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CONTENTS--VOLUME V

PAGE

LA BRETONNE

ANDRÉ THEURIET 1339

WHICH WAS THE MADMAN?

EDMOND ABOUT 1349

THE GRAND MARRIAGE

LUDOVIC HALÉVY 1379

THE ACCURSED HOUSE

ÉMILE GABORIAU 1415

THE FÊTE AT COQUEVILLE

ÉMILE ZOLA 1427

THE LOST CHILD

FRANÇOIS COPPÉE 1471

PUTOIS

ANATOLE FRANCE 1495

SAC-AU-DOS

JORIS KARL HUYSMANS 1515

"BONJOUR, MONSIEUR"

JEAN RICHEPIN 1559

THE BIT OF STRING

GUY DE MAUPASSANT 1571

THE NECKLACE

GUY DE MAUPASSANT 1581

THE WALL OPPOSITE

PIERRE LOTI 1595

THE ANCESTOR

PAUL BOURGET 1605

WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BOY

HENRI LAVEDAN 1639

A GENTLEMAN FINDS A WATCH

GEORGES COURTELINE 1651

A YOUNG GIRL'S DIARY

MARCEL PRÉVOST 1659

THE SIGN OF THE KEY AND THE CROSS

HENRI DE RÉGNIER 1671

THE TELEGRAPH OPERATOR

ALPHONSE ALLAIS 1685

LA BRETONNE

BY CLAUDE ADHÉMAR ANDRÉ THEURIET

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_André Theuriet, born at Marly-le-Roi in 1833, went to

Paris to study law, and finally became head of the Government

Department of Finance. In 1857 appeared the charming collection

of verses called "Chemin des Bois," which was crowned by the

Academy, and which earned for the author the title of "Song

Sparrow" from the great critic Sainte-Beuve._

_Theuriet received, in 1890, the Vitel prize from the Academy

for general literary excellence, and was admitted to that body

in 1896. His style is sane, fresh, limpid, delicate, and rich

in color. He is a lover of nature with a profound feeling for

the peasant._

_Theuriet's standing is well assured when we consider that

such men as Jules Claretie, Adolph Brisson, François Coppée,

all contributed appreciations of Theuriet in "Les Annales

Politiques et Littéraires," soon after his death, on April 23,

1907._

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LA BRETONNE

BY ANDRÉ THEURIET

Translated by B. C. Waggener.

Copyright, 1891, by The Current Literature Publishing Company.

One November evening, the eve of Sainte-Catherine's Day, the gate of

the Auberive prison turned upon its hinges to allow to pass out a

woman of some thirty years, clad in a faded woolen gown and coiffed in

a linen cap that framed in a singular fashion a face pale and puffed

by that sickly-hued fat which develops on prison regimen. She was a

prisoner whom they had just liberated, and whom her companions of

detention called La Bretonne.

Condemned for infanticide, it was exactly, day for day, six years ago

that the prison van had brought her to the Centrale. Now, in her former

garb, and with her small stock of money received from the clerk in

her pocket, she found herself free and with her roadpass stamped for

Langres.

The courier for Langres, however, had long since gone. Cowed and

awkward, she took her way stumblingly toward the chief inn of the

borough, and with trembling voice asked shelter for the night. But

the inn was crowded, and the _aubergiste_, who did not care to harbor

"one of those birds from over yonder," counseled her to push on to the

_cabaret_ at the far end of the village.

La Bretonne passed on, and, more trembling and awkward than ever,

knocked at the door of that cabaret, which, properly speaking, was but

a cantine for laborers. The cabaretière also eyed her askance, scenting

doubtless a "discharged" from the Centrale, and finally refused her on

the plea that she had no bed to give her.

La Bretonne dared not insist, but with bowed head pursued her way,

while at the bottom of her soul rose and grew a dull hatred for that

world which thus repulsed her.

She had no other resource than to gain Langres afoot.

Toward the end of November, night comes quickly. Soon she found herself

enveloped in darkness, on a grayish road that ran between two divisions

of the forest, and where the north wind whistled fiercely, choked her

with dust, and pelted her with dead leaves.

After six years of sedentary and recluse life her legs were stiff, the

muscles knotted and her feet, accustomed to sabots, pinched and bruised

by her new slippers. At the end of a league she felt them blistered and

herself exhausted. She dropped upon a pile of stones by the wayside,

shivering and asking herself if she was going to be forced to perish of

cold and hunger in this black night, under this icy breeze, which froze

her to the marrow.

All at once, in the solitude of the road, she seemed to hear the

droning notes of a voice singing. She listened and distinguished the

air of one of those caressing and monotonous chants with which one

soothes young children.

She was not alone, then!

She struggled to her feet and in the direction from which the voice

came, and there, at the turn of a crossroad, perceived a reddish light

streaming through the branches. Five minutes later she was before a

mud-walled hovel, whose roof, covered by squares of sod, leaned again

the rock, and whose window had allowed to pass that beckoning ray.

With anxious heart she decided to knock.

The chant ceased instantly and a woman opened the door, a peasant

woman, no older than La Bretonne herself, but faded and aged by work.

