CHAPTER XIV.

THROUGH INDIA.

The heat is intense, being at the end of the heated term at the

commencement of the earliest monsoons. It is certainly not less than 130

deg. Fahr., in the sun, when at 3 p.m. I mount and shape my course toward

Amritza, some thirty-five miles down the Grand Trunk Road.

In such a temperature and beneath such a sun it behooves the discreet

Caucasian to dress as carefully for protection against the heat as he

would against the frost of an Arctic winter. The United States army

helmet which I have constantly worn since obtaining it at Fort Sydney,

Neb., has now to be discarded in favor of a huge pith solar topee an inch

thick and but little smaller than an umbrella. This overshadowing

head-dress imparts a cheerful, mushroom-like aspect to my person, and

casts a shadow on the smooth whitish surface of the road, as I ride

along, that well-nigh obliterates the shadow of the wheel and its rider.

Thus sheltered from the rays of the Indian sun, I wheel through the

beautifully shaded suburban streets of Lahore, past dense thickets of

fruitful plantains, across the broad switch-yard of the Scinde, Delhi &

Punjab Railway, and out on to the smooth, level surface of the Grand

Trunk Road. This road is, beyond a doubt, the finest highway in the whole

world. It extends for nearly sixteen hundred miles, an unbroken highway

of marvellous perfection, from Peshawur on the Afghan frontier to

Calcutta. It is metalled for much of its length with a substance peculiar

to the country, known as kunkah. Kunkah is obtained almost anywhere

throughout the Land of the Five Rivers, underlying the surface soil. It

is a sort of loose nodular limestone, which when wetted and rolled

cements together and forms a road-surface smooth and compact as an

asphaltum pavement, and of excellent wearing quality. It is a magnificent

road to bicycle over; not only is it broad, level, and smooth, but for

much of the way it is converted into a veritable avenue by spreading

shade-trees on either side. Far and near the rich Indian vegetation,

stimulated to wear its loveliest garb by the early monsoon rains, is

intensely green and luxuriant; and through the richly verdant landscape

stretches the wide, straight belt of the road, far as eye can reach, a

whitish streak, glaring and quivering with reflected heat.

The natives of the Punjab, the most loyal, perhaps, of the Indian races,

are beginning to regard the Christian Sabbath as a holiday, and happy

crowds of people in holiday attire are gathered at the Shalamar Mango

Gardens, a few miles out of Lahore. Beyond the gardens, I meet a native

in a big red turban and white clothes, en route to Lahore on a

bone-shaker. He is pedalling ambitiously along, with his umbrella under

his left arm. As we approach each other his swarthy countenance lights up

with a "glad, fraternal smile," and his hand touches his turban in

recognition of the mystic brotherhood of the wheel. There is a mysterious

bond of sympathy recognizable even between the old native-made

bone-shaker and its Punjabi rider and the pale-faced Ferenghi Sahib

mounted on his graceful triumph of Western ingenuity and mechanical

skill. The free display of ivories as we approach, the expectation of

fraternal recognition so plainly evident in his face, and the friendly

and respectful, rather than obsequious, manner of saluting, tell

something of that levelling tendency of the wheel we sometimes hear

spoken of.

The park-like expanse of country on either hand continues as mile after

mile is reeled off; the shady trees, the ruins, the villages, and the

roadside kos-minars, with the perfect highway leading through it all--what

more could wheelman ask than this. A wayside police-chowkee is now seen

ahead, a snug little edifice of brick beneath the sacred branches of a

spreading peepul. A six-foot Sikh, in the red-and-blue turban and neat

blue uniform of the Punjab soldier-police, stands at the door and

executes a stiff military salute as I wheel past. A row of conical white

pillars and a grass-grown plot of ground containing a few bungalows and

camping space for a regiment indicate a military reservation. These

spaces are reserved at intervals of ten or twelve miles all down the

Grand Trunk Road; the distance from each represents a day's march for

Indian troops in time of peace.

A bend in the road, and the bicycle sweeps over a substantial brick

bridge, spanning an irrigating canal large enough to float a three-masted

schooner. The bridge and the ditch convey early evidence of English

enterprise no less conspicuous than the road itself. Neatly trimmed banks

and a tropical luxuriance of overhanging vegetation give the long

straight reach of water the charming appearance of flowing through a

leafy tunnel. Under the stimulus of the monsoon rains and the more than

tropical heat, the soil seems bursting with fatness, and earth, air, and

water are teeming with life. The roadway itself is swarming with

pedestrians, trudging along in both directions; some there are with the

inevitable umbrellas held above their heads, but more are carrying them

under their arms, as though in lofty contempt of 130 deg. Fahr.

Vehicles jingle past by the hundred, filled with villagers who have been

visiting or shopping at Lahore or Amritza. Their light bamboo carts are

provided with numbers of little brass cymbals that clash together

musically in response to the motion of the vehicle; the occupants are

fairly loaded down with silver jewellery, and for color and

picturesqueness generally it is safe to assume that "not even Solomon in

all his glory was arrayed like one of these." The women particularly seem

to literally revel in the exuberance of bright coloring adorning their

dusky proportions, the profusion of jewellery, the merry jingle-jangle of

the cymbals, the more than generous heat, and the seeming bountifulness

of everything. These Sikh and Jatni merry-makers early impress me as

being particularly happy and light-hearted people.

Splendid wheeling though it be, it soon becomes distressingly apparent

that propelling a bicycle has now to be considered in connection with the

overpowering heat. Half the distance to Amritza is hardly covered, and

the riding time scarcely two hours, yet it finds me reclining beneath the

shade of a roadside tree more used up than five times the distance would

warrant in a less enervating climate. The greensward around me as I

recline in the shade is teeming with busy insects, and the trees are

swarming with the beautiful winged life of the tropical air. Flocks of

paroquets with most gorgeous plumage--blue, red, green, gold, and every

conceivable hue--flit hither and thither, or sweep past in whirring

flight.

Some of the native pedestrians pause for a moment and cast a wondering

look at the unaccustomed spectacle of a Sahib and a bicycle reclining

alone beneath a wayside tree. All salaam deferentially as they pass by,

but there is a refreshing absence of the spirit of obtrusion that

sometimes made life a burden among the Turks and Persians. In his disgust

at the aggressive curiosity of the Persians, Captain E, my companion from

Meshed to Constantinople, had told me, "You'll find, when you get to

India, that a Sahib there is a Sahib," and the strikingly deferential

demeanor of the natives I have encountered on the road to-day forcibly

reminds me of his remarks.

The myriads of soldier-ants crossing the road in solid phalanx or

climbing the trees, the winged jewels of the air flitting silently here

and there, the picturesque natives and their deferential salaams--all

these only serve to wean one's thoughts from the oppressive heat for a

moment. At times one fairly gasps for breath and looks involuntarily

about in forlorn search of some place of escape, if only for a moment,

from the stifling atmosphere. A feeling of utter lassitude and loss of

ambition comes over one; the importance of accomplishing one's object

diminishes, and the necessity of yielding to the pressure of the fearful

heat and taking things easy becomes the all-absorbing theme of the

imagination. A supreme and heroic effort of the will is necessary to

arouse one from the inclination to remain in the shade indefinitely,

regardless of everything else.

No sort of accommodation is to be obtained this side of Amritza, however,

so, waiting until the dreadful power of the sun is tempered somewhat by

his retirement beneath the trees, I resume my journey, making several

brief halts in deference to an overwhelming sense of lassitude ere

completing the thirty-five miles. Owing to these frequent halts, it is

after dark when I arrive at Amritza--a thoroughly wilted individual,

and suffering agonies from the prickly heat aggravated by the feverish

temperature superinduced by the exertion of the afternoon ride. My karki

suit and underclothes hold almost as much moisture as though I had just

been fished out of the river, and my dry-drained corporeal system is

clamorous for the wherewithal to quench the fires of its feverish heat as

I alight in the suburbs of Amritza and inquire for the dak bungalow.

A willing native guides me to a hotel where a smooth-mannered Parsee

Boniface accommodates Sahibs with supper, charpoy, and chota-hazari for

the small sum of Rs4; punkah-wallahs, pahnee-wallahs, sweepers, etc.,

extra. A cooling douche with water kept at a low temperature in the

celebrated porous bottles, a change of underclothing, and a punkah-wallah

vigorously engaged in creating an artificial breeze, soon change things

for the better. All these refreshing and renovating appliances, however,

barely suffice to stimulate one's energy up to the duty of jotting down

in one's diary a brief summary of the day's happenings.

The punkah of India is a long, narrow fan, suspended by cords from the

ceiling; attached to it is another cord which finds its way outside

through a convenient hole in the wall or window-frame. For the

magnificent sum of three annas (six cents) the hopeful punkah-wallah sits

outside and fills the room with soothing, sleep-inducing breezes for the

space of a day or night, by a constant seesawing motion of the string.

Few Europeans are able to sleep at night or exist during the day without

the punkah-wallah's services, for at least nine months in the year. The

slightest negligence on his part at night is sufficient to summon the

sleeper instantly from the land of dreams to the stern reality that the

dusky imp outside has himself dropped off to sleep. A pardonable

imprecation, delivered in loud, threatening tones; or, in the case of a

person vengefully inclined, or once too often made a victim, a stealthy

visit to the open door, a well-aimed boot, and the pendulous punkah again

swings to and fro, banishing the newly awakened prickly heat, and fanning

the recumbent figure on the charpoy with grateful breezes that quickly

send him off to sleep again.

A slight fall of rain during the night tempers somewhat the oppressive

heat, and the zephyrs of the prevailing monsoons blow stiffly against me

as I pedal southward in the early morning. The rain has improved rather

than injured the kunkah road, and it is, moreover, something of a toss-up

as to whether the adverse wind is advantageous or otherwise. On the one

hand it exacts increased muscular effort to ride against it, but on the

other, its beneficent services as a cooler are measurably apparent.

One needs only to traverse the Grand Trunk Road for a few days in order

to obtain a comprehensive idea of India's teeming population. Vehicles

and pedestrians throng the road again this morning, pouring into Amritza

as though to attend some great festival. The impression of some festive

occasion obtains additional color from parties of musicians who keep up a

perpetual tom-tom-ing on their drums as they trudge along; the object of

their noisiness is apparently to gratify their own love of the sounding

rattle of the drums.

At the police-chowkee of Ghundeala, ten miles from Amritza, a halt is

made for rest and a drink of water. To avoid trampling on the caste

prejudices, or the sanctimonious religious feelings of the natives,

everybody drinks from his hands, or from a cheap earthenware dish that

may afterward be smashed. The Sikhs and Mohammedans of the Punjab are far

more reasonable in this matter than are the Brahmans and other ultra-holy

idolaters of the country farther south. Among the Hindoos, where caste

prejudices exist throughout all the strata of society, to avoid the awful

consequences of touching their lips to a vessel out of which some

unworthy wretch a shade less holy has previously drunk, the fastidious

worshipper of Krishna, Vishnu, or Kamadeva always drinks from his hands,

unless possessed of a private drinking vessel of his own. The hands are

held in position to form a trough leading to the mouth; while an

assistant pours water in at one end, the recipient receives it at the

other. No little skill and care is required to prevent the water running

down one's sleeve: the average native seems to think the human throat a

gutter down which the water will flow as fast as he can pour it into the

hands.

The flowing yellow flood of Beas River, now at flood, and spreading

itself over the width of a mile, makes an impassable break in my road

soon after mid-day. A ferryboat usually plies across the stream, but by

reason of the broad area of overflow, and the consequent difficulty of

working it, it is moored up for the time being. Fortunately, the Scinde,

Punjab & Delhi Railroad crosses the river on a fine bridge near by, with

a regular ferry-train service in operation. Repairing thither, I find, in

charge of the ferry-train, an old Anglo-Indian engineer, who prevails

upon me to accept his hospitality for the night.

Hundreds of natives pass the night round about the railway-station,

waiting to cross the bridge on the first morning train. Nowhere else in

the world does a gathering of people present so picturesque and

interesting a sight as in sunny Hindostan. These people gathered about

the Beas River station look more like a company rigged out for the

spectacular stage than ordinary, everyday mortals attending to the

prosaic business of life. The nose-rings worn by many of the women are so

massive and heavy that silken cords are attached and carried to some

support on the head to relieve the nostril of the weight. The rims of the

ears are likewise grievously overburdened with ornaments. These

unoffending appendages are pierced with a number of holes all round the

rim from lobe to top; each hole contains a massive ring almost large and

heavy enough for a bracelet, the weight of which pulls the ear all out of

shape. Simple yet gaudy costumes prevail-garments of red, yellow, blue,

green, olive, and white, with gold tinsel, drape the graceful forms of

the dusky Sikh or Jatni belles; and not a whit less picturesque and

parti-colored are the costumes of their husbands, brothers, and

fathers-fine fellows mostly, tall, straight, military-looking men, with

handsome faces and fierce mustashios. Not a few thoroughbred Jats are

mingled in the crowd--the "stout-built, thick-limbed Jats," the

warlike race with the steel or silver discus surmounting their queer

pyramidal headdress. Under the independent government of their people by

the Gurus, or ruler-priests, of the last century, and particularly under

the regulations of the celebrated Guru Govind, every Sikh was considered

a warrior from his birth, and was always required to wear steel iri some

form or other about his person. The Jats, being the most enterprising and

warlike tribe of the territory acknowledging the rule of the Gurus and

the religious teachings of the Adi Granth as their faith, take especial

pride in commemorating the bravery and warlike qualities of their

ancestors by still wearing the distinguishing steel quoits on their

heads.

Seesum or banyan trees, shading twenty yards' width of luxuriant

greensward on either side of the road, and each and every tree

sheltering groups of natives, resting, idling, washing their clothes in

some silent pool, or tending a few grazing buffaloes, form a truly

Arcadian scene for mile after mile next day. These buffaloes are huge,

unwieldy animals with black, hairless hides, strong and heavy almost as

rhinoceroses. In striking contrast to them are the aristocratic little

cream-colored Brahmani cows, with the curious big "camel-hump" on their

withers. These latter animals are pampered and revered and made much of

among the Brahmans; mythology has it that Brahma created cows and

Brahmans at the same time, and the cow is therefore an object of worship

and veneration.

Taken all in all, the worship of the Hindoos has something eminently

rational about it; their worship is frequently bestowed upon some

tangible object that contributes directly to their material enjoyment. It

is very much like going back to the first principles of gratitude for

direct blessings received to worship "Mother Ganga," the noble stream

that brings down the moisture from the Himalayas to water their plains

and quicken into life their needy crops, or to worship the gentle bovine

that provides them daily with milk and cheese and ghee. Wonderful legends

are told of the cow in Hindoo mythology. The Ramayana tells of a certain

marvellous cow owned by a renowned hermit. The hermit being honored by a

visit from the king, who had with him a numerous retinue, was sorely

puzzled how to provide refreshments for his princely guests. The cow,

however, proved herself equal to the emergency, and--"Obedient to

her saintly lord, Viands to suit each taste outpoured. Honey she gave,

and roasted grain, Mead, sweet with flowers, and sugar-cane. Each

beverage of flavor rare, And food of every sort, were there. Hills of hot

rice, and sweetened cakes, And curdled milk, and soup in lakes. Vast

beakers flowing to the brim, With sugared drink prepared for him; And

dainty sweetmeats, deftly made, Before the hermit's guest were laid."

In all Brahman communities are sacred bulls, allowed to roam at their own

sweet will among the crops and help themselves.

Chowel and dood (rice-and-milk) is obtained at noon from a village

eating-stall; the rice is dished up to all customers in basins improvised

from a broad banyan-leaf, so that nobody's caste may be jeopardized by

handling spoons or dishes that others have touched. Most of the natives

manage to eat with their fingers, but they bring for the Sahib a stiff

green leaf which is bent into the form of a scoop and made to answer the

purpose of a spoon. The milk is served in valueless earthenware basins

that are tossed into the street and broken after being once used. There

is a regular caste of artisans in India whose hereditary profession is

the manufacture of this cheap pottery; almost every village has its

family of pottery-makers, who manufacture them for the use of the

community. The people are curious about the bicycle, and the Sahib's

peculiar manner of travelling without the usual native servant and eating

rice at an ordinary village stall. They are, however, far from being in

the least obtrusive or annoying; on the contrary, their respectfulness

and conservatism is something to admire; although they gather about the

bicycle in a compact ring, not a hand in all the company is meddlesome

enough to touch it.

Through the smooth kunkah-laid bazaars of Jullundar, so different from

the unridable bazaars we have heretofore been made familiar with, and I

wheel past the Queen's Gardens and into the cantonment along lovely

avenues and perfect roads. The detachment of Royal Artillery, whose

quarters my road leads directly past, is composed largely of the gallant

sons of Erin, and as I wheel into the cantonment, an artilleryman seated

on a eharpoy beneath a spreading neem-tree, sings out to his comrades,

"Be jabbers, bhoys; here's the Yankee phat's travellin' around the

worruld wid a bicycle."

I have with me a letter of introduction to an officer stationed at

Jullundar. Upon inquiry, however, I find that he is absent at Simla on

leave. Desirous of seeing something of Tommy Atkins in his Indian

quarters, I therefore accept an invitation to remain at the barracks of

the Royal Artillery until ready to resume my journey in the morning. At

this season of the year, an Indian cantonment presents the appearance of

a magnificent park. The barracks are large, commodious structures, built

with a view to securing the best results for the health and comfort of

the troops.

No soldiers in the world are so well fed, housed, and clothed as the

British soldiers in India, and none receive as much pay, except the

soldiers of the United States army. That they are justly entitled to

everything that can contribute to their happiness and welfare, goes

without saying. For actual service rendered, and the importance of the

responsibilities resting on their shoulders, it is little enough to say

that the British soldiers in India are entitled to a greater measure of

consideration than the soldiers of any other army in existence. This

little army of fifty or sixty thousand men is practically responsible for

the good behavior of one-sixth of the world's population, saying nothing

of affairs without. And in addition to this is the wearisome round of

existence in an Indian barrack, the enervating climate and the ennui, so

poisonous to the active Anglo-Saxon temperament.

After all that is said for or against the Anglo-Indian army, the

unprejudiced critic cannot fail to admit that they are the finest body of

fighting men in existence, a force against which it would be impossible

for an equal number of the soldiers of any other country to contend. That

the old dominant spirit of the British soldier is yet rampant as ever may

be seen, perhaps, plainer in the cantonments of India than anywhere else.

The manifest superiority of Tommy Atkins as a fighter stands out in bold

relief against the gentle populations of India, who regard him as the

very incarnation of war and warlike attributes. His own confidence in his

ability to whip all the multitudinous enemies of England put together, is

as great to-day as it ever was, and nothing would suit him better than a

campaign against the military colossus of the North in defence of the

British interests in India he now so faithfully guards.

The interest in my appearance is deepened by my recent adventures in

Afghanistan and letters partly descriptive of the same that have appeared

in late issues of the Indian press. A mile or so from the Artillery

barracks are the quarters of a detachment of the Connaught Rangers. A

couple of non-commissioned officers in the Rangers, I am happy to

discover, are wheelmen, and when the tidings of the Around the World

rider's arrival reaches them, they wheel over and endeavor to have me

become their guest. The Royal Artillery boys refuse to give their protege

up, however, and the rivalry is compromised by my paying the Rangers a

visit and then coming back to my first entertainers' quarters for the

night.

The evening is spent pleasantly in telling stories of camp-life in India

and Afghanistan. Some of the soldiers present have been recently

stationed at Peshawur and other points near the northern frontier, and

tell of the extraordinary precautions that had to be adopted to prevent

their rifles being stolen at night from the very racks within the

barrack-rooms where they were sleeping.

An officer at the cantonment claims to have cured himself of enlarged

spleen, the bane of so many Anglo-Indian officers, by daily riding on a

tricycle. He then disposed of it to advantage to a native gentleman who

had noted the marvellous improvement it had wrought in his health, and

who was also affected with the same disease. The native also cured

himself, and now firmly believes the tricycle possessed of some magic

properties.

Reliefs of punkah-wallahs are provided for the barracks, a number of

punkahs being connected so that one coolie fans the occupants of a dozen

or more charpoys. In talking about these useful and very necessary

servants, some of the comments indulged in by the gentleman who first

invited me into the barracks are well worth repeating: "Be jabbers, an'

yeez have to kape wide awake all night to swear at the lazy divils, in

orther to git a wink av shlape"--and--"The moment yeez dhrap

ashlape, yeez are awake," are choice specimens, heard in reference to the

punkah-wallahs' confirmed habit of dozing off in the silent watches of

the night.

The two wheelmen of the Connaught Rangers, accompany me five miles to the

Bane River ferry, in the cool of early morning. They would have escorted

me as far as Umballa, they say, had they known of my coming in time to

arrange leave' of absence. Twenty-five miles of continuously smooth and

level kunkah, bring me to Phillour, a Mohammedan town of several thousand

inhabitants. The fort of Phillour is a conspicuous object on the left of

the road; it was formerly an important depot of military supplies, and in

the time of Sikh independence was regarded by them as the key to the

Punjab. Since the mutiny it has dwindled in importance as a military

stronghold, but is held by a detachment of native infantry.

A mile or so from Phillour is a splendid girder railway bridge crossing

the River Sutlej. The overflow of the river extends for miles, converting

the depressions into lakes and the dry ditches into sloughs and creeks.

Resting under the shade of a peepul-tree, I while away a passing hour

watching native fishermen endeavoring to beguile the finny denizens of

the overflow into their custody. Their tactics are to stir up the water

and make it muddy for a space around, so that the fish cannot see them;

they then toss a flat disk of wood so that it falls with an audible

splash a few yards away. This manoeuvre is intended to deceive the fish

into thinking something eatable has fallen into the water. Woe betide the

guileless fish, however, whose innocent, confiding nature is thus imposed

upon, for "swish" goes a circular drop-net over the spot, from the meshes

of which the luckless captive tries in vain to struggle.

The River Sutlej has its source in the holy lake of Manas Saro-vara, in

Thibet's most mountainous regions, and for several hundred miles its

course leads through mighty canons, grand and rugged as the canons of the

Colorado and the Gunnison. It is on the upper reaches of the Sutlej that

the celebrated swing bridges called karorus are in operation. A karorus

consists of a bagar-grass or yak-hair rope, stretched from bank to bank,

across which passengers are pulled, suspended in a swinging chair or

basket. The karorus is also largely patronized by the swarms of monkeys

inhabitating the foot-hill jungles of the Himalayas; nothing could well

be more congenial to these festive animals than the Blondin-like

performance of crossing over some deep, roaring gorge along the swaying

rope of a karorus.

Like other rivers of the level Punjab plains, the Sutlej has at various

times meandered from its legitimate channel; eight miles south of its

present bed the large and flourishing city of Ludhiana once stood on its

bank. Ludhiana and its dak bungalow, provides refreshments and a three

hours' siesta beneath the cooling and seductive punkah, besides an

interesting and instructive tete-a-tete with a Eurasian civil officer

spending the day here. Among other startling confidences, this

olive-tinted gentleman declares that to him the punkah is unbearable, its

pendulous, swinging motion invariably making him "sea-sick."

Through a country of alternate sandy downs and grazing areas my road

leads at length through the territory of the Rajah of Sir-hind.

Picturesque and impressive fortresses, and high, crenellated stone walls

around the villages give the rajah's little dominion here a most decided

mediaeval appearance, and dark, dense patches of sugar-cane attest the

marvellous richness of the sandy soil, wherever water can be applied.

Moreover, as if to complete the interesting picture of a native prince's

rule, on the road is encountered a gayly dressed party in charge of some

youthful big-wig on a monster elephant. A thick, striped mattress makes a

soft platform on the elephant's broad back, and here the young voluptuary

squats as naturally as on the floor of his room. Some of the attendants

are dancing along before him, noisily knuckling tambourines and drums,

while others trudge alongside or behind. The elephant regards the bicycle

with symptoms of mild apprehension, and swerves slightly to one side.

The police-officer of Kermandalah chowkee, just off the Rajah of

Sirhind's territory, voluntarily tenders me the shelter of his quarters,

just as the sun is finishing his race for the day by painting the sky

with fanciful tints and streaks. The long, straight avenue which I have

wheeled down, for miles hereabout runs east and west. The sun, rotund and

fiery, sets immediately in the perspective of the avenue; and at his

disappearance there shoot from the same point iridescent javelins that

spread, fan-like, over the whole heavens. A sight never to be forgotten

is the long white road and the ribs of the glorious celestial fan meeting

together in the vista-like distance; and--oh, for the brush and

palette and genius of a Turner!--one of the rainbow-tinted javelins

spits the crescent moon and holds it to toast before the glowing sunset

fires, like a piece of green cheese.

