CHAPTER XIII.

ROUNDABOUT TO INDIA.

Baku looks the inartistic, business-like place it is, occupying the base

of brown, verdureless hills. Scarcely a green thing is visible to relieve

the dull, drab aspect roundabout, and only the scant vegetation of a few

gardens relieves the city a trifle itself. To the left of the city the

slopes of one hill are dotted with neatly kept Christian cemeteries, and

the slopes of another display the disorderly multitude of tombstones

characteristic of the graveyards of Islam. On the right are seen numbers

of big iron petroleum-tanks similar to those in the oil regions of

Pennsylvania. Numbers of petroleum-schooners are riding at anchor in the

harbor, and two or three small steamers are moored to the dock.

Our steamer moves up alongside a stout wooden wharf, the gang-plank is

ran out, and the passengers permitted to file ashore. A cordon of police

prevents them passing down the wharf, while custom-house officers examine

their baggage. We are, of course, merely in transit through the country;

more than that, the Russian authorities seem anxious, for some reason, to

make a very favorable impression upon us two Central Asian travellers; so

a special officer comes aboard, takes our passports, and with an

excessive show of politeness refuses to take more than a mere formal

glance at our traps. A horde of ragamuffin porters struggle desperately

for the privilege of carrying the passengers' baggage. Poor, half-starved

wretches they seem, reminding me, in their rags and struggles, of

desperate curs quarrelling savagely over a bone. American porter's strive

for passengers' baggage for the sake of making money; with these

Russians, it seems more like a fierce resolve to obtain the wherewithal

to keep away starvation. Burly policemen, armed with swords, like the

gendarmerie of France, and in blue uniforms, assail the wretched porters

and strike them brutally in the face, or kick them in the stomach,

showing no more consideration than if they were maltreating the merest

curs. Such brutality on the one hand, and abject servility and human

degradation on the other is to be seen only in the land of the Czar.

Servility, it is true exists everywhere in Asia, but only in Russia does

one find the other extreme of coarse brutality constantly gloating over

it and abusing it.

Our stay in Baku is limited to a few hours. We are to take the train for

Tiflis the same afternoon, as we land at two o'clock so can spare no time

to see much of the city or of the oil-refineries.

Summoning one of the swarm of drosky-drivers that beset the exit from the

wharf, we are soon tearing over the Belgian blocks to the Hotel de

l'Europe. The Russian drosky-driver, whether in Baku or in Moscow, seems

incapable of driving at a moderate pace. Over rough streets or smooth he

plies the cruel whip, shouts vile epithets at his half-wild steed, and

rattles along at a furious pace.

Baku is the first Europeanized city either R------or I have been in for

many months; the rows of shops, the saloons, drug-stores, barber-shops,

and, above all, the hotels--how we appreciate it all after the bazaars

and wretched serais of Persia!

We patronize a barber-shop, and find the tonsorial accommodations equal

in every respect to those of America. One of the chairs is occupied by a

Cossack officer. He is the biggest dandy in the way of a Cossack we have

yet seen. Scarce had we thought it possible that one of these hardy

warriors of the Caucasus could blossom forth in the make-up that bursts

upon our astonished vision in this Baku barber-chair. The top-boots he

wears are the shiniest of patent leather from knee to toe; lemon-colored

silk or satin is the material of the long, gown-like coat that

distinguishes the Cossack from all others. His hair is parted in the

middle to a hair, and smoothed carefully with perfumed pomade; his

mustache is twirled and waxed, his face powdered, and eyebrows pencilled.

A silver-jointed belt, richly chased, encircles his waist, and the

regulation row of cartridge-pockets across his breast are of the same

material. He wears a short sword, the hilt and scabbard of which display

the elaborate wealth of ornament affected by the Circassians. During the

forenoon we take a stroll about the city afoot, but the wind is high, and

clouds of dust sweep down the streets. A Persian in gown and turban steps

quietly up behind us in a quiet street, and asks if we are mollahs. We

know his little game, however, and gruffly order him off. The houses of

Baku are mostly of rock and severely simple in architecture; they look

like prisons and warehouses mostly--massive and gloomy.

Everywhere, everywhere, hovers the shadow of the police. One seems to

breathe dark suspicion and mistrust in the very air. The people in the

civil walks of life all look like whipped curs. They wear the expression

of people brooding over some deep sorrow. The crape of dead liberty seems

to be hanging on every door-knob. Nobody seems capable of smiling; one

would think the shadow of some great calamity is hanging gloomily over

the city. Nihilism and discontent run riot in the cities of the Caucasus;

government spies and secret police are everywhere, and the people on the

streets betray their knowledge of the fact by talking little and always

in guarded tones.

Our stay at the hotel is but a few hours, but eleven domestics range

themselves in a row to wait upon our departure and to smirk and extend

their palms for tips as we prepare to go. No country under the sun save

the Caucasus could thus muster eleven expectant menials on the strength

of one meal served and but three hours actual occupation of our rooms.

Another wild Jehu drives us to the station of the Tiflis & Baku Railway,

and he loses a wheel and upsets us into the street on the way. The

station is a stone building, strong enough almost for a fort. Military

uniforms adorn every employee, from the supercilious station-master to

the ill-paid wretch that handles our baggage. Mine is the first bicycle

the Tiflis & Baku Railroad has ever carried. Having no precedent to

govern themselves by, and, withal, ever eager to fleece and overcharge,

the railway officials charge double rates for it; that is, twice as much

as an ordinary package of the same weight. No baggage is carried free on

the Tiflis & Baku Railroad except what one takes with him in the

passenger coach.

The cars are a compromise between the American style and those of

England. They are divided into several compartments, but the partitions

have openings that enable one to pass from end to end of the car. The

doors are in the end compartments, but lead out of the side, there being

no platform outside, nor communication between the cars. The seats are

upholstered in gray plush and are provided with sliding extensions for

sleeping at night. Overhead a second tier of berths unfolds for sleeping.

No curtains are employed; the arrangements are only intended for

stretching one's self out without undressing. The engines employed on the

Tiflis & Baku Railway are without coal-tenders. They burn the residue of

petroleum, which is fed to the flames in the form of spray by an

atomizer. A small tank above the furnace holds the liquid, and a pipe

feeds it automatically to the fire-box. The result of this excellent

arrangement is spontaneous conversion into flame, a uniformly hot fire,

cleanliness aboard the engine, a total absence of cinders, and almost an

absence of smoke. The absence of a tender gives the engine a peculiar,

bob-tailed appearance to the unaccustomed eye.