Her bodice, torn in places, displayed the skin tanned and dirty; her

red hair escaped disheveled from under a soiled stuff cap, and her

gray eyes regarded with amazement the stranger whose face had in it

something of touching loneliness.

"Good evening!" said she, lifting yet higher the sputtering lamp in her

hand; "what do you desire?"

"I am unable to go on," murmured La Bretonne, in a voice broken by a

sob; "the city is far, and if you will lodge me for the night, you will

do me a service.... I have money; I will pay you for the trouble."

"Enter," replied the other, after a moment's hesitancy; "but why,"

continued she, in a tone more curious than suspicious, "did you not

sleep at Auberive?"

"They would not give me a lodging," lowering her blue eyes and taken

with a sudden scruple, "be--because, see you, I come from the Maison

Centrale."

"So! the Maison Centrale! but no matter--enter--I fear nothing, having

known only misery. Moreover, I've a conscience against turning a

Christian from the door on a night like this. I'll give you a bed and a

slice of cheese."

And she pulled from the eaves some bundles of dried heather and spread

them as a pallet in the corner by the fire.

"Do you live here alone?" demanded La Bretonne, timidly.

"Yes, with my _gâchette_, going on seven years now. I earn our living

by working in the wood."

"Your man, then, is dead?"

"Yes," said the other bruskly, "the _gâchette_ has no father. Briefly,

to each his sorrow! But come, behold your straw, and two or three

potatoes left from supper. It is all I can offer you--"

She was called by a childish voice coming from a dark nook, separated

from the room by a board partition.

"Good night!" she repeated, "the little one cries; I must go, but

sleep you well!"

And taking up the lamp she passed into the closet, leaving La Bretonne

crouched alone in the darkness.

Stretched upon her heather, after she had eaten her supper, she strove

to close her eyes, but sleep would not come to her. Through the thin

partition she heard the mother still softly talking to the child, whom

the arrival of a stranger had wakened, and who did not wish to go to

sleep again.

The mother soothed and fondled it with words of endearment that somehow

strangely disturbed La Bretonne. That outburst of simple tenderness

seemed to waken a confused maternal instinct in the soul of that girl

condemned in the past for having stifled her new-born.

"If things had not gone so badly with me," thought La Bretonne,

sorrowfully, "_it_ would have been the same age as this little one

here."

At that thought and at the sound of that childish voice, a sickening

shudder seemed to shake her very vitals; something soft and tender to

spring up in that soured heart, and an increasing need for the relief

of tears.

"But come, come, my little one," the mother cried, "to sleep you must

go! And if you are good and do as I say, to-morrow I'll take you to the

Sainte-Catherine's Fair!"

"The _fête_ of little children, mama; the _fête_ of little children,

you mean?"

"Yes, my angel, of little children."

"And the day when the good Sainte-Catherine brings playthings to the

babies, mama?"

"Sometimes--yes."

"Then why doesn't she bring playthings to our house, mama?"

"We live too far away, perhaps; and then--we are too poor."

"She brings them only to rich babies, then, mama? But why, mama, why, I

say? I should love to see playthings!"

"Eh, bien! some day you may, if you are very good--to-night, perhaps,

if you are wise and go to sleep soon."

"I will, then, mama, I will right away, so she can bring them

to-morrow."

The little voice ceased; there was a long silence; then a long breath,

even and light!

The child slept at last--the mother also.

La Bretonne, only, did not sleep! An emotion, at once poignant and

tender, tore at her heart, and she thought more than ever of that other

little one, whom they said she had killed.... This lasted till dawn.

Mother and child slept still, but La Bretonne was up and out, gliding

hurriedly and furtively in the direction of Auberive and slackening her

pace only when the first houses of the village came in sight.

Soon she had reached and was traversing its only street, walking slowly

now and scanning with all her eyes the signs of the shops. One at last

seemed to fix her attention. She knocked at the shutter and presently

it opened. A mercer's shop, apparently, but also with some toys and

playthings in the window--poor, pitiful trifles, a pasteboard doll, a

Noah's ark, a woolly, stiff-legged little sheep!

To the astonishment of the merchant, La Bretonne purchased them all,

paid, and went out. She had resumed the road to the hovel in the wood,

when suddenly a hand fell heavily upon her shoulder, and she was face

to face with a brigadier of _gendarmerie_.

The unhappy one had forgotten that it was forbidden to liberated

prisoners to loiter near the Maison Centrale.

"Instead of vagabondizing here, you should already be at Langres," said

the brigadier, gruffly. "Come, march, be off with you! To the road, to

the road, I say!"

She sought to explain. Pains lost. At once a passing cart was pressed

into service, La Bretonne bundled into it, and in charge of a

_gendarme_ once more en route for Langres.

The cart jolted lumberingly over the frozen ruts. The poor La Bretonne

clutched with a heartbroken air her bundle of playthings in her

freezing fingers.

All at once, at a turn of the road, she recognized the cross path that

led through the wood. Her heart leaped and she besought the _gendarme_

to stop only one moment. She had a commission for La Fleuriotte, the

woman that lived there!

She supplicated with so much fervor that the _gendarme_, a good man at

heart, allowed himself to be persuaded. They stopped, tied the horse to

a tree, and ascended the pathway.

Before the door La Fleuriotte hewed the gathered wood into the required

fagots. On seeing her visitor return, accompanied by a _gendarme_, she

stood open-mouthed and with arms hanging.

"Hist!" said La Bretonne, "hist! the little one--does it sleep still?"

"Yes--but--"

"Then, here, these playthings, lay them on the bed and tell her

Sainte-Catherine brought them. I returned to Auberive for them; but it

seems I had no right to do it, and they are taking me now to Langres."

"Holy Mother of God!" cried the amazed La Fleuriotte.

"Hist! be still, I say!"

And drawing near the bed herself, followed always by her escort, La

Bretonne scattered upon the coverlet the doll, the Noah's ark, and the

stiff-legged, woolly, and somewhat grimy little lamb, bent the bare arm

of the child till it clasped the latter, then turned with a smile.

"Now," said she, addressing the _gendarme_, vigorously rubbing his eyes

with the cuff of his jacket--the frost, it seemed, had gotten into

them--"I am ready: we can go!"

WHICH WAS THE MADMAN?

BY EDMOND FRANÇOIS VALENTIN ABOUT

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_Edmond About, born at Dieuze in 1828, author of a play,

"Gaetana," the noisy failure of which crushed for a long time

his dramatic aspiration, turned to the writing of novels,

such as "The Marriages of Paris," "Madelon," and "The Romish

Question," the latter a book which attacked with great venom

and vivacity the temporal power of the Pope. "The Man of

the Old School" is a general title under which he collected

separate stories, studies of social reform, such as "The

Romance of an Honest Man," at one time an eloquent manual of

patriotism. About has also written studies in politics and

finance, besides art criticisms, more brilliant than profound._

_About's style is distinguished by its spirit and lucidity. He

knows how to tell a story, and has great respect for his mother

tongue. He was elected to the Academy in 1884, but died in 1885

without delivering his thesis._

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WHICH WAS THE MADMAN?

THE STORY OF A STRANGE CASE

BY EDMOND ABOUT

Copyright, 1903, by The Current Literature Publishing Company.

I

One might pass Dr. Auvray's house twenty times without suspecting the

miracles that are wrought there. It is a modest establishment near the

end of Montaigne Avenue, between Prince Soltikoff's Gothic palace and

the gymnasium. The unpretentious iron gates open into a small garden,

filled with lilacs and rosebushes. The porter's lodge is on the left

side of the gateway; the wing containing the doctor's office and the

apartments of his wife and daughter are on the right; while the main

building stands with its back to the street and its south windows

overlook a small grove of horsechestnuts and lindens.

It is there that the doctor treats, and generally cures, cases of

mental aberration. I would not introduce you into his house, however,

if you incurred any risk of meeting frenzied lunatics or hopeless

imbeciles. You will be spared all such harrowing sights. Dr. Auvray is

a specialist, and treats cases of monomania only. He is an extremely

kind-hearted man, endowed with plenty of shrewdness and good sense; a

true philosopher, an untiring student, and an enthusiastic follower of

the famous Esquirol.

Having come into possession of a small fortune soon after the

completion of his medical course, he married, and founded the

establishment which we have described. Had there been a spark of

charlatanism in his composition, he could easily have amassed a

fortune, but he had been content to merely earn a living. He shunned

notoriety, and when he effected a wonderful cure, he never proclaimed

it upon the housetops. His very enviable reputation had been acquired

without any effort on his part, and almost against his will. Would you

have a proof of this? Well, his treatise on monomania, published by

Baillière in 1852, has passed through six editions, though the author

has never sent a single copy to the newspapers. Modesty is a good

thing, certainly, but one may carry it too far. Mademoiselle Auvray

will have a dowry of only twenty thousand francs, and she will be

twenty-two in April.

About a month ago a hired coupé stopped in front of Dr. Auvray's door,

from which two men alighted and entered the office. The servant asked

them to be seated, and await his master's return.

One of the visitors was about fifty years of age, a tall, stout,

dark-complexioned but ruddy-faced man, rather ungainly in figure and

appearance. He had thick, stubby hands and enormous thumbs. Picture a

laboring man, dressed in his employer's clothes, and you have M. Morlot.

His nephew, Francis Thomas, is a young man, about twenty-three years

old; but it is very difficult to describe him, as there is nothing

distinctive either in his manner or appearance. He is neither tall nor

short, handsome nor ugly, stout nor thin--in short, he is commonplace

and mediocre in every respect, with chestnut hair, and of an extremely

retiring disposition, manner and attire. When he entered Dr. Auvray's

office, he seemed to be greatly excited. He walked wildly to and fro,

as if unable to remain in one place; looked at twenty different things

in the same instant, and would certainly have handled them all if his

hands had not been tied.

"Compose yourself, my dear Francis," said his uncle, soothingly. "What

I am doing is for your own good. You will be perfectly comfortable and

happy here, and the doctor is sure to cure you."

"I am not sick. There is nothing whatever the matter with me. Why have

you tied my hands?"

"Because you would have thrown me out of the window, if I had not. You

are not in your right mind, my poor boy, but Dr. Auvray will soon make

you well again."

"I am as sane as you are, uncle; and I can't imagine what you mean. My

mind is perfectly clear and my memory excellent. Shall I recite some

poetry to you, or construe some Latin? I see there is a Tacitus here in

the bookcase. Or, if you prefer, I will solve a problem in algebra or

geometry. You don't desire it? Very well, then listen while I tell you

what you have been doing this morning.

"You came to my room at eight o'clock, not to wake me, for I was

not asleep, but to get me out of bed. I dressed myself without any

assistance from Germain. You asked me to accompany you to Dr. Auvray's;

I refused; you insisted; then Germain aided you in tying my hands. I

shall dismiss him this evening. I owe him thirteen days' wages; that

is to say, thirteen francs, as I promised to pay him thirty francs a

month. You, too, owe him something, as you are the cause of his losing

his New Year's gift. Isn't this a tolerably clear statement of the

facts? Do you still intend to try to make me out a lunatic? Ah, my dear

uncle, let your better nature assert itself. Remember that my mother

was your sister. What would my poor mother say if she saw me here? I

bear you no ill-will, and everything can be amicably arranged. You have

a daughter."

"Ah, there it is again. You must certainly see that you are not in your

right mind. I have a daughter--I? Why, I am a bachelor, as you know

perfectly well."

"You have a daughter--" repeated Francis, mechanically.

"My poor nephew, listen to me a moment. Have you a cousin?"

"A cousin? No, I have no cousin. Oh, you won't catch me there. I have

no cousin, either male or female."

"But I am your uncle, am I not?"

"Yes; you are my uncle, of course, though you seem to have forgotten

the fact this morning."

"Then if I had a daughter, she would be your cousin; but as you have

no cousin, I can have no daughter."

"You are right, of course. I had the pleasure of meeting her at Ems

last summer with her mother; I love her; I have reason to believe that

she is not indifferent to me, and I have the honor to ask you for her

hand in marriage."

"Whose hand, may I ask?"

"Your daughter's hand."

"Just hear him," Morlot said to himself. "Dr. Auvray must certainly be

very clever if he succeeds in curing him. I am willing to pay him six

thousand francs a year for board and treatment. Six thousand francs

from thirty thousand leaves twenty-four thousand. How rich I shall be!

Poor Francis!"

He seated himself again, and picked up a book that chanced to be lying

on a table near him.

"Calm yourself," he said soothingly, "and I will read you something.

Try to listen. It may quiet you."

Opening the volume, he read as follows:

"'Monomania is opinionativeness on one subject; a persistent clinging

to one idea; the supreme ascendency of a single passion. It has its

origin in the heart. To cure the malady, the cause must be ascertained

and removed. It arises generally from love, fear, vanity, overweening

ambition or remorse, and betrays itself by the same symptoms as any

other passion; sometimes by boisterousness, gaiety, and garrulousness;

sometimes by extreme timidity, melancholy, and silence.'"

As M. Morlot read on, Francis became more quiet, and at last appeared

to fall into a peaceful slumber.

"Bravo!" thought the uncle, "here is a triumph of medical skill

already. It has put to sleep a man who was neither hungry nor sleepy!"

Francis was not asleep, but he was feigning sleep to perfection. His

head drooped lower and lower, and he regulated his heavy breathing

with mathematical exactness. Uncle Morlot was completely deceived. He

went on reading for some time in more and more subdued tones; then he

yawned; then he stopped reading; then he let the book drop from his

hands and closed his eyes, and in another minute he was sound asleep,

to the intense delight of his nephew, who was watching him maliciously

out of the corner of his eye.

Francis began operations by scraping his chair on the uncarpeted floor,

but M. Morlot moved no more than a post. Francis then tramped noisily

up and down the room, but his uncle snored the louder. Then the nephew

approached the doctor's desk, picked up an eraser that was lying there,

and with it finally succeeded in cutting the rope that bound his hands.

On regaining his liberty he uttered a smothered exclamation of joy;

then he cautiously approached his uncle. In two minutes, M. Morlot

himself was securely bound, but it had been done so gently and so

adroitly that his slumbers had not been disturbed in the least.

Francis stood admiring his work for a moment; then he stooped and

picked up the book that had fallen to the floor. It was Dr. Auvray's

treatise on monomania. He carried it off into a corner of the room

and began to read it with much apparent interest, while awaiting the

doctor's coming.

II

It is necessary to revert briefly to the antecedents of this uncle

and nephew. Francis Thomas was the only son of a former toy-merchant,

on the Rue de Saumon. The toy trade is an excellent business, about

one hundred per cent profit being realized on most of the articles;

consequently, since his father's death, Francis had been enjoying that

ease generally known as honest ease; possibly because it enables one to

live without stooping to sordid acts; possibly, too, because it enables

one to keep one's friends honest, also. In short, he had an income of

thirty thousand francs a year.

His tastes were extremely simple, as I have said before. He detested

show, and always selected gloves, waistcoats, and trousers of those

sober hues shading from dark brown to black. He never carried an

eyeglass for the very good reason, he said, that he had excellent

eyesight; he wore no scarf-pin, because he needed no pin to hold his

cravat securely; but the fact is, he was afraid of exciting comment. He

would have been wretched had his sponsors bestowed upon him any save

the most commonplace names; but, fortunately, his cognomens were as

modest and unpretending as if he had chosen them himself.

His excessive modesty prevented him from adopting a profession. When

he left college, he considered long and carefully the seven or eight

different paths open before him. A legal career seemed to be attended

with too much publicity; the medical profession was too exciting;

business too complicated. The responsibilities of an instructor of

youth were too onerous; the duties of a government official too

confining and servile. As for the army, that was out of the question,

not because he feared the enemy, but because he shuddered at the

thought of wearing a uniform; so he finally decided to live on his

income, not because it was the easiest thing to do, but because it was

the most unobtrusive.

But it was in the presence of the fair sex that his weakness became

most apparent. He was always in love with somebody. Whenever he

attended a play or a concert he immediately began to gaze around him

in search of a pretty face. If he found one to his taste, the play was

admirable, the music perfection; if he failed, the whole performance

was detestable, the actors murdered their lines, and all the singers

sang out of tune. He worshiped these divinities in secret, however, for

he never dared to speak to one of them.

When he fancied himself a victim to the tender passion, he spent the

greater part of his time in composing the most impassioned declarations

of love, which never passed his lips, however. In imagination he

addressed the tenderest words of affection to his adored one, and

revealed the innermost depths of his soul to her; he held long

conversations with her, delightful interviews, in which he furnished

both the questions and answers. His burning protestations of undying

love would have melted a heart of ice, but none of his divinities were

ever aware of his aspirations and longings.

It chanced, however, in the month of August of that same year, about

four months before he so adroitly bound his uncle's hands, that

Francis had met at Ems a young lady almost as shy and retiring as

himself, a young lady whose excessive timidity seemed to imbue him

with some of the courage of an ordinary mortal. She was a frail,

delicate _Parisienne_--pale as a flower that had blossomed in the

shade, and with a skin as transparent as an infant's. She was at Ems

in company with her mother, who had been advised to try the waters for

an obstinate throat trouble, chronic laryngitis, if I remember right.

The mother and daughter had evidently led a very secluded life, for

they watched the noisy crowd with undisguised curiosity and amazement.

Francis was introduced to them quite unexpectedly by one of his friends

who was returning from Italy by way of Germany. After that, Francis was

with them almost constantly for a month; in fact, he was their sole

companion.

For sensitive, retiring souls, a crowd is the most complete of

solitudes; the more people there are around them, the more persistently

they retreat to a corner to commune with themselves. Of course, the

mother and daughter soon became well acquainted with Francis, and

they grew very fond of him. Like the navigator who first set foot on

American soil, they discovered some new treasure every day. They never

inquired whether he was rich or poor; it was enough for them to know

that he was good. Francis, for his part, was inexpressibly delighted

with his own transformation. Have you ever heard how spring comes in

the gardens of Russia? One day everything is shrouded in snow; the next

day a ray of sunshine appears and puts grim winter to flight. By noon

the trees are in bloom; by night they are covered with leaves; a day or

two more and the fruit appears.

The heart of Francis underwent a similar metamorphosis. His reserve and

apparent coldness disappeared as if by magic, and in a few short weeks

the timid youth was transformed into a resolute, energetic man--at

least to all appearances. I do not know which of the three persons

first mentioned marriage, but that is a matter of no consequence.

Marriage is always understood when two honest hearts avow their love.

Now Francis was of age, and undisputed master of himself and his

possessions, but the girl he loved had a father whose consent must be

obtained, and it was just here that this young man's natural timidity

of disposition reasserted itself. True, Claire had said to him: "You

can write to my father without any misgivings. He knows all about our

attachment. You will receive his consent by return mail."

Francis wrote and rewrote his letter a hundred times, but he could not

summon up the courage to send it.

Surely the ordeal was an easy one, and it would seem as though the

most timorous mind could have passed through it triumphantly. Francis

knew the name, position, fortune, and even the disposition of his

prospective father-in-law. He had been initiated into all the family

secrets, he was virtually a member of the household. The only thing

he had to do was to state in the briefest manner who he was and what

he possessed. There was no doubt whatever as to the response; but he

delayed so long that at the end of a month Claire and her mother very

naturally began to doubt his sincerity. I think they would have waited

patiently another fortnight, however, but the father would not permit

it. If Claire loved the young man, and her lover was not disposed to

make known his intentions, the girl must leave him at once. Perhaps Mr.

Francis Thomas would then come and ask her hand in marriage. He knew

where to find her.

Thus it chanced that, one morning when Francis went to invite the

ladies to walk as usual, the proprietor of the hotel informed him

that they had returned to Paris, and that their apartments were

already occupied by an English family. This crushing blow, falling

so unexpectedly, destroyed the poor fellow's reason, and, rushing

out of the house like a madman, he began a frantic search for Claire

in all the places where he had been in the habit of meeting her. At

last he returned to his own hotel with a violent sick headache, which

he proceeded to doctor in the most energetic manner. First he had

himself bled, then he took baths in boiling hot water, and applied

the most ferocious mustard plasters; in short, he avenged his mental

tortures upon his innocent body. When he believed himself cured, he

started for France, firmly resolved to have an interview with Claire's

father before even changing his clothes. He traveled with all possible

speed, jumped off the train before it stopped, forgetting his baggage

entirely, sprang into a cab, and shouted to the coachman:

"Drive to her home as quick as you can!"