The heat of the night is ominously suggestive of shed's popularly

conceived temperature, and, in the absence of the customary punkah and

nodding, see-sawing wallah, a villager is employed to sit beside my

charpoy and agitate the air immediately about my head with a big

palm-leaf fan. But sleep is next to impossible; the morning finds me

feeling but little refreshed and with a decided yearning to remain all

day long in the shade instead of taking to the road. Not a moment's

respite is possible from the oppressive heat; an hour in the saddle

develops a sensation of grogginess and an amphibian inclination for

wallowing in some road-side tank.

South of Sirhind the country develops into low, flat jungle, with much of

it partly overflowed. The road through these semi-submerged lowlands is

an embankment, rising many feet above the general level, and provided

with numerous culverts and bridges to prevent the damming of the waters

and the danger of washing away the road. The jungle is full of busy life.

The air is thick with the low, murmuring hum of busy insect-life, birds

shriek, whistle, call, hoot, peep, chirp, and sing among the intertwining

branches, and frogs croak hoarsely in the watery shallows beneath.

Noises, too, are heard, that would puzzle, I venture to say, many a

scholarly, book-wise and specimen-wise naturalist to define as coming

from the articulatory organs of bird, beast, or fish. The slow, measured

sweep of giant wings beating the air is heard above, and the next moment

a huge bustard floats down through the trees and alights in a moist

footing of jungle-grass and water.

A little Brahman village at the railway station of Rajpaira is reached in

the middle of the afternoon; but it provides little or nothing in the way

of accommodation for a European. The chow-keedar of the dak bungalow

blandly declares his inability to provide anything eatable for a Sahib,

and the Eurasian employes at the railway station are unaccommodating and

indifferent, owing to the travel-stained and ordinary appearance of my

apparel. The Eurasians, by the by, impress me far less favorably as a

race than do the better-class full-blood natives. It seems to be the

unfortunate fate of most mixed races to inherit the more undesirable

qualities of both progenitors, and the better characteristics of neither.

No less than the mongrel populations of certain West Indian islands, the

Spanish-speaking republics, and the mulattoes of the Southern States, do

the Eurasians of India present in their character eloquent argumentation

against the error of miscegenation.

A little Brahman village is anything but, an encouraging place for a

traveller to penetrate in search of eatables. A thin, yellow-skinned

Brahman, with a calico fig-leaf suspended from a cocoa-nut-fibre

waist-string, and the white-and-red tattooing of his holy caste on his

forehead, presides over a big lump of goodakoo (a preparation of tobacco,

rose-leaves, jaggeree, bananas, opium, and cardamom seed, used for

hookah-smoking), and his double performs the same office for sickly, warm

goats' milk and doughy, unleavened chup-patties. Uninviting as is the

prospect, one is compelled, by the total absence of any alternative, to

patronize the proprietor of the latter articles.

As I step inside his little shed-like establishment to see what he has,

he holds up his hands in holy trepidation at the unhallowed intrusion,

and begs me to be seated outside. My entrance causes as much

consternation as the traditional bull in the china shop, the explanation

of which is to be found in the fact that anything I might happen to touch

becomes at once defiled beyond redemption for the consumption of native

customers. With the weather wilting hot, doughy chuppaties and lukewarm,

unstrained, strong-tasting goats' milk can scarcely be called an

appetizing meal, and the latter is served in the usual cheap, earthenware

platter, which is at once tossed out and broken.

The natives of India are probably less concerned about their stomachs

than the people of any other country in the world. They seem to delight

in fasting, and growing thin and emaciated; their ordinary meal is a

handful of parched grain and a few swallows of milk or water. Among the

aesthetic Brahmans are many specimens reduced by habitual fasting and

general meagreness of diet to the condition of living skeletons; yet they

seem to enjoy splendid health, and live to a shrivelled old age. The

Brahman shop-keeper squats contentedly among his wares, passing the hours

in dreamy meditation and in consoling pipes of goodakoo. Nothing seems to

disturb his calm serenity, any more than the reposeful expression on the

countenance of a marble Buddha could be affected--nothing but the

approach of a Sahib toward his shop. It is interesting to observe the

mingled play of politeness, apprehension, and alarm in the actions of a

Brahman shopkeeper at the appearance of a blundering, but withal

well-meaning Sahib, among his wares. Knowing, from long experience, that

the Englishman would on no account wilfully injure his property or

trample wantonly on his caste prejudices, he is at his wits' end to

comport himself deferentially and at the same time prevent anything from

being handled. Money has to be placed where the Brahman can pick it up

without incurring the awful danger of personal contact with an unhallowed

kaffir.

The fifty miles, that from the splendid condition of the roads I have

thought little enough for the average day's run, is duly reeled off as I

ride into the splendid civil lines and cantonment of Um-balla at dusk.

But my few days' experience on the roads of India have sufficed to

convince me that fifty miles is entirely beyond the bounds of discretion.

It is, in fact, beyond the bounds of discretion to be riding any distance

in the present season here; fifty miles is overcome to-day only by the

exercise of almost superhuman will-power.

The average native, when asked for the dak bungalow, is quite as likely

to direct one to the post-office, the kutcherry, or any other government

building, from a seeming inability to discriminate between them. At the

entrance to Umballa one of these hopeful participants in the blessings of

enlightened government informs me, with sundry obsequious salaams, that

the dak bungalow is four miles farther. So thoroughly has my fifty-mile

ride used up my energy that even this four miles, on a most perfect road,

seems utterly impossible of accomplishment; besides which, experience has

taught that following the directions given would very likely bring me to

the post-office and farther away from the dak bungalow than ever.

Above the trees, not far away, is observed the weathercock of a

chapel-spire, plainly indicating the location of the European quarter.

Taking a branch road leading in that direction, I discover a party of

English and native gentlemen playing a game of lawn-tennis. Arriving on

the scene just as the game is breaking up, I am cordially invited to

"come in and take a peg." To the uninitiated a "peg" is a rather

ambiguous term, but to the Anglo-Indian its interpretation takes the

seductive form of a big tumbler of brandy and soda, a "long drink," than

which nothing could be more acceptable in my present fagged-out

condition. No hesitation is therefore made in accepting; and, under the

stimulating influence of the generous brandy and soda, exhausted nature

is quickly recuperated. While not an advocate of indiscriminate

indulgence in alcoholic stimulants, after an enervating ride through the

wilting heat of an Indian day I am convinced that nothing is more

beneficial than what Anglo-Indians laconically describe as a "peg."

