heart, yet not altogether understanding what had aroused that emotion
in my breast. Indeed, when, where, and how could Polina have chosen
Astley to be one of her confidants? Of late I had come rather to
overlook him in this connection, even though Polina had always been a
riddle to me—so much so that now, when I had just permitted myself to
tell my friend of my infatuation in all its aspects, I had found myself
struck, during the very telling, with the fact that in my relations
with her I could specify nothing that was explicit, nothing that was
positive. On the contrary, my relations had been purely fantastic,
strange, and unreal; they had been unlike anything else that I could
think of.
“Very well, very well,” I replied with a warmth equal to Astley’s own.
“Then I stand confounded, and have no further opinions to offer. But
you are a good fellow, and I am glad to know what you think about it
all, even though I do not need your advice.”
Then, after a pause, I resumed:
“For instance, what reason should you assign for the General taking
fright in this way? Why should my stupid clowning have led the world to
elevate it into a serious incident? Even De Griers has found it
necessary to put in his oar (and he only interferes on the most
important occasions), and to visit me, and to address to me the most
earnest supplications. Yes, _he_, De Griers, has actually been playing
the suppliant to _me!_ And, mark you, although he came to me as early
as nine o’clock, he had ready-prepared in his hand Mlle. Polina’s note.
When, I would ask, was that note written? Mlle. Polina must have been
aroused from sleep for the express purpose of writing it. At all events
the circumstance shows that she is an absolute slave to the Frenchman,
since she actually begs my pardon in the note—actually begs my pardon!
Yet what is her personal concern in the matter? Why is she interested
in it at all? Why, too, is the whole party so afraid of this precious
Baron? And what sort of a business do you call it for the General to be
going to marry Mlle. Blanche de Cominges? He told me last night that,
because of the circumstance, he must ‘move with especial care at
present.’ What is your opinion of it all? Your look convinces me that
you know more about it than I do.”
Mr. Astley smiled and nodded.
“Yes, I think I _do_ know more about it than you do,” he assented. “The
affair centres around this Mlle. Blanche. Of that I feel certain.”
“And what of Mlle. Blanche?” I cried impatiently (for in me there had
dawned a sudden hope that this would enable me to discover something
about Polina).
“Well, my belief is that at the present moment Mlle. Blanche has, in
very truth, a special reason for wishing to avoid any trouble with the
Baron and the Baroness. It might lead not only to some unpleasantness,
but even to a scandal.”
“Oh, oh!”
“Also I may tell you that Mlle. Blanche has been in Roulettenberg
before, for she was staying here three seasons ago. I myself was in the
place at the time, and in those days Mlle. Blanche was not known as
Mlle. de Cominges, nor was her mother, the Widow de Cominges, even in
existence. In any case no one ever mentioned the latter. De Griers,
too, had not materialised, and I am convinced that not only do the
parties stand in no relation to one another, but also they have not
long enjoyed one another’s acquaintance. Likewise, the _Marquisate_ de
Griers is of recent creation. Of that I have reason to be sure, owing
to a certain circumstance. Even the name De Griers itself may be taken
to be a new invention, seeing that I have a friend who once met the
said ‘Marquis’ under a different name altogether.”
“Yet he possesses a good circle of friends?”
“Possibly. Mlle. Blanche also may possess that. Yet it is not three
years since she received from the local police, at the instance of the
Baroness, an invitation to leave the town. And she left it.”
“But why?”
“Well, I must tell you that she first appeared here in company with an
Italian—a prince of some sort, a man who bore an historic name
(Barberini or something of the kind). The fellow was simply a mass of
rings and diamonds—real diamonds, too—and the couple used to drive out
in a marvellous carriage. At first Mlle. Blanche played ‘trente et
quarante’ with fair success, but, later, her luck took a marked change
for the worse. I distinctly remember that in a single evening she lost
an enormous sum. But worse was to ensue, for one fine morning her
prince disappeared—horses, carriage, and all. Also, the hotel bill
which he left unpaid was enormous. Upon this Mlle. Zelma (the name
which she assumed after figuring as Madame Barberini) was in despair.
She shrieked and howled all over the hotel, and even tore her clothes
in her frenzy. In the hotel there was staying also a Polish count (you
must know that ALL travelling Poles are counts!), and the spectacle of
Mlle. Zelma tearing her clothes and, catlike, scratching her face with
her beautiful, scented nails produced upon him a strong impression. So
the pair had a talk together, and, by luncheon time, she was consoled.
Indeed, that evening the couple entered the Casino arm-in-arm—Mlle.
Zelma laughing loudly, according to her custom, and showing even more
expansiveness in her manners than she had before shown. For instance,
she thrust her way into the file of women roulette-players in the exact
fashion of those ladies who, to clear a space for themselves at the
tables, push their fellow-players roughly aside. Doubtless you have
noticed them?”
“Yes, certainly.”
“Well, they are not worth noticing. To the annoyance of the decent
public they are allowed to remain here—at all events such of them as
daily change 4000 franc notes at the tables (though, as soon as ever
these women cease to do so, they receive an invitation to depart).
However, Mlle. Zelma continued to change notes of this kind, but her
play grew more and more unsuccessful, despite the fact that such
ladies’ luck is frequently good, for they have a surprising amount of
cash at their disposal. Suddenly, the Count too disappeared, even as
the Prince had done, and that same evening Mlle. Zelma was forced to
appear in the Casino alone. On this occasion no one offered her a
greeting. Two days later she had come to the end of her resources;
whereupon, after staking and losing her last louis d’or she chanced to
look around her, and saw standing by her side the Baron Burmergelm, who
had been eyeing her with fixed disapproval. To his distaste, however,
Mlle. paid no attention, but, turning to him with her well-known smile,
requested him to stake, on her behalf, ten louis on the red. Later that
evening a complaint from the Baroness led the authorities to request
Mlle. not to re-enter the Casino. If you feel in any way surprised that
I should know these petty and unedifying details, the reason is that I
had them from a relative of mine who, later that evening, drove Mlle.
Zelma in his carriage from Roulettenberg to Spa. Now, mark you, Mlle.
wants to become Madame General, in order that, in future, she may be
spared the receipt of such invitations from Casino authorities as she
received three years ago. At present she is not playing; but that is
only because, according to the signs, she is lending money to other
players. Yes, that is a much more paying game. I even suspect that the
unfortunate General is himself in her debt, as well as, perhaps, also
De Griers. Or, it may be that the latter has entered into a partnership
with her. Consequently you yourself will see that, until the marriage
shall have been consummated, Mlle. would scarcely like to have the
attention of the Baron and the Baroness drawn to herself. In short, to
any one in her position, a scandal would be most detrimental. You form
a member of the ménage of these people; wherefore, any act of yours
might cause such a scandal—and the more so since daily she appears in
public arm in arm with the General or with Mlle. Polina. _Now_ do you
understand?”
“No, I do not!” I shouted as I banged my fist down upon the
table—banged it with such violence that a frightened waiter came
running towards us. “Tell me, Mr. Astley, why, if you knew this history
all along, and, consequently, always knew who this Mlle. Blanche is,
you never warned either myself or the General, nor, most of all, Mlle.
Polina” (who is accustomed to appear in the Casino—in public everywhere
with Mlle. Blanche). “How could you do it?”
“It would have done no good to warn you,” he replied quietly, “for the
reason that you could have effected nothing. Against what was I to warn
you? As likely as not, the General knows more about Mlle. Blanche even
than I do; yet the unhappy man still walks about with her and Mlle.
Polina. Only yesterday I saw this Frenchwoman riding, splendidly
mounted, with De Griers, while the General was careering in their wake
on a roan horse. He had said, that morning, that his legs were hurting
him, yet his riding-seat was easy enough. As he passed I looked at him,
and the thought occurred to me that he was a man lost for ever.
However, it is no affair of mine, for I have only recently had the
happiness to make Mlle. Polina’s acquaintance. Also”—he added this as
an afterthought—“I have already told you that I do not recognise your
right to ask me certain questions, however sincere be my liking for
you.”
“Enough,” I said, rising. “To me it is as clear as day that Mlle.
Polina knows all about this Mlle. Blanche, but cannot bring herself to
part with her Frenchman; wherefore, she consents also to be seen in
public with Mlle. Blanche. You may be sure that nothing else would ever
have induced her either to walk about with this Frenchwoman or to send
me a note not to touch the Baron. Yes, it is _there_ that the influence
lies before which everything in the world must bow! Yet she herself it
was who launched me at the Baron! The devil take it, but I was left no
choice in the matter.”
“You forget, in the first place, that this Mlle. de Cominges is the
General’s inamorata, and, in the second place, that Mlle. Polina, the
General’s step-daughter, has a younger brother and sister who, though
they are the General’s own children, are completely neglected by this
madman, and robbed as well.”
“Yes, yes; that is so. For me to go and desert the children now would
mean their total abandonment; whereas, if I remain, I should be able to
defend their interests, and, perhaps, to save a moiety of their
property. Yes, yes; that is quite true. And yet, and yet—Oh, I can well
understand why they are all so interested in the General’s mother!”
“In whom?” asked Mr. Astley.
“In the old woman of Moscow who declines to die, yet concerning whom
they are for ever expecting telegrams to notify the fact of her death.”
“Ah, then of course their interests centre around her. It is a question
of succession. Let that but be settled, and the General will marry,
Mlle. Polina will be set free, and De Griers—”
“Yes, and De Griers?”
“Will be repaid his money, which is what he is now waiting for.”
“What? You think that he is waiting for _that?_”
“I know of nothing else,” asserted Mr. Astley doggedly.
“But, I do, I do!” I shouted in my fury. “He is waiting also for the
old woman’s will, for the reason that it awards Mlle. Polina a dowry.
As soon as ever the money is received, she will throw herself upon the
Frenchman’s neck. All women are like that. Even the proudest of them
become abject slaves where marriage is concerned. What Polina is good
for is to fall head over ears in love. That is _my_ opinion. Look at
her—especially when she is sitting alone, and plunged in thought. All
this was pre-ordained and foretold, and is accursed. Polina could
perpetrate any mad act. She—she—But who called me by name?” I broke
off. “Who is shouting for me? I heard some one calling in Russian,
‘Alexis Ivanovitch!’ It was a woman’s voice. Listen!”
At the moment, we were approaching my hotel. We had left the café long
ago, without even noticing that we had done so.
“Yes, I _did_ hear a woman’s voice calling, but whose I do not know.
The someone was calling you in Russian. Ah! NOW I can see whence the
cries come. They come from that lady there—the one who is sitting on
the settee, the one who has just been escorted to the verandah by a
crowd of lacqueys. Behind her see that pile of luggage! She must have
arrived by train.”
“But why should she be calling _me?_ Hear her calling again! See! She
is beckoning to us!”
“Yes, so she is,” assented Mr. Astley.
“Alexis Ivanovitch, Alexis Ivanovitch! Good heavens, what a stupid
fellow!” came in a despairing wail from the verandah.
We had almost reached the portico, and I was just setting foot upon the
space before it, when my hands fell to my sides in limp astonishment,
and my feet glued themselves to the pavement!
