpecked Man 328

174 The Officious Man 328

175 The Phunny Man 329

176 The Cheeky Man 329

177 The Live Man 330

178 The Fault-Finder 331

179 The Border Injun 332

180 The Cunning Man 336

181 The Loafer 341

182 The Projector 342

183 The Kondem Phool 343

The Precise Man 344

184 The Obtuse Man 345

185 The Posatiff Man 346

186 The Cross Man 347

187 The Pashunt Man 347

188 The Funny Man 347

189 The Honest Man 348

190 The Square Man 348

191 The Oblong Man 349

192 The Perpindiklar Man 350

193 The Limber Man 350

194 The Jolly Man 350

195 The Pewter Man 351

196 The Fiteing Man 351

197 The Precise Man 352

198 Coquett and Prude 353

199 The Effeminate Man 356

200 The Jealous Man 357

201 The Anonymous Man 357

202 The Stiff Man 357

203 The Model Man 358

204 The Neat Person 359

205 John Bascomb 361

206 Elizibeth Meachem 364

207 Good Rezolushuns 366

208 My Fust Gong 369

209 Korn 370

210 Advertizement 372

211 Tew Lectur Kommittys 373

212 Letter to Farmers 376

213 A Tempranse Klub 377

214 The Proverbial Pig 380

215 Sowing Sosiety Address 381

216 The Fust Baby 383

217 Billings under Oath 383

218 At Niagra Falls 386

219 Negro and Trout 390

220 Dandy and Thimble-Rigger 393

221 Long Branch 396

222 Billiards 400

223 Habits of Grate Men 401

224 Insures his Life 403

225 Tew pick out a Hoss 404

226 Agrikultural Hoss-Trott 407

227 Oats 409

228 Pashunce ov Job 413

229 The Game of Yewker 415

230 Beer 416

231 Laughing 418

232 The Advent No. 2. 419

233 Questions and Answers 422

234 Saratoga and Lake George 424

235 Sum Vegetabel History 428

236 New Ashford 428

237 Bends 432

238 Koliding 434

239 At Short Range 438

240 Beau Bennet 440

241 To Male Young Men 442

242 Female Remarks 445

243 Private Opinyuns 447

244 On Courting 451

245 Nuzepaper Tatlings 452

246 Mounts a Velocipede 456

247 The Rase Koarse 458

248 Billings Lexicon 462

249 Owly 465

250 Pordunk Village 468

251 4 Letters 472

252 Settles with Correspondents 475

253 A Loose Epistle 477

254 Short Replys 480

255 Wimmins Rights 483

256 Dog Talk 487

258 Short but Sweet 490

259 Josh Replies 494

260 Hair Oil Man 497

261 The Gassy Man 500

262 The Sharp Man 501

263 The Lazy Man 502

264 The Nervous Man 502

265 The Dignified Man 503

266 The Weak Man 504

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