This very opportune meeting results, naturally enough, in a pressing

invitation to stay over and recruit up for a day, a programme to which I

offer no objections, feeling rather overdone and in need of rest and

recuperation. Mine hosts are police-commissioners, having supervision

over the police-district of Uniballa. One of their number is on the eve

of departure for his summer vacation in the Himalayas and, in honor of

the event, several guests call round to partake of a champagne dinner,

the sparkling Pommery Sec being quaffed ad libitum from pint tumblers. At

the present time, no surer does water seek its level than the

after-dinner conversation of Anglo-Indian officials turns into the

discussion of the great depreciation of the silver rupee and its relation

to the exchange at home. As the rate of exchange goes lower and lower,

and no corresponding increase of salary takes place, the natural result

is a great deal of hardship and dissatisfaction among those who, from

various causes, have to send money to England. From the Anglo-Indians'

daily association with Orientals and their peculiarly subtle

understandings, it is perhaps not so surprising to find an occasional

flight of fancy brought to bear upon the subject that would do credit to

a professional romancer. One ingenious young civil officer present

evolves a deep, deep scheme to get even with the government for present

injustice that for far-reaching and persistent revenge speaks volumes for

the young gentleman's determination to carry his point. His brilliant

scheme is to retire on a pension at the proper time, live to the age of

eighty years, and then marry a healthy girl of sixteen. As the pension of

an Anglo-Indian government officer descends to his surviving widow, the

ingenuity and depth of this person's reasoning powers becomes at once

apparent. He proposes to take revenge for the present shortcomings of the

government by saddling it with a pension for a hundred years or more

after his retirement from active service.

Tusked and antlered trophies of the chase adorning the walls,

and panther and tiger skins scattered about the floor, attest the

police-commissioners' prowess with the rifle in the surrounding jungle.

The height of every young Englishman's ambition when he comes to India is

to kill a tiger; not until with his own rifle he has laid low a genuine

Tigris Indicus, and handed its striped pelt over to the taxidermist, does

he feel entitled to hold his chin at a becoming elevation and to indulge

in the luxury of talking about the big game of the jungle on an equality

with his fellows. Among the pets of the establishment are a youthful

black bear that spends much of its time in climbing up and down a post on

the lawn, a recently captured monkey that utters cries of alarm and looks

badly frightened when approached by a white person, and a pair of spotted

deer. These, together with several hunting dogs that delight in taking

wanton liberties with the bear and deer, form quite a happy, though not

altogether trustful family party in the grounds.

The day's rest does me a world of good, and upon resuming my journey the

voice of my own experience is augmented by the advice of my entertainers,

in warning me against overexertion and fatigue in so trying a climate as

India. It has rained during the night, and the early morning is signalled

by cooler weather than has yet been experienced from Lahore. Companies of

tall Sikhs, magnificent-looking fellows, in their trim karki uniforms and

monster turbans, are drilling within the native-infantry lines as I wheel

through the broad avenues of one of the finest cantonments in all India,

and English officers and their wives are taking the morning air on

horseback.

This splendid cantonment contains no less than seven thousand two hundred

and twenty acres and might well be termed a magnificent park throughout.

It is in the hilly tracts of the Umballa district that the curious custom

prevails of placing infants beneath little cascades of water so that the

stream of water shall steadily descend on the head. The cool water of

some mountain-rivulet is converted into a number of streams appropriate

for the purpose, by means of bamboo ducts or spouts. The infants are

brought thither in the morning by their mothers and placed in proper

position on beds of grass; the trickling water, pouring on their heads,

keeps the brain cool and is popularly supposed to be efficacious in the

prevention of many infantile diseases peculiar to the country. Children

not subjected to this curious hydropathic treatment are said to generally

die young, or grow up weaklings in comparison with the others.

A sudden freshet in the ordinarily shallow and partially dry bed of the

Donglee River tells of the heaviness of last night's rainstorm among the

hills, and compels a halt of a couple of hours until the rapidly

subsiding water gets low enough to admit of fording it with a native

bullock gharri. A branch of the same stream is crossed in a similar

manner, and yet a third river, a few miles farther, has to be crossed on

a curious raft made of a number of buoyant earthenware jars fixed in a

bamboo frame. A splendid bridge spans the swollen torrent of the more

formidable Markunda, and the well-metalled highway now cuts a wide

straight swath through inundated jungle. A big wild monkey, the first of

his species thus far encountered on the road, utters a shrill squeak of

apprehension at seeing the bicycle come bowling down the road, and in his

fright he leaps from the branches of a road-side tree into the shallow

water and escapes into the jungle with frantic leaps and bounds.

Travelling leisurely, and resting often, for thirty miles, the afternoon

brings me to the small town of Peepli, where a dak bungalow provides food

and shelter of a certain kind. The sleeping-accommodation of the dak

bungalow may hardly be described as luxurious; ants and other insects

swarm in myriads, and lizards drag their slimy length about the timber of

the walls and ceiling. The wild jungle encroaches on the village, and the

dak bungalow occupies an isolated position at one end. The jungle

resounds with the strange noises of animals and birds, and a friendly

native, who speaks a little English, confides the joyful information that

the deadly cobra everywhere abounds.

For the first time it is cool enough to sleep without the services of the

punkah-wallah, and not a soul remains about the dak bungalow after

nightfall. The night is dark and cloudy, but not by any means silent, for

the "noises of the night" are multitudinous and varied, ranging from the

tuneful croaking of innumerable frogs to the yelping chorus of the

jackals-the weird nocturnal concert of the Indian jungle, a musical

melange far easier to imagine than describe. About ten o'clock, out from

the gloomy depths of the jungle near by is suddenly heard the

unmistakable caterwauling of a panther, followed by that cunning

arch-dissembler's inimitable imitation of a child in distress. As though

awed and paralyzed by this revelation of the panther's dread presence,

the chirping and juggling and p-r-r-r-ring and yelping of inferior

creatures cease as if by mutual impulse moved, and the pitter-patter of

little feet are heard on the clay floor of my bungalow. The cry of the

forest prowler is repeated, nearer than before to my quarters, and

presently something hops up on the foot of the charpoy on which my

recumbent form is stretched; and still continues the pattering of feet on

the floor. It is pitchy dark within the bungalow, and, uncertain of the

nature of my strange visitant, I kick and "qu-e-e-k" at him and scare him

off; but, evidently terrorized by the appearance of the panther, the next

minute he again invades my couch.