IX
For on the topmost tier of the hotel verandah, after being carried up
the steps in an armchair amid a bevy of footmen, maid-servants, and
other menials of the hotel, headed by the landlord (that functionary
had actually run out to meet a visitor who arrived with so much stir
and din, attended by her own retinue, and accompanied by so great a
pile of trunks and portmanteaux)—on the topmost tier of the verandah, I
say, there was sitting—_the grandmother!_ Yes, it was _she_—rich, and
imposing, and seventy-five years of age—Antonida Vassilievna
Tarassevitcha, landowner and _grande dame_ of Moscow—the “La
Baboulenka” who had caused so many telegrams to be sent off and
received—who had been dying, yet not dying—who had, in her own person,
descended upon us even as snow might fall from the clouds! Though
unable to walk, she had arrived borne aloft in an armchair (her mode of
conveyance for the last five years), as brisk, aggressive,
self-satisfied, bolt-upright, loudly imperious, and generally abusive
as ever. In fact, she looked exactly as she had on the only two
occasions when I had seen her since my appointment to the General’s
household. Naturally enough, I stood petrified with astonishment. She
had sighted me a hundred paces off! Even while she was being carried
along in her chair she had recognised me, and called me by name and
surname (which, as usual, after hearing once, she had remembered ever
afterwards).
“And this is the woman whom they had thought to see in her grave after
making her will!” I thought to myself. “Yet she will outlive us, and
every one else in the hotel. Good Lord! what is going to become of us
now? What on earth is to happen to the General? She will turn the place
upside down!”
“My good sir,” the old woman continued in a stentorian voice, “what are
you standing _there_ for, with your eyes almost falling out of your
head? Cannot you come and say how-do-you-do? Are you too proud to shake
hands? Or do you not recognise me? Here, Potapitch!” she cried to an
old servant who, dressed in a frock coat and white waistcoat, had a
bald, red head (he was the chamberlain who always accompanied her on
her journeys). “Just think! Alexis Ivanovitch does not recognise me!
They have buried me for good and all! Yes, and after sending hosts of
telegrams to know if I were dead or not! Yes, yes, I have heard the
whole story. I am very much alive, though, as you may see.”
“Pardon me, Antonida Vassilievna,” I replied good humouredly as I
recovered my presence of mind. “_I_ have no reason to wish you ill. I
am merely rather astonished to see you. Why should I not be so, seeing
how unexpected—”
“_Why_ should you be astonished? I just got into my chair, and came.
Things are quiet enough in the train, for there is no one there to
chatter. Have you been out for a walk?”
“Yes. I have just been to the Casino.”
“Oh? Well, it is quite nice here,” she went on as she looked about her.
“The place seems comfortable, and all the trees are out. I like it very
well. Are your people at home? Is the General, for instance, indoors?”
“Yes; and probably all of them.”
“Do they observe the convenances, and keep up appearances? Such things
always give one tone. I have heard that they are keeping a carriage,
even as Russian gentlefolks ought to do. When abroad, our Russian
people always cut a dash. Is Prascovia here too?”
“Yes. Polina Alexandrovna is here.”
“And the Frenchwoman? However, I will go and look for them myself. Tell
me the nearest way to their rooms. Do _you_ like being here?”
“Yes, I thank you, Antonida Vassilievna.”
“And you, Potapitch, you go and tell that fool of a landlord to reserve
me a suitable suite of rooms. They must be handsomely decorated, and
not too high up. Have my luggage taken up to them. But what are you
tumbling over yourselves for? Why are you all tearing about? What
scullions these fellows are!—Who is that with you?” she added to
myself.
“A Mr. Astley,” I replied.
“And who is Mr. Astley?”
“A fellow-traveller, and my very good friend, as well as an
acquaintance of the General’s.”
“Oh, an Englishman? Then that is why he stared at me without even
opening his lips. However, I like Englishmen. Now, take me upstairs,
direct to their rooms. Where are they lodging?”
Madame was lifted up in her chair by the lacqueys, and I preceded her
up the grand staircase. Our progress was exceedingly effective, for
everyone whom we met stopped to stare at the cortège. It happened that
the hotel had the reputation of being the best, the most expensive, and
the most aristocratic in all the spa, and at every turn on the
staircase or in the corridors we encountered fine ladies and
important-looking Englishmen—more than one of whom hastened downstairs
to inquire of the awestruck landlord who the newcomer was. To all such
questions he returned the same answer—namely, that the old lady was an
influential foreigner, a Russian, a Countess, and a _grande dame_, and
that she had taken the suite which, during the previous week, had been
tenanted by the Grande Duchesse de N.
Meanwhile the cause of the sensation—the Grandmother—was being borne
aloft in her armchair. Every person whom she met she scanned with an
inquisitive eye, after first of all interrogating me about him or her
at the top of her voice. She was stout of figure, and, though she could
not leave her chair, one felt, the moment that one first looked at her,
that she was also tall of stature. Her back was as straight as a board,
and never did she lean back in her seat. Also, her large grey head,
with its keen, rugged features, remained always erect as she glanced
about her in an imperious, challenging sort of way, with looks and
gestures that clearly were unstudied. Though she had reached her
seventy-sixth year, her face was still fresh, and her teeth had not
decayed. Lastly, she was dressed in a black silk gown and white mobcap.
“She interests me tremendously,” whispered Mr. Astley as, still
smoking, he walked by my side. Meanwhile I was reflecting that probably
the old lady knew all about the telegrams, and even about De Griers,
though little or nothing about Mlle. Blanche. I said as much to Mr.
Astley.
But what a frail creature is man! No sooner was my first surprise
abated than I found myself rejoicing in the shock which we were about
to administer to the General. So much did the thought inspire me that I
marched ahead in the gayest of fashions.
Our party was lodging on the third floor. Without knocking at the door,
or in any way announcing our presence, I threw open the portals, and
the Grandmother was borne through them in triumph. As though of set
purpose, the whole party chanced at that moment to be assembled in the
General’s study. The time was eleven o’clock, and it seemed that an
outing of some sort (at which a portion of the party were to drive in
carriages, and others to ride on horseback, accompanied by one or two
extraneous acquaintances) was being planned. The General was present,
and also Polina, the children, the latter’s nurses, De Griers, Mlle.
Blanche (attired in a riding-habit), her mother, the young Prince, and
a learned German whom I beheld for the first time. Into the midst of
this assembly the lacqueys conveyed Madame in her chair, and set her
down within three paces of the General!
Good heavens! Never shall I forget the spectacle which ensued! Just
before our entry, the General had been holding forth to the company,
with De Griers in support of him. I may also mention that, for the last
two or three days, Mlle. Blanche and De Griers had been making a great
deal of the young Prince, under the very nose of the poor General. In
short, the company, though decorous and conventional, was in a gay,
familiar mood. But no sooner did the Grandmother appear than the
General stopped dead in the middle of a word, and, with jaw dropping,
stared hard at the old lady—his eyes almost starting out of his head,
and his expression as spellbound as though he had just seen a basilisk.
In return, the Grandmother stared at him silently and without
moving—though with a look of mingled challenge, triumph, and ridicule
in her eyes. For ten seconds did the pair remain thus eyeing one
another, amid the profound silence of the company; and even De Griers
sat petrified—an extraordinary look of uneasiness dawning on his face.
As for Mlle. Blanche, she too stared wildly at the Grandmother, with
eyebrows raised and her lips parted—while the Prince and the German
savant contemplated the tableau in profound amazement. Only Polina
looked anything but perplexed or surprised. Presently, however, she too
turned as white as a sheet, and then reddened to her temples. Truly the
Grandmother’s arrival seemed to be a catastrophe for everybody! For my
own part, I stood looking from the Grandmother to the company, and back
again, while Mr. Astley, as usual, remained in the background, and
gazed calmly and decorously at the scene.
“Well, here I am—and instead of a telegram, too!” the Grandmother at
last ejaculated, to dissipate the silence. “What? You were not
expecting me?”
“Antonida Vassilievna! O my dearest mother! But how on earth did you,
did you—?” The mutterings of the unhappy General died away.
I verily believe that if the Grandmother had held her tongue a few
seconds longer she would have had a stroke.
“How on earth did I _what?_” she exclaimed. “Why, I just got into the
train and came here. What else is the railway meant for? But you
thought that I had turned up my toes and left my property to the lot of
you. Oh, I know _all_ about the telegrams which you have been
dispatching. They must have cost you a pretty sum, I should think, for
telegrams are not sent from abroad for nothing. Well, I picked up my
heels, and came here. Who is this Frenchman? Monsieur de Griers, I
suppose?”
“Oui, madame,” assented De Griers. “Et, croyez, je suis si enchanté!
Votre santé—c’est un miracle vous voir ici. Une surprise charmante!”
“Just so. ‘Charmante!’ I happen to know you as a mountebank, and
therefore trust you no more than _this_.” She indicated her little
finger. “And who is _that?_” she went on, turning towards Mlle.
Blanche. Evidently the Frenchwoman looked so becoming in her
riding-habit, with her whip in her hand, that she had made an
impression upon the old lady. “Who is that woman there?”
“Mlle. de Cominges,” I said. “And this is her mother, Madame de
Cominges. They also are staying in the hotel.”
“Is the daughter married?” asked the old lady, without the least
semblance of ceremony.
“No,” I replied as respectfully as possible, but under my breath.
“Is she good company?”
I failed to understand the question.
“I mean, is she or is she not a bore? Can she speak Russian? When this
De Griers was in Moscow he soon learnt to make himself understood.”
I explained to the old lady that Mlle. Blanche had never visited
Russia.
“Bonjour, then,” said Madame, with sudden brusquerie.
“Bonjour, madame,” replied Mlle. Blanche with an elegant, ceremonious
bow as, under cover of an unwonted modesty, she endeavoured to express,
both in face and figure, her extreme surprise at such strange behaviour
on the part of the Grandmother.
“How the woman sticks out her eyes at me! How she mows and minces!” was
the Grandmother’s comment. Then she turned suddenly to the General, and
continued: “I have taken up my abode here, so am going to be your
next-door neighbour. Are you glad to hear that, or are you not?”
“My dear mother, believe me when I say that I am sincerely delighted,”
returned the General, who had now, to a certain extent, recovered his
senses; and inasmuch as, when occasion arose, he could speak with
fluency, gravity, and a certain effect, he set himself to be expansive
in his remarks, and went on: “We have been so dismayed and upset by the
news of your indisposition! We had received such hopeless telegrams
about you! Then suddenly—”
“Fibs, fibs!” interrupted the Grandmother.
“How on earth, too, did you come to decide upon the journey?” continued
the General, with raised voice as he hurried to overlook the old lady’s
last remark. “Surely, at your age, and in your present state of health,
the thing is so unexpected that our surprise is at least intelligible.
However, I am glad to see you (as indeed, are we all”—he said this with
a dignified, yet conciliatory, smile), “and will use my best endeavours
to render your stay here as pleasant as possible.”
“Enough! All this is empty chatter. You are talking the usual nonsense.
I shall know quite well how to spend my time. How did I come to
undertake the journey, you ask? Well, is there anything so very
surprising about it? It was done quite simply. What is every one going
into ecstasies about?—How do you do, Prascovia? What are _you_ doing
here?”
“And how are _you_, Grandmother?” replied Polina, as she approached the
old lady. “Were you long on the journey?”
