CHAPTER II

HALLS AND PASSAGES

If we wish to make a complete conquest of the special suburban residence

we are about to circumvent, there is no doubt whatever that the first

battle of all has to be fought and won on the very doorstep. Nay

sometimes one has to commence the conflict before we reach as far as

that, for have we not the ‘carriage sweep’ to tackle and the slamming

gate to minister to before reaching the front door? If we are cursed

with the ‘approach,’ all we can do is to make the gate as inoffensive as

we can, for alas! we must keep it or we shall have our front garden a

gathering ground for all the curs in the neighbourhood. But we must e’en

remove the latch altogether, and line the place where it was with

indiarubber, and put a couple of stout indiarubber springs on the house

side of the gate, which should have an inner lining of wire-netting,

and a head-trimming of barbed wire, or else of rough nails, to prevent

the demon boy seating himself thereon. Then, if by firm refusals to

allow tramps to come up, and by never giving them one farthing--or

indeed anything save a bread ticket redeemable at the nearest baker’s

shop, and which, ten to one, we shall find torn up in our ‘avenue,’--we

can induce them to mark our gate with some secret sign, which means we

are unspeakable brutes and not good even for a ‘little hot water,’ we

shall have ensured ourselves a certain amount of quiet, and shall, at

all events, have begun our campaign in the right way. Our gate we should

paint some good solid colour, and Indian red is a good shade with green

hedges and trees about us, as is also a special shade of dark olive

green. Then the name of the house should be painted on in white, _not_

gilded letters, and if we put as well ‘Please shut this gate quietly’ on

both sides of the top bar, we shall find that we at least are no longer

noise-makers in general, and, as far as our special gate is concerned,

the great slamming question is replied to satisfactorily.

I may seem to dwell unduly on the matter of noise, but I can assure my

readers that every preventable noise is both a sin against themselves

and also against their neighbours. They may be in rude health and

inclined to jeer at all I say, but the day will come when their heads

will ache and their nerves bother them and when noise will torture them,

and then they will wish devoutly that they had legislated at first for

peace, for they certainly won’t get it when they have not the strength

to insist on it. I say preventable noise, and most noises are that, for

even the wretched piano in the schoolroom can be placed in such a

position that it only worries those to whom it belongs; while the person

who encourages barrel-organs or screaming children, should be at once

sent to the wilds of America, no other place being large enough to hold

such a barbarian.

We know, of course, all English folk think their homes are their

castles; well, if so, the castle should have appropriate surroundings.

There is nothing much of the castle about a suburban residence, and the

sooner this fact is realised the better for those who dwell therein and

on both sides. Now, the carriage gate being painted and settled with,

and arranged to be fastened back should we have many callers from three

to six in summer, from three to five in winter, we can turn our

attention to the front door. I have had to circumvent for myself and for

many many other folk the ordinary suburban residence, and I have only in

one case found the front door treated in a manner that showed me that

the man who planned the house had the very smallest idea of what he was

about. As a rule, the front door opens straight on the narrow passage

called hall by courtesy, with the ladder-like flight of stairs going

straight up at one side. Then just opposite the front door, and about

eighteen or twenty feet from it, is the door of the third room, which

becomes library, smoking-room, or even day-nursery or schoolroom,

according to the tastes and the age and number of the owner’s family,

and nothing can be worse than this arrangement. But in the exception of

which I speak, the hall ends at the front door portion in a wall, and

the front door is placed opposite, as in the diagram on the next page,

and thus the wind which enters when the front

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door is opened only circulates in the tiny vestibule, and is shut off

