How I Edited an Agricultural Paper

I did not take temporary editorship of an agricultural paper

without misgivings. Neither would a landsman take command of a ship

without misgivings. But I was in circumstances that made the salary

an object. The regular editor of the paper was going off for a

holiday, and I accepted the terms he offered, and took his place.

The sensation of being at work again was luxurious, and I wrought

all the week with unflagging pleasure. We went to press, and I

waited a day with some solicitude to see whether my effort was

going to attract any notice. As I left the office, towards sundown,

a group of men and boys at the foot of the stairs dispersed with

one impulse, and gave me passageway, and I heard one or two of them

say, "That's him!" I was naturally pleased by this incident. The

next morning I found a similar group at the foot of the stairs, and

scattering couples and individuals standing here and there in the

street, and over the way, watching me with interest. The group

separated and fell back as I approached, and I heard a man say,

"Look at his eye!" I pretended not to observe the notice I was

attracting, but secretly I was pleased with it, and was purposing

to write an account of it to my aunt. I went up the short flight of

stairs, and heard cheery voices and a ringing laugh as I drew near

the door, which I opened, and caught a glimpse of two young

rural-looking men, whose faces blanched and lengthened when they

saw me, and then they both plunged through the window with a great

crash. I was surprised.

In about half an hour an old gentleman, with a flowing beard and a

fine but rather austere face, entered, and sat down at my invitation.

He seemed to have something on his mind. He took off his hat and set

it on the floor, and got out of it a red silk handkerchief and a copy

of our paper.

He put the paper on his lap, and while he polished his spectacles

with his handkerchief, he said, "Are you the new editor?"

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