“The most sensible question that I have yet been asked! Well, you shall
hear for yourself how it all happened. I lay and lay, and was doctored
and doctored, until at last I drove the physicians from me, and called
in an apothecary from Nicolai who had cured an old woman of a malady
similar to my own—cured her merely with a little hayseed. Well, he did
me a great deal of good, for on the third day I broke into a sweat, and
was able to leave my bed. Then my German doctors held another
consultation, put on their spectacles, and told me that if I would go
abroad, and take a course of the waters, the indisposition would
finally pass away. ‘Why should it not?’ I thought to myself. So I had
got things ready, and on the following day, a Friday, set out for here.
I occupied a special compartment in the train, and where ever I had to
change I found at the station bearers who were ready to carry me for a
few coppers. You have nice quarters here,” she went on as she glanced
around the room. “But where on earth did you get the money for them, my
good sir? I thought that everything of yours had been mortgaged? This
Frenchman alone must be your creditor for a good deal. Oh, I know all
about it, all about it.”
“I-I am surprised at you, my dearest mother,” said the General in some
confusion. “I-I am greatly surprised. But I do not need any extraneous
control of my finances. Moreover, my expenses do not exceed my income,
and we—”
“They do not exceed it? Fie! Why, you are robbing your children of
their last kopeck—you, their guardian!”
“After this,” said the General, completely taken aback, “—after what
you have just said, I do not know whether—”
“You do not know _what?_ By heavens, are you _never_ going to drop that
roulette of yours? Are you going to whistle all your property away?”
This made such an impression upon the General that he almost choked
with fury.
“Roulette, indeed? _I_ play roulette? Really, in view of my
position—Recollect what you are saying, my dearest mother. You must
still be unwell.”
“Rubbish, rubbish!” she retorted. “The truth is that you _cannot_ be
got away from that roulette. You are simply telling lies. This very day
I mean to go and see for myself what roulette is like. Prascovia, tell
me what there is to be seen here; and do you, Alexis Ivanovitch, show
me everything; and do you, Potapitch, make me a list of excursions.
What _is_ there to be seen?” again she inquired of Polina.
“There is a ruined castle, and the Shlangenberg.”
“The Shlangenberg? What is it? A forest?”
“No, a mountain on the summit of which there is a place fenced off.
From it you can get a most beautiful view.”
“Could a chair be carried up that mountain of yours?”
“Doubtless we could find bearers for the purpose,” I interposed.
At this moment Theodosia, the nursemaid, approached the old lady with
the General’s children.
“No, I _don’t_ want to see them,” said the Grandmother. “I hate kissing
children, for their noses are always wet. How are you getting on,
Theodosia?”
“I am very well, thank you, Madame,” replied the nursemaid. “And how is
your ladyship? We have been feeling so anxious about you!”
“Yes, I know, you simple soul—But who are those other guests?” the old
lady continued, turning again to Polina. “For instance, who is that old
rascal in the spectacles?”
“Prince Nilski, Grandmamma,” whispered Polina.
“Oh, a Russian? Why, I had no idea that he could understand me! Surely
he did not hear what I said? As for Mr. Astley, I have seen him
already, and I see that he is here again. How do you do?” she added to
the gentleman in question.
Mr. Astley bowed in silence.
“Have you _nothing_ to say to me?” the old lady went on. “Say
something, for goodness’ sake! Translate to him, Polina.”
Polina did so.
“I have only to say,” replied Mr. Astley gravely, but also with
alacrity, “that I am indeed glad to see you in such good health.” This
was interpreted to the Grandmother, and she seemed much gratified.
“How well English people know how to answer one!” she remarked. “That
is why I like them so much better than French. Come here,” she added to
Mr. Astley. “I will try not to bore you too much. Polina, translate to
him that I am staying in rooms on a lower floor. Yes, on a lower
floor,” she repeated to Astley, pointing downwards with her finger.
Astley looked pleased at receiving the invitation.
Next, the old lady scanned Polina, from head to foot with minute
attention.
“I could almost have liked you, Prascovia,” suddenly she remarked, “for
you are a nice girl—the best of the lot. You have some character about
you. I too have character. Turn round. Surely that is not false hair
that you are wearing?”
“No, Grandmamma. It is my own.”
“Well, well. I do not like the stupid fashions of today. You are very
good looking. I should have fallen in love with you if I had been a
man. Why do you not get married? It is time now that I was going. I
want to walk, yet I always have to ride. Are you still in a bad
temper?” she added to the General.
“No, indeed,” rejoined the now mollified General.
“I quite understand that at your time of life—”
“Cette vieille est tombée en enfance,” De Griers whispered to me.
“But I want to look round a little,” the old lady added to the General.
Will you lend me Alexis Ivanovitch for the purpose?
“As much as you like. But I myself—yes, and Polina and Monsieur de
Griers too—we all of us hope to have the pleasure of escorting you.”
“Mais, madame, cela sera un plaisir,” De Griers commented with a
bewitching smile.
“‘Plaisir’ indeed! Why, I look upon you as a perfect fool, monsieur.”
Then she remarked to the General: “I am not going to let you have any
of my money. I must be off to my rooms now, to see what they are like.
Afterwards we will look round a little. Lift me up.”
Again the Grandmother was borne aloft and carried down the staircase
amid a perfect bevy of followers—the General walking as though he had
been hit over the head with a cudgel, and De Griers seeming to be
plunged in thought. Endeavouring to be left behind, Mlle. Blanche next
thought better of it, and followed the rest, with the Prince in her
wake. Only the German savant and Madame de Cominges did not leave the
General’s apartments.
X
At spas—and, probably, all over Europe—hotel landlords and managers are
guided in their allotment of rooms to visitors, not so much by the
wishes and requirements of those visitors, as by their personal
estimate of the same. It may also be said that these landlords and
managers seldom make a mistake. To the Grandmother, however, our
landlord, for some reason or another, allotted such a sumptuous suite
that he fairly overreached himself; for he assigned her a suite
consisting of four magnificently appointed rooms, with bathroom,
servants’ quarters, a separate room for her maid, and so on. In fact,
during the previous week the suite had been occupied by no less a
personage than a Grand Duchess: which circumstance was duly explained
to the new occupant, as an excuse for raising the price of these
apartments. The Grandmother had herself carried—or, rather,
wheeled—through each room in turn, in order that she might subject the
whole to a close and attentive scrutiny; while the landlord—an elderly,
bald-headed man—walked respectfully by her side.
What every one took the Grandmother to be I do not know, but it
appeared, at least, that she was accounted a person not only of great
importance, but also, and still more, of great wealth; and without
delay they entered her in the hotel register as “Madame la générale,
Princesse de Tarassevitcheva,” although she had never been a princess
in her life. Her retinue, her reserved compartment in the train, her
pile of unnecessary trunks, portmanteaux, and strong-boxes, all helped
to increase her prestige; while her wheeled chair, her sharp tone and
voice, her eccentric questions (put with an air of the most overbearing
and unbridled imperiousness), her whole figure—upright, rugged, and
commanding as it was—completed the general awe in which she was held.
As she inspected her new abode she ordered her chair to be stopped at
intervals in order that, with finger extended towards some article of
furniture, she might ply the respectfully smiling, yet secretly
apprehensive, landlord with unexpected questions. She addressed them to
him in French, although her pronunciation of the language was so bad
that sometimes I had to translate them. For the most part, the
landlord’s answers were unsatisfactory, and failed to please her; nor
were the questions themselves of a practical nature, but related,
generally, to God knows what.
For instance, on one occasion she halted before a picture which, a poor
copy of a well-known original, had a mythological subject.
“Of whom is this a portrait?” she inquired.
The landlord explained that it was probably that of a countess.
“But how know you that?” the old lady retorted.
“You live here, yet you cannot say for certain! And why is the picture
there at all? And why do its eyes look so crooked?”
To all these questions the landlord could return no satisfactory reply,
despite his floundering endeavours.
“The blockhead!” exclaimed the Grandmother in Russian.
Then she proceeded on her way—only to repeat the same story in front of
a Saxon statuette which she had sighted from afar, and had commanded,
for some reason or another, to be brought to her. Finally, she inquired
of the landlord what was the value of the carpet in her bedroom, as
well as where the said carpet had been manufactured; but, the landlord
could do no more than promise to make inquiries.
“What donkeys these people are!” she commented. Next, she turned her
attention to the bed.
“What a huge counterpane!” she exclaimed. “Turn it back, please.” The
lacqueys did so.
“Further yet, further yet,” the old lady cried. “Turn it _right_ back.
Also, take off those pillows and bolsters, and lift up the feather
bed.”
The bed was opened for her inspection.
“Mercifully it contains no bugs,” she remarked.
“Pull off the whole thing, and then put on my own pillows and sheets.
The place is too luxurious for an old woman like myself. It is too
large for any one person. Alexis Ivanovitch, come and see me whenever
you are not teaching your pupils.”
“After tomorrow I shall no longer be in the General’s service,” I
replied, “but merely living in the hotel on my own account.”
“Why so?”
“Because, the other day, there arrived from Berlin a German and his
wife—persons of some importance; and, it chanced that, when taking a
walk, I spoke to them in German without having properly compassed the
Berlin accent.”
“Indeed?”
“Yes: and this action on my part the Baron held to be an insult, and
complained about it to the General, who yesterday dismissed me from his
employ.”
“But I suppose you must have threatened that precious Baron, or
something of the kind? However, even if you did so, it was a matter of
no moment.”
“No, I did not. The Baron was the aggressor by raising his stick at
me.”
Upon that the Grandmother turned sharply to the General.
“What? You permitted yourself to treat your tutor thus, you nincompoop,
and to dismiss him from his post? You are a blockhead—an utter
blockhead! I can see that clearly.”
“Do not alarm yourself, my dear mother,” the General replied with a
lofty air—an air in which there was also a tinge of familiarity. “I am
quite capable of managing my own affairs. Moreover, Alexis Ivanovitch
has not given you a true account of the matter.”
“What did you do next?” The old lady inquired of me.
“I wanted to challenge the Baron to a duel,” I replied as modestly as
possible; “but the General protested against my doing so.”
“And _why_ did you so protest?” she inquired of the General. Then she
turned to the landlord, and questioned him as to whether _he_ would not
have fought a duel, if challenged. “For,” she added, “I can see no
difference between you and the Baron; nor can I bear that German visage
of yours.” Upon this the landlord bowed and departed, though he could
not have understood the Grandmother’s compliment.
“Pardon me, Madame,” the General continued with a sneer, “but are duels
really feasible?”
“Why not? All men are crowing cocks, and that is why they quarrel.
_You_, though, I perceive, are a blockhead—a man who does not even know
how to carry his breeding. Lift me up. Potapitch, see to it that you
always have _two_ bearers ready. Go and arrange for their hire. But we
shall not require more than two, for I shall need only to be carried
upstairs. On the level or in the street I can be _wheeled_ along. Go
and tell them that, and pay them in advance, so that they may show me
some respect. You too, Potapitch, are always to come with me, and
_you_, Alexis Ivanovitch, are to point out to me this Baron as we go
along, in order that I may get a squint at the precious ‘Von.’ And
where is that roulette played?”
I explained to her that the game was carried on in the salons of the
Casino; whereupon there ensued a string of questions as to whether
there were many such salons, whether many people played in them,
whether those people played a whole day at a time, and whether the game
was managed according to fixed rules. At length, I thought it best to
say that the most advisable course would be for her to go and see it
for herself, since a mere description of it would be a difficult
matter.
“Then take me straight there,” she said, “and do you walk on in front
of me, Alexis Ivanovitch.”
“What, mother? Before you have so much as rested from your journey?”
the General inquired with some solicitude. Also, for some reason which
I could not divine, he seemed to be growing nervous; and, indeed, the
whole party was evincing signs of confusion, and exchanging glances
with one another. Probably they were thinking that it would be a
ticklish—even an embarrassing—business to accompany the Grandmother to
the Casino, where, very likely, she would perpetrate further
eccentricities, and in public too! Yet on their own initiative they had
offered to escort her!
“Why should I rest?” she retorted. “I am not tired, for I have been
sitting still these past five days. Let us see what your medicinal
springs and waters are like, and where they are situated. What, too,
about that, that—what did you call it, Prascovia?—oh, about that
mountain top?”
“Yes, we are going to see it, Grandmamma.”
“Very well. Is there anything else for me to see here?”
“Yes! Quite a number of things,” Polina forced herself to say.
“Martha, _you_ must come with me as well,” went on the old lady to her
maid.
“No, no, mother!” ejaculated the General. “Really she cannot come. They
would not admit even Potapitch to the Casino.”
“Rubbish! Because she is my servant, is that a reason for turning her
out? Why, she is only a human being like the rest of us; and as she has
been travelling for a week she might like to look about her. With whom
else could she go out but myself? She would never dare to show her nose
in the street alone.”
“But, mother—”
“Are you ashamed to be seen with me? Stop at home, then, and you will
be asked no questions. A pretty General _you_ are, to be sure! I am a
general’s widow myself. But, after all, why should I drag the whole
party with me? I will go and see the sights with only Alexis Ivanovitch
as my escort.”
De Griers strongly insisted that _every one_ ought to accompany her.
Indeed, he launched out into a perfect shower of charming phrases
concerning the pleasure of acting as her cicerone, and so forth. Every
one was touched with his words.
“Mais elle est tombée en enfance,” he added aside to the General.
“Seule, elle fera des bêtises.” More than this I could not overhear,
but he seemed to have got some plan in his mind, or even to be feeling
a slight return of his hopes.
The distance to the Casino was about half a verst, and our route led us
through the Chestnut Avenue until we reached the square directly
fronting the building. The General, I could see, was a trifle reassured
by the fact that, though our progress was distinctly eccentric in its
nature, it was, at least, correct and orderly. As a matter of fact, the
spectacle of a person who is unable to walk is not anything to excite
surprise at a spa. Yet it was clear that the General had a great fear
of the Casino itself: for why should a person who had lost the use of
her limbs—more especially an old woman—be going to rooms which were set
apart only for roulette? On either side of the wheeled chair walked
Polina and Mlle. Blanche—the latter smiling, modestly jesting, and, in
short, making herself so agreeable to the Grandmother that in the end
the old lady relented towards her. On the other side of the chair
Polina had to answer an endless flow of petty questions—such as “Who
was it passed just now?” “Who is that coming along?” “Is the town a
large one?” “Are the public gardens extensive?” “What sort of trees are
those?” “What is the name of those hills?” “Do I see eagles flying
yonder?” “What is that absurd-looking building?” and so forth.
Meanwhile Astley whispered to me, as he walked by my side, that he
looked for much to happen that morning. Behind the old lady’s chair
marched Potapitch and Martha—Potapitch in his frockcoat and white
waistcoat, with a cloak over all, and the forty-year-old and rosy, but
slightly grey-headed, Martha in a mobcap, cotton dress, and squeaking
shoes. Frequently the old lady would twist herself round to converse
with these servants. As for De Griers, he spoke as though he had made
up his mind to do something (though it is also possible that he spoke
in this manner merely in order to hearten the General, with whom he
appeared to have held a conference). But, alas, the Grandmother had
uttered the fatal words, “I am not going to give you any of my money;”
and though De Griers might regard these words lightly, the General knew
his mother better. Also, I noticed that De Griers and Mlle. Blanche
were still exchanging looks; while of the Prince and the German savant
I lost sight at the end of the Avenue, where they had turned back and
left us.
Into the Casino we marched in triumph. At once, both in the person of
the commissionaire and in the persons of the footmen, there sprang to
life the same reverence as had arisen in the lacqueys of the hotel. Yet
it was not without some curiosity that they eyed us.
Without loss of time, the Grandmother gave orders that she should be
wheeled through every room in the establishment; of which apartments
she praised a few, while to others she remained indifferent. Concerning
everything, however, she asked questions. Finally we reached the
gaming-salons, where a lacquey who was, acting as guard over the doors,
flung them open as though he were a man possessed.
The Grandmother’s entry into the roulette-salon produced a profound
impression upon the public. Around the tables, and at the further end
of the room where the trente-et-quarante table was set out, there may
have been gathered from 150 to 200 gamblers, ranged in several rows.
Those who had succeeded in pushing their way to the tables were
standing with their feet firmly planted, in order to avoid having to
give up their places until they should have finished their game (since
merely to stand looking on—thus occupying a gambler’s place for
nothing—was not permitted). True, chairs were provided around the
tables, but few players made use of them—more especially if there was a
large attendance of the general public; since to stand allowed of a
closer approach; and, therefore, of greater facilities for calculation
and staking. Behind the foremost row were herded a second and a third
row of people awaiting their turn; but sometimes their impatience led
these people to stretch a hand through the first row, in order to
deposit their stakes. Even third-row individuals would dart forward to
stake; whence seldom did more than five or ten minutes pass without a
scene over disputed money arising at one or another end of the table.
On the other hand, the police of the Casino were an able body of men;
and though to escape the crush was an impossibility, however much one
might wish it, the eight croupiers apportioned to each table kept an
eye upon the stakes, performed the necessary reckoning, and decided
disputes as they arose.
In the last resort they always called in the Casino police, and the
disputes would immediately come to an end. Policemen were stationed
about the Casino in ordinary costume, and mingled with the spectators
so as to make it impossible to recognise them. In particular they kept
a lookout for pickpockets and swindlers, who simply swanned in the
roulette salons, and reaped a rich harvest. Indeed, in every direction
money was being filched from pockets or purses—though, of course, if
the attempt miscarried, a great uproar ensued. One had only to approach
a roulette table, begin to play, and then openly grab some one else’s
winnings, for a din to be raised, and the thief to start vociferating
that the stake was _his;_ and, if the coup had been carried out with
sufficient skill, and the witnesses wavered at all in their testimony,
the thief would as likely as not succeed in getting away with the
money, provided that the sum was not a large one—not large enough to
have attracted the attention of the croupiers or some fellow-player.
Moreover, if it were a stake of insignificant size, its true owner
would sometimes decline to continue the dispute, rather than become
involved in a scandal. Conversely, if the thief was detected, he was
ignominiously expelled the building.
Upon all this the Grandmother gazed with open-eyed curiosity; and, on
some thieves happening to be turned out of the place, she was
delighted. Trente-et-quarante interested her but little; she preferred
roulette, with its ever-revolving wheel. At length she expressed a wish
to view the game closer; whereupon in some mysterious manner, the
lacqueys and other officious agents (especially one or two ruined Poles
of the kind who keep offering their services to successful gamblers and
foreigners in general) at once found and cleared a space for the old
lady among the crush, at the very centre of one of the tables, and next
to the chief croupier; after which they wheeled her chair thither. Upon
this a number of visitors who were not playing, but only looking on
(particularly some Englishmen with their families), pressed closer
forward towards the table, in order to watch the old lady from among
the ranks of the gamblers. Many a lorgnette I saw turned in her
direction, and the croupiers’ hopes rose high that such an eccentric
player was about to provide them with something out of the common. An
old lady of seventy-five years who, though unable to walk, desired to
play was not an everyday phenomenon. I too pressed forward towards the
table, and ranged myself by the Grandmother’s side; while Martha and
Potapitch remained somewhere in the background among the crowd, and the
General, Polina, and De Griers, with Mlle. Blanche, also remained
hidden among the spectators.
At first the old lady did no more than watch the gamblers, and ply me,
in a half-whisper, with sharp-broken questions as to who was so-and-so.
Especially did her favour light upon a very young man who was plunging
heavily, and had won (so it was whispered) as much as 40,000 francs,
which were lying before him on the table in a heap of gold and
bank-notes. His eyes kept flashing, and his hands shaking; yet all the
while he staked without any sort of calculation—just what came to his
hand, as he kept winning and winning, and raking and raking in his
gains. Around him lacqueys fussed—placing chairs just behind where he
was standing—and clearing the spectators from his vicinity, so that he
should have more room, and not be crowded—the whole done, of course, in
expectation of a generous largesse. From time to time other gamblers
would hand him part of their winnings—being glad to let him stake for
them as much as his hand could grasp; while beside him stood a Pole in
a state of violent, but respectful, agitation, who, also in expectation
of a generous largesse, kept whispering to him at intervals (probably
telling him what to stake, and advising and directing his play). Yet
never once did the player throw him a glance as he staked and staked,
and raked in his winnings. Evidently, the player in question was dead
to all besides.
For a few minutes the Grandmother watched him.
“Go and tell him,” suddenly she exclaimed with a nudge at my elbow,
“—go and tell him to stop, and to take his money with him, and go home.
Presently he will be losing—yes, losing everything that he has now
won.” She seemed almost breathless with excitement.
“Where is Potapitch?” she continued. “Send Potapitch to speak to him.
No, _you_ must tell him, _you_ must tell him,”—here she nudged me
again—“for I have not the least notion where Potapitch is. Sortez,
sortez,” she shouted to the young man, until I leant over in her
direction and whispered in her ear that no shouting was allowed, nor
even loud speaking, since to do so disturbed the calculations of the
players, and might lead to our being ejected.
“How provoking!” she retorted. “Then the young man is done for! I
suppose he _wishes_ to be ruined. Yet I could not bear to see him have
to return it all. What a fool the fellow is!” and the old lady turned
sharply away.
On the left, among the players at the other half of the table, a young
lady was playing, with, beside her, a dwarf. Who the dwarf may have
been—whether a relative or a person whom she took with her to act as a
foil—I do not know; but I had noticed her there on previous occasions,
since, everyday, she entered the Casino at one o’clock precisely, and
departed at two—thus playing for exactly one hour. Being well-known to
the attendants, she always had a seat provided for her; and, taking
some gold and a few thousand-franc notes out of her pocket—would begin
quietly, coldly, and after much calculation, to stake, and mark down
the figures in pencil on a paper, as though striving to work out a
system according to which, at given moments, the odds might group
themselves. Always she staked large coins, and either lost or won one,
two, or three thousand francs a day, but not more; after which she
would depart. The Grandmother took a long look at her.
“_That_ woman is not losing,” she said. “To whom does she belong? Do
you know her? Who is she?”
“She is, I believe, a Frenchwoman,” I replied.
“Ah! A bird of passage, evidently. Besides, I can see that she has her
shoes polished. Now, explain to me the meaning of each round in the
game, and the way in which one ought to stake.”
Upon this I set myself to explain the meaning of all the
combinations—of “rouge et noir,” of “pair et impair,” of “manque et
passe,” with, lastly, the different values in the system of numbers.
The Grandmother listened attentively, took notes, put questions in
various forms, and laid the whole thing to heart. Indeed, since an
example of each system of stakes kept constantly occurring, a great
deal of information could be assimilated with ease and celerity. The
Grandmother was vastly pleased.
“But what is zero?” she inquired. “Just now I heard the flaxen-haired
croupier call out ‘zero!’ And why does he keep raking in all the money
that is on the table? To think that he should grab the whole pile for
himself! What does zero mean?”
“Zero is what the bank takes for itself. If the wheel stops at that
figure, everything lying on the table becomes the absolute property of
the bank. Also, whenever the wheel has begun to turn, the bank ceases
to pay out anything.”
“Then I should receive nothing if I were staking?”
“No; unless by any chance you had _purposely_ staked on zero; in which
case you would receive thirty-five times the value of your stake.”
“Why thirty-five times, when zero so often turns up? And if so, why do
not more of these fools stake upon it?”
“Because the number of chances against its occurrence is thirty-six.”
“Rubbish! Potapitch, Potapitch! Come here, and I will give you some
money.” The old lady took out of her pocket a tightly-clasped purse,
and extracted from its depths a ten-gülden piece. “Go at once, and
stake that upon zero.”
“But, Madame, zero has only this moment turned up,” I remonstrated;
“wherefore, it may not do so again for ever so long. Wait a little, and
you may then have a better chance.”
“Rubbish! Stake, please.”
“Pardon me, but zero might not turn up again until, say, tonight, even
though you had staked thousands upon it. It often happens so.”
“Rubbish, rubbish! Who fears the wolf should never enter the forest.
What? We have lost? Then stake again.”
A second ten-gülden piece did we lose, and then I put down a third. The
Grandmother could scarcely remain seated in her chair, so intent was
she upon the little ball as it leapt through the notches of the
ever-revolving wheel. However, the third ten-gülden piece followed the
first two. Upon this the Grandmother went perfectly crazy. She could no
longer sit still, and actually struck the table with her fist when the
croupier cried out, “Trente-six,” instead of the desiderated zero.
“To listen to him!” fumed the old lady. “When will that accursed zero
ever turn up? I cannot breathe until I see it. I believe that that
infernal croupier is _purposely_ keeping it from turning up. Alexis
Ivanovitch, stake TWO golden pieces this time. The moment we cease to
stake, that cursed zero will come turning up, and we shall get
nothing.”
“My good Madame—”
“Stake, stake! It is not _your_ money.”
Accordingly I staked two ten-gülden pieces. The ball went hopping round
the wheel until it began to settle through the notches. Meanwhile the
Grandmother sat as though petrified, with my hand convulsively clutched
in hers.
“Zero!” called the croupier.
“There! You see, you see!” cried the old lady, as she turned and faced
me, wreathed in smiles. “I told you so! It was the Lord God himself who
suggested to me to stake those two coins. Now, how much ought I to
receive? Why do they not pay it out to me? Potapitch! Martha! Where are
they? What has become of our party? Potapitch, Potapitch!”
“Presently, Madame,” I whispered. “Potapitch is outside, and they would
decline to admit him to these rooms. See! You are being paid out your
money. Pray take it.” The croupiers were making up a heavy packet of
coins, sealed in blue paper, and containing fifty ten gülden pieces,
together with an unsealed packet containing another twenty. I handed
the whole to the old lady in a money-shovel.
“Faites le jeu, messieurs! Faites le jeu, messieurs! Rien ne va plus,”
proclaimed the croupier as once more he invited the company to stake,
and prepared to turn the wheel.
“We shall be too late! He is going to spin again! Stake, stake!” The
Grandmother was in a perfect fever. “Do not hang back! Be quick!” She
seemed almost beside herself, and nudged me as hard as she could.
“Upon what shall I stake, Madame?”
“Upon zero, upon zero! Again upon zero! Stake as much as ever you can.
How much have we got? Seventy ten-gülden pieces? We shall not miss
them, so stake twenty pieces at a time.”
“Think a moment, Madame. Sometimes zero does not turn up for two
hundred rounds in succession. I assure you that you may lose all your
capital.”
“You are wrong—utterly wrong. Stake, I tell you! What a chattering
tongue you have! I know perfectly well what I am doing.” The old lady
was shaking with excitement.
“But the rules do not allow of more than 120 gülden being staked upon
zero at a time.”
“How ‘do not allow’? Surely you are wrong? Monsieur, monsieur—” here
she nudged the croupier who was sitting on her left, and preparing to
spin—“combien zero? Douze? Douze?”
I hastened to translate.
“Oui, Madame,” was the croupier’s polite reply. “No single stake must
exceed four thousand florins. That is the regulation.”
“Then there is nothing else for it. We must risk in gülden.”
“Le jeu est fait!” the croupier called. The wheel revolved, and stopped
at thirty. We had lost!
“Again, again, again! Stake again!” shouted the old lady. Without
attempting to oppose her further, but merely shrugging my shoulders, I
placed twelve more ten-gülden pieces upon the table. The wheel whirled
around and around, with the Grandmother simply quaking as she watched
its revolutions.
“Does she again think that zero is going to be the winning coup?”
thought I, as I stared at her in astonishment. Yet an absolute
assurance of winning was shining on her face; she looked perfectly
convinced that zero was about to be called again. At length the ball
dropped off into one of the notches.
“Zero!” cried the croupier.
“Ah!!!” screamed the old lady as she turned to me in a whirl of
triumph.
I myself was at heart a gambler. At that moment I became acutely
conscious both of that fact and of the fact that my hands and knees
were shaking, and that the blood was beating in my brain. Of course
this was a rare occasion—an occasion on which zero had turned up no
less than three times within a dozen rounds; yet in such an event there
was nothing so very surprising, seeing that, only three days ago, I
myself had been a witness to zero turning up _three times in
succession_, so that one of the players who was recording the coups on
paper was moved to remark that for several days past zero had never
turned up at all!
With the Grandmother, as with any one who has won a very large sum, the
management settled up with great attention and respect, since she was
fortunate to have to receive no less than 4200 gülden. Of these gülden
the odd 200 were paid her in gold, and the remainder in bank notes.
This time the old lady did not call for Potapitch; for that she was too
preoccupied. Though not outwardly shaken by the event (indeed, she
seemed perfectly calm), she was trembling inwardly from head to foot.
At length, completely absorbed in the game, she burst out:
“Alexis Ivanovitch, did not the croupier just say that 4000 florins
were the most that could be staked at any one time? Well, take these
4000, and stake them upon the red.”
To oppose her was useless. Once more the wheel revolved.
“Rouge!” proclaimed the croupier.
Again 4000 florins—in all 8000!
“Give me them,” commanded the Grandmother, “and stake the other 4000
upon the red again.”
I did so.
“Rouge!” proclaimed the croupier.
“Twelve thousand!” cried the old lady. “Hand me the whole lot. Put the
gold into this purse here, and count the bank notes. Enough! Let us go
home. Wheel my chair away.”
XI
The chair, with the old lady beaming in it, was wheeled away towards
the doors at the further end of the salon, while our party hastened to
crowd around her, and to offer her their congratulations. In fact,
eccentric as was her conduct, it was also overshadowed by her triumph;
with the result that the General no longer feared to be publicly
compromised by being seen with such a strange woman, but, smiling in a
condescending, cheerfully familiar way, as though he were soothing a
child, he offered his greetings to the old lady. At the same time, both
he and the rest of the spectators were visibly impressed. Everywhere
people kept pointing to the Grandmother, and talking about her. Many
people even walked beside her chair, in order to view her the better
while, at a little distance, Astley was carrying on a conversation on
the subject with two English acquaintances of his. De Griers was simply
overflowing with smiles and compliments, and a number of fine ladies
were staring at the Grandmother as though she had been something
curious.
“Quelle victoire!” exclaimed De Griers.
“Mais, Madame, c’était du feu!” added Mlle. Blanche with an elusive
smile.
“Yes, I have won twelve thousand florins,” replied the old lady. “And
then there is all this gold. With it the total ought to come to nearly
thirteen thousand. How much is that in Russian money? Six thousand
roubles, I think?”
However, I calculated that the sum would exceed seven thousand
roubles—or, at the present rate of exchange, even eight thousand.
“Eight thousand roubles! What a splendid thing! And to think of you
simpletons sitting there and doing nothing! Potapitch! Martha! See what
I have won!”
“How _did_ you do it, Madame?” Martha exclaimed ecstatically. “Eight
thousand roubles!”
“And I am going to give you fifty gülden apiece. There they are.”
Potapitch and Martha rushed towards her to kiss her hand.
“And to each bearer also I will give a ten-gülden piece. Let them have
it out of the gold, Alexis Ivanovitch. But why is this footman bowing
to me, and that other man as well? Are they congratulating me? Well,
let them have ten gülden apiece.”
“Madame la princesse—Un pauvre expatrié—Malheur continuel—Les princes
russes sont si généreux!” said a man who for some time past had been
hanging around the old lady’s chair—a personage who, dressed in a
shabby frockcoat and coloured waistcoat, kept taking off his cap, and
smiling pathetically.
“Give him ten gülden,” said the Grandmother. “No, give him twenty. Now,
enough of that, or I shall never get done with you all. Take a moment’s
rest, and then carry me away. Prascovia, I mean to buy a new dress for
you tomorrow. Yes, and for you too, Mlle. Blanche. Please translate,
Prascovia.”
“Merci, Madame,” replied Mlle. Blanche gratefully as she twisted her
face into the mocking smile which usually she kept only for the benefit
of De Griers and the General. The latter looked confused, and seemed
greatly relieved when we reached the Avenue.
“How surprised Theodosia too will be!” went on the Grandmother
(thinking of the General’s nursemaid). “She, like yourselves, shall
have the price of a new gown. Here, Alexis Ivanovitch! Give that beggar
something” (a crooked-backed ragamuffin had approached to stare at us).
“But perhaps he is _not_ a beggar—only a rascal,” I replied.
“Never mind, never mind. Give him a gülden.”
I approached the beggar in question, and handed him the coin. Looking
at me in great astonishment, he silently accepted the gülden, while
from his person there proceeded a strong smell of liquor.
“Have you never tried your luck, Alexis Ivanovitch?”
“No, Madame.”
“Yet just now I could see that you were burning to do so?”
“I _do_ mean to try my luck presently.”
“Then stake everything upon zero. You have seen how it ought to be
done? How much capital do you possess?”
“Two hundred gülden, Madame.”
“Not very much. See here; I will lend you five hundred if you wish.
Take this purse of mine.” With that she added sharply to the General:
“But _you_ need not expect to receive any.”
This seemed to upset him, but he said nothing, and De Griers contented
himself by scowling.
“Que diable!” he whispered to the General. “C’est une terrible
vieille.”
“Look! Another beggar, another beggar!” exclaimed the grandmother.
“Alexis Ivanovitch, go and give him a gülden.”