The speed of our train is about twenty miles an hour, and it starts from

Baku an hour behind the advertised time. For the first few miles unfenced

fields of ripe wheat characterize the landscape, and a total absence of

trees gives the country a dreary aspect. The day is Sunday, but peasants,

ragged and more wretched-looking than any seen in Persia, are harvesting

grain. The carts they use are most peculiar vehicles, with wheels eight

or ten feet in diameter. The tremendous size of the wheels is understood

to materially lighten their draught. After a dozen miles the country

develops into barren wastes, as dreary and verdureless as the deserts of

Seistan. At intervals of a mile the train whirls past a solitary stone

hut occupied by the family of the watchman or section-hand. Sometimes a

man stands out and waves a little flag, and sometimes a woman. Whether

male or female, the flag-signaller is invariably an uncouth bundle of

rags. The telegraph-poles consist of lengths of worn-out rail, with an

upper section of wood on which to fasten the insulators. These make

substantial poles enough, but have a make-shift look, and convey the

impression of financial weakness to the road. The stations are often

quite handsome structures of mingled stone and brickwork. The names are

conspicuously exposed in Russian and Persian and Circassian. Beer, wine,

and eatables are exposed for sale at a lunch-counter, and pedlers vend

boiled lobsters, fish, and fruit about the platforms. On the platform of

every station hangs a bell with a string attached to the tongue. When

almost ready for the train to start, an individual, invested with the

dignity of a military cap with a red stripe, jerks this string slowly and

solemnly thrice. Half a minute later another man in a full military

uniform blows a shrill whistle; yet a third warning, in the shape of a

smart toot from the engine itself, and the train pulls out. Full half the

crowd about the stations appear to be in military uniform; the remainder

are a heterogeneous company, embracing the modern Russian dandy, who

affects the latest Parisian fashions, the Circassians and Georgians in

picturesque attire, and the ever-present ragamuffin moujik. At one

station we pass an institution peculiarly Russian--a railway

prison-car conveying convicts eastward. It resembles an ordinary box-car,

with iron grating toward the top. We can see the poor wretches peeping

through the bars, and the handcuffs on their wrists. Outside at either

end is a narrow platform, where stands, with loaded guns and fixed

bayonets, a guard of four soldiers.

Once or twice before dark the train stops to replenish the engine's

supply of fuel. Elevated iron tanks containing a supply of the liquid

fuel take the place of the coal-sheds familiar to ourselves. The

petroleum is supplied to the smaller tank on the engine through a pipe,

as is water to the reservoir.

Such villages as we pass are the most unlovely clusters of mud hovels

imaginable. Only the people are interesting, and the life of the railway

itself. The Circassian peasantry are picturesque in bright colors, and

the thin veneering of Western civilization spread over the semi-barbarity

of the Russian officials and first-class passengers is an interesting

study in itself.

We have been promising ourselves a day in Tiflis, the old Georgian

capital, and now the head-quarters of the Russian army of the Caucasus,

which our friends of the French scientific party said we would find

interesting.

We find it both pleasant and interesting, for here are all modern

improvements of hotel and street, as well as English telegraph officers,

one a former acquaintance at Teheran. Tiflis now claims about one hundred

and sixty thousand inhabitants, and is situated quite picturesquely in

the narrow valley of the Kur. The old Georgian quarters still retain

their Oriental appearance--gabled houses, narrow, crooked streets, and

filth. The modernized, or European, portion of the city contains broad

streets, rows of shops in which is displayed everything that could be

found in any city in Europe, and street-railways.

These latter were introduced in 1882, and at first met with fierce

antagonism from the drosky-drivers, who swarm here as in every city in

Russia. These wild Jehus of the Caucasus expected the tram-cars to turn

out the same as any other vehicle. Four people were killed by collisions

the first day. Severe punishment had to be resorted to in order to stop

the hostility of the drosky-drivers against the strange innovation.

The day is spent in seeing the city and visiting the hot sulphur baths

and in the evening we attend a big bal masque in a suburban garden. A

regimental band of fifty pieces plays "Around the World," by order of

Prince Nicholas F, who exerts himself to make things pleasant for us in

the garden. The famed beauties of Georgia, Circassia, and Mingrelia,

masked and costumed, promenade and waltz with Russian officers, and

sometimes join Circassian officers in a charming native dance.

We spend our promised clay in Tiflis, enjoy it thoroughly, and then

proceed to Batoum. The Tiflis railway-station is a splendid building,

with fountains and broad nights of stone terrace leading up to it from

the street behind. Our drosky-driver rattles up to the foot of these

terraced approaches at 8 a.m., and draws up a steed with an abruptness

peculiar to the half-wild Jehus of the Caucasus. The same employee of the

Hotel de Londres who had mysteriously hailed us by name from the platform

as our train glided in from Baku the morning before, accompanies us to

the depot now. All English travellers in Russia are supposed to be

millionaires; all Americans, possessed of unlimited wealth. Bearing this

in mind, our Russian-Armenian henchman has from first to last been most

assiduous in his attentions, paying out of his own pocket the few odd

copecks to porters carrying our luggage up from drosky to depot, in order

to save us bother.

The station is crowded with people going away themselves or seeing

friends off. As usual, the military overshadows and predominates

everything. Between civilians and the wearers of military uniforms one

plainly observes in a Russian Caucasus crowd that no love is lost. The

strained relationship between the native population and the military

aliens from the north is generally made the more conspicuous by the

comparative sociability of the Georgians among themselves and kindred

people of the Caucasus. Circassian officers in their picturesque uniforms

and beautifully chased swords and pistols mingle sociably with the

civilians, and are evidently great favorites; but that the blue-coated,

white-capped Russians are hated with a bitter, sullen hatred requires no

penetrating eye to see. The military brutality that crushed the brave and

warlike people of Georgia, Circassia, and Mingrelia, and well-nigh

depopulated the country, has left sore wounds that will take the wine and

oil of time many a generation to heal completely up.

With an inner consciousness of duty well done and services faithfully

rendered, our friend from the hotel flicks off our seats in the car with

the tail of his long linen duster. Not that they need dusting; but as a

gentle reminder of the extraordinary care he has bestowed upon us, in

little things as well as in bigger, during our brief acquaintance with

him, he dusts them off. That last attentive flick of his coat-tail is the

finishing touch of an elaborate retrospective panorama we are expected to

conjure up of the valuable services he has rendered us, and for which he

is now justly entitled to his reward.

The customary three bells are struck, the inevitable military-looking

official blows shrilly on his little whistle, and still the train

lingers; lastly, the engine toots, however, and we pull slowly out of

Tiflis. The town lies below us to the left, the River Kur follows us

around a bend, the train speeds through deep gravel cuttings, and when we

emerge from them the Georgian capital is no longer visible.

Between Baku and Tiflis, the Caucasus Railway runs for the most part

through a flat, uninteresting country. Wastes as dreary and desolate as

the steppes of Central Russia or the deserts of Turkestan sometimes

stretched away to the horizon on either side of the track. At other

points were gray, verdureless slopes and rocky buttes, or saline

mud-flats that looked like the old bed of some ancient sea. Occasional

oases of life appeared here and there, a few wheat-fields and a wretched

mud-built village, or a picturesque scene of smoke-browned tents, gayly

dressed nomads, and grazing flocks and herds. At night we had passed

through a grassy steppe, a facsimile of the rolling prairies of the West.

Though but the 6th of June, the country was parched, and the grass dried,

as it stood, into hay by the heat and drought. We saw at one point a wide

sweep of flame that set the darkening sky aglow and caused the

railway-rails ahead to gleam. It was the steppe on fire--another

reproduction of a Far Western prairie scene.

All this had changed as we woke up an hour before reaching Tiflis. The

country became green, lovely, and populous in comparison. The people

seemed less 'ragged, poverty-stricken, and wretched; the native women

wore garments of brightest red and blue; the men put on more style, with

their long Circassian coats and ornamental daggers, than I had yet

observed. East of Tiflis, the Caucasus Hallway may, roughly speaking, be

said to traverse the dreary wastes of an Asiatic country; west of it to

wind around among the green hills and forest-clad heights of Europe's

southeastern extremity. Lovelier and more beautifully green grows the

country, and more interesting, too, grow the people and the towns, as our

train speeds westward toward Batoum and the Black Sea coast. Everything

about the railway, also, seems to be more prosperous, and better

equipped. The improvised telegraph poles of worn-out lengths of rail seen

east of Tiflis give place to something more becoming. Sometimes we speed

for miles past ordinary cedar poles, procured, no doubt, from the

mountain forests near at hand. Occasionally are stretches of iron poles

imported from England, and then poles composed of two iron railway-rails

clamped together. For much of the way we see the splendidly equipped

Indo-European Telegraph Company's line, the finest telegraph line in the

world. Equipped with substantial iron poles throughout, and with every

insulator covered with an iron cap in countries where the half-civilized

natives are wont to do them damage, this line runs through the various

countries of Europe and Asia to Teheran, Persia, where it joins hands

with the British Government line to India.