"Where, sir?"

"To the house of Monsieur--on the--the Rue--I can't remember." He had

forgotten the name and address of the girl he loved.

"I will go home," he said to himself, "and it will come back to me."

So he handed his card to the coachman, who took him to his own home.

His concierge was an aged man, with no children, and named Emmanuel. On

seeing him, Francis bowed profoundly, and said:

"Sir, you have a daughter, Mlle. Claire Emmanuel. I intended to write

and ask you for her hand in marriage, but decided it would be more

seemly to make the request in person."

They saw that he was mad, and his uncle Morlot, in the Faubourg Saint

Antoine, was immediately summoned.

Now Uncle Morlot was the most scrupulously honest man on the Rue

Charonne, which, by the way, is one of the longest streets in Paris.

He manufactured antique furniture with conscientious care, but only

mediocre skill. He was not a man to pass off ebonized pine for real

ebony, or a cabinet of his own make for a medieval production; and yet,

he understood the art of making new wood look old and full of apparent

worm-holes as well as anybody living; but it was a principle of his

never to cheat or deceive any one. With almost absurd moderation for a

follower of this trade, he limited his profits to five per cent over

and above the expenses of the business, so he had gained more esteem

than money. When he made out a bill, he invariably added up the items

three times, so afraid was he of making a mistake in his own favor.

After thirty years of close attention to business he was very little

better off than when he finished his apprenticeship. He had merely

earned his living, just like the humblest of his workmen, and he often

asked himself rather enviously how his brother-in-law had managed

to acquire a competence. If this brother-in-law, with the natural

arrogance of a _parvenu_, rather looked down on the poor cabinet-maker,

the latter, with all the pride of a man who has not tried to succeed

financially, esteemed himself all the more highly. He gloried in his

poverty, as it were; and said to himself with plebeian pride: "I, at

least, have the satisfaction of knowing that I owe nothing to any one."

Man is a strange animal: I am not the first person who has made that

remark. This most estimable M. Morlot, whose overscrupulous probity

made him almost a laughing-stock, experienced a singular feeling of

elation in his secret heart when he was apprised of his nephew's

condition. An insinuating voice whispered softly: "If Francis is

insane, you will become his guardian."

"You will be none the richer," responded Conscience, promptly.

"And why not?" persisted the Tempter. "The expenses of an insane person

never amount to thirty thousand francs a year. Besides, you will be

put to a great deal of trouble and have to neglect your business,

very probably, so it is only right that you should receive some

compensation. You will not be wronging any one by taking part of the

money."

"But one ought to expect no compensation for such services to a member

of one's family," retorted the voice of Conscience.

"Then why have the members of our family never done anything for me?

I have been in straitened circumstances again and again, and have

found it almost impossible to meet my obligations, but neither my

nephew Francis nor his deceased father ever rendered me the slightest

assistance."

"Nonsense," replied his better nature; "this attack of insanity is

nothing serious. Francis will be himself again in a few days."

"It is just as probable that the malady will wear him out and that you

will come into possession of the entire property," persisted the wily

Tempter.

The worthy cabinet-maker tried to close his ears to the insidious

voice, but his ears were so large that the subtle, persistent voice

glided in, despite all his efforts. The establishment on the Rue

Charonne was intrusted to the care of the foreman, and the uncle took

up his abode in his nephew's comfortable apartments. He slept in an

excellent bed, and enjoyed it very much; he sat down to a well-spread

table, and the indigestion, which had tormented him for years, vanished

as if by enchantment. He was waited upon and shaved by Germain, his

nephew's valet, and he speedily came to regard such attentions as a

necessity. Gradually, too, he became accustomed to seeing his nephew in

this deplorable condition, and to quite reconcile himself to the idea

that he would never be cured, but all the while he kept repeating to

himself, as if to ease his conscience, "I am wronging nobody."

At the expiration of three months he had become very tired of having

an insane person shut up in the house with him--for he had long

since begun to consider himself at home--and his nephew's incessant

maundering, and continual requests for Mlle. Claire's hand in marriage,

became an intolerable bore. He therefore resolved to get rid of him by

placing him in Dr. Auvray's insane asylum.

"After all, my nephew will be much better cared for there," he said to

himself, "and I shall be much easier in mind. Every one admits that the

best way to divert a lunatic's mind is to give him a change of scene,

so I am only doing my duty."

It was with this very thought in his mind that he fell asleep just

before Francis bound his hands. What an awakening was his!

The doctor entered with a smiling excuse for his long delay. Francis

rose, laid his book on the table, and proceeded with volubility to

explain the business that had brought him there.

"It is my uncle on my mother's side that I desire to intrust to

your care," he began. "He is, as you see, a man between forty-five

and fifty years of age, accustomed to manual labor and the economy

and privations of a humble and busy life; moreover, he was born of

healthy, hard-working parents, in a family where no case of mental

aberration was ever before known. You will not, therefore, be obliged

to contend with a hereditary malady. His is probably one of the most

peculiar cases of monomania that has ever come under your observation.

His mood changes almost instantaneously from one of extreme gaiety to

profound melancholy. In fact, it is a strange compound of monomania and

melancholy."

