THE BLUE HAT.

Nancy came softly into my study and stood at the side of the desk,

where I was busy with some work on account of which I had stayed away

from the office that morning.

"Do you like it?" she said.

I felt a momentary anxiety as I looked up. I had made a bad mistake

only a little time before, having waxed enthusiastic over what I took

to be a new blouse when it was a question of hair-dressing, the blouse

having been worn by my wife, so she solemnly averred, "every evening

for the last two months."

But this time no mistake was possible. You don't go about the house at

eleven o'clock on a cold Spring morning fancifully arrayed in a pale

blue hat with white feathery things sticking out all round it, unless

there is a particular reason for so doing.

"I think it's a delightful hat," I said, "and suits you splendidly.

But I thought you never wore blue?"

"I don't," said Nancy; "that's what makes me rather doubtful. I didn't

really mean to buy it at all. I went in to Marguerite's--you know,

that heavenly shop at the corner of the square"--I nodded; of course

I knew Marguerite's--"to ask the price of a jade-green jumper they

had in the window--oh, my dear, a perfect angel of a jumper!--and they

showed me this. That red-haired assistant almost _made_ me buy it;

said she had never seen me in a hat that suited me so well; and really

it wasn't so very dear. But I _was_ a little doubtful. However--"

"She was quite right," I said very decidedly. "Did you get the

what-you-may-call-it--the other thing?"

Nancy's face expressed poignant anguish.

"Twelve guineas," she said. "I simply couldn't run to it. Of course I

was heart-broken. Still, it wasn't as if I really needed anything just

now. It would have been ridiculous extravagance. But it really was an

angel."

She turned to go, stopping a moment on the way out to have another

look at herself in the little round mirror over the mantel-piece.

"I'm not quite happy about it," I heard her murmur as she went out.

The next morning I found a letter waiting for me at the office which

brought me news of a totally unexpected windfall of some fifty odd

pounds. It was a sunny morning, too, with a distinct feeling of Spring

in the air.

I felt like being extravagant, and my mind flew at once to Nancy and

her jade-green--what was the name of the thing?--that she had wanted

so badly.

I left the office early, and on my way home managed to summon up

sufficient courage to carry me through the discreetly curtained doors

of Madame Marguerite's _recherché_ establishment, devoutly hoping that

the nervous sinking which I felt about my heart was not reflected in

my outer demeanour.

The red-haired girl, in spite of a curiously detached and supercilious

air, as who should say, "Take it or leave it; it concerns me not in

the least," which at first rather alarmed me, was really quite kind

and helpful.

"Something in jade-green that Moddom admired? A hat perhaps?"

No, I knew it was not a hat. I murmured something about twelve

guineas. This seemed to be enlightening.

Ah, yes, a jumper probably. They had had a jade-green jumper at that

price, she believed. If I would sit down for a moment she would send

someone to see if it were still unsold.

I felt very anxious while I waited, but the emissary presently

returned with the garment over her arm.

Yes, that was undoubtedly the one. She remembered how much Moddom had

admired it. It had suited Moddom so well too.

While it was being packed up, for I decided to take it with me, a

small boy arrived with several hat-boxes, which he put down on the

floor.

Red-hair proceeded to unpack them, carefully, almost reverently,

extracting the hats from the folds of surrounding tissue-paper and

placing them one by one in various cupboards and drawers. Presently

she drew forth from one of the boxes--I felt sure I was not

mistaken--that very blue hat which I had admired only the day before

upon the head of my wife.

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