As she spoke I saw approaching us a grey-headed old man with a wooden
leg—a man who was dressed in a blue frockcoat and carrying a staff. He
looked like an old soldier. As soon as I tendered him the coin he fell
back a step or two, and eyed me threateningly.
“Was ist der Teufel!” he cried, and appended thereto a round dozen of
oaths.
“The man is a perfect fool!” exclaimed the Grandmother, waving her
hand. “Move on now, for I am simply famished. When we have lunched we
will return to that place.”
“What?” cried I. “You are going to play _again?_”
“What else do you suppose?” she retorted. “Are you going only to sit
here, and grow sour, and let me look at you?”
“Madame,” said De Griers confidentially, “les chances peuvent tourner.
Une seule mauvaise chance, et vous perdrez tout—surtout avec votre jeu.
C’était terrible!”
“Oui; vous perdrez absolument,” put in Mlle. Blanche.
“What has that got to do with _you?_” retorted the old lady. “It is not
_your_ money that I am going to lose; it is my own. And where is that
Mr. Astley of yours?” she added to myself.
“He stayed behind in the Casino.”
“What a pity! He is such a nice sort of man!”
Arriving home, and meeting the landlord on the staircase, the
Grandmother called him to her side, and boasted to him of her
winnings—thereafter doing the same to Theodosia, and conferring upon
her thirty gülden; after which she bid her serve luncheon. The meal
over, Theodosia and Martha broke into a joint flood of ecstasy.
“I was watching you all the time, Madame,” quavered Martha, “and I
asked Potapitch what mistress was trying to do. And, my word! the heaps
and _heaps_ of money that were lying upon the table! Never in my life
have I seen so much money. And there were gentlefolk around it, and
other gentlefolk sitting down. So, I asked Potapitch where all these
gentry had come from; for, thought I, maybe the Holy Mother of God will
help our mistress among them. Yes, I prayed for you, Madame, and my
heart died within me, so that I kept trembling and trembling. The Lord
be with her, I thought to myself; and in answer to my prayer He has now
sent you what He has done! Even yet I tremble—I tremble to think of it
all.”
“Alexis Ivanovitch,” said the old lady, “after luncheon,—that is to
say, about four o’clock—get ready to go out with me again. But in the
meanwhile, good-bye. Do not forget to call a doctor, for I must take
the waters. Now go and get rested a little.”
I left the Grandmother’s presence in a state of bewilderment.
Vainly I endeavoured to imagine what would become of our party, or what
turn the affair would next take. I could perceive that none of the
party had yet recovered their presence of mind—least of all the
General. The factor of the Grandmother’s appearance in place of the
hourly expected telegram to announce her death (with, of course,
resultant legacies) had so upset the whole scheme of intentions and
projects that it was with a decided feeling of apprehension and growing
paralysis that the conspirators viewed any future performances of the
old lady at roulette. Yet this second factor was not quite so important
as the first, since, though the Grandmother had twice declared that she
did not intend to give the General any money, that declaration was not
a complete ground for the abandonment of hope. Certainly De Griers,
who, with the General, was up to the neck in the affair, had not wholly
lost courage; and I felt sure that Mlle. Blanche also—Mlle. Blanche who
was not only as deeply involved as the other two, but also expectant of
becoming Madame General and an important legatee—would not lightly
surrender the position, but would use her every resource of coquetry
upon the old lady, in order to afford a contrast to the impetuous
Polina, who was difficult to understand, and lacked the art of
pleasing.
Yet now, when the Grandmother had just performed an astonishing feat at
roulette; now, when the old lady’s personality had been so clearly and
typically revealed as that of a rugged, arrogant woman who was “tombée
en enfance”; now, when everything appeared to be lost,—why, now the
Grandmother was as merry as a child which plays with thistle-down.
“Good Lord!” I thought with, may God forgive me, a most malicious
smile, “every ten-gülden piece which the Grandmother staked must have
raised a blister on the General’s heart, and maddened De Griers, and
driven Mlle. de Cominges almost to frenzy with the sight of this spoon
dangling before her lips.” Another factor is the circumstance that even
when, overjoyed at winning, the Grandmother was distributing alms right
and left, and taking every one to be a beggar, she again snapped out to
the General that he was not going to be allowed any of her money—which
meant that the old lady had quite made up her mind on the point, and
was sure of it. Yes, danger loomed ahead.
All these thoughts passed through my mind during the few moments that,
having left the old lady’s rooms, I was ascending to my own room on the
top storey. What most struck me was the fact that, though I had divined
the chief, the stoutest, threads which united the various actors in the
drama, I had, until now, been ignorant of the methods and secrets of
the game. For Polina had never been completely open with me. Although,
on occasions, it had happened that involuntarily, as it were, she had
revealed to me something of her heart, I had noticed that in most
cases—in fact, nearly always—she had either laughed away these
revelations, or grown confused, or purposely imparted to them a false
guise. Yes, she must have concealed a great deal from me. But, I had a
presentiment that now the end of this strained and mysterious situation
was approaching. Another stroke, and all would be finished and exposed.
Of my own fortunes, interested though I was in the affair, I took no
account. I was in the strange position of possessing but two hundred
gülden, of being at a loose end, of lacking both a post, the means of
subsistence, a shred of hope, and any plans for the future, yet of
caring nothing for these things. Had not my mind been so full of
Polina, I should have given myself up to the comical piquancy of the
impending denouement, and laughed my fill at it. But the thought of
Polina was torture to me. That her fate was settled I already had an
inkling; yet _that_ was not the thought which was giving me so much
uneasiness. What I really wished for was to penetrate her secrets. I
wanted her to come to me and say, “I love you,” and, if she would not
so come, or if to hope that she would ever do so was an unthinkable
absurdity—why, then there was nothing else for me to want. Even now I
do not know what I am wanting. I feel like a man who has lost his way.
I yearn but to be in her presence, and within the circle of her light
and splendour—to be there now, and forever, and for the whole of my
life. More I do not know. How can I ever bring myself to leave her?
On reaching the third storey of the hotel I experienced a shock. I was
just passing the General’s suite when something caused me to look
round. Out of a door about twenty paces away there was coming Polina!
She hesitated for a moment on seeing me, and then beckoned me to her.
“Polina Alexandrovna!”
“Hush! Not so loud.”
“Something startled me just now,” I whispered, “and I looked round, and
saw you. Some electrical influence seems to emanate from your form.”
“Take this letter,” she went on with a frown (probably she had not even
heard my words, she was so preoccupied), “and hand it personally to Mr.
Astley. Go as quickly as ever you can, please. No answer will be
required. He himself—” She did not finish her sentence.
“To Mr. Astley?” I asked, in some astonishment.
But she had vanished again.
Aha! So the two were carrying on a correspondence! However, I set off
to search for Astley—first at his hotel, and then at the Casino, where
I went the round of the salons in vain. At length, vexed, and almost in
despair, I was on my way home when I ran across him among a troop of
English ladies and gentlemen who had been out for a ride. Beckoning to
him to stop, I handed him the letter. We had barely time even to look
at one another, but I suspected that it was of set purpose that he
restarted his horse so quickly.
Was jealousy, then, gnawing at me? At all events, I felt exceedingly
depressed, despite the fact that I had no desire to ascertain what the
correspondence was about. To think that _he_ should be her confidant!
“My friend, mine own familiar friend!” passed through my mind. Yet
_was_ there any love in the matter? “Of course not,” reason whispered
to me. But reason goes for little on such occasions. I felt that the
matter must be cleared up, for it was becoming unpleasantly complex.
I had scarcely set foot in the hotel when the commissionaire and the
landlord (the latter issuing from his room for the purpose) alike
informed me that I was being searched for high and low—that three
separate messages to ascertain my whereabouts had come down from the
General. When I entered his study I was feeling anything but kindly
disposed. I found there the General himself, De Griers, and Mlle.
Blanche, but not Mlle.’s mother, who was a person whom her reputed
daughter used only for show purposes, since in all matters of business
the daughter fended for herself, and it is unlikely that the mother
knew anything about them.
Some very heated discussion was in progress, and meanwhile the door of
the study was open—an unprecedented circumstance. As I approached the
portals I could hear loud voices raised, for mingled with the pert,
venomous accents of De Griers were Mlle. Blanche’s excited, impudently
abusive tongue and the General’s plaintive wail as, apparently, he
sought to justify himself in something. But on my appearance every one
stopped speaking, and tried to put a better face upon matters. De
Griers smoothed his hair, and twisted his angry face into a smile—into
the mean, studiedly polite French smile which I so detested; while the
downcast, perplexed General assumed an air of dignity—though only in a
mechanical way. On the other hand, Mlle. Blanche did not trouble to
conceal the wrath that was sparkling in her countenance, but bent her
gaze upon me with an air of impatient expectancy. I may remark that
hitherto she had treated me with absolute superciliousness, and, so far
from answering my salutations, had always ignored them.
“Alexis Ivanovitch,” began the General in a tone of affectionate
upbraiding, “may I say to you that I find it strange, exceedingly
strange, that—In short, your conduct towards myself and my family— In a
word, your—er—extremely—”
“Eh! Ce n’est pas ça,” interrupted De Griers in a tone of impatience
and contempt (evidently he was the ruling spirit of the conclave). “Mon
cher monsieur, notre général se trompe. What he means to say is that he
warns you—he begs of you most earnestly—not to ruin him. I use the
expression because—”
“Why? Why?” I interjected.
“Because you have taken upon yourself to act as guide to this, to
this—how shall I express it?—to this old lady, à cette pauvre terrible
vieille. But she will only gamble away all that she has—gamble it away
like thistledown. You yourself have seen her play. Once she has
acquired the taste for gambling, she will never leave the
roulette-table, but, of sheer perversity and temper, will stake her
all, and lose it. In cases such as hers a gambler can never be torn
away from the game; and then—and then—”
“And then,” asseverated the General, “you will have ruined my whole
family. I and my family are her heirs, for she has no nearer relatives
than ourselves. I tell you frankly that my affairs are in great—very
great disorder; how much they are so you yourself are partially aware.
If she should lose a large sum, or, maybe, her whole fortune, what will
become of us—of my children” (here the General exchanged a glance with
De Griers) “or of me?” (here he looked at Mlle. Blanche, who turned her
head contemptuously away). “Alexis Ivanovitch, I beg of you to save
us.”
“Tell me, General, how am I to do so? On what footing do I stand here?”
“Refuse to take her about. Simply leave her alone.”
“But she would soon find some one else to take my place?”
“Ce n’est pas ça, ce n’est pas ça,” again interrupted De Griers. “Que
diable! Do not leave her alone so much as advise her, persuade her,
draw her away. In any case do not let her gamble; find her some
counter-attraction.”
“And how am I to do that? If only you would undertake the task,
Monsieur de Griers!” I said this last as innocently as possible, but at
once saw a rapid glance of excited interrogation pass from Mlle.
Blanche to De Griers, while in the face of the latter also there
gleamed something which he could not repress.
“Well, at the present moment she would refuse to accept my services,”
said he with a gesture. “But if, later—”
Here he gave Mlle. Blanche another glance which was full of meaning;
whereupon she advanced towards me with a bewitching smile, and seized
and pressed my hands. Devil take it, but how that devilish visage of
hers could change! At the present moment it was a visage full of
supplication, and as gentle in its expression as that of a smiling,
roguish infant. Stealthily, she drew me apart from the rest as though
the more completely to separate me from them; and, though no harm came
of her doing so—for it was merely a stupid manoeuvre, and no more—I
found the situation very unpleasant.
The General hastened to lend her his support.
“Alexis Ivanovitch,” he began, “pray pardon me for having said what I
did just now—for having said more than I meant to do. I beg and beseech
you, I kiss the hem of your garment, as our Russian saying has it, for
you, and only you, can save us. I and Mlle. de Cominges, we all of us
beg of you—But you understand, do you not? Surely you understand?” and
with his eyes he indicated Mlle. Blanche. Truly he was cutting a
pitiful figure!
At this moment three low, respectful knocks sounded at the door; which,
on being opened, revealed a chambermaid, with Potapitch behind her—come
from the Grandmother to request that I should attend her in her rooms.
“She is in a bad humour,” added Potapitch.
The time was half-past three.
“My mistress was unable to sleep,” explained Potapitch; “so, after
tossing about for a while, she suddenly rose, called for her chair, and
sent me to look for you. She is now in the verandah.”
“Quelle mégère!” exclaimed De Griers.
True enough, I found Madame in the hotel verandah—much put about at my
delay, for she had been unable to contain herself until four o’clock.
“Lift me up,” she cried to the bearers, and once more we set out for
the roulette-salons.
XII
The Grandmother was in an impatient, irritable frame of mind. Without
doubt the roulette had turned her head, for she appeared to be
indifferent to everything else, and, in general, seemed much
distraught. For instance, she asked me no questions about objects _en
route_, except that, when a sumptuous barouche passed us and raised a
cloud of dust, she lifted her hand for a moment, and inquired, “What
was that?” Yet even then she did not appear to hear my reply, although
at times her abstraction was interrupted by sallies and fits of sharp,
impatient fidgeting. Again, when I pointed out to her the Baron and
Baroness Burmergelm walking to the Casino, she merely looked at them in
an absent-minded sort of way, and said with complete indifference,
“Ah!” Then, turning sharply to Potapitch and Martha, who were walking
behind us, she rapped out:
“Why have _you_ attached yourselves to the party? We are not going to
take you with us every time. Go home at once.” Then, when the servants
had pulled hasty bows and departed, she added to me: “You are all the
escort I need.”
At the Casino the Grandmother seemed to be expected, for no time was
lost in procuring her former place beside the croupier. It is my
opinion that though croupiers seem such ordinary, humdrum officials—men
who care nothing whether the bank wins or loses—they are, in reality,
anything but indifferent to the bank’s losing, and are given
instructions to attract players, and to keep a watch over the bank’s
interests; as also, that for such services, these officials are awarded
prizes and premiums. At all events, the croupiers of Roulettenberg
seemed to look upon the Grandmother as their lawful prey—whereafter
there befell what our party had foretold.
It happened thus:
As soon as ever we arrived the Grandmother ordered me to stake twelve
ten-gülden pieces in succession upon zero. Once, twice, and thrice I
did so, yet zero never turned up.
“Stake again,” said the old lady with an impatient nudge of my elbow,
and I obeyed.
“How many times have we lost?” she inquired—actually grinding her teeth
in her excitement.
“We have lost 144 ten-gülden pieces,” I replied. “I tell you, Madame,
that zero may not turn up until nightfall.”
“Never mind,” she interrupted. “Keep on staking upon zero, and also
stake a thousand gülden upon rouge. Here is a banknote with which to do
so.”
The red turned up, but zero missed again, and we only got our thousand
gülden back.
“But you see, you see,” whispered the old lady. “We have now recovered
almost all that we staked. Try zero again. Let us do so another ten
times, and then leave off.”
By the fifth round, however, the Grandmother was weary of the scheme.
“To the devil with that zero!” she exclaimed. “Stake four thousand
gülden upon the red.”
“But, Madame, that will be so much to venture!” I remonstrated.
“Suppose the red should not turn up?” The Grandmother almost struck me
in her excitement. Her agitation was rapidly making her quarrelsome.
Consequently, there was nothing for it but to stake the whole four
thousand gülden as she had directed.
The wheel revolved while the Grandmother sat as bolt upright, and with
as proud and quiet a mien, as though she had not the least doubt of
winning.
“Zero!” cried the croupier.
At first the old lady failed to understand the situation; but, as soon
as she saw the croupier raking in her four thousand gülden, together
with everything else that happened to be lying on the table, and
recognised that the zero which had been so long turning up, and on
which we had lost nearly two hundred ten-gülden pieces, had at length,
as though of set purpose, made a sudden reappearance—why, the poor old
lady fell to cursing it, and to throwing herself about, and wailing and
gesticulating at the company at large. Indeed, some people in our
vicinity actually burst out laughing.
“To think that that accursed zero should have turned up _now!_” she
sobbed. “The accursed, accursed thing! And, it is all _your_ fault,”
she added, rounding upon me in a frenzy. “It was _you_ who persuaded me
to cease staking upon it.”
“But, Madame, I only explained the game to you. How am _I_ to answer
for every mischance which may occur in it?”
“You and your mischances!” she whispered threateningly. “Go! Away at
once!”
“Farewell, then, Madame.” And I turned to depart.
“No—stay,” she put in hastily. “Where are you going to? Why should you
leave me? You fool! No, no... stay here. It is _I_ who was the fool.
Tell me what I ought to do.”
“I cannot take it upon myself to advise you, for you will only blame me
if I do so. Play at your own discretion. Say exactly what you wish
staked, and I will stake it.”
“Very well. Stake another four thousand gülden upon the red. Take this
banknote to do it with. I have still got twenty thousand roubles in
actual cash.”
“But,” I whispered, “such a quantity of money—”
“Never mind. I cannot rest until I have won back my losses. Stake!”
I staked, and we lost.
“Stake again, stake again—eight thousand at a stroke!”
“I cannot, Madame. The largest stake allowed is four thousand gülden.”
“Well, then; stake four thousand.”
This time we won, and the Grandmother recovered herself a little.
“You see, you see!” she exclaimed as she nudged me. “Stake another four
thousand.”
I did so, and lost. Again, and yet again, we lost. “Madame, your twelve
thousand gülden are now gone,” at length I reported.
“I see they are,” she replied with, as it were, the calmness of
despair. “I see they are,” she muttered again as she gazed straight in
front of her, like a person lost in thought. “Ah well, I do not mean to
rest until I have staked another four thousand.”
“But you have no money with which to do it, Madame. In this satchel I
can see only a few five percent bonds and some transfers—no actual
cash.”
“And in the purse?”
“A mere trifle.”
“But there is a money-changer’s office here, is there not? They told me
I should be able to get any sort of paper security changed!”
“Quite so; to any amount you please. But you will lose on the
transaction what would frighten even a Jew.”
“Rubbish! I am _determined_ to retrieve my losses. Take me away, and
call those fools of bearers.”
I wheeled the chair out of the throng, and, the bearers making their
appearance, we left the Casino.
“Hurry, hurry!” commanded the Grandmother. “Show me the nearest way to
the money-changer’s. Is it far?”
“A couple of steps, Madame.”
At the turning from the square into the Avenue we came face to face
with the whole of our party—the General, De Griers, Mlle. Blanche, and
her mother. Only Polina and Mr. Astley were absent.
“Well, well, well!” exclaimed the Grandmother. “But we have no time to
stop. What do you want? I can’t talk to you here.”
I dropped behind a little, and immediately was pounced upon by De
Griers.
“She has lost this morning’s winnings,” I whispered, “and also twelve
thousand gülden of her original money. At the present moment we are
going to get some bonds changed.”
De Griers stamped his foot with vexation, and hastened to communicate
the tidings to the General. Meanwhile we continued to wheel the old
lady along.
“Stop her, stop her,” whispered the General in consternation.
“You had better try and stop her yourself,” I returned—also in a
whisper.
“My good mother,” he said as he approached her, “—my good mother, pray
let, let—” (his voice was beginning to tremble and sink) “—let us hire
a carriage, and go for a drive. Near here there is an enchanting view
to be obtained. We-we-we were just coming to invite you to go and see
it.”
“Begone with you and your views!” said the Grandmother angrily as she
waved him away.
“And there are trees there, and we could have tea under them,”
continued the General—now in utter despair.
“Nous boirons du lait, sur l’herbe fraiche,” added De Griers with the
snarl almost of a wild beast.
“Du lait, de l’herbe fraiche”—the idyll, the ideal of the Parisian
bourgeois—his whole outlook upon “la nature et la verité”!
“Have done with you and your milk!” cried the old lady. “Go and stuff
_yourself_ as much as you like, but my stomach simply recoils from the
idea. What are you stopping for? I have nothing to say to you.”
“Here we are, Madame,” I announced. “Here is the moneychanger’s
office.”
I entered to get the securities changed, while the Grandmother remained
outside in the porch, and the rest waited at a little distance, in
doubt as to their best course of action. At length the old lady turned
such an angry stare upon them that they departed along the road towards
the Casino.
The process of changing involved complicated calculations which soon
necessitated my return to the Grandmother for instructions.
“The thieves!” she exclaimed as she clapped her hands together. “Never
mind, though. Get the documents cashed—No; send the banker out to me,”
she added as an afterthought.
“Would one of the clerks do, Madame?”
“Yes, one of the clerks. The thieves!”
The clerk consented to come out when he perceived that he was being
asked for by an old lady who was too infirm to walk; after which the
Grandmother began to upbraid him at length, and with great vehemence,
for his alleged usuriousness, and to bargain with him in a mixture of
Russian, French, and German—I acting as interpreter. Meanwhile, the
grave-faced official eyed us both, and silently nodded his head. At the
Grandmother, in particular, he gazed with a curiosity which almost
bordered upon rudeness. At length, too, he smiled.
“Pray recollect yourself!” cried the old lady. “And may my money choke
you! Alexis Ivanovitch, tell him that we can easily repair to someone
else.”
“The clerk says that others will give you even less than he.”
Of what the ultimate calculations consisted I do not exactly remember,
but at all events they were alarming. Receiving twelve thousand florins
in gold, I took also the statement of accounts, and carried it out to
the Grandmother.
“Well, well,” she said, “I am no accountant. Let us hurry away, hurry
away.” And she waved the paper aside.
“Neither upon that accursed zero, however, nor upon that equally
accursed red do I mean to stake a cent,” I muttered to myself as I
entered the Casino.
This time I did all I could to persuade the old lady to stake as little
as possible—saying that a turn would come in the chances when she would
be at liberty to stake more. But she was so impatient that, though at
first she agreed to do as I suggested, nothing could stop her when once
she had begun. By way of prelude she won stakes of a hundred and two
hundred gülden.
“There you are!” she said as she nudged me. “See what we have won!
Surely it would be worth our while to stake four thousand instead of a
hundred, for we might win another four thousand, and then—! Oh, it was
YOUR fault before—all your fault!”
I felt greatly put out as I watched her play, but I decided to hold my
tongue, and to give her no more advice.