"He has not lost his reason entirely?"

"Oh, no; he is never violent; in fact, he is insane upon one subject

only."

"What is the nature of his malady?"

"Alas! the besetting sin of the age, sir; cupidity. He has become

deeply imbued with the spirit of our times. After working hard from

childhood, he finds himself still comparatively poor, while my father,

who began life under like circumstances, was able to leave me a snug

little fortune. My uncle began by being envious of me; then the thought

occurred to him that, being my only relative, he would become my heir

in case of my death, and my guardian in case I became insane; and as it

is very easy for a weak-minded person to believe whatever he desires to

believe, the unfortunate man soon persuaded himself that I had lost my

reason. He has told everybody that this is the case; and he will soon

tell you so. In the carriage, though his hands were tied, he really

believed that it was he who was bringing me here."

"When did this malady first show itself?"

"About three months ago. He came to my concierge and said to him, in

the wildest manner: 'Monsieur Emmanuel, you have a daughter. Let me in,

and then come and assist me in binding my nephew.'"

"Is he aware of his condition? Does he know that his mind is affected?"

"No, sir, and I think that is a favorable sign. I should add, however,

that his physical health is somewhat impaired, and he is much troubled

with indigestion and insomnia."

"So much the better; an insane person who sleeps and eats regularly is

generally incurable. Suppose you allow me to wake him."

Dr. Auvray placed his hand gently on the shoulder of the sleeper, who

instantly sprang to his feet. The first movement he made was to rub

his eyes. When he discovered that his hands were tied, he instantly

suspected what had taken place while he was asleep, and burst into a

hearty laugh.

"A good joke, a very good joke!" he exclaimed.

Francis drew the doctor a little aside.

"Sir, in five minutes he will be in a towering rage," he whispered.

"Let me manage him. I know how to take him."

The good doctor smiled on the supposed patient as one smiles on a child

one wishes to amuse. "Well, you wake in very good spirits, my friend;

did you have a pleasant dream?" he asked affably.

"No, I had no dream at all; I'm merely laughing to find myself tied

up like a bundle of fagots. One would suppose that I was the madman,

instead of my nephew."

"There, I told you so," whispered Francis.

"Have the goodness to untie my hands, doctor. I can explain better when

I am free."

"I will unbind you, my friend, but you must promise to give no trouble."

"Can it be, doctor, that you really take me for an insane person?"

"No, my friend, but you are ill, and we will take care of you, and, I

hope, cure you. See, your hands are free; don't abuse your liberty."

"What the devil do you imagine I'll do? I came here merely to bring my

nephew."

"Very well, we will talk about that matter by and by. I found you sound

asleep. Do you often fall asleep in the daytime?"

"Never! It was that stupid book that--"

"Oh, oh! This is a serious case," muttered the author of the book

referred to. "So you really believe that your nephew is insane?"

"Dangerously so, doctor. The fact that I was obliged to bind his hands

with this very rope is proof of that."

"But it was your hands that were bound. Don't you recollect that I just

untied them?"

"But let me explain--"

"Gently, gently, my friend, you are becoming excited. Your face is very

red; I don't want you to fatigue yourself. Just be content to answer

my questions. You say that your nephew is ill?"

"Mad, mad, mad, I tell you!"

"And it pleases you to see him mad?"

"What?"

"Answer me frankly. You don't wish him to be cured, do you?"

"Why do you ask me that?"

"Because his fortune is under your control. Don't you wish to be rich?

Are you not disappointed and discouraged because you have toiled so

long without making a fortune? Don't you very naturally think that your

turn has come now?"

M. Morlot made no reply. His eyes were riveted on the floor. He asked

himself if he was not dreaming, and tried his best to decide how much

of this whole affair was real, and how much imaginary, so completely

bewildered was he by the questions of this stranger, who read his heart

as if it had been an open book.

"Do you ever hear voices?" inquired Dr. Auvray.

Poor M. Morlot felt his hair stand on end, and remembering that

relentless voice that was ever whispering in his ear, he replied

mechanically, "Sometimes."

"Ah, he is the victim of an hallucination," murmured the doctor.

"No, there is nothing whatever the matter with me, I tell you. Let me

get out of here. I shall be as crazy as my nephew if I remain much

longer. Ask my friends. They will all tell you that I am perfectly

sane. Feel my pulse. You can see that I have no fever."

"Poor uncle!" murmured Francis. "He doesn't know that insanity is

delirium unattended with fever."

"Yes," added the doctor, "if we could only give our patients a fever,

we could cure every one of them."

M. Morlot sank back despairingly in his armchair. His nephew began to

pace the floor.

"I am deeply grieved at my uncle's deplorable condition," he remarked

feelingly, "but it is a great consolation to me to be able to intrust

him to the care of a man like yourself. I have read your admirable

treatise on monomania. It is the most valuable work of the kind that

has appeared since the publication of the great Esquirol's Treatise

upon Mental Diseases. I know, moreover, that you are truly a father to

your patients, so I will not insult you by commending M. Morlot to your

special care. As for the compensation you are to receive, I leave that

entirely to you."

