CHAPTER IV.

THE EARLY HOLLAND PERIOD.

When, near the close of the year 1870, Dr. J. G. Holland started

_Scribner’s Monthly_, American letters entered upon a new stage of

its development. The literary field was then occupied by the poets,

humorists, and essayists of the Pfaff school, dwelling under the

perpetual shadow of the Bonnerian maxims, and the occasional one of

pecuniary depression; also a few men of the James Parton type who knew

not Bohemia, and women writers like Mrs. Dallas.

It must be remembered that at this time no signatures were allowed in

the Harpers’ publications, and the matter published in the _Monthly_

was either of foreign manufacture or else prepared in the Franklin

Square Foundry by poets employed by the week at fair but not exorbitant

wages. The _Ledger_ principles were observed here to a certain extent,

but were not enforced as rigidly as they were by Mr. Bonner in his

own establishment. I think, myself, that the Pfaff poets were more

directly accountable for the introduction of the Bonnerian maxims than

were the Harpers themselves, because they had become so accustomed to

eliminate stepmothers, sisters, fast trotters, and other objectionable

features from their work that they had come to regard them as quite as

much outside the pale of ordinary fiction as if they were dwellers on

the planet Mars. Moreover a poem or story constructed on the Bonner

plan might, if rejected by the Harpers, still prove acceptable to the

_Ledger_.

From the very first Dr. Holland showed a commendable purpose to raise

the tone of the new _Monthly_ above that of Mr. Bonner’s story-paper,

and although we see distinct evidences, in his earlier numbers, of

_Ledger_ influences, it was not long before a gradual emancipation from

the strictest and most literal interpretation of Mr. Bonner’s iron-clad

rules began. Horses soon began to strike a swifter gait in the serial

stories, and in “Wilfred Cumbermede” one of these quadrupeds has the

hardihood to throw its rider over its head. But that would never have

happened if George Macdonald had been trained in the modern _Ledger_

school of fiction.

Looking over these old numbers in the light of ripened knowledge,

I can see Dr. Holland slowly groping his way along an untrodden

pathway leading from the _Ledger_ office to the broad fields of

literature, where our magazine barons hold undisputed sway. That he

kept a watchful eye on his rural subscribers is shown by an extended

illustrated article on Fairmount Park, and another one descriptive

of Philadelphia--subjects which possess about as much interest for

metropolitan readers as that masterpiece of bucolic romance, _The

Opening of a Chestnut Burr_. Among the writers whose names appear in

these numbers are Alice Cary, Edward Eggleston, J. T. Headley, and

Washington Gladden--all graduates or disciples of the great _Ledger_

school.

Of these I consider Washington Gladden entitled to the highest rank

as an exponent of mediocrity. Indeed, after a careful survey of the

magazine barons’ wide domain, I must award the palm of merit to this

popular manufacturer of literary wares for even mediocrity, unspoiled

by the slightest sense of humor. It is that very lack of humor which

has brought success to many a man whose mission in life has been to

write for the great, simple-minded public. The poets and humorists of

the Jack Moran school, who were compelled to descend to the commonplace

and the stupid because of their temporal necessities, never really

became thorough masters of the divine art of writing mediocrity,

because their sense of the ludicrous brought them to a halt before

those Alpine heights of tedious imbecility which people like E. P. Roe

and Washington Gladden scaled with unblanched cheeks.

But to return to Washington Gladden. If any of the large and thoughtful

circle whom I have the honor to address have never read a story from

this gentleman’s pen, entitled _The Christian League of Connecticut_,

I implore them to seek out the numbers of the _Century_ in which it

appeared about a decade ago, and sit down to the enjoyment of one of

the finest specimens of unconscious humor that our generation has

known.

This story deals with a league composed of all the Protestant churches

in a small Connecticut town, for the promotion of large-hearted

geniality and mutual aid in the work of evangelization. It contains a

description of a scene in the Methodist Church at the moment when it

seems that the congregation will be unable to raise the debt which has

long weighed them down. They are about to abandon the attempt, when

the other churches in the town learn of their distress and proceed

to help them out. The First Congregational Church pledges $1675, the

Universalist Church sends $500, and finally the Second Congregational

Church raises the ante to $1810, while the people burst forth into

shouts of “Hallelujah!” and fervent songs of praise.

If any one were to write a wild burlesque on the ecclesiastical methods

in vogue in Connecticut he would fall far short of Mr. Gladden’s

account of this extraordinary meeting. The New England country

parson who gets his salary regularly is a fortunate man, and as to

subscriptions for the church, they are usually collected with the aid

of a stomach-pump. I have never yet heard of a man giving anything

toward any church save that in which he had a pew, but I do remember

the scene which ensued one morning in a little country meeting-house,

when the richest man in the congregation relaxed his grip on three

hundred dollars--and there was a string tied to every bill, too.

Another chapter of _The Christian League_ tells us how Judge Beeswax

returned to his native village from the city in which he had grown

wealthy, and generously gave a thousand dollars to save the old church,

in which he had worshiped as a boy, from being sold for old timber.

And this _dénouement_ bears such a wonderful resemblance to that in

eight of the sixteen “Two Brothers” poems that I am half inclined to

suspect that in his younger days Mr. Gladden was one of the poets

who turned up at the _Ledger_ office every Friday and waited for the

verdict.

And I am sure that Dr. Holland had been, in his time, a close student

of the Bonnerian maxims, and especially of that which I have already

alluded to--“In real life, yes; but not in the _New York Ledger_!” To

which might be added, “nor in the old _Scribner’s_ either.” All through

the Holland period we find evidences of the deep hold that this maxim

had taken on the minds of both writers and barons.

For example, I believe that it is pretty well known that extreme

prohibition measures bring about the most degrading and terrible

forms of drunkenness known outside of Liverpool, and that of all the

prohibitory statutes the Maine Liquor Law is about the worst. That

is the case in real life, but not in _Scribner’s Monthly_, for in

the year 1877--Dr. Holland being then the dominant figure in American

letters--we find in an article on the Rangeley Lakes the following

paragraph: “The Maine Liquor Law has certainly put an end to this

_régime_ (a barrel of rum to a barrel of beans), and with it have

disappeared to a very great extent drunkenness, profanity, and kindred

vices.”

Yes, my carping friend, we all know that the sentence which I have

quoted is ridiculously untrue, and entirely out of place in a very

interesting article on trout-fishing, but there was just as good a

reason for printing it as there was for publishing _The Christian

League of Connecticut_. That paragraