"Instructions," says the author of the history of the expedition,

"were, accordingly, agreed to be given to the Town Clerk, to

secure such accommodation at an inn in Oxford, Reading, and

Windsor, as might be adequate for the civic party; and to make

every other necessary arrangement."

And here, before we go any further, it may be necessary to state,

that the work of which we are about to speak has actually been

written by command of Lord Wenables, by his ci-devant Lordship's

ci-devant Chaplain, and published by Messieurs Longman, Rees, Orme,

Brown, and Green, embellished with two beautiful engravings; all we

should add is, that the author is perfectly serious in his details,

and that our extracts are made from his work, correctly verbatim et

literatim.

Scarce had the Lord Wenables and his Council decided upon going to

Oxford, when the Corporation of that City sent them a letter inviting

them to dinner on the 26th. This unexpected and welcome letter

puzzled the Lord and his Council, inasmuch as they had fixed only

to stay one day at Oxford--that day the 26th, and on that day to

entertain (as no doubt they would) the heads of houses at dinner.

That the Lord Wenables and his Aldermen could have arranged the

matter satisfactorily to all parties by eating two dinners in one

day is evident, but not at the same time, and upon this dilemma the

reverend author makes this communication:--

"From this difficulty," says he, "they were happily released

by the question, 'Could not your Lordship go a day sooner to

Oxford?' It was immediately seen that this slight alteration of

the plan first intended would obviate every difficulty: it would

allow them the opportunity of showing their respect to the Mayor

and Magistrates of Oxford by dining with them on the Tuesday; and

would also give them the honour of having the University and City

to dinner on the Wednesday."

The quickness of perception in the Lord Wenables and his Aldermen,

which gave them the advantage of "immediately seeing" that by going

to Oxford on the 25th, they could dine there on the 26th, and by

staying till the 28th they might also dine there on the 27th, if

they liked, is well worthy of praise; and the liberality of inviting

the University and City to dine at the Star Inn, cannot fail to

impress upon the reader the magnificence of Lord Wenables' mind.

Suffice it to say, the Mayor of Oxford accepted the Mayor of London's

invitation, and that the Mayor of London adopted the Mayor of

Oxford's proposition.

The reverend author then says:--

"Every preliminary arrangement being completed, and ample

accommodation having been secured at the Star Inn, Oxford, for

his Lordship and suite, to the number of about thirty persons,

the civic party began to lay their plans for the journey!

"It had been previously understood that while his Lordship and

friends should return together, in the City state barge, they

should yet go to Oxford in such a way, and at such a time, as

best comported with their own convenience. Mr. Alderman Atkins,

accompanied by two of his daughters, Miss Atkins and Miss Sarah

Jane, left his seat, Halstead Place, in Kent, on Monday, the

24th of July, and set out from London for Oxford in the cool of

the following morning. On the same day, Mr. Alderman and Mrs.

Lucas, with their daughters, Miss Charlotte and Miss Catharine,

left their house, at Lee, in Kent, and went by land as far as

Boulter's Lock, near Maidenhead, where they embarked on board

the Navigation shallop, and proceeded by water to Reading; thus

selecting some of the finest views on the river."

Lord Wenables himself was, however, not so rash; for having satisfied

himself of the actual existence of Oxford by receiving a letter from

one of the natives, he resolved to proceed thither by land. See we

then from his reverend chaplain's history the mode of his Lordship's

setting forth:--

"On the morning of the 25th, the Lord Mayor, accompanied by the

Lady Mayoress, and attended by the Chaplain, left the Mansion

House, soon after eight o'clock.

"The private state-carriage, drawn by four beautiful bays, had

driven to the door at half-past seven. The coachman's countenance

was reserved and thoughtful, indicating full consciousness of

the test by which his equestrian skill would this day be tried,

in having the undivided charge of four high-spirited and stately

horses--a circumstance somewhat unusual; for, in the Lord Mayor's

carriage, a postillion usually guides the first pair of horses.

These fine animals were in admirable condition for the journey.

Having been allowed a previous day of unbroken rest, they were

quite impatient of delay, and chafed and champed exceedingly on

the bits, by which their impetuosity was restrained.

"The murmur of expectation, which had lasted for more than half

an hour, amongst the crowd who had gathered around the carriage,

was at length hushed by the opening of the hall-door. The Lord

Mayor had been filling up this interval with instructions to

the _femme de menage_! and other household officers, who were

to be left in residence, to attend, with their wonted fidelity

and diligence, to their respective departments of service during

his absence, and now appeared at the door. His Lordship was

accompanied by the Lady Mayoress, and followed by the Chaplain.

"As soon as the female attendant of the Lady Mayoress had taken

her seat, dressed with becoming neatness, at the side of the

well-looking coachman, the carriage drove away; not, however,

with that violent and extreme rapidity which rather astounds than

gratifies the beholders; but at that steady and majestic pace,

which is always an indication of REAL GREATNESS!

"Passing along Cheapside and Fleet Street--those arteries, as Dr.

Johnson somewhere styles them, through which pours the full tide

of London population--and then along the Strand and Piccadilly,

the carriage took the Henley-road to Oxford.

"The weather was delightful; the sun, as though it had been

refreshed by the copious and seasonable showers that had fallen

very recently, seemed to rise more bright and clear than usual,

and streamed in full glory all around. The dust of almost a whole

summer had been laid by the rain; the roads were, of consequence,

in excellent order, and the whole face of creation gleamed with

joy!"

In fact, creation was so delighted with the appearance of Lord

Wenables, that "Nature wore an universal grin."

The reverend gentleman then describes the blowing up of a powder-mill

as they reached Hounslow, which at first startled Lord Wenables, who

imagined fondly that he had accidentally set fire to the great river

whose source he was seeking; but Lady Wenables concurred with the

reverend writer in assuring his Lordship that he might make himself

perfectly easy upon that particular point.

"At Cranford-bridge," says the reverend author, "which is about

thirteen miles from Hyde Park Corner, the Lord Mayor staid only

long enough to change horses. For, his Lordship intending to

travel post from Cranford-bridge to Oxford, his own fine horses

were, after a proper interval of rest, to return to town under

the coachman's care.

"These noble animals, however, seemed scarcely to need the rest

which their master's kindness now allotted them. For though

they had drawn a somewhat heavy carriage a distance of nearly

seventeen miles, they yet appeared as full of life as ever;

arching their stately necks, and dashing in all directions the

white foam from their mouths, as if they were displeased that

they were to go no farther!

"Just as the carriage was about to drive away, Mr. Alderman

Magnay, accompanied by his lady and daughter, arrived in a

post-chaise! After an interchange of salutations, the Lady

Mayoress--observing that they must be somewhat crowded in the

chaise--invited Miss Magnay to take the fourth seat, which had as

yet been vacant in the carriage. As the day was beginning to be

warm, this courteous offer of her Ladyship was readily accepted."

Here we have, in one short page, a striking instance of the "true

instinct" of Lord Wenables' fine horses, who were quite displeased

that they were not allowed to drag him any farther--a delightful

picture of a worthy Alderman and his family--three in a chay--a

splendid specimen of Lady Wenables' sagacity and urbanity, and a

fair estimate of the value of the latter upon the mind of the young

invitée, who accepted her Ladyship's offer of a seat in the state

coach because the day was beginning to get warm!

In safety, however, did Lord Wenables get to Oxford, of which, the

reverend author says--"There is something peculiarly imposing in

the entrance, particularly in the eastern entrance, to this city."

Now this, which is ably twisted into the beginning of a flourishing

description of towers and colleges, evidently refers to the toll at

the Bridge-gate, and which Lord Wenables, who paid the turnpikes

himself and kept the halfpence in the coach pockets, declared to be

one of the greatest impositions at the entrance of a city that he had

ever met with.

We are unable to give our readers the account of the highly

honourable reception which Lord Wenables met with at Oxford, or the

description of the dinner of which he partook--but we must, let

what may happen, extract the whole account of the dinner given by

his Lordship to the Oxfordians--a dinner which took place after a

somewhat protracted lecture on comparative anatomy, which, if it

failed in the delivery of establishing a likeness between a "bat"

and a "whale," most certainly bears evidence, in its transmission to

paper, of the great similitude between a Lord Mayor's Chaplain and a

donkey.

It will be needless for us to make an observation upon what follows:--

"The hour of six had scarcely arrived, when the company, invited

by the Lord Mayor to dine with him at the Star, began to

assemble. The City watermen, in their new scarlet state liveries,

were stationed in the entrance hall; and a band of music was in

attendance to play on the arrival of the visitors."

The reverend author, by blending the band and the watermen (who are

also firemen), leaves it somewhat doubtful to which corps the duty of

playing on the arrival of the visitors was confided. He proceeds:--

"In a large drawing-room, on the first floor, fronting the

street, on a sofa at the upper end, sat the Lady Mayoress,

accompanied by Mr. Charles Venables, and surrounded by the other

ladies of the party. The City Marshal of London, Mr. Cope,

dressed in full uniform, and carrying his staff of office in

his hand, took his station at the door, and announced the names

of the guests as they severally arrived. Near the entrance of

the room also stood Mr. Beddome, in a richly-wrought black silk

gown, carrying the sword downwards. The Lord Mayor, who was in

full dress, and attended by the Chaplain in clerical robes, wore

on this occasion the brilliant collar of S.S. (_quære_ A.SS.)