from the hall and house by the inner door, beyond which is a small

fireplace, so small as to be scarcely visible at all, yet large enough

to ensure the equal temperature which means so much in this very

evil-minded climate of ours. Now, it would not be an enormous expense,

either to add the vestibule, or to make it by closing the ordinary

entrance at A and opening one at B, while the vestibule could be shut

off from the hall by curtains, should there be light enough to do

without the extra window, or by a glazed screen, should light be

otherwise an impossibility. In any case the gain to health would be

enormous, while the comfort is of course at once ensured which is so

absolutely necessary, and yet as a rule is so little understood. If one

can have curtains, and expense is a great object, it is well to obtain

from Oetzmann a fretwork arch, which is made for this purpose, and which

is nailed on the wall and to the ceiling, and is at once simple and

effective. The rod the simplest brass one which can be procured, should

go behind the arch, which should face towards the end wall, and curtains

of Wallace’s diamond serge should fall from the rod; there should be two

full curtains, double, if possible, and edged with ‘grip cord,’ not

ball-fringe. They will be constantly moved, and ball-fringe would soon

spoil, while the cord is a hardy thing and capable of standing a certain

amount of pulling about. As a rule the floor of the ordinary suburban

hall is made from the roughest of boards which shrink apart coyly from

each other as if they were youthful maidens at their first ball, but

sometimes we are fortunate enough to come across tiles. And yet I don’t

know whether I should quite say fortunate! For sometimes the tiles are

more frightful than I can describe, and are often cracked and irregular,

while one can manage the boarded floor if one resolutely tackles it and

determines that it shall not conquer one instead of being conquered

itself. If one has tiles one should place two or three rugs over them,

the Abingdon Carpet Company’s charming ‘Arts and Crafts’ rugs for

choice, made in the proper length and width for these places; but if one

has not, the boards must first be stopped, planed and smoothed and

ventilated, and then a plain cork carpet from Wallace, of Curtain Road,

E.C. should be put down. This should be ventilated too, by piercing

holes here and there with a gimlet, else dry-rot will ensue, a thing

which once in possession is very difficult to get rid of, I can assure

my readers. The cork carpet must be supplemented by rugs, and in any

case the vestibule should be tiled with plain self-coloured tiles to

harmonise with the decorations, for here would be shed the wet

waterproofs and umbrellas of the way-worn traveller, who could then

proceed towards the drawing-room undeterred by the despair that seizes

one when one feels at a disadvantage owing to one’s raiment. This

feeling often prevents people paying that kindest call of all, the call

on a wet, dreary day, when we are dying with loneliness and boredom, and

would give anything to see the friend who will not come because she

would be ‘too wet for the pretty room,’ and ‘so dirty, she would really

be ashamed to enter anyone’s house.’

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Now, with the sensible short tweed skirt and tweed undergarments, which

fortunate present-day damsels don unknown and unchecked, and a good

plain, yet pretty waterproof, anyone is weather-tight; and if the

parlour-maid pops the umbrella into the beaten iron ring for that

purpose placed behind the front door, and hangs the waterproof up in

Wallace’s handy P. T. C. wardrobe in another corner; and if the boots

are carefully wiped on the mat placed in the sunken place in front of

the door, the visitor enters the room spotless and as dry as if she had

just emerged from her own house or from Lady Gorgeous Midas’s brand new

brougham. The tiled floor should have upon it a pretty thick rug lined

with American leather: one can be bought for about 8s. 9d. at Treloar’s:

an outlay that no one need mind, but that ensures once more a certain

amount of comfort.

The front door should, of course, never be grained, and it ought in

these days to be quite unnecessary for me even to hint at such a thing.

But mighty is the ‘local decorator,’ beloved of the suburbs, and his

counsels will undoubtedly prevail, unless we put down our foot very

firmly indeed, and keep it resolutely in that special attitude. He will

‘grain’ the door if he can until doomsday, I am convinced, but my

readers must be firm and dignified, and above all must they give their

instructions in writing, and keep a duplicate signed by the ‘decorator’

(save the mark!), else will they find he has gone his own sweet way

after all, and they have no redress whatever. It is an axiom that

whatever colour is chosen for the hall that colour alone shall be on the

front door, but it may be in a darker shade, while the vestibule can

often be treated differently to the hall itself, though of course it

should lead up to and harmonise with it. Let me describe what I mean.

The special vestibule I am thinking of has a couple of small,

diamond-paned windows, one at the end, one opposite the front door, and

below this latter is a wide panel painted with a tiger-lily, and then a

wide wooden seat which lifts up and holds carriage rugs, and on which

anyone could sit did he or she come with a message or a note and require

to wait an answer. Both windows have wide ledges on which stand pots

holding palms or aspidistras, and all the paint on the inside of the

front door and on the vestibule side of the glass screen-doors included,

is a special, beautiful soft grey-blue shade. The panelled walls are the

same colour; the curtains are soft yellow silk, and the ceiling proper

is yellow and cream. On the floor are dull blue tiles and a Scinde rug,

and in one corner is the umbrella-ring, which one can get at Shoolbred’s

for about 18s. 9d., and that is all. There is no room for the P. T. C.

here, and the waterproofs are taken at once into the servants’ room to

be hung up and dried, but it would be much better were there a corner

wardrobe, only, alas! one can’t make space where one doesn’t possess it.

The screen is made somewhat like this. The top and side panels are all

of leaded glass, as far as the brackets which hold pots for palms. The

tops of the doors are more leaded glass, and all the base is wood

painted on the vestibule side, the soft grey-blue spoken of before, and

on the other a specially soft and deep ‘real ivory.’ The dado is of

ivory, gold, and black Japanese leather paper, and the paper above is

one of Smee & Cobay’s, and is a cunning blend of green and red, managed

in such a way that the whole effect is a pinky red, which harmonises

with the grey-blue, and is as original as it is undoubtedly most

pleasant to contemplate. The stairs and all doors are curtained off

with yellow diamond serge, and the passage--_i.e._ hall--is covered with

plain green cork carpet, on which are laid rugs in which the grey-blue

colour aforesaid predominates. Of course the ceiling is papered in

yellow and white, and equally, of course, all the paint is one even

surface of colour. Nothing can excuse picked out or striped and

embellished paint: nothing! Genius is better employed on better work,

and even genius is out of place in making ornamental that which after

all is only going to be part of a harmonious whole, and merely a

background to ourselves and our possessions. Therefore must there be

plain paint everywhere, and no cornice should be more than a moulded

band, merely coloured a plain cream or ivory colour. If the front door

and the doors in the vestibule screen are not above suspicion of

draughts, they should be at once surrounded with Slater’s patent

draught-excluders, which can be procured anywhere almost, but surely at

Shoolbred’s or Whiteley’s; for nothing is more trying than a draught.

Have as much air and proper ventilation as possible. Have a vestibule

window open for some time of the day in winter and all day long in

summer, and have the staircase window open as well: a house that can’t

have a thorough current of air cannot be a healthy one. But do not allow

the insidious draught, and the cold and unwarmed halls and passages,

which are ubiquitous save in a large house possessing a big, square

hall, where one usually finds a good fireplace. However, one should

manage somehow to make a fireplace there, ay, even if one can have

nothing better than the small, round, moveable stove called the ‘Ideal,’

which burns patent fuel, and can be taken away at any moment. It should

be placed on an iron corner bracket rather raised above the floor, and a

guard should be round it, so that dresses could not come in contact with

it. But one should never be tempted from the paths of virtue by the

charms of oil stoves, for they always smell and are detestable, no

matter what anyone says; for though they should not, of course, if

properly cleaned and attended to, proper cleanliness and care mean

personal attention in a small household, and I cannot think how anyone

can touch oil, or whatever has held it without a shudder. There is a

smell about paraffin that, let us ‘shatter the stove as we will,’

continues to cling about it and us in a way that is enough to make us

and our friends very ill indeed. It’s an unnecessary smell, too. If we

can’t depend on the maids, we must see to our own lamps, but we need not

have stoves. They give a poor heat at best, and at worst--but there is

no need to harrow our feelings by dwelling on that side of the picture.

Be sure that whenever we can have real fires, we should have them, and

that no house can be warm, and therefore healthy, if we have no fire in

the passage. It need be only a wee one. It can be kept in for hours by

using briquettes and small coal judiciously, and as it prevents colds

and consequent suffering, and very probably doctors’ bills, it need not

be omitted on the score of expense. Once see to the draught-excluder and

the hall fire, we shall save in the sitting-room fires too, which are

often twice as wasteful as they need be, because we pile them up to warm

the bitter air that rushes in when the door is opened, and because the

ceaseless draughts from doors and windows drive the rushing heat up the

chimney and make the coal burn out doubly as fast as it otherwise would.

Then too there is no labour about the modern small tiled fireplace. It

is cleaned and laid in less than five moments, and indeed were we

sensible about our houses, we should not have half the bother with our

maids that some of us have, because we would minimise the amount of work

by labour-saving appliances, instead of making it double what it need

be, as we all of us do, more especially in those suburban houses, where,

after all, the labour question is one of the most burning problems that

the female part of the population has to discuss at its weekly

gatherings on its special afternoons at home.

The hall grate should be on the smallest scale possible, should have a

plain wooden mantel and small over-mantel consisting of a wooden frame

and a slip of bevelled looking-glass, and should have tiles for a hearth

and a surround, and should be provided with a high guard similar to

those found in all nurseries, but in brass, not in common painted wire.

On the mantel we could put one or two framed photographs and about four

glasses for flowers, and also a small clock, should the hall not be

sufficiently large to allow us to have the proper tall one there; but

great care should be taken not to overdo the ornaments here especially,

for a hall gathers dust in a dreadful manner, and too many ornaments

mean dirt, and therefore should in no way be encouraged. The walls of

the hall should have pictures on them; there is no doubt about that, and

good autotypes and Burne-Jones’s photographs from Mr Hollyer of 9

Pembroke Square, W., are the best to have. They should be framed in the

simple reeded frames sold by the Autotype Company, New Oxford Street,

and should be hung judiciously. The lowest should just, and only just,

escape the dado-rail, the highest should be only a couple of inches

above it at the outside. There should, of course, be no pictures

whatever in the vestibule portion of the hall, neither in the hall

itself should there be any brackets for china, nor over-doors on which

pots and vases can be placed, for the maid must always get the steps to

dust these places and, in consequence, dusting, is, at the best very

seldom, at the worst never done. But over every door in the halls and

passages must be placed _portières_ of some kind or other. I have come

to the conclusion that a couple of curtains is the best arrangement for

this, if the doors open into the rooms, as they generally do in a small

hall; if not, of course the rod, which opens and shuts with the door,

and which Burnett sells for 4s. 6d. complete, must be used. The pair of

curtains allows the servant to hold one back for the visitor’s entrance

as she opens the door, but they must be crossed at the top by putting

the last hook on each curtain in the ring that comes last on the one

belonging to its fellow; this prevents them from gaping open, and always

keeps them in place. Suppose each curtain has six hooks, one puts five

belonging to the left-hand curtain on the left-hand set of rings; in the

sixth, one puts hook No. 1 of the right-hand curtain; hook No. 6 of the

left-hand curtain goes into hook No. 1 of the right-hand one; the other

five rings are filled by the remaining five hooks then on the right-hand

curtain, and this ensures the curtains remaining always in their place

in the most satisfactory way possible. The best material for hall

curtains is undoubtedly Wallace’s diamond serge, and it should be lined

with sateen the same colour as that chosen for the curtains, and should

be edged with grip-cord. The glazed surface of the sateen resists the

dust, and the curtains should always be unhooked once a week and shaken

out of doors, and the poles and rings rubbed over with the new Selvyt

cloths, which are admirable, and far surpass the ordinary duster, as

they polish as well as remove extraneous matter and dirt. This is the

work of the housemaid, who is responsible for all dusting in the hall,

and also for all brushing and shaking; the washing of the steps, cork

carpet, etc., being the duty of the kitchen-maid, should one be kept; or

else of the ‘tweeny-maid,’ who takes, in a measure, the kitchen-maid’s

place in the ordinary small-sized establishment. One word now about

this said cork carpet, and the best way to treat it, for it really is a

very important matter indeed. People should never allow themselves to be

talked into buying the orthodox and hideous-patterned linoleum, which

gives a hopelessly ‘_bourgeois_’ appearance to any house, and at once

puts a stop to anything like artistic decoration. ‘The pattern going

through to the back, as it does, ensures that it can never wear off,’

says one person; ‘have the beautiful linoleum which imitates

parqueterie,’ remarks another, regardless of the fact that such

imitation is as vulgar as it is ugly. Why! it would be an advantage to

me that the pattern should wear off, a pattern being generally a mistake

on any hall floor; and, therefore, should the hall be untiled, or not

made of the silent wood blocks which are the ideal component parts of

any floor, and which are not likely therefore to be found in any

suburban residence, one should be resolute, and refuse flatly to have

anything at all but the soft-coloured cork carpet, which we can

supplement with rugs. I am aware that at first one feels as if one were

going mad over my pet material, for then every footmark shows, and

every atom of dirt is visible, but I prefer to be able to see dirt, in

order to ensure its speedy removal. Still if at first we give the cork

carpet one thorough good rub with linseed oil and turpentine, and one

only, all we need to do afterwards is to have it washed over with warm

water, or milk and water. Soap should never be used on any account

whatever, and then if once a week it has a real polish with beeswax and

turpentine, it will wear for ever, and, after the first, will not unduly

agitate us by bringing into prominence the erring footmarks of ourselves

and our friends. But, of course, it must always be supplemented by rugs.

Then we have an ideal hall covering, for the rugs can be taken up and

shaken daily, and so is cleanliness ensured, and without that the house

cannot possibly be habitable at all. On no account, not even in houses

where ‘expense is no object,’ should a fitted carpet be allowed in the

halls and passages, for it is utterly impossible to keep such an

arrangement even decently clean. Think of the traffic in a hall! the

muddy boots, the paws of the dear dogs (and everyone should have an

_un_chained dog, it’s the chained-up victims that are the terrors of the

suburbs), and the drippings from wet umbrellas and garments, and

renounce carpets there for evermore. Besides which, we have to remember

the fact that it is almost impossible to sweep out any corners in rooms

or halls, and that should the housemaid attempt to do so, she only

knocks great pieces off the paint in her endeavours, and finally has to

resort to a damp duster to pick up the ‘fluff’ which congregates there.

Damping woollen carpets is one of the easiest methods of procuring a

visit from the fatal moth, so should not be resorted to unless we are

quite at our wits’ end.

The ordinary suburban staircase is another of the things we have to

approach with fear and trembling. As a rule, Jacob’s ladder has

suggested its design, and it is so proud of its appearance that it

thrusts itself on our notice the instant we enter the house. In this

case we can only grin and bear it, the while we make its long expanse of

open balustrade and wooden understructure as bearable as we can by

covering in the first with Eastern dhurries or Khelim curtains, and

filling in any panels in the latter with Japanese leather paper, which

is invaluable for this purpose. But should it be modestly stationed at

one side, as has been the position of the three staircases which have

been my portion in the suburban residences I have dwelt in most

complainingly; then one can curtain them off better with the same

arrangement of a fretwork arch I described when writing about the

vestibule; or by a couple of stronger arches which one can get at

Wallace’s, one of which encloses the stair, and the other leads to the

back premises and lavatories and cloak places. These arches are of

course, curtained, and so the ordinary visitor sees nothing save the

sitting-room doors or door and the hall itself, and is spared those

awe-striking glimpses into unsuitable spots, which are all too often

exposed guilelessly to the unhappy and much-embarrassed guest, who

neither wishes to see into the parlour-maid’s pantry, nor to view a vast

line of old hats, waterproofs and tennis rackets, and who much prefers

to remain ignorant of these and many other secret arrangements of the

innermost recesses of our home.

Now not only are the position and design of the staircase more annoying

than I can say, but the stairs themselves are, as a rule, simply too

painful for words. They generally consist of a series of short, sharp

ascents, and are never by any chance low and broad, as a self-respecting

stair should most undoubtedly be, and are moreover so extremely narrow

and sharp at the edges that they are warranted to wear through any stair

carpet in less than a twelvemonth, save perhaps a pile carpet, and that

they will ruin in a couple of years at the outside. No one can alter

either the steepness or narrowness of the stairway. Alas! they are both

past praying for, but if the sharp edges are circumvented by carpet pads

sold by any good upholsterer for a few pence or manufactured at home out

of curled paper enclosed in linen covers, and made to resemble a very

small, thick cushion, and if we put carpet felt under the carpet we

shall find the carpet itself wear decently at anyrate, especially if we

see it is carefully moved once a month in such a way that the portion

that was at the top one month lives at the bottom the next, reversing

this same position once more when the time comes to move it again. I

have often remarked that there is no such thing as a cheap stair carpet,

and that the cheapest article at first is the dearest in the end, and I

have seen no reason to alter my opinion. Pile with only a small design

as pattern and no fidgety border, is the best thing in the world, and

can be bought at from 4s. 11d. to 7s. 9d. a yard. Next to pile comes

Brussels at about 4s. 6d. Then comes Wallace’s ‘Dunelm’ at about 4s.,

and, finally, a new, self-coloured, all-wool material called ‘Roysse,’

sold by the Abingdon Carpet Company at 2s. 3d. three-quarter width--the

ordinary stair width--and at 2s. 11d. a yard wide. Lower than this I

cannot for one moment advise even the most impecunious among us to go;

neither can I advise the ‘bargains’ and ‘odd lengths’ of pile and

Brussels that are often obtainable at really good shops. If they are

bargains as far as material and make are concerned, they are absolutely

hideous, and are only got rid of because even the British taste has

refused them; and if they are odd lengths we cannot ever match them, and

that means replacing the whole carpet should an accident happen to one

small part of it, which we could have replaced in one moment had we

bought a proper carpet. Such an one as is always kept in stock by most

of the best shops in London, the owners of which have learned that a

good and pretty thing is a joy for ever, and that once it is pronounced

such it can be always recommended and brought forward, not because it is

the ‘last new thing,’ but because it is old, and has been well and truly

tried and not found wanting.

The upstairs passages should be treated to more cork carpet and rugs,

and under no circumstances must a ‘walk’ of carpet be allowed, neither

may the rugs be put down in a wearisome, unbroken line unless the

passage is very narrow and allows of no deviating from the straight

path. If there be a landing, as a rule two rugs are required, and in the

passage the rugs can be put one after the other in a somewhat similar

way, less, as I remarked before, the passage is very narrow. In that

case a ‘vestibule rug’ must be procured either from Shoolbred, Hewetson

or the Abingdon Carpet Company. These can be had in lengths of about 6

feet by 4 wide, and 9 feet by the same width, while there are both

longer and wider rugs to be procured, but then the passage should be

long enough to allow of there being two in use, if not more, when they

can be placed in any position save in a long, straight line.

The doors of the upstairs rooms must always be securely curtained, and

here one wide, full curtain should suffice. There is not the continual

exit and entrance to these chambers there is to the downstairs rooms, so

then one curtain upstairs will be enough. These should be kept in place

by putting the end rings past the bracket on which the brass rod rests,

then the last hooks on the curtain are put into them, thus ensuring that

the curtains are always kept drawn. Anyone who has passed by a vista of

open bedroom doors, left open when the owners have, at the sound of the

gong, rushed downstairs to meals in too great a hurry to put their

rooms tidy, will not need to have impressed upon them the fact that it

is absolutely necessary to decency to have _portières_ which fall into

place behind the person who leaves his or her bedroom door open, and so

discloses to all comers the ravages which getting up too often leaves in

view. It is a good thing also to conceal the entrance to the bathroom

and lavatories by a curtain, which should depend from a beaten iron arm

which stretches straight out into the passage. This arm can be procured

from Bartholomew & Fletcher for about 18s. 6d., while the curtain should

be heavy; printed velveteen made double and fan-edged making an

absolutely perfect if somewhat expensive curtain. Godfrey Giles has a

charming velveteen, which is a mixture of blue and green. Wallace has a

beautiful yellow and cream one, and Smee & Cobay have these velveteens

in most colours, notably in a rich and exquisite red, which it is a

pleasure to look at, and which also wears extremely well, even in

windows where the sun has a certain amount of actual power, and is never

really kept out at all.

Any cornice upstairs as well as down must be coloured ‘cream’ or ‘real

ivory,’ and the ceilings here as elsewhere must be papered with some

simple, inexpensive paper, in a colour which harmonises with the

decorations. And now let me impress upon my readers that even if they

have only taken their suburban villa on the usual tentative three years’

lease: which is so rarely renewed: it is always worth while to make

their surroundings charming, even should they not remain in the house

after the first term of the three, seven or twenty-one years’ lease is

over. First because if the lessee and the owner combined would take

trouble to ensure beauty and comfort, I am quite certain that moving

would not be as continual as it is at present. The trouble taken over

the house would endear it to the dwellers therein, while the comfort

would cause them to think twice before they deprived themselves of it;

for once let one’s roots really strike home, and no one who has not

tried it can tell how difficult it is to drag them out of even an

uncongenial soil. While from a congenial one! well, there is nothing on

earth so hard to do and so fearfully difficult to bear, and no

after-delights can cause these wounds really and truly to heal!