Following along the valley of the River Kur, our train is sometimes

rattling along up a wild gorge between rugged heights whose sides are

bristling with dark coniferous growth, or more precipitous, with huge

jagged rocks and the variegated vegetation of the Caucasus strewn in wild

confusion. Again, we emerge upon a peaceful grassy valley, lovely enough

to have been the Happy Valley of Rasselas, and walled in almost

completely with forest-clad mountains. Through it, perhaps, there winds a

mountain stream, fed by welling springs and hidden rivulets, and on the

stream is sure to be a town or village. An old Georgian town it would be,

picturesque but dirty, built, too, with an eye to security from attack.

One town is particularly noteworthy--not a very large town, but more

important, doubtless, in times past than now. Out of the valley there

rises a rocky butte, abrupt almost as though it were some monstrous

vegetable growth. On the summit of this natural fortress some old

Georgian chief had, in the good old days of independence, built a massive

castle, and nestling beneath its protecting shadow around the base of the

butte is the town, a picturesque town of adobe and wattle walls and

quaint red tiles. So intensely verdant is the valley, so thickly wooded

the dark surrounding mountains, so brown the walls, so red the tiles, and

so picturesque the elevated castle, that even K goes into raptures, and

calls the picture beautiful.

The improvement in the Russian telegraph line, perhaps, owes something to

its brief association with the invading stranger from England; and now

among the sublime loveliness of this Caucasian Switzerland one finds the

station-houses built with far more pretence to the picturesque than on

the barren steppes toward Baku and the Caspian. Here is the Caucasia of

our youthful dreams, and the mystic hills and vales whence Mingrelian

princes issued forth to deeds of valor in old romantic tales. Urchins,

small mountaineers, more picturesquely clad than anything seen in Alpine

Italy, even, now offer us little baskets of wild strawberries at ten

copecks a basket-strawberries they and their little brothers and sisters

have gathered this very morning at the foot of the hills. The cuisine at

the lunch-counters embraces fresh trout from neighboring mountain

streams, caught by vagrant Mingrelian Isaac Waltons, who bring them in on

strings of plaited grass to sell.

Humorous scenes sometimes enliven our stops at the stations. The Russian

warnings for travellers to seek the train before it is everlastingly too

late cover fully a minute of time. First come three raps of a bell

suspended on the platform, afterward a station employe blows a little

whistle, and lastly comes a toot from the engine itself, by way of an

ultimatum. Once this afternoon a woman leaves the train to enter the

waiting-room for something. Just as she is entering, the station-man

rings the bell. The woman, evidently unaccustomed to railway travel,

rushes hastily back to the train. Everybody greets her performance with

good-natured merriment. Finding the train not pulling out, and encouraged

by some of the passengers, the woman ventures to try it again. As she

reaches the waiting-room door, the station-man blows a shrill blast on

his whistle. The woman rushes back, as before. Again the people laugh,

and again words of encouragement tempt her to venture back again. This

time it is the toot of the engine that brings that poor female scurrying

back across the platform amid the unsympathetic laughter of her

fellow-passengers, and this time the train really starts. From this it

would appear that too many signals are quite as objectionable at

railway-stations as not signals enough. Every stoppage at a lunch-counter

station, or where venders of things edible come on the platform, gives us

opportunity to turn our minds judicially upon the civilization of our

fellow first-class passengers. They present a curious combination of

French fashion and polite address, on the one hand, and want of taste and

ignorance of civilization's usages on the other. Gentlemen and ladies,

dressed in the latest Parisian fashions, stand out on the platform and

devour German sausage or dig their teeth into big chunks of yellow cheese

with the gusto of half-starved barbarians.

We double our engines--our compact, tenderless, petroleum-burning

engines--at the foot of the Suran Pass. At its base, a stream disappears

in an arched cave at the foot of a towering rocky cliff, and I have

bethought me since of whether, like Allan Quatermain's subterranean

stream, it would, if followed, reveal things heretofore unseen. And so we

climb the lovely Suran Pass, rattle down the western slope upon the Black

Sea coast, and reach Batoum at 11 p.m.

As the chief mercantile port of the Caucasus, Batoum is an important

shipping point. By the famous Berlin treaty it was made a free port; but

nothing is likely to remain free any length of time upon which the

Russian bear has managed to lay his greedy paw. Consequently, Batoum is

now afflicted with all sorts of commercial taxes and restrictions,

peculiar to a protective and autocratic semi-Oriental government.

Notwithstanding this, however, ships from various European ports crowd

its harbor, for not only is it the shipping point of Baku petroleum, but

also the port of entry for much of the Persian and Central Asian

importations from Europe. An oil-pipe line is seriously contemplated from

Baku to replace the iron-tank cars now run on the railroad.

Big fortifications are under headway to protect the harbor; its strategic

importance as the terminus of the Caucasus Railway and the shipping point

for troops and war material making Batoum a place of special solicitation

on the part of the Russian military authorities. R------and I walk around

and take a look at the fortification works, as well as one can do this;

but no strangers are allowed very near, and we are conscious of close

surveillance the whole time we are walking out near the scene of

operations.

A pleasant day in Batoum, and we take passage aboard a Messageries

Maritimes steamer for Constantinople. Late at night we depart, amid the

glare and music of a violent thunder-storm, and in the morning wake up in

the roadstead of Trebizond.

To fully realize the difference between mock-civilization and the genuine

article, one cannot do better than to transfer from a Russian Caspian

steamer to a Messageries Maritimes. The Russians affect French methods

and manners in pretty much everything; but the thinness and transparency

of the varnish becomes very striking in contrast aboard the steamers.

The scenery along the Anatolian coast is striking and lovely in the

extreme as we steam along in full view of it all next day. It is

mountainous the whole distance, but the prospect is charmingly variable.

Sometimes the mountains are heavily wooded down to the water's edge, and

sometimes the slopes are prettily chequered with clearings and

cultivation.

More and more lovely it grows next day, as we pass Samsoon, celebrated

throughout the East for chibouque tobacco; Sinope, memorable as the place

where the first blow of the Crimean War was delivered; and, on the

morning of the third day, Ineboli, the "town of wines."

On the evening of the third day we lay off the entrance to the Bosphorus

till morning, when we steam down that charming strait to Constantinople.

It is almost a year since I took, in company with our friend Shelton Bey,

a pleasure trip up the Bosphorus and gazed for the first time on its

wondrous beauties. I have seen considerable since, but the Bosphorus

looks as fresh and lovely as ever.

While yielding as full a measure of praise to the Bosphorus as any of its

most ardent admirers, I would, however, at the same time, recommend those

in search of lovely coast scenery to take a coasting voyage along the

southern shore of the Black Sea in June. I have no hesitation in saying

that the traveller who goes into raptures over the beauties of the

Bosphorus would, if he saw it, include the whole Anatolian coast to

Batoum.

Several very pleasant days are spent in Constantinople, talking over my

Central Asian adventures with former acquaintances and seeing the city.

But as these were pretty thoroughly described in Volume I., there is no

need of repetition here. With many regrets I part company with R, who has

proved a very pleasant companion indeed, and set sail for India.