To have one's room turned nolens volens into a place of refuge for timid

animals, hiding from a prowling panther which is not unlikely to follow

them inside, is anything but a desirable experience in the dark. Should

his panthership come nosing inside the bungalow, in his eagerness to

secure something for supper he might not pause to discriminate between

brute and human; and as his awe-inspiring voice is heard again,

apparently quite near by, I deem it expedient to warn him off. So

reaching my Smith & Wesson from under the pillow, I fire a shot up into

the thatched roof. The little intruders, whatever they may be, scamper

out of the bungalow, nor wait upon the order of their going, and a loud

scream some distance away a moment later tells of the panther's rapid

retreat into the depths of the jungle.

Soon a courageous bull-frog gives utterance to a subdued, hesitative

croak; his excellent example is quickly followed by others; answering

noises spring up in every direction, and ere long the midnight concert of

the jungle is again in full melody.

A comparatively cooling breeze blows across flooded jungle and rice-field

in the morning. The country around resembles a shallow lake from out of

which the rank vegetation of the jungle rears its multiform foliage; much

of the water is merely the temporary overflow of the Markunda, silently

moving through the shady forest, but over the more permanently submerged

areas is gathered a thick green scum. Not unlike a broad expanse of level

meadow-land do some of these open spaces seem, and the yellow, fallen

blossoms of the gum arabic trees, scattered thickly about, are the

buttercups spangling and beautifying the meadows.

Forty-eight miles from Umballa the Grand Trunk road leads through the

civil lines and past the towering walls of ancient Kurnaul. Formerly on

the banks of the river Jumna, Kurnaul is now removed several miles from

that stream, owing to the wayward trick of Indian rivers carving out for

themselves new channels during seasons of extraordinary flood. The city

is old beyond the records of history, its name and fame glimmering

faintly in the dim and distant perspective of ancient Hindostani legend

and mythical tales. Within the last few hundred years, Kurnaul has been

taken and retaken, plundered and destroyed, by Sikh, Rajput, Mogul, and

Mahratta freebooters, and was occupied in 1795 by the celebrated

adventurer George Thomas, who figured so largely in the military history

of India during the latter part of the last century. Here also was fought

the great battle between Nadir Shah and Mohammed Shah, the Emperor of

Delhi, that resulted in the defeat of the latter, the subsequent looting

of Delhi, and the carrying off to Persia of the famous peacock throne.

Splendid water-tanks, spreading banyans, feathery date-palms, and

toddy-palms render the suburbs of Kurnaul particularly attractive, these

days; but the place is unhealthy, being very low and the surrounding

country subject to the overflow that induces fever.

A letter of introduction from Umballa to Mr. D, deputy commissioner at

Kurnaul, insures me hospitable recognition and creature comforts upon

reaching the latter place at 9 a.m. Spending the heat of mid-day in Mr. D

's congenial society, recounting the incidents of my journey and learning

in return much valuable information in regard to India, I continue on my

journey again when the fiercest heat of the sun has subsided in favor of

the slightly more tolerable evening. The country grows more and more

interesting from various standpoints as my progression carries me

southward. Not only does it become intensely interesting by reason of its

historical associations in connection with the old Mogul Empire, but in

its peculiar aspect of Indian life to-day. Monkeys are hopping about all

over the place, moving leisurely about the roofs and walls of the

villages, or complacently examining one another's phrenological

peculiarities beneath the trees. About the streets, shops, and houses

these mischievous anthropoids are seen in droves, moving hither and

thither at their own sweet will, as much at home as the human occupants

and owners of the houses themselves.

Monkeys, being held sacred by the Hindoos, are allowed to remain in the

towns and villages unmolested, doing pretty much as they please.

Sometimes they swarm in such numbers that eternal vigilance alone keeps

them from devouring the fruit, grain, and other eatables displayed for

sale in front of the shops. When they get to be an insufferable nuisance,

although the pious Hindoos would suffer from their depredations even to

ruin rather than do them injury, they offer no objections to being

relieved of their charges by the government officials, so long as the

measures taken are not of a sanguinary nature. Sometimes the monkeys are

caught and shipped off in car-loads to some point miles away and turned

loose in the jungle. The appearance of a car-load of these exiles,

however, always excites the sympathies of the pious Hindoo, and instances

have been known when they have been stealthily liberated while the train

was waiting at some other town.

An effectual remedy has been recently discovered in cleaning out colonies

of the smaller varieties of monkeys and inducing them to remove somewhere

else, by introducing into their midst a certain warlike and aggressive

variety from somewhere in the Himalaya foot-hills. This particular race

of monkey, being a veritable anthropoidal Don Juan among his fellows,

when turned loose in a village commences making violent love to the wives

and sweethearts of the resident monkeys. The faithless fair, ever ready

for coquetry and flirtation, flattered beyond measure by the attentions

of the gallant stranger, forsake their first loves by the wholesale, and

bask shamelessly in the sunshine of his favor. The result is that the

outraged males, afraid to attack the warlike libertine so rudely

introduced into their peaceful community, gather up their erring spouses,

giddy daughters, and small children and betake themselves off forever.

Not far from Kurnaul I overtake an interesting party of gypsies, moving

with their bag and baggage piled on the backs of diminutive cows led by

strings. Numbers of the smaller children also bestride the gentle little

bovines, but the rest of the party are afoot. The ruling passion of the

Romany, the wide world over, asserts itself at my approach; brown-bodied

youngsters with sparkling, coal-black eyes race after the bicycle,

holding out their hands and begging, "pice, sahib, pice, pice."