The Worshipful the Mayor, and the other Magistrates of Oxford;

Richard Cox, Esq., Thomas Fox Bricknell, Esq., Aldermen; William

Folker, Esq., Thomas Robinson, Esq., Richard Ferdinand Cox, Esq.,

Assistants; Mr. Deodatus Eaton, and Mr. Crews Dudley, Bailiffs;

together with Mr. Percival Walsh, the City Solicitor, attended by

the Town Clerk, in his robe of office, which resembled in some

degree the undress black silk gown worn by Gentlemen Commoners

of the University--were all severally introduced, and received

by the Lord Mayor with a warmth and cordiality adequate to that

which they had so kindly manifested on the preceding day.

"The Vice-Chancellor of Oxford, the Rev. Dr. Richard Jenkyns,

Master of Baliol, preceded, as usual, by one of the Yeomen

Bedels, carrying a large mace, and the Rev. Dr. Thomas Edward

Bridges, President of Corpus Christi College, the Rev. Dr. George

William Hall, Master of Pembroke; the Rev. Dr. Nicholas Philip

Shuttleworth, Warden of New College; the Rev. Dr. John Dean,

Principal of St. Mary's Hall, and Lord Almoner's Prælector in

Arabic; together with the two Proctors, the Rev. George Cumming

Rashleigh, M.A., and the Rev. Wadham Harbin, M.A.; the Rev. Mr.

Woodgate, to whom allusion has before been made, and other

Members of the University, all of whom were dressed in full

academicals, were severally introduced to the Lady Mayoress. To

this distinguished list of visitors must be added the names of

John Fane, Esq., one of the Members of Parliament for the county

of Oxford; and James Haughton Langston, Esq., and John Ingram

Lockhart, Esq., Members for the City of Oxford.

"When dinner was announced, the party, amounting to nearly

sixty persons, each gentleman taking charge of a fair partner,

descended to a long room on the ground floor.

"Every attention had been given by the proprietor of the Star

to render the dinner as excellent as the occasion required,

and to fit up the dining-room with as much taste as its extent

would admit of; and no means had been left untried to keep the

apartment as cool as possible. Wreaths of flowers were hung

thickly round it, and the windows, which opened on a garden,

were overspread with branches of trees, to exclude, as much as

possible, the warm beams of a western summer sun. The band of

musicians now removed their station from the entrance hall to the

garden under the windows, where they played, at proper intervals,

with excellent effect, the whole evening. The Lord Mayor and

Lady Mayoress took their seats at the head of the table, the

Vice-Chancellor of the University sitting on the right hand of

his Lordship, and the Chief Magistrate of Oxford on the left of

her Ladyship. The heads of the Houses then took their seats,

according to the priority of their admission to the degree of

Doctor, alternating with the ladies and daughters of Aldermen

Atkins, Magnay, Heygate, and Lucas. The Aldermen of London and of

Oxford then filled the remainder of the table.

"Amidst much elegance and beauty, the Lady Mayoress attracted

particular observation. Her Ladyship was arrayed in the most

splendid manner, wore a towering plume of ostrich feathers, and

blazed with jewels!

"When the Chaplain, by craving a blessing on the feast, had set

the guests at liberty to address themselves to the dainties

before them, and the room was illuminated throughout by a

profusion of delicate wax candles, which cast a light as of broad

day over the apartment, it would not have been easy for any

eye, however accustomed to look on splendour, not to have been

delighted, in no common manner, with the elegance of the classic

and civic scene now exhibited in the dining-parlour of the first

inn in Oxford.

"The accompaniments, indeed, fell short of that splendour which

they would have had in the Egyptian Hall of the Mansion House in

London, but still the general effect was peculiarly striking; and

when the rank of the company is considered, may with truth be

called brilliant!

"The conversation naturally assumed that tone best qualified for

the discovery of those talents and learning, of which the evening

had drawn together so select and bright a constellation.

"After dinner, as soon as the health of the King, the welfare of

the Church, the prosperity of the University and City, and other

toasts of loyalty, literature, and religion, had been honoured,

the Lord Mayor proposed the health of the Vice-Chancellor of

Oxford. This was followed by toasts to the health of the other

Heads of Houses, the Professors, and Proctors; the Worshipful

the Mayor and other Magistrates of Oxford, and the Right Hon.

the Lord Mayor of London; each toast giving rise to such

acknowledgments as the individuals, to whom they referred,

considered appropriate and adequate. The health of the Lady

Mayoress, and the other ladies of the company, was proposed by

one of the Heads of the Houses; the toast was hailed with warm

demonstrations of respect, and the honour was acknowledged with

considerable point and taste by Mr. Lockhart, the Member, at her

Ladyship's request.

"The Ladies, who, to the great gratification of the Company, had

sat longer than is usual at most tables, at length obeyed the

signal of the Lady Mayoress, and retired to the drawing room,

'With grace,

Which won who saw, to wish their stay.'