The steamers of the Khedivial Line, plying between Constaninople and

Alexandria, have their mooring buoys near the Stamboul side of the Golden

Horn, between Seraglio Point and the Galata bridge. During the forenoon,

Shelton Bey, R--, and I had taken a caique and sought out from among

the crowd of shipping in the harbor the steamship Behera, of the

above-mentioned line, on which I have engaged my passage to Alexandria,

so that we should have no difficulty in finding it in the afternoon. In

the afternoon the Behera is found surrounded by a swarm of caiques,

bringing passengers and friends who have come aboard to see them off.

These slender-built craft are paddling about the black hull of the

steamer in busy confusion. A fussy and authoritative little police boat

seems to take a wanton delight in increasing the confusion by making

sallies in among them to see that newly arriving passengers have provided

themselves with the necessary passports, and that their baggage has been

duly examined at the custom-house. All is bustle and confusion aboard the

Behera, and in two hours after the advertised time (pretty prompt for an

Egyptian-owned boat) a tug-boat assists her from her moorings, paddles

glibly to one side, and in ten minutes Seraglio Point is rounded, and we

are steaming down the Marmora with the domes and minarets of the Ottoman

capital gradually vanishing to the rear.

People whose experience of steamship travel is confined to voyages in

western waters, and the orderliness and neatness aboard an Atlantic

steamer, can form little idea of the appearance aboard an Oriental

passenger boat. The small foredeck is reserved for the use of first and

second-class passengers; the remainder of the deck-room is pretty well

crowded with the most motley and picturesque gathering imaginable. Arabs

and Egyptians returning from a visit to Stamboul, pilgrims going to Mecca

via Egypt, Greeks, Levantines, and Armenians, all more or less

fantastically attired and occupying themselves in their own peculiar way.

The nomadic instinct of the Arabs asserts itself even on the deck of the

steamer; ere she is an hour from Stamboul they may be seen squatting in

little circles around small pans of charcoal, cooking their evening meal

in precisely the same manner in which they are wont to cook it in the

desert, leaving out, of course, the difference between camel chips and

charcoal.

The soothing "bubble bubble" of the narghileh is heard issuing from all

sorts of quiet corners, where dreamy-looking Turks are perched

cross-legged, happy and contented in the enjoyment of their beloved

water-pipe and in the silent contemplation of the moving scenes about

them. As we ply our way at a ten-knot speed through the blue waves of the

Marmora, and the sun sinks with a golden glow below the horizon, the

spirit moves one of the Mecca pilgrims to climb on top of a chicken coop

and shout "Allah-il!" for several minutes; the dangling ends of his

turban flutter in the fresh evening breeze, streaming out behind him as

he faces the east, and flapping in his swarthy face as he turns round

facing to the opposite point of the compass. His supplications seem to be

addressed to the dancing, white-capped waves, but the old Osmanlis mutter

"Allah, Allah," in response between meditative whiffs of the narghileh,

and the Arab and his fellow Mecca pilgrims swell the chorus with

deep-fetched sighs of "Allah, Ali Akbar!"

A narrow space is walled off with canvas for the exclusive use of the

female deck passengers, and in this enclosure scores of women and

children of the above-named nationalities are huddled together

indiscriminately for the night, packed, I should say, closer than

sardines in a tin box. Male sleepers and family groups are sprawled about

the deck in every conceivable position, and in walking from the foredeck

to the after-cabins by the ghostly glimmer of the ship's lanterns, one

has to pick his way cautiously among them. Woe to the person who attempts

this difficult feat without the aid of a good pair of sea-legs; he is

sure to be pitched head foremost by the motion of the vessel into the

bosom of some family peacefully snoozing in a promiscuous heap, or to

step on the slim, dusky figure of an Arab.

The ubiquitous Urasian who can speak "a leetle Inglis" soon betrays his

presence aboard by singling me out and proceeding to make himself

sociable. I am sitting on the foredeck perusing a late copy of a magazine

which I had obtained in Constantinople, when that inevitable individual

introduces himself by peeping at the corner of the magazine, and, with a

winning smile, deliberately spells out its name; and soon we are engaged

in as animated a discussion of the magazine as his limited knowledge of

English permits. After listening with much interest to the various

subjects of which it treats, he parades his profuse knowledge of

Anglo-Saxon athletics by asking: "Does it also speak of ballfoot?"

The cuisine in both first and second-class cabins aboard the Egyptian

liners is excellent, being served after the French style, with several

courses and wine ad libitum. At our table is one solitary female, a Greek

lady with an interesting habit of talking and gesticulating during

meal-times, and of promenading the fore-deck in a profoundly pensive mood

between meals. I have good reason to remember her former peculiarity, as

she accidentally knocks a bottle of wine over into my soup-plate while

gesticulating to a couple of Levantines across the table. She is a

curious woman in more respects than one: she always commences to pick her

teeth at the beginning of the meal, and between courses she sticks the

little wooden toothpick, pen-fashion, behind her ear. Being Greek, of

course she smokes cigarettes, and being Greek, of course she is also

arrayed in one of those queer-looking garments that resemble an inverted

cloth balloon, with the feet protruding from holes in the bottom. She

sometimes absent-mindedly keeps the toothpick behind her ear while

promenading the deck, and I have humbly thought that a woman promenading

pensively back and forth in the national Greek costume, smoking a

cigarette, and with a wooden toothpick behind her starboard ear, was

deserving of passing mention.

The chief engineer of the ship is an Englishman with a large experience

in the East; he has served with the late lamented General Gordon in the

suppression of the slave trade in the Red Sea, and was anchored in

Alexandria harbor during the last bombardment of the forts by the English

ships. "The best thing about the whole bombardment," he says, "was to see

the enthusiasm aboard the Yankee ships; the rigging swarmed with men,

waving hats and cheering the English gunners, and whenever a more telling

shot than usual struck the forts, wild hurrahs of approval from the

American sailors would make the welkin ring again."

"There was no holding the Yankee sailors back when the English were

preparing to go ashore," the old engineer continues, a gleam of

enthusiasm lighting up his face, "and it was arranged that they should go

ashore to protect the American Consulate--only to protect the

American Consulate, you know," and the engineer winks profoundly, and

thinking I might not comprehend the meaning of a profound wink, he winks

knowingly as he repeats, "only to protect the American Consulate, you

know." The engineer winds up by remarking: "That little affair in

Alexandria harbor taught me more about the true feeling between the

English and Americans than all the newspaper gabble on the subject put

together." We touch at Smyrna and the Piraeus, and at the latter place a

number of recently disbanded Greek soldiers come aboard; some are

Albanian Greeks whose costume is sufficiently fantastic to merit

description. Beginning at the feet, these extremities are incased in

moccasins of red leather, with pointed toes that turn upward and inward

and terminate in a black worsted ball. The legs look comfortable and

active in tights of coarse gray cloth, but the piece de resistance of the

costume is the kilt. This extends from the hips to the middle of the

thighs, and instead of being a simple plaited cloth, like the kilt of the

Scotch Highlanders, it consists of many folds of airy white material that

protrude in the fanciful manner of the stage costume of a coryphee. A

jacket of the same material as the tights covers the body, and is

embellished with black braid; this jacket is provided with open sleeves

that usually dangle behind like immature wings, but which can be buttoned

around the wrists so as to cover the back of the arm. The head-gear is a

red fez, something like the national Turkish head-dress, but with a huge

black tassel that hangs half-way down the back, and which seems ever on

the point of pulling the fez off the wearer's head with its weight. At

noon of the fifth day out we arrive in Alexandria Harbor, to find the

shipping gayly decorated with flags and the cannon booming in honor of

the anniversary of Her Majesty Queen Victoria's coronation.

Alexandria is the most flourishing and Europeanized city I have thus far

seen in the East. That portion of the city destroyed by the incendiary

torches of Arabi Pasha is either built up again or in process of

rebuilding. Like all large city fires, the burning would almost seem to

have been more of a benefit than otherwise, in the long-run, for imposing

blocks of substantial stone buildings, many with magnificent marble

fronts, have risen, Phoenix-like, from the ashes of the inferior

structures destroyed by the fire. After seeing Constantinople, Teheran,

or even Tiflis, one cannot but be surprised at Alexandria--surprised at

finding its streets well paved with massive stone blocks, smoothly laid,

and elevated in the middle, after the most approved methods; surprised at

the long row of really splendid shops, in which is displayed everything

that can be found in a European city; surprised at the swell turn-outs on

the Khediveal Boulevard of an evening; surprised at the many evidences of

wealth and European enterprise. In the yet unfinished quarters of the

city, houses are going up everywhere, the large gangs of laborers, both

men and women, engaged in their erection, create an impression of

beehive-like activity, and everybody looks happy and contented. After so

many surprises comes a feeling of regret that this commercial and

industrial rose, that looks so bright and flourishing under the

stimulating influence of the English occupation, should ever again be

exposed to the blighting influence of an Oriental administration.

Red-coated "Tommy Atkins," stalking in conscious superiority down the

streets, or standing guard in front of the barracks, is no doubt chiefly

responsible for much of this flourishing state of affairs in Alexandria,

and the withdrawal of his peace--insuring presence could not fail to

operate adversely to the city's good.

The many groves of date-palms, rising up tall and slender, vying in

gracefulness with the tapering minarets of the mosques, and with their

feathery foliage mingling with and overtopping the white stone buildings,

lends a charm to Alexandria that is found wanting in Constantinople

--albeit the Osmanli capital presents by far the more lovely

appearance from the sea. Massive marble seats are ranged along the

Khediveal Boulevard beneath the trees, and dusky statues, in the scant

drapery of the Egyptian plebe, are either sitting on them or reclining at

lazy length, an occasional movement of body alone betraying that they are

not part and parcel of the tomb-like marble slabs.

The tall, slim figures of Soudanese and Arabs mingle with the

cosmopolitan forms in the streets; Nubians black as ebony, their skins

seemingly polished, and their bare legs thin almost as beanpoles, slouch

lazily along, or perhaps they are bestriding a diminutive donkey, their

long, bony feet dangling idly to the ground. All the donkeys of

Alexandria are not diminutive, however. Some of the finest donkeys in the

world are here, large, sleek-coated, well-fed-looking animals, that

appear quite as intelligent as their riders, or as the native donkey-boys

who follow behind and persuade them along. These donkeys are for hire on

every street-corner, and all sorts and conditions of people, from an

English soldier to a lean Arab, may be seen coming jollity-jolt along the

streets on the hurricane-deck of a donkey, with a half-naked donkey-boy

racing behind, belaboring him along. The population of Alexandria is

essentially cosmopolitan, but, considering the English occupation, one is

scarcely prepared to find so few English. The great majority of Europeans

are Germans, French, and Italian, nearly all the shopkeepers being of

these nationalities. But English language and Bullish money seem to be

almost universally understood, and probably the Board of Trade returns

would show that English commerce predominates, and that it is only the

retail trade in which the foreign element looms so conspicuously to the

fore. An English evening paper, the Egyptian Gazette, has taken root

here, and the following rather humorous account of a series of camel

races, copied from its pages, serves to show something of how the

sporting proclivities of the English army of occupation enlist the

services of even the awkward and ungainly ships of the desert:

5.15 p.m.-Camel race, for gentlemen riders. Once round and a distance.

Sweepstakes, 10 shillings. Don Juan, a fine, long-maned, fast-looking

dromedary, started first favorite, Commodore Goodridge, K. N., our

popular naval transport officer, being as good a judge of the ship of the

desert as he is of a man-of-war. There was some difficulty at the post to

get the riders together, owing to the fractiousness of Don Juan, who,

with Kobert the Devil (ridden by Surgeon Porke), did not seem quite

agreed about the Professional Beauty (ridden by Surgeon Moir). At the

start Shaitan (ridden by Mr. Airey, E. N.) shoved to the front, closely

followed by Surgeon Robertson's Mother-in-law, who, with Lieutenant

Shuckburg's Purely Patience, Mr. Dumreicher's First Love, and Surgeon

Halle's Microbe, rather shut out Don Juan. They kept this order until

rounding Tattenham Corner, when Mr. Dumreicher brought his camel to the

front, proving to his backers that he meant business with his First Love,

and won a splendid race by her neck, Don Juan making a good second, with

Professional Beauty about a length behind.

6.15 p.m.-Camel race, for sailors and soldiers. Once round and a

distance. First prize, 10s.; second, 5s.; third, 2s. 6d. Eleven

competitors turned up for this race, which was very well contested,

although one of the camels appeared to think it too much trouble to run,

and quietly squatted down immediately after the start, and could not be

induced to join his fellows. Abdel Hal Hassin of the Coast Guard came in

first, with Wickers of the Royal Artillery second, and Simpson of the

commissariat and transport corps third.

"Second camel race, for gentlemen riders. This was got up on the course

by a sporting naval officer. Five camels started: G. O. M., Hartington,

Goschen, Chamberlain, and Unionist. This looked a certainty for G. O. M.,

as all but Unionist were in the same stable. However, the jockeys seem to

have been 'got at,' for although G. O. M. got away with a good start, yet

rounding the second corner he was shut out by a combined effort of

Hartington, Goschen, Chamberlain, and Unionist, the latter winning, amid

thunders of applause, by 30 lengths."

Egypt is pre-eminently the land of backsheesh, and Alexandria, as the

chief port of arrival and departure, naturally comes in for its share of

this annoying attention. From ship to hotel, and from hotel to

railway-station, the traveller has to run the gauntlet of people deeply

versed in the subtle arts and wiles of backsheesh diplomacy. At any time,

as you stroll down the street, some native will suddenly bob up like a

sable ghost beside you, point out something you don't want to see, and

brazenly demand backsheesh for showing it. Cook's tourists' office is but

a few hundred yards from my hotel. I have passed it before, and know

exactly where it is, but one of these dusky shadows glides silently

behind me, until the office is nearly reached, when he slips ahead,

points it out, and with consummate assurance demands backsheesh for

guiding me to it. The worst of it is there is no such thing as getting

rid of these pests; they are the most persevering and unscrupulous

blackmailers in their own small way that could be imagined. People whom

you could swear you never set eyes on before will boldly declare they

have acted as guide or something, and dog your footsteps all over the

city; most of them are as "umble" as Uriah Heep himself in their annoying

importunities, but some will not even hesitate to create a scene to gain

their object, and, as the easiest way to get rid of them, the harassed

traveller generally gives them a coin.

In leaving by the train, after one has backsheeshed the hungry swarm of

hotel servitors, backsheeshed the porter who has doggedly persisted in

coming with you to the station, regardless of repeatedly telling him he

wasn't wanted, backsheeshed the baggage man, and bolted almost like a

hunted thing into the railway-carriage from a small host of people who

want backsheesh--one because he happened to detect your wandering

gaze in search of the station clock and eagerly pointed out its

whereabouts, another because he has told you, without being asked, that

the train starts in ten minutes, another because he pointed out your

carriage, which for a brief transitory instant you failed to recognize,

and others for equally trivial things, for which they all seem keenly on

the alert--you shut yourself in with a feeling of relief that must be

something akin to escaping from a gang of brigands. King Backsheesh

evidently rules supreme in Egypt yet.