As he spoke, he drew from his pocket-book a thousand-franc note and

laid it on the mantel. "I shall do myself the honor to call again some

time during the ensuing week. At what hour are your patients allowed to

see visitors?"

"From twelve to two, only; but I am always at home. Good day, sir."

"Stop him! stop him!" shouted Uncle Morlot. "Don't let him go. He is

the one that is mad; I will tell you all about it."

"Calm yourself, my dear uncle," said Francis, starting toward the

door. "I leave you in Dr. Auvray's care; he will soon cure you, I

trust."

M. Morlot sprang up to intercept his nephew, but the doctor detained

him.

"What a strange fatality!" cried the poor uncle. "He has not uttered a

single senseless remark. If he would only rave as usual, you would soon

see that I am not the one who is mad, but--"

Francis already had his hand on the door-knob, but turning suddenly,

he retraced his steps as if he had forgotten something and, walking

straight up to the doctor, said:

"My uncle's malady was not the only thing that brought me here."

"Ah," murmured M. Morlot, seeing a ray of hope, at last.

"You have a daughter," continued the young man.

"At last!" shouted the poor uncle. "You are a witness to the fact that

he said: 'You have a daughter.'"

"Yes," replied the doctor, addressing Francis. "Will you kindly

explain--"

"You have a daughter, Mlle. Claire Auvray."

"There, there! didn't I tell you so?" cried the uncle.

"Yes," again replied the doctor.

"She was at Ems three months ago with her mother."

"Bravo! Bravo!" yelled M. Morlot.

"Yes," responded the physician for the third time.

M. Morlot rushed up to the doctor, and cried: "You are not the doctor,

but a patient in the house."

"My friend, if you are not more quiet we shall have to give you a

douche."

M. Morlot recoiled in terror. His nephew continued calmly:

"I love your daughter, sir; I have some hope that I am loved in return,

and if her feelings have not changed since the month of September, I

have the honor to ask her hand in marriage."

"Is it to Monsieur Francis Thomas that I have the honor of speaking?"

inquired the doctor.

"The same, sir. I should have begun by telling you my name."

"Then you must permit me to say, sir, that you have been guilty of no

unseemly haste--"

But just then the good doctor's attention was diverted by M. Morlot,

who was rubbing his hands in a frenzied manner.

"What is the matter with you, my friend?" the doctor asked in his kind,

fatherly way.

"Nothing, nothing! I am only washing my hands. There is something on

them that troubles me."

"Show me what it is. I don't see anything."

"Can't you see it? There, there, between my fingers. I see it plainly

enough."

"What do you see?"

"My nephew's money. Take it away, doctor. I'm an honest man; I don't

want anything that belongs to anybody else."

While the physician was listening attentively to M. Morlot's first

ravings, an extraordinary change took place in Francis. He became as

pale as death, and seemed to be suffering terribly from cold, for his

teeth chattered so violently that Dr. Auvray turned and asked what was

the matter with him.

"Nothing," he replied. "She is coming, I hear her! It is joy, but it

overpowers me. It seems to be falling on me and burying me beneath its

weight like a snowdrift. Winter will be a dreary time for lovers. Oh,

doctor, see what is the matter with my head!"

But his uncle rushed up to him, crying:

"Enough, enough! Don't rave so! I don't want people to think you mad.

They will say I stole your reason from you. I'm an honest man. Doctor,

look at my hands, examine my pockets, send to my house on the Rue

Charonne. Search the cupboard. Open all the drawers. You will find I

have nothing that belongs to any other person."

Between his two patients the doctor was at his wits' end, when a door

opened, and Claire came in to tell her father that breakfast was on the

table.

Francis leaped up out of his chair, as if moved by a spring, but though

his will prompted him to rush toward Mlle. Auvray, his flesh proved

weak, and he fell back in his chair like lead. He could scarcely murmur

the words:

"Claire, it is I! I love you. Will you--"

He passed his hand over his forehead. His pale face became a vivid

scarlet. His temples throbbed almost to bursting; it seemed to him

that an iron band was contracting more and more around his head, just

above his brows. Claire, frightened nearly to death, seized both his

hands; his skin was so dry, and his pulse so rapid that the poor girl

was terrified. It was not thus that she had hoped to see him again. In

a few minutes, a yellowish tinge appeared about his nostrils; nausea

ensued, and Dr. Auvray recognized all the symptoms of a bilious fever.

"How unfortunate!" he said to himself. "If this fever had only attacked

his uncle, it would have cured him!"

He rang. A servant appeared, and shortly afterward Mme. Auvray, who

scarcely knew Francis, so greatly had he changed. It was necessary

that the sick man should be got to bed without delay, and Claire

relinquished her own pretty room to him. While they were installing him

there, his uncle wandered excitedly about the parlor, tormenting the

doctor with questions, embracing the sick man, seizing Mme. Auvray's

hand and exclaiming wildly: "Save him, save him! He shall not die! I

will not have him die! I forbid it. I have a right to. I am his uncle

and guardian. If you do not care for him, people will say I killed him.

You are witnesses to the fact that I ask for none of his property! I

shall give all his possessions to the poor! Some water--please give me

some water to wash my hands!" He was taken to the building occupied by

the patients, where he became so violent that it was necessary to put

him in a strait-jacket.

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