Suddenly De Griers appeared on the scene. It seemed that all this while
he and his companions had been standing beside us—though I noticed that
Mlle. Blanche had withdrawn a little from the rest, and was engaged in
flirting with the Prince. Clearly the General was greatly put out at
this. Indeed, he was in a perfect agony of vexation. But Mlle. was
careful never to look his way, though he did his best to attract her
notice. Poor General! By turns his face blanched and reddened, and he
was trembling to such an extent that he could scarcely follow the old
lady’s play. At length Mlle. and the Prince took their departure, and
the General followed them.
“Madame, Madame,” sounded the honeyed accents of De Griers as he leant
over to whisper in the Grandmother’s ear. “That stake will never win.
No, no, it is impossible,” he added in Russian with a writhe. “No, no!”
“But why not?” asked the Grandmother, turning round. “Show me what I
ought to do.”
Instantly De Griers burst into a babble of French as he advised, jumped
about, declared that such and such chances ought to be waited for, and
started to make calculations of figures. All this he addressed to me in
my capacity as translator—tapping the table the while with his finger,
and pointing hither and thither. At length he seized a pencil, and
began to reckon sums on paper until he had exhausted the Grandmother’s
patience.
“Away with you!” she interrupted. “You talk sheer nonsense, for, though
you keep on saying ‘Madame, Madame,’ you haven’t the least notion what
ought to be done. Away with you, I say!”
“Mais, Madame,” cooed De Griers—and straightway started afresh with his
fussy instructions.
“Stake just _once_, as he advises,” the Grandmother said to me, “and
then we shall see what we _shall_ see. Of course, his stake _might_
win.”
As a matter of fact, De Grier’s one object was to distract the old lady
from staking large sums; wherefore, he now suggested to her that she
should stake upon certain numbers, singly and in groups. Consequently,
in accordance with his instructions, I staked a ten-gülden piece upon
several odd numbers in the first twenty, and five ten-gülden pieces
upon certain groups of numbers-groups of from twelve to eighteen, and
from eighteen to twenty-four. The total staked amounted to 160 gülden.
The wheel revolved. “Zero!” cried the croupier.
We had lost it all!
“The fool!” cried the old lady as she turned upon De Griers. “You
infernal Frenchman, to think that _you_ should advise! Away with you!
Though you fuss and fuss, you don’t even know what you’re talking
about.”
Deeply offended, De Griers shrugged his shoulders, favoured the
Grandmother with a look of contempt, and departed. For some time past
he had been feeling ashamed of being seen in such company, and this had
proved the last straw.
An hour later we had lost everything in hand.
“Home!” cried the Grandmother.
Not until we had turned into the Avenue did she utter a word; but from
that point onwards, until we arrived at the hotel, she kept venting
exclamations of “What a fool I am! What a silly old fool I am, to be
sure!”
Arrived at the hotel, she called for tea, and then gave orders for her
luggage to be packed.
“We are off again,” she announced.
“But whither, Madame?” inquired Martha.
“What business is that of _yours?_ Let the cricket stick to its
hearth.[2] Potapitch, have everything packed, for we are returning to
Moscow at once. I have fooled away fifteen thousand roubles.”
[2] The Russian form of “Mind your own business.”
“Fifteen thousand roubles, good mistress? My God!” And Potapitch spat
upon his hands—probably to show that he was ready to serve her in any
way he could.
“Now then, you fool! At once you begin with your weeping and wailing!
Be quiet, and pack. Also, run downstairs, and get my hotel bill.”
“The next train leaves at 9:30, Madame,” I interposed, with a view to
checking her agitation.
“And what is the time now?”
“Half-past eight.”
“How vexing! But, never mind. Alexis Ivanovitch, I have not a kopeck
left; I have but these two bank notes. Please run to the office and get
them changed. Otherwise I shall have nothing to travel with.”
Departing on her errand, I returned half an hour later to find the
whole party gathered in her rooms. It appeared that the news of her
impending departure for Moscow had thrown the conspirators into
consternation even greater than her losses had done. For, said they,
even if her departure should save her fortune, what will become of the
General later? And who is to repay De Griers? Clearly Mlle. Blanche
would never consent to wait until the Grandmother was dead, but would
at once elope with the Prince or someone else. So they had all gathered
together—endeavouring to calm and dissuade the Grandmother. Only Polina
was absent. For her part the Grandmother had nothing for the party but
abuse.
“Away with you, you rascals!” she was shouting. “What have my affairs
to do with you? Why, in particular, do _you_”—here she indicated De
Griers—“come sneaking here with your goat’s beard? And what do
_you_”—here she turned to Mlle. Blanche “want of me? What are _you_
finicking for?”
“Diantre!” muttered Mlle. under her breath, but her eyes were flashing.
Then all at once she burst into a laugh and left the room—crying to the
General as she did so: “Elle vivra cent ans!”
“So you have been counting upon my death, have you?” fumed the old
lady. “Away with you! Clear them out of the room, Alexis Ivanovitch.
What business is it of _theirs?_ It is not _their_ money that I have
been squandering, but my own.”
The General shrugged his shoulders, bowed, and withdrew, with De Griers
behind him.
“Call Prascovia,” commanded the Grandmother, and in five minutes Martha
reappeared with Polina, who had been sitting with the children in her
own room (having purposely determined not to leave it that day). Her
face looked grave and careworn.
“Prascovia,” began the Grandmother, “is what I have just heard through
a side wind true—namely, that this fool of a stepfather of yours is
going to marry that silly whirligig of a Frenchwoman—that actress, or
something worse? Tell me, is it true?”
“I do not know _for certain_, Grandmamma,” replied Polina; “but from
Mlle. Blanche’s account (for she does not appear to think it necessary
to conceal anything) I conclude that—”
“You need not say any more,” interrupted the Grandmother energetically.
“I understand the situation. I always thought we should get something
like this from him, for I always looked upon him as a futile, frivolous
fellow who gave himself unconscionable airs on the fact of his being a
general (though he only became one because he retired as a colonel).
Yes, I know _all_ about the sending of the telegrams to inquire whether
‘the old woman is likely to turn up her toes soon.’ Ah, they were
looking for the legacies! Without money that wretched woman (what is
her name?—Oh, De Cominges) would never dream of accepting the General
and his false teeth—no, not even for him to be her lacquey—since she
herself, they say, possesses a pile of money, and lends it on interest,
and makes a good thing out of it. However, it is not _you_, Prascovia,
that I am blaming; it was not _you_ who sent those telegrams. Nor, for
that matter, do I wish to recall old scores. True, I know that you are
a vixen by nature—that you are a wasp which will sting one if one
touches it—yet, my heart is sore for you, for I loved your mother,
Katerina. Now, will you leave everything here, and come away with me?
Otherwise, I do not know what is to become of you, and it is not right
that you should continue living with these people. Nay,” she
interposed, the moment that Polina attempted to speak, “I have not yet
finished. I ask of you nothing in return. My house in Moscow is, as you
know, large enough for a palace, and you could occupy a whole floor of
it if you liked, and keep away from me for weeks together. Will you
come with me or will you not?”
“First of all, let me ask of _you_,” replied Polina, “whether you are
intending to depart at once?”
“What? You suppose me to be jesting? I have said that I am going, and I
_am_ going. Today I have squandered fifteen thousand roubles at that
accursed roulette of yours, and though, five years ago, I promised the
people of a certain suburb of Moscow to build them a stone church in
place of a wooden one, I have been fooling away my money here! However,
I am going back now to build my church.”
“But what about the waters, Grandmamma? Surely you came here to take
the waters?”
“You and your waters! Do not anger me, Prascovia. Surely you are trying
to? Say, then: will you, or will you not, come with me?”
“Grandmamma,” Polina replied with deep feeling, “I am very, very
grateful to you for the shelter which you have so kindly offered me.
Also, to a certain extent you have guessed my position aright, and I am
beholden to you to such an extent that it may be that I _will_ come and
live with you, and that very soon; yet there are important reasons
why—why I cannot make up my mind just yet. If you would let me have,
say, a couple of weeks to decide in—?”
“You mean that you are _not_ coming?”
“I mean only that I cannot come just yet. At all events, I could not
well leave my little brother and sister here, since, since—if I were to
leave them—they would be abandoned altogether. But if, Grandmamma, you
would take the little ones _and_ myself, then, of course, I could come
with you, and would do all I could to serve you” (this she said with
great earnestness). “Only, without the little ones I _cannot_ come.”
“Do not make a fuss” (as a matter of fact Polina never at any time
either fussed or wept). “The Great Foster-Father[3] can find for all
his chicks a place. You are not coming without the children? But see
here, Prascovia. I wish you well, and nothing but well: yet I have
divined the reason why you will not come. Yes, I know all, Prascovia.
That Frenchman will never bring you good of any sort.”
[3] Translated literally—The Great Poulterer.
Polina coloured hotly, and even I started. “For,” thought I to myself,
“every one seems to know about that affair. Or perhaps I am the only
one who does not know about it?”
“Now, now! Do not frown,” continued the Grandmother. “But I do not
intend to slur things over. You will take care that no harm befalls
you, will you not? For you are a girl of sense, and I am sorry for
you—I regard you in a different light to the rest of them. And now,
please, leave me. Good-bye.”
“But let me stay with you a little longer,” said Polina.
“No,” replied the other; “you need not. Do not bother me, for you and
all of them have tired me out.”
Yet when Polina tried to kiss the Grandmother’s hand, the old lady
withdrew it, and herself kissed the girl on the cheek. As she passed
me, Polina gave me a momentary glance, and then as swiftly averted her
eyes.
“And good-bye to you, also, Alexis Ivanovitch. The train starts in an
hour’s time, and I think that you must be weary of me. Take these five
hundred gülden for yourself.”
“I thank you humbly, Madame, but I am ashamed to—”
“Come, come!” cried the Grandmother so energetically, and with such an
air of menace, that I did not dare refuse the money further.
“If, when in Moscow, you have no place where you can lay your head,”
she added, “come and see me, and I will give you a recommendation. Now,
Potapitch, get things ready.”
I ascended to my room, and lay down upon the bed. A whole hour I must
have lain thus, with my head resting upon my hand. So the crisis had
come! I needed time for its consideration. To-morrow I would have a
talk with Polina. Ah! The Frenchman! So, it was true? But how could it
be so? Polina and De Griers! What a combination!
No, it was too improbable. Suddenly I leapt up with the idea of seeking
Astley and forcing him to speak. There could be no doubt that he knew
more than I did. Astley? Well, he was another problem for me to solve.
Suddenly there came a knock at the door, and I opened it to find
Potapitch awaiting me.
“Sir,” he said, “my mistress is asking for you.”
“Indeed? But she is just departing, is she not? The train leaves in ten
minutes’ time.”
“She is uneasy, sir; she cannot rest. Come quickly, sir; do not delay.”
I ran downstairs at once. The Grandmother was just being carried out of
her rooms into the corridor. In her hands she held a roll of
bank-notes.
“Alexis Ivanovitch,” she cried, “walk on ahead, and we will set out
again.”
“But whither, Madame?”
“I cannot rest until I have retrieved my losses. March on ahead, and
ask me no questions. Play continues until midnight, does it not?”
For a moment I stood stupefied—stood deep in thought; but it was not
long before I had made up my mind.