Secondly, dear readers, it is always worth while to have beautiful and

harmonious surroundings, ay, even for a few months and even if we have

to leave them. For in this latter case, we shall have left them as an

art legacy to our successor, who will not be very difficult to find if

we leave behind us charming papers and appropriate decorations to mark

where we have once made our home!

Of course each individual hall requires individual treatment, and it

would be well-nigh impossible to lay down any hard and fast rules to be

followed implicitly; but a dado, a real not a sham one, is an absolute

necessity in any narrow hall, and no one should be afraid of one of

coloured paper, bold in hue as in design, for a large, bold pattern

makes a small place appear larger, and real colour must always be a

pleasure, which a muddled, pale and timid tint can never be. A dado

could be of wood, if the lease is long enough, and the purse too, to

allow of it. In this case Godfrey Giles’s ‘gœhring’ material and

‘Glastonbury’ panelling will suit those who cannot afford oak. Arras

cloth, with a pattern printed on it is beautiful, especially if hung

like the old-fashioned arras used to be, to resemble a gathered curtain.

Then I am devoted to the plain, string-coloured matting, sold on purpose

for dados at 10½d. a yard; and there are of course, anaglypta and

Japanese leather paper always with us, while the printed arras cloth

paper is a strong and good material which is not to be despised by any

manner of means at all. In all cases there must be a real dado-rail, and

the paper above, as indeed every single thing in the hall, should

harmonise. I am devoted to a blue hall myself: the one described in the

first part of the chapter can well be absolutely copied, while it should

be remembered that a dark hall calls for yellow and cream, or red and

cream a real, bold, sealing-wax red: let there be no mistake about the

colour: and nothing should authorise the employment of either a green or

a terra-cotta hall. Green can never be a success there, while

terra-cotta spells fear and shows artistic hankerings which the owner is

unable, or not bold enough to carry out. I am not devoted to any

terra-cotta save some shades sold only by Liberty. I would never have

even these, save in some bedrooms and an occasional, a very occasional,

dining-room or library.

As a rule the lighting of the hall should be managed by placing first,

in the vestibule, a gasalier in the very centre of the ceiling, where

the gas should be enclosed in a bucket-shaped glass in a beaten-iron

lantern frame; secondly, in the hall itself a similar treatment should

be followed out, if the ceilings be high enough to allow of it: if not,

side-brackets near the dining and drawing-room doors should be used. And

finally more side-brackets should be upstairs, these again of

beaten-iron, and with the same shaped glass. These can be bought very

inexpensively of Shoolbred, while Messrs Strode & Company, of 48

Osnaburgh Street, Regent’s Park, make beautiful and more expensive

brackets and lanterns and lamps on the same lines.

There should be as little furniture as possible in the ordinary suburban

hall or passage. The really necessary furniture has been described as

placed in the vestibule; but, if we have room we should undoubtedly

have a tall palm on a stand, a grandfather clock in one corner, a couple

of chairs: tall, high-backed ones for choice: and, if possible, between

the dining and drawing-room doors, which are often close together, or at

anyrate close to the latter door, have a nice plain walnut table. This

would hold the necessary bowl for cards left during the afternoon, and

taken away every day, because keeping them seems like parading the

amount and quality of one’s friends; and, if we visit much a book is of

course kept in which visits and addresses are entered. Beside this, have

only a small vase of flowers and maybe a couple of books placed across

each other at one corner. These give an air of life even to the smallest

hall somehow; and on little touches like these, absurd as it may seem to

mention them, depend the artistic completeness of the whole house.

One word more, hats, cloaks and umbrellas must be put out of sight

somewhere; while all should recollect that it is extremely easy to

over-furnish any place, but especially so to over-furnish a hall, and

that in a narrow passage and in small quarters, one had far better have

too few impedimenta than too many. The former state of affairs can

always be remedied as we come to understand the capabilities of our new

abode; the latter can only draw down upon us the objurgations of our

friends, the while we collect dirt and dust, and can’t comprehend why we

are as uncomfortable as we most undoubtedly are.

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