Facsimile in cry and gesture almost, and in appearance, are these

Hindostani gypsies of their relatives in distant Hungary, who, fifteen

months before, raced alongside the bicycle, and begged for "kreuzer,

kreuzer." Many ethnologists believe India to have been the original

abiding place of the now widely scattered Romanies; certain it is that no

country and no clime would be so well adapted to their shiftless habits

and wandering tent-life as India. Their language, subjected to analysis,

has been traced in a measure to Sanscrit roots, and although spread

pretty much all over the surface of the globe, this strange, romantic

people are said to recognize one another by a common language, even

should the one hail from India and the other from the frozen North.

Certain professors claim to have discovered a connecting link between the

gypsies of the Occident and the Jats of the Punjab.

A boy tending a sacred cow undertakes to drive that worshipful animal out

of my way as he sees me come bowling briskly down the road. The bovine,

pampered and treated with the greatest deference and consideration from

her earliest calfhood, resents this treatment by making a short but

determined spurt after me as I sweep past. Whether the sacred cows of

India are spoiled by generations of overindulgence, or whether the

variety is constitutionally evil-tempered does not appear, but they one

and all take pugnacious exception to the bicycle. Spurting away from a

chasing Brahmani cow is an every-day experience.

Mr. D has kindly telegraphed from Kurnaul to Nawab Ali Ahmed Khan, a

hospitable Mohammedan gentleman at Paniput, apprising him of my coming.

More ancient even than Kurnaul, Paniput's vast antiquity is reputed to

extend back to the period of the great Pandava War described in the

Mahabharat, and supposed to have been fought nearly four thousand years

ago. The city occupies a commanding position to the left of the road, and

is rendered conspicuous by several white marble domes and minarets.

The nawab and another native gentleman, physician to the Paniput

Hospital, are seated in a dog-cart watching for my appearance, at a fork

in the road near one of the city gates. The nawab's place is a mile and a

half off the main road, but the smooth, level kunkah leads right up to

the fine, commodious bungalow, in which I am duly installed. A tepid

bath, prepared in deference to the nawab's anticipation of my preference,

is awaiting my pleasure, and from the moment of arrival I am the

recipient of unstinted attention. A large reclining chair is placed

immediately beneath the punkah, and a punkah-wallah, ambitious to please,

causes the frilled hangings of this desirable and necessary piece of

furniture to wave vigorously to and fro but a foot or eighteen inches

above my head. A smiling servant kneels at my feet and proceeds to knead

and "groom" the muscles of the legs. Judging from the attentions lavished

upon my pedal extremities, one might well imagine me to be a race-horse

that had just endeared himself to his groom and owner by winning the

Derby.

An ample supper is followed by a most refreshing sleep, and in the

morning, when ready to depart, my watchful attendants present themselves

with broad smiles and sheets of paper. Each one wants a certificate

showing that he has contributed to my comfort and entertainment, and

lastly comes the nawab himself and his bosom friend, the hospital doctor,

to bid me farewell and request the same favor. This certificate-foible is

one of the greatest bores in India; almost every native who performs any

service for a Sahib, whether in the capacity of a mere waiter at a native

hotel, or as retainer of some wealthy nabob--and not infrequently

the nabob himself, if a government official--wants a testimonial

expressing one's approval of his services. An old servitor who has

mingled much among Europeans must have whole reams of these useless

articles stowed away. What in the world they want with them is something

of a puzzler; though the idea is, probably, that they might come in

useful to obtain a situation some time or other.

South of Paniput the trees alongside the road are literally swarming with

monkeys; they file in long strings across the road, looking anxiously

behind, evidently frightened at the strange appearance of the bicycle.

Shinnying up the toddy-palms, they ensconce themselves among the foliage

and peer curiously down at me as I wheel past, giving vent to their

perturbation in excited cries. Twenty-five miles down the road, an hour

is spent beneath a grove of shady peepuls, watching the amusing antics of

a troop of monkeys in the branches. Their marvellous activity among the

trees is here displayed to perfection, as they quarrel and chase one

another from tree to tree. The old ones seem passively irritable and

decidedly averse to being bothered by the antics and mischievous activity

of the youngsters. Taking possession of some particular branch, they warn

away all would-be intruders with threatening grimaces and feints. The

youthful members of the party are skillful of pranks and didoes, carried

on to the great annoyance of their more aged and sedate relatives, who,

in revenge, put in no small portion of their time punishing or pursuing

them with angry cries for their deeds of wanton annoyance. One monkey,

that has very evidently been there many and many a time before on the

same thievish errand, with an air of amusing secrecy and roguishness,

slips quickly along a horizontal bough and thrusts its arm into a hole.

Its eyes wander guiltily around, as though expectant of detection and

attack--an apprehension that quickly justifies itself in the shape of a

blue-plumaged bird that flutters angrily about the robber's head, causing

it to beat a hasty retreat. Birds' eggs are the booty it expected to

find, and, me-thinks, as I note the number and activity of the

freebooters to whom birds' eggs would be most toothsome morsels, watchful

indeed must be the parent-bird whose maternal ambition bears its

legitimate fruit in this monkey-infested grove. In me the monkeys seem to

recognize a possible enemy, and at my first appearance hasten to hide

themselves among the thickest foliage; peering; cautiously down, they

yield themselves up to excited chattering and broad grimaces.

Peacocks, too, are strutting majestically about the greensward beneath

the trees, their gorgeous tails expanded, or, perched on some horizontal

branch, they awake the screaming echoes in reply to others of their

kindred calling in the jungle. In the same way that monkeys are regarded

and worshipped as the representatives of the great mythological

monkey-king Hanumiin, who assisted Kama, in his war with Havana for the

possession of Sita, so is the peacock revered and held sacred as the bird

upon which rode Kartikeya the god of war and commander-in-chief of the

armies of the Puranic gods. Thus do both these denizens of the jungle

obtain immunity from harm at the hands of the natives, by reason of

mythological association. English sportsmen shoot them, however, except

in certain specified districts where the government has made their

killing prohibitory, in deference to the religious prejudices of the

Hindoos. The Rajput warriors of Ulwar used to march to battle with a

peacock's feather in their turbans; they believe that the reason why this

fine-plumaged bird screams so loudly when it thunders is because it

mistakes the noise for the roll of war-drums. Large, two-storied

passenger-vans, drawn sometimes by one camel and sometimes two, are now

frequently encountered; they are regular two-storied cages, with iron

bars, like the animal-vans in a menagerie. The passengers squat on the

floors, and when travelling at night, or through wild districts, are

locked in between stages to guard against surprise and robbery.

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