"The conversation was, however, in no degree changed in their

absence. The Lady Mayoress and her fair friends had taken

their share in it with much good sense and delicacy; and their

departure, so far from being succeeded by that obstreperous and

vulgar merriment, or anything like that gross profligacy of

conversation, which indicates rejoicing at being emancipated

from the restraint of female presence, only gave occasion to

the Magistrates of Oxford to express their wish, that, in the

invitations to their Corporation dinners, arrangements could be

made that would include the ladies."

After such a dinner and such an evening, it may easily be imagined

that Lord Wenables and his Court slept like tops--not but that his

Lordship had "requested his friends not to devote too many hours to

repose." In obedience to a wish, which when breathed by a Lord Mayor

becomes a command, everybody was up and busy "while the morning was

early:" the yeoman of his Lordship's household, half covered with an

awning, was occupied with the cook, who was busied on this lovely

day in making a fire to boil the tea-kettle, in a grate in the bow of

the boat.

"About seven o'clock," says the reverend historian, "signals of

the approach of his Lordship's party were descried and heard.

The populace, thickly stationed on the road through which the

carriages were to pass, caught up the acclamation; and announced

to all who thronged the margin of the river, that----the Lord

Mayor was coming! His Lordship and the Lady Mayoress alighted

from the carriage at the bridge, and walked through the

respectful crowd, which divided to give them passage; and were at

once conveyed to the state barge----in the Water Bailiff's boat!"

The shouts of delight which rent the air were music to the ears of

greatness--it was quite a genial morning, and one of those days "when

we seem to draw in delight with the very air we breathe, and to feel

happy we can scarcely tell why." So writes the reverend author, with

more taste than judgment; for a man, placed as he was in the society

of Lord Wenables and his Court, not to know why he felt happy, shows,

we fear, a want of perception equally lamentable with the want of

tact displayed in confessing it.

The reverend author laments that the eagerness of the party to

do honour to the delicacies of the Lord Mayor's breakfast-table,

prevented their seeing the beauties of Nuneham.

At ten o'clock they made Abingdon--and at Clifton the water shoaled

suddenly from eighteen inches to fourteen and a half, so that his

Lordship's yacht, which drew nearly two feet, could be drawn no

farther, and they remained hard and fast till a fresh supply of the

element could be procured.

The following passage is in the author's happiest style:--

"The crowds of people--men, women, and children--who had

accompanied the barge from Oxford, were continually succeeded by

fresh reinforcements from every town and village that is skirted

by the river. Distant shouts of acclamation perpetually re-echoed

from field to field, as the various rustic parties, with their

fresh and blooming faces, were seen hurrying forth from their

cottages and gardens; climbing trees, struggling through copses,

and traversing thickets, to make their shortest way to the

water-side. Handfuls of halfpence were scattered to the children

as they kept pace in running along the banks with the City Barge;

and Mr. Alderman Atkins, who assisted the Lord Mayor in the

distribution, seemed to enter with more than common pleasure into

the enjoyment of the little children. It was gratifying to see

the absence of selfish feeling manifested by some of the elder

boys, who, forgetful of themselves, collected for the younger

girls."

It will be remembered that the voyage now under detail was undertaken

in the dreadful year of panic--but we confess we had no idea of

the desperate state of affairs in the country which could induce

so severe a run on the banks for a few halfpence, such as is here

described. It may not be uninteresting to trace the source of the

Lord Wenables's munificence. The halfpence in question were those

which we mentioned his Lordship to have taken in change at the

turnpike-gates during his Lordship's over-land journey to Oxford, and

were now distributed with that liberality and grace for which his

Lordship and Mr. Alderman Atkins will never cease to be remembered.

The reverend writer, indeed, says:--

"There is, unquestionably, something genuine and affectionate

in the cheerfulness of the common people, when it springs from

the bounty and familiarity of those above them: the warm glow of

gratitude spreads over their mirth; and a kind word or look, or

a little pleasantry, frankly said or done--and which calls in no

degree for any sacrifice of personal dignity--always gladdens the

heart of a dependant a thousand times more than oil and wine. It

is wonderful, too, how much life and joy even one intelligent and

good-humoured member of a pleasure-party will diffuse around him.

The fountain of indwelling light, which animates his own bosom,

overflows to others; and every thing around quickly freshens into

smiles."

It is, we fear, too evident that this passage comes direct from the

reverend writer's heart: it seems clear to the meanest capacity, that

he speaks from experience--perhaps of himself--when he expresses the

delight which _even one_ intelligent person can convey to a party. It

is quite clear, that in the party now assembled there either was no

intelligent person, or only one--at least, the observation of the

author leaves little room to doubt the disagreeable fact.

At page 80, the following account of the natives of Caversham and

the neighbouring districts is given, which is at once romantic and

picturesque:--

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