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"CELLS BELOW ZERO FOR T.B. PATIENTS.
Ink in Nurses' Pens Froze when Taking Men's Temperature."--_Canadian
Paper._
Personally, we prefer having ours taken with a thermometer.
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"OFFENCES UNDER THE LIGHTING ORDERS.
--At Thursday's petty session Emile ---- was paid £1 for having no
near side light on his motor car."--_Local Paper._
But ought foreign offenders to be favoured in this way?
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"Richmond camp is a scene of bustling activity from sunrise to
reveille, or 'Taps' as the Americans term it."--_Evening Paper._
And after that the boy scouts would appear to have had a nice long day
to themselves.
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[Illustration: IF WINSTON SET THE FASHION--