My route to India takes me along the Egyptian Railway to Suez, thence by

steamer down the Red Sea to Aden and Karachi. A passenger train on this

railway consists of carriages divided into classes as they are in

England, the first and second class cars being modelled on the same lines

as the English. The third-class cars, however, are mere boxes provided

with seats, and with iron bars instead of windows. Nice airy vehicles

these, where the conditions of climate render airiness desirable, but it

must be extremely interesting to ride in one of them through an Egyptian

sand-storm.

At the Alexandria station, an old wrinkle-faced native, bronzed and

leathery almost as an Egyptian mummy, pulls a bell-rope three times, the

conductor comes to the car-window for the second time and examines your

ticket, the engine gives a cracked shriek and pulls out. As the train

glides through the suburbs one's attention is arrested by well-kept

carriage-drives, lined and overarched with feathery palm-tree groves, and

other evidences of municipal thrift.

From the suburbs we plunge at once into a rich and populous agricultural

country, the famed Nile Delta, of which a passing descriptive glimpse

will not here be considered out of place. Cotton seems to be the most

important crop as seen from the windows of my car, and for many a mile

after leaving Alexandria we glide through luxuriant fields of that

important Egyptian staple.

Interspersed among the darker green of the growing cotton are fields of

young rice, sometimes showing bright and green in contrast to the darker

shade of the cotton, and sometimes being represented by square areas of

glistening water, beneath which the young rice is submerged.

The Nile Delta is a net-work of irrigating ditches from end to end. Large

canals, big enough to float barges, and on which considerable commerce is

carried, tap the Nile above the Delta, and traversing it in all

directions, furnish water to systems of smaller ditches and canals, and

these again to still smaller channels of distribution.

The water in these channels is all below the surface, and a goodly

proportion of the whole teeming population of the delta is engaged

between seed-time and harvest in pumping the life-giving water from these

ditches into the small surface trenches that conduct it over their fields

and gardens. The water-pumping fellahs, ranged along the net-work of

canals, often at intervals of not more than one hundred yards, create an

impression of marvellous industry pervading the whole scene, as the train

speeds its way alongside the larger canals.

The pumping in most cases is done by men or buffaloes, and the

clumsy-looking but effective Egyptian water-wheel, a rough wooden

contrivance that as it revolves, raises the water from below and pours it

from holes in the side into a wooden trough, from whence it flows over

the field.

Small rude shelters are erected close by, beneath which the attendant

fellah can squat in the shade and keep the meek and gentle, but lazy

buffaloes up to their task, by constant threats and bellicose

demonstrations. Most of these animals are blindfolded, a contrivance

that, no doubt, inspires them to pace round and round their weary circle

with becoming perseverance, inasmuch as it tends to keep them in

perpetual fear of the dusky driver beneath the shade.

People too poor, or with holdings too small, to justify the employment of

oxen in pumping water, raise it from the ditches themselves, with buckets

at the end of long well-sweeps; in some localities one can cast his eye

over the landscape and see scores of these rude sweeps continually rising

and falling, rising and falling.

A few windmills are also used for pumping, but the wind is a fickle thing

to depend on, and his utter dependence on the water supply makes the

Egyptian agriculturist unwilling to run such risks. Steam-engines, both

stationary and portable, are observed at frequent intervals. Both the

engines and the coal for fuel have to be imported from England; but they

evidently pump enough water to repay the outlay, otherwise there would

not be so many of them in use. It must be a rich, productive soil that

can afford the expensive luxury of importing steam-engines and coal from

a distant market to supply it with water for irrigation.

The sediment from the Nile, which settles in the canals and ditches, is

cleaned out at frequent intervals and spread over the fields, providing a

new dressing of rich alluvial soil to annually stimulate the productive

capacity of the soil.

In the larger cotton-fields the dusky sons and daughters of Egypt are

seen strung out in long rows, wielding cumbersome hoes, reminding one of

old plantation days in Dixie; or they are paddling about in the inundated

rice-fields like amphibious things. Swarms of happy youngsters are

splashing about in the canals and ditches; all about is teeming with life

and animation.

Villages are populous and close together. They are, for the most part,

mere jumbles of low, mud houses with curious domed roofs, and they rise

above the dead level of the delta like mounds. Many of these villages

have probably occupied the same site since the days of the Pharaohs, the

debris and rubbish of centuries have accumulated and been built upon

again and again as the unsubstantial mud dwellings have crumbled away,

until they have gradually developed into mounds that rise like huge

mole-hills above the plain, and on which the present houses are built.

Near each village is a graveyard, also forming a mound-like excrescence

on the dead level of the surrounding surface.

At intervals the train passes some stately white mansion, looking lovely

and picturesque enough for anything, peeping from a grove of date-palms

or other indigenous vegetation. The tall, slender palms with their

beautiful feathery foliage, lend a charm to the sunny Egyptian landscape

with its golden dawns and sunsets that is simply indescribable. There

seems no reason why every village on the whole delta should not be hiding

its ugliness beneath a grove of this charming vegetation. Further east,

near Fantah, nearly every village is found thus embowered, and date-palm

groves form a very conspicuous feature of the landscape. One need hardly

add that here the fellaheen look more intelligent, more prosperous and

happy.

At all the larger stations women come to the train with roast quails

stuffed with rice, which they sell at six-pence apiece, and at every

station along the line children bring water in the porous clay bottles of

the country. This latter is badly needed, for the train rattles along

most of the time in a stifling cloud of dust, that penetrates the car and

settles over one in incredible quantities.

During the afternoon we pass the battle-field of Tel-el-Kebre, the train

whisking right through the centre of Arabi Pasha's earthworks. Near the

battle-field is a little cemetery where the English soldiers killed in

the battle were buried. The cemetery is kept green and tidy, and

surrounded by a neat iron fence; amid the gray desert that begins at

Tel-el-Kebre this little cemetery is the only bright spot immediately

about. From Tel-el-Kebre to Suez the country is a sandy desert, where

sand-fences, like the snow-fences of the Rocky Mountains, have been found

necessary to protect the railway from the shifting sand. On this dreary

waste are seen herds of camels, happy, no doubt, as clams at high tide,

as they roam about and search for tough camel-thorn shrubs, that here and

there protrude above the wavy ridges of white sand. Put a camel in a

pasture of rich, succulent grass and he will roam about with a far-away,

disconsolate look and an expression of disgust, but here, on the glaring

white sands of the desert with nothing to browse upon but prickly dry

shrubs he is in the seventh 'heaven of a camel's delight.

Very curious it looks as we approach Suez to see the spars and masts of

big steamers moving along the ship-canal, close at hand, without seeing

anything of the water. The high dumps, representing the excavations from

the canal, conceal everything but the masts and the top of the funnels

even when one is close by.

Several days are spent at Suez, waiting for the steamer which we will

call the Mandarin, on which I am to take passage to Karachi. Suez is a

wretched hole, although there is a passably good English hotel facing the

water-front. It is the month of Bairam, however, and there is

consequently a good deal of picturesque life in the native quarters.

Suez seems swarming with guides, and as I am, for the greater part of a

week, the only guest at the hotel, they show me far more attention than a

dozen people would know what to do with. Some want to take me to see the

place where Moses struck the rock, others urge me to visit the spot where

the Israelites crossed the Red Sea; both these places being suspiciously

handy to Suez.

Donkey boys dog one's footsteps with their long-eared chargers, whenever

one ventures outside the hotel. "I'm the Peninsular and Oriental Donkey

Boy, sir, Jimmy Johnson; I have a good donkey, sir, when you want to

ride, ask for Jimmy Johnson." To all this, sundry seductive offers are

added, such as a short trial trip along the bund.

The Mandarin comes along on July 7th, and a decidedly stably smell is

wafted over the waters toward us as we follow behind her with the little

launch that is to put me aboard when the steamer condescends to ease up

and allow us to approach. The Mandarin, owing to the quarantine, has kept

me waiting several days at Suez, and when at last she steams out of the

canal and we give chase with the little launch, and finally range

alongside, the whole length of the deck is observed to be bristling with

ears. Some particularly hopeful agent of the Indian Government has been

sanguine enough to ship one hundred and forty mules from Italy to Karachi

during the monsoon season, on the deck of a notoriously rolling ship, and

with nothing but temporary plank fittings to confine the mules. The mules

are ranged along either side of the deck, seventy mules on each side,

heads facing inward, and with posts and a two-inch plank separating them

from the remainder of the deck, and into stalls of six mules each.

Cocoanut matting is provided for them to stand on, and a plank nailed

along the deck for them to brace their feet against when the vessel

rolls. Nothing could be more happily arranged than this, providing the

mules were unanimously agreed about remaining inside the railed-off

space, and providing the monsoons had agreed not to roll the Mandarin

violently about. With unpardonable short-sightedness, however, it seems

that neither of these important factors in the case has been seriously

considered or consulted, and, as an additional insult to the mules, the

plank in front of them is elevated but four feet six above the deck.

They are a choice lot of four-year-old mules, unbroken and wild,

harum-skarum and skittish. Well-fed four-year-old mules are skin-full of

deviltry under any circumstances, and ranged like so many red herrings in

their boxes, with no exercise, and every motion of the ship jostling them

against one another, they very quickly developed a capacity for

simon-pure cussedness that caused the officers of the ship no little

anxiety from day to day, and a good deal more anxiety when they reflected

on the weather that would be encountered on the Indian Ocean.

The officers of the Mandarin are excellent seamen; they are perfectly at

home and at their ease when it comes to managing a vessel, but their

knowledge of mules is not so profound and exhaustive as of vessels; in

short, their experience of mules has hitherto been confined to casually

noticing meek and sober-sided specimens attached to the street cars of

certain cities they have visited. Three Italian muleteers have been hired

to assist and instruct the coolies in feeding and watering the mules, and

to supervise their general welfare. The three muleteers is an excellent

arrangement, providing there were but three mules, but unfortunately

there are one hundred and forty, and before they had been aboard the

Mandarin two days it became apparent that they ought to have engaged an

equal number of Italians to keep the mules out of devilment.

Uneasy in their minds at the wild restlessness and seemingly dare-devil

and inconsiderate pranks of their long-eared and unspeakable charges, the

officers are naturally anxious to avail themselves of any stray grains of

enlightenment concerning their management they might perchance drop on to

by appealing to persons they come in contact with. Accordingly, one of

them approaches me, the only passenger aboard, except some Hindoos

returning home from a visit to the Colinderies, and asks me if I

understand anything about mules. I modestly own up to having reared,

broken, driven, and generally handled mules in the West, whereat the

officer is much pleased, and proceeds to unburden his mind concerning the

animals aboard the ship. "Fine young mules," he says they are, and in

reply to a question of what the government of India is importing mules

from Europe for, instead of raising them in India, he says he thinks they

must be intended for breeding purposes.

Understanding well enough that all this is quite natural and excusable in

a sea-faring man, I succeed in checking a rising smile, and gently, but

firmly, convince the officer of the erroneousness of this conclusion. The

officer is delighted to find a person possessing so complete a knowledge

of mules, and I am henceforth regarded as the oracle on this particular

subject, and the person to be consulted in regard to sundry things they

don't quite understand.

Between the two-inch plank and the awning overhead is a space of about

three feet; the mate says he is a trifle misty as to how a sixteen-hand

mule can leap through this small space without touching either the plank

or the awning; "and yet," he says, "there is hardly a mule on board that

has not performed this seemingly miraculous feat over and over again, and

a good many of them, make a practice of doing it every night." This

jumping mania makes him feel uneasy every night, the mate goes on to

explain, for fear some of the reckless and "light-heeled cusses" should

make a mistake and jump over the bulwarks into the sea; the bulwarks are

no higher than the plank, yet, while half the mules were found outside

the plank every morning, none of them had happened to jump outside the

bulwarks so far. Many of the mules, he says, were putting in most of

their time bulldozing their fellows, and doing their best to make their

life unbearable, and the downtrodden specimens seem so desperately scared

of the bulldozers that he expects to see some of them jump overboard from

sheer fright and desperation.

At this juncture we are joined by another officer, and the mate joyfully

informs him that I am a man who knows more about mules than anybody he

had ever talked mule with. His brother officer is delighted to hear this,

as he has been uneasy about the mules' appetites; they would devour all

the hay and coarse feed they could get hold of, but didn't seem to have

that constant hankering after grain that he had always understood to be

part and parcel of a horse's, and, consequently, a mule's, nature. He

knows something about horses, he says, for his wife keeps a pony in

Scotland, and the pony would leave hay at any time to eat oats and bran;

consequently, he thinks there must be something radically wrong with the

mules; and yet they seem lively enough--in fact, they seem d-d lively.

The two salts are also troubled somewhat in their minds at the marvellous

kicking powers and propensities of the mules. One says he could

understand an animal kicking to defend itself when attacked in the rear,

or when anything tickled its heels, but the mules aboard the Mandarin had

their heels in the air most of the time, and they battered away at one

another, and pounded the iron bulwarks, without the slightest

provocation. "Yes," chimes in the other officer, "and, more than that,

I've seen 'em throw their heels clear over the bulwarks, kicking at a

white-capped wave--if you'll believe me, sir, actually kicking at a

white-capped wave--that happened to favor them with a trifle of

spray." I say I have no doubt what the officer says is true, and not

necessarily exaggerated, and the officer says: "No, there is no

exaggeration about it. You'll see the same thing yourself before you've

been aboard twelve hours. There'll be h-ll to pay aboard this ship when

we strike the monsoons."

After explaining to the officers that there are not men enough, nor

bulldozing and tyrannical mules enough, aboard the Mandarin to scare the

timidest mule of the consignment into jumping over the bulwarks into the

sea; that it is quite natural for mules to prefer hay to bran and oats,

and that it is as natural and necessary for a four-year-old mule to kick

as it is to breathe, they thank me and say they shall sleep sounder

tonight than they have for a week. The heat, as we steam slowly down the

Red Sea, is almost overpowering at this time of the year, July. A

universal calm prevails; day after day we glide through waters smooth as

a mirror, resort to various expedients to keep cool, and witness fiery

red sunsets every evening. Every day the deck presents a scene of

animation, from the pranks and vagaries of our long-eared cargo.

