To the Garrick Theayter you'll roam,
You'll roam,
Where MARION TERRY'S at home,
At home.
She melts all the hearts
Of the swains in such parts
As she plays in a play by JEROME,
JEROME.
Not much of a play by JEROME.
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Why should "All Souls," Oxford, be always a distinguished college?
Because it could not be "all souls" without "somebodies" in it.
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