PROGRAM

Richling's visit to Kate Riley

GEO. W. CABLE

King Sollermun

MARK TWAIN

(a) Kate Riley and Ristofolo

(b) Narcisse in mourning for “Lady Byron”

(c) Mary's Night Ride

GEO. W. CABLE

(a) Tragic Tale of the Fishwife

(b) A Trying Situation

(c) A Ghost Story

MARK TWAIN

At a Mark Twain memorial meeting (November 30, 1910), where the few who

were left of his old companions told over quaint and tender memories,

George Cable recalled their reading days together and told of Mark

Twain's conscientious effort to do his best, to be worthy of himself,

regardless of all other concerns. He told how when they had been

traveling for a while Clemens seemed to realize that he was only giving

the audience nonsense; making them laugh at trivialities which they

would forget before they had left the entertainment hall. Cable said

that up to that time he had supposed Clemens's chief thought was the

entertainment of the moment, and that if the audience laughed he was

satisfied. He told how he had sat in the wings, waiting his turn, and

heard the tides of laughter gather and roll forward and break against

the footlights, time and time again, and how he had believed his

colleague to be glorying in that triumph. What was his surprise, then,

on the way to the hotel in the carriage, when Clemens groaned and seemed

writhing in spirit and said:

“Oh, Cable, I am demeaning myself. I am allowing myself to be a mere

buffoon. It's ghastly. I can't endure it any longer.”

Cable added that all that night and the next day Mark Twain devoted

himself to the study and rehearsal of selections which were justified

not only as humor, but as literature and art.

A good many interesting and amusing things would happen on such a tour.

Many of these are entirely forgotten, of course, but of others certain

memoranda have been preserved. Grover Cleveland had been elected when

they set out on their travels, but was still holding his position in

Albany as Governor of New York. When they reached Albany Cable and

Clemens decided to call on him. They drove to the Capitol and were shown

into the Governor's private office. Cleveland made them welcome, and,

after greetings, said to Clemens:

“Mr. Clemens, I was a fellow-citizen of yours in Buffalo a good many

months some years ago, but you never called on me then. How do you

explain this?”

Clemens said: “Oh, that is very simple to answer, your Excellency. In

Buffalo you were a sheriff. I kept away from the sheriff as much as

possible, but you're Governor now, and on the way to the Presidency.

It's worth while coming to see you.”

Clemens meantime had been resting, half sitting, on the corner of the

Executive desk. He leaned back a little, and suddenly about a dozen

young men opened various doors, filed in and stood at attention, as if

waiting for orders.

No one spoke for a moment; then the Governor said to this collection of

attendants:

“You are dismissed, young gentlemen. Your services are not required. Mr.

Clemens is sitting on the bells.”

In Buffalo, when Clemens appeared on the stage, he leisurely considered

the audience for a moment; then he said:

“I miss a good many faces. They have gone--gone to the tomb, to the

gallows, or to the White House. All of us are entitled to at least one

of these distinctions, and it behooves us to be wise and prepare for

all.”

On Thanksgiving Eve the readers were in Morristown, New Jersey, where

they were entertained by Thomas Nast. The cartoonist prepared a quiet

supper for them and they remained overnight in the Nast home. They were

to leave next morning by an early train, and Mrs. Nast had agreed to see

that they were up in due season. When she woke next morning there seemed

a strange silence in the house and she grew suspicious. Going to the

servants' room, she found them sleeping soundly. The alarm-clock in the

back hall had stopped at about the hour the guests retired. The studio

clock was also found stopped; in fact, every timepiece on the premises

had retired from business. Clemens had found that the clocks interfered

with his getting to sleep, and he had quieted them regardless of early

trains and reading engagements. On being accused of duplicity he said:

“Well, those clocks were all overworked, anyway. They will feel much

better for a night's rest.”

A few days later Nast sent him a caricature drawing--a picture which

showed Mark Twain getting rid of the offending clocks.

At Christmas-time they took a fortnight's holiday and Clemens went home

to Hartford. A surprise was awaiting him there. Mrs. Clemens had made an

adaptation of 'The Prince and the Pauper' play, and the children of

the neighborhood had prepared a presentation of it for his special

delectation. He knew, on his arrival home, that something mysterious was

in progress, for certain rooms were forbidden him; but he had no inkling

of their plan until just before the performance--when he was led across

the grounds to George Warner's home, into the large room there where it

was to be given, and placed in a seat directly in front of the stage.

Gerhardt had painted the drop-curtain, and assisted in the general

construction of scenery and effects. The result was really imposing; but

presently, when the curtain rose and the guest of honor realized what

it was all about, and what they had undertaken for his pleasure, he was

deeply moved and supremely gratified.

There was but one hitch in the performance. There is a place where the

Prince says, “Fathers be alike, mayhap; mine hath not a doll's temper.”

This was Susy's part, and as she said it the audience did not fail to

remember its literal appropriateness. There was a moment's silence, then

a titter, followed by a roar of laughter, in which everybody but the

little actors joined. They did not see the humor and were disturbed and

grieved. Curiously enough, Mrs Clemens herself, in arranging and casting

the play, had not considered the possibility of this effect. The parts

were all daintily played. The children wore their assumed personalities

as if native to them. Daisy Warner played the part of Tom Canty, Clara

Clemens was Lady Jane Grey.

It was only the beginning of The Prince and the Pauper productions. The

play was repeated, Clemens assisting, adding to the parts, and himself

playing the role of Miles Hendon. In her childish biography Susy says:

Papa had only three days to learn the part in, but still we were all

sure that he could do it. The scene that he acted in was the scene

between Miles Hendon and the Prince, the “Prithee, pour the water”

scene. I was the Prince and papa and I rehearsed together two or

three times a day for the three days before the appointed evening.

Papa acted his part beautifully, and he added to the scene, making

it a good deal longer. He was inexpressibly funny, with his great

slouch hat and gait----oh such a gait! Papa made the Miles Hendon

scene a splendid success and every one was delighted with the scene,

and papa too. We had great fun with our “Prince and Pauper,” and I

think we none of us shall forget how immensely funny papa was in it.

He certainly could have been an actor as well as an author.

The holidays over, Cable and Clemens were off on the circuit again. At

Rochester an incident happened which led to the writing of one of Mark

Twain's important books, 'A Connecticut Yankee at King Arthur's Court'.

Clemens and Cable had wandered into a book-store for the purpose of

finding something to read. Pulling over some volumes on one of the

tables, Clemens happened to pick up a little green, cloth-bound book,

and after looking at the title turned the pages rather curiously and

with increasing interest.

“Cable,” he said, “do you know anything about this book, the Arthurian

legends of Sir Thomas Malory, Morte Arthure?”

Cable answered: “Mark, that is one of the most beautiful books in the

world. Let me buy it for you. You will love it more than any book you

ever read.”

So Clemens came to know the old chronicler's version of the rare Round

Table legends, and from that first acquaintance with them to the last

days of his life seldom let the book go far from him. He read and reread

those quaint, stately tales and reverenced their beauty, while fairly

reveling in the absurdities of that ancient day. Sir Ector's lament he

regarded as one of the most simply beautiful pieces of writing in

the English tongue, and some of the combats and quests as the most

ridiculous absurdities in romance. Presently he conceived the idea

of linking that day, with its customs, costumes, and abuses, with the

progress of the present, or carrying back into that age of magicians

and armor and superstition and cruelties a brisk American of progressive

ideas who would institute reforms. His note-book began to be filled with

memoranda of situations and possibilities for the tale he had in mind.

These were vague, unformed fancies as yet, and it would be a long time

before the story would become a fact. This was the first entry:

Dream of being a knight-errant in armor in the Middle Ages. Have

the notions and habits, though, of the present day mixed with the

necessities of that. No pockets in the armor. No way to manage

certain requirements of nature. Can't scratch. Cold in the head

and can't blow. Can't get a handkerchief; can't use iron sleeve;

iron gets red-hot in the sun; leaks in the rain; gets white with

frost and freezes me solid in winter; makes disagreeable clatter

when I enter church. Can't dress or undress myself. Always getting

struck by lightning. Fall down and can't get up.

Twenty-one years later, discussing the genesis of the story, he said:

“As I read those quaint and curious old legends I suppose I naturally

contrasted those days with ours, and it made me curious to fancy what

might be the picturesque result if we could dump the nineteenth century

down into the sixth century and observe the consequences.”

The reading tour continued during the first two months of the new year

and carried them as far west as Chicago. They read in Hannibal and

Keokuk, and Clemens spent a day in the latter place with his mother, now

living with Orion, brisk and active for her years and with her old-time

force of character. Mark Twain, arranging for her Keokuk residence, had

written:

Ma wants to board with you, and pay her board. She will pay you $20

a month (she wouldn't pay a cent more in heaven; she is obstinate on

this point), and as long as she remains with you and is content I

will add $25 a month to the sum Perkins already sends you.

Jane Clemens attended the Keokuk reading, and later, at home, when her

children asked her if she could still dance, she rose, and at eighty-one

tripped as lightly as a girl. It was the last time that Mark Twain ever

saw his mother in the health and vigor which had been always so much a

part of her personality.

Clemens saw another relative on that trip; in St. Louis, James Lampton,

the original of Colonel Sellers, called.

He was become old and white-headed, but he entered to me in the same old

breezy way of his earlier life, and he was all there, yet--not a detail

wanting: the happy light in his eye, the abounding hope in his heart,

the persuasive tongue, the miracle-breeding imagination--they were all

there; and before I could turn around he was polishing up his Aladdin's

lamp and flashing the secret riches of the world before me. I said to

myself: “I did not overdraw him by a shade, I set him down as he was;

and he is the same man to-day. Cable will recognize him.”

Clemens opened the door into Cable's room and allowed the golden

dream-talk to float in. It was of a “small venture” which the caller had

undertaken through his son.

“Only a little thing--a mere trifle--a bagatelle. I suppose there's a

couple of millions in it, possibly three, but not more, I think; still,

for a boy, you know----”

It was the same old Cousin Jim. Later, when he had royally accepted some

tickets for the reading and bowed his exit, Cable put his head in at the

door.

“That was Colonel Sellers,” he said.

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