All goes well with them, however, as we glide along the placid bosom of

the Red Sea; the oppressive heat has a wilting effect even on the riotous

spirits of the young mules. They still exhibit their mulish contempt for

the barriers reared so confidingly around them, and develop new and

startling traits of devilment every day; but it is not until we leave

Aden, and the long swells come rolling up from the monsoon region, that

the real fun begins. The Mandarin lurches and rolls awfully, making it

extremely difficult at times for any of the mules to keep their feet;

each mule seems to think his next neighbor responsible for the jostling

and crowding, and the kicking and squealing is continuous along both

lines. While battering away at each other, each mule seems to be at the

same time keeping a loose eye behind him for the oncoming waves and

swells that occasionally curl over the bulwarks and irrigate and irritate

them in the rear. Most of the mules seem capable of kicking at their

neighbors and at a wave at the same time; but it is when their undivided

attention is centred upon the crested billow of a swell that sweeps

alongside the ship and flings a white, foamy cataract at the business end

of each mule as it advances, that their marvellous heel-flinging capacity

becomes apparent. Each mule batters frantically away as the wave strikes

him, and the rattle of nimble and indignant hoofs on the iron bulwarks

follows the wave along from one end of the ship to the other.

One of the most arrogant and overbearing of the animals aboard is a

ginger-colored mule stationed almost amidships on the starboard side.

This mule soon develops the extraordinary capacity of casting its eye

over the heaving waste of waters and distinguishing the particular wave

that intends coming over the bulwarks long before it reaches the vessel.

The historical arrogance of Canute's followers in thinking the waves

would recede at his command, is nothing in comparison to the cheeky

assumption of this ginger mule. This mule will fold back its ears, look

wild, and raise its heels menacingly at a white-crested wave when the

wave is yet a hundred yards away; and on the second day out from Aden its

arrogance develops in such an alarming degree that it bristles up and

lifts its heels at waves that its experience and never-flagging

observation must have taught it wouldn't come half-way up the bulwarks!

Now and then a mule will be caught off his guard and be flung violently

to the deck, but the look of astonishment dies away as it nimbly regains

its feet, and gives place to angry attack on its neighbor and a

half-reproachful, half-apprehensive look at the sea. So far, however, the

mules seem to more than hold their own, and, all oblivious of what is

before them, they are comparatively happy and mischievous. But on the

night of the third day out from Aden, the full force of the monsoon

swells strikes the Mandarin, and, true to her character, she responds by

rolling and pitching about in the trough of the sea in a manner that

fills the mules with consternation, and ends in their utter collapse and

demoralization. Planks break and give way as the whole body of mules are

flung violently and simultaneously forward, and before midnight the mules

are piled up in promiscuous and struggling heaps, while tons of water

come on deck and wash and tumble them about in all imaginable shapes and

forms.

All hands are piped up and kept busy tying the mules' legs, to prevent

them regaining their feet only to be flung violently down again in the

midst of a struggling heap of their fellows. There is only one mule

actually dead in the morning, but the others are the worst used up,

discouraged lot of mules I ever saw. Mules that but the day before would

nearly jump out of their skins if one attempted to pat their noses, now

seem anxious to court human attention and to atone for past sins. Many of

them are pretty badly skinned up and bruised, and a few of them are

well-nigh flayed alive from being see-sawed back and forth about the

deck. It is not a pleasant picture to dwell upon, and it would be much

pleasanter to have to record that the mules proved too much for the

monsoon, but truth will prevail, and before we reach Karachi the monsoon

has scored fourteen mules dead and pretty much all the others more or

less wounded. But this is no discredit to the mules; in fact, I have

greater respect for the staying qualities of a mule than ever before,

since the monsoon only secures ten per cent of them for the sharks after

all.

A week from Aden, and fourteen days from Suez we reach Karachi. The tide

happens to be out at the time, and so we have to lay to till the

following morning, when the Mandarin crosses the bar and drops anchor

preparatory to unloading the now badly demoralized mules into lighters.

Karachi bids fair to develop into a very prominent sea-port in the near

future. The extension of the frontier into Beloochistan gives Karachi a

strategic importance as the port of arrival of troops and war material

from England. Not less is its importance from a purely commercial view;

for down the Indus Valley Railway to Karachi for shipment, come the

enormous and yearly increasing wheat exportations from the Punjab.

Thus far my precise plans have been held in abeyance until my arrival on

Indian soil. Whether I would find it practicable to start on the wheel

again from Karachi, or whether it would be necessary to proceed to the

northeast, I had not yet been able to find out. At any rate, it is always

best to leave these matters until one gets on the spot.

The result of my investigations at once proves the impossibility, even

were it desirable, of starting from Karachi. The Indus River is at flood,

inundating the country, which is also jungly and wild and without roads.

The heat throughout Scinde in July is something terrific; and to endeavor

to force a way through flooded jungle with a bicycle at such a time would

be little short of madness.

Under these conditions I decide to proceed by rail to Lahore, the capital

of the Punjab, whence, I am told, there will be a good road all the way

to Calcutta. As the crow flies, Lahore is nearer to Furrah than Karachi

is, so that my purpose of making a continuous trail will be better served

from that point anyhow.

It is an interesting jaunt by rail up the Indus Valley; but one's first

impression of India is sure to be one of disappointment by taking this

route. It is a desert country, taken all in all, this historic Scinde;

through which, however, the Indus Valley makes a narrow streak of

agricultural richness.

The cars on the railroad are provided with kus-kus tatties to mollify the

intense heat. They are fixed into the windows so that the passengers may

turn them round from time to time to raise the water from the lower half

to the top, whence it trickles back again and cools the heated air that

percolates through.

The heat increases as we reach Rohri and Sukhar, where passengers are

transferred by ferry across the Indus; the country seems a veritable

furnace, cracking and blistering with heat. At Sukhar our train glides

through some rich date-palms, the origin of which, legend says, were the

date-stones thrown away by the soldiers of Alexander the Great. They seem

to have taken root in congenial soil, anyway, for every tree is heavily

laden with ripe and ripening dates. Reclining under the date-trees or

wandering about are many dusky sons and daughters of Scinde, the latter

in bright raiment and with children in no raiment whatever. The heat, the

fruitful date-palms, and the lotus-eating natives combine to make up a

truly tropical scene.

Much of the country population seems to be nomadic, or semi-nomadic,

dwelling in tents with which they remove to the higher ground when the

Indus becomes inundated, and return again to the valley to cultivate and

harvest their crops. They seem a picturesque people mostly, sometimes

strangely incongruous in the matter of apparel, as, for instance, one I

saw wearing a white breech-cloth and a hussar coat. This was the whole

extent of his wardrobe, for he had neither shoes, shirt, nor hat.

Water-buffaloes are wading and swimming about in the overflowed jungle,

browsing off bulrushes and rank grass. Youngsters are sometimes seen

perched on the buffaloes' backs, taking care of the herd.

About Mooltan the aspect of the country changes to level, barren plain,

and this, as we gradually approach Lahore, gives place to a cultivated

country of marvellous richness. Here one first sees the matchless kunkah

roads, traversing the country from town to town, the first glimpse of

which is very reassuring to me.

It is July 28th when I at length find myself in Lahore. The heat is not

only well-nigh unbearable, but dangerous. Prickly heat has seized hold

upon me with a promptness that is anything but agreeable; the thermometer

in my room at Clarke's Hotel registers 108 deg. at midnight. A

punkah-wallah is indispensable night and day.

A couple of days are spent in affixing a new set of tires to my wheel and

seeing something of the lions of Lahore. The Shalamar Mango Gardens, a

few miles east of the city, and Shah-Jehan's fort, museum, etc., are the

regular things to visit.

In the museum is a rare collection of ancient Asiatic arms, some of which

throw a new light on the origin of modern firearms. Here are revolving

muskets that were no doubt used long before the revolving principle was

ever applied to arms in the West. But our narrative must not linger amid

the antiquities of Lahore, fascinating as they may, peradventure, be.

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