CHAPTER V.

MENDACITY DURING THE HOLLAND PERIOD OF LETTERS.

The Holland age of letters may be said to have extended over the eighth

decade of this century, and that it was an era of change and progress

can be readily seen by a glance at the periodical literature of the

seventies.

It is during this era, however, that we find indications of a

deplorable tendency on the part of the good doctor to pander to the

prejudices of the gas-fitter and the paper-hanger element, by the

publication of stories and articles which were either spurious as

literature or else absolutely mendacious as to the facts which they

recorded and the scenes which they described.

Of course I do not pretend that literary mendacity began under Dr.

Holland, for the _Ledger_ school was a highly imaginative one, at best;

but the vein of untruth which is found cropping out from time to time

during the eighth decade has proved infinitely more harmful to modern

literature than were the lurid and confessedly improbable tales of

bandits and haunted castles and splendid foreign noblemen which found

so many eager readers a score of years ago. The aristocratic circles

of English society which were enlivened by the nebulous presence of

Lady Chetwynde’s spectre were so far removed from those in which the

spellbound hay-maker, who read about them, had his being that it made

very little difference to him--or to literary art either--whether they

were truthfully portrayed or not; but the mendacious and meretricious

literature which we find in the Holland period is more pretentious in

its imitation of truth, and therefore all the more dangerous.

It was within a year after the first number of _Scribner’s_ had been

issued that Dr. Holland began the publication of a series of papers,

afterward printed in book form, which deserve special mention here

because they are so thoroughly characteristic of the period in which

they saw the light. They are known to the world as _Back-log Studies_,

and the average reader of ordinary intelligence will tell you that Mr.

Warner’s book is “delightful reading,” that he possesses a “dainty

style,” and that his studies of the open fireplace are “fresh,

original, and altogether charming.”

Now did you ever happen to read _The Reveries of a Bachelor_? If you

did you will admit that there was very little left in an open fire when

Ik Marvel got through with it; and if you have also read _Back-log

Studies_ in the conscientious, critical way in which all books should

be read, then you will agree with me in my opinion that Mr. Warner

found very little to say about it that had not already been much better

said by Marvel.

The book is neither fresh nor original nor charming, but it imitates

those qualities so artistically and successfully that it has won

for itself a unique place in the literature of a period in which

the _Ledger_ and the Holland schools of fiction may be said to have

struggled for the supremacy.

I do not call _Back-log Studies_ mendacious. They are merely imitative,

and deserve mention here only because they were put together with so

much cleverness that nearly the whole of the reading public has been

deluded into believing them wholly original and of a high order of

merit.

In a previous chapter I have cited certain glaring examples of

mendacity that occurred during the Holland period; but none of them

deserves to rank, in point of barefaced and unscrupulous perversion

of facts, with Abbott’s _Life of Napoleon Bonaparte_, published in

_Harper’s Magazine_ years before Dr. Holland became the leading figure

in American letters, which he was during the seventies. Nor should we

lose sight of the fact that the present literary age has given birth

to no end of stories and novels and descriptive articles which are

disgracefully mendacious in color, fact, and sentiment.

But if you, my dear reader, would like to see a descriptive article

which is absolutely matchless in point of mendacity and asinine

incompetency, turn to the June _Scribner’s_ of 1875--the very middle

of the Holland age--and read what a certain Mr. Rhodes has to say

about the Latin Quarter of Paris. I suppose the whole world does not

contain a corner that offers so much that is picturesque, fascinating,

interesting--in short, so well worth writing about--as the Quartier

Latin in the French capital.

At the time this article was printed there were dozens of clever young

men--Bohemians, poets, and humorists of the class that used to gather

in Pfaff’s of a Saturday night to make merry with the “tenner” received

the day before for a _Ledger_ poem entitled “Going Home to Mother” or

“Be Prepared; Bow to the Will Divine.” I doubt if we have to-day young

men better equipped for the task of describing the student life of

Paris than were those who dwelt in our own Bohemia in 1875. But the

conductors of _Scribner’s Monthly_ passed them by and intrusted the

work to this Albert Rhodes, concerning whom history is silent, but who

seems to have been more incompetent and more unworthy of his great

opportunity than any human being on the face of the earth.

What shall we say of a man who quotes one of the best things in the

_Scènes de la Vie de Bohême_ and then blandly remarks that he does not

see anything funny in it?

That is precisely what Mr. Rhodes does. He prints the program of the

soirée given by Rodolphe and Marcel, and then observes, with the

solemnity of a Central Park pelican: “There is nothing very humorous

in this, as will be observed, and yet it may be regarded as one of the

best specimens of Murger’s _genre_.”

Well, I can inform Mr. Rhodes, and also the simple-minded folk who

believed in him because he wrote for the magazines, that if that

chapter of the _Vie de Bohême_ is not funny, there is nothing funny in

the world. It begins with the “opening of the salons and entry and

promenade of the witty authors of the _Mountain in Labor_, a comedy

rejected by the Odéon Théâtre,” and closes with the significant warning

that “persons attempting to read or recite poetry will be cast into

outer darkness.”

The gifted Mr. Rhodes was probably in doubt as to the humor of this

passage because it is not prefixed with “Our friend K---- sends

the ‘Drawer’ the following good one,” and because its point is not

indicated by italics after the fashion of humor of the _Ayer’s Almanac_

school; but he can rest assured that that brief quotation from Murger

is the funniest thing in his essay, always excepting his own bovine

lack of perception. It is particularly funny to me because I have

sometimes witnessed the “entry and promenade” through the salons of

the witty authors of stories that have been accepted by magazines--a

spectacle calculated to produce prolonged and hilarious merriment--and

I have often wished that the recitation clause in the Bohemian’s

program could be enforced in every house in the town.

I have devoted a good deal of space to this long-forgotten article

because it is a fair sample of the sort of stuff that is offered

to us from time to time, prepared especially for us, like so much

baby’s food, by men and women who are carefully selected by the

magazine barons, and who generally rival Mr. Rhodes in point of simian

incompetence and utter lack of all appreciative or perceptive qualities.

But let us turn from the awful spectacle of Mr. Rhodes standing like

a lone penguin in the very midst of the Latin Quarter of Paris, and

wailing mournfully about the poor girl who “sometimes compels the young

man to marry her.” A far brighter picture is that presented by the

distinguished English gentleman who, having won the highest distinction

with his pencil, takes up his pen with the air of one who is enjoying

a holiday fairly earned by a lifetime of toil, and portrays the real

Quartier Latin of the Second Empire with a humor that makes us think

of Henri Murger, and with a delicacy of touch, a human sympathy, and

a tendency to turn aside and moralize that place him very near to

Thackeray.

If you wish to read a story which is at once human, truthful, and

interesting, read George Du Maurier’s “Trilby,” and note the skill with

which he has caught the very essence of the spirit of student life,

preserved it for a third of a century, and then given it to us in all

its freshness, and with the fire of an artistic youth blended with the

philosophy and worldly knowledge that belong only to later life.

To read “Trilby” is to open a box in which some rare perfume has been

kept for thirty odd years, and to drink in the fragrance that is as

pervading and strong and exquisite as ever.

And while we are enjoying this charming story, let us not forget to

give thanks to the Harpers for the courage which they have shown in

publishing it, for if there is anything calculated to injure them in

the eyes of the gas-fitters and paper-hangers it is a novel in which

the truth is told in the high-minded, cleanly, and straightforward

fashion in which Mr. Du Maurier tells it here. Fancy the feelings of

a Christian Endeavorer--the modern prototype of the Levite who passed

by on the other side--on finding in a publication of the sort which he

has always found as soothing to his prejudices and hypocrisy and pet

meannesses as the purring of a cat on a warm hearthstone--fancy the

feelings of such an one as he finds the mantle of charity thrown over

the sins and weaknesses of the erring, suffering, exquisitely human

Latin Quarter model.

One need not read more than a single instalment of “Trilby” to

realize that its author never learned the trade of letters in either

the _Ledger_ primary school or the Dr. Holland academy, for there is

scarcely a chapter that does not fairly teem with matter that has long

been forbidden in all well-regulated magazine offices, and I know that

a great many experienced manufacturers of and dealers in serial fiction

believe that it marks a new era in literature.

But to return to our sheep--and in the case of Mr. Rhodes the word

is an apt one--why was that article about the Latin Quarter of Paris

published?

Perhaps some of my readers think it was that the Scribner people did

not know any better, or because Mr. Rhodes belonged to that “ring of

favored contributors” of which one hears so much in certain artistic

circles. In reply, let me say that the “ring of favored contributors”

is a myth, or at least I have never been able to find reasonable proof

of its existence. Magazine editors buy exactly what they consider

suitable for their readers, and they buy from whoever offers what

they want. If they allowed themselves to be influenced by their small

personal likes and dislikes the whole literary system which they have

reared would go to pieces, and some dialect-writers that I wot of would

be “back on the old farm,” like the slick chaps in eight of the “Two

Brothers” poems.

As for the Scribner editors “not knowing any better,” let none be

deceived. They have always known a great deal more than their rejected

contributors gave them credit for, and there was a distinct and

vital reason for every important step that they took in building up

the magnificent property now known the world over as the _Century

Magazine_. Personally I have the highest confidence in the wisdom of

the magazine barons. If a barbed-wire fence is stretched across a

certain pasture it is with a purpose as definite and rational as that

which led Mr. Bonner to reject Jack Moran’s “Stepmother’s Prayer” and

pay $160 for the sixteen poems about the two brothers.

No; there was something in this article that made it valuable for

magazine purposes. It was well calculated to please those who revel in

that sniveling Anglo-Saxon hypocrisy and humbug about British virtue

and the wickedness of the French people. Mr. Rhodes was employed by

Dr. Holland because he was probably the only living creature who could

stand on the spot from which has come so much that has made the world

brighter and better and happier, and utter his silly platitudes about

“young men draining the cup of pleasure to the dregs.” I say that the

editor of _Scribner’s_ had just as good a reason for publishing the

Quartier Latin essay as Mr. Bonner had for being “down on stepmothers”

and refusing all poems that treated of them: _Dr. Holland was down on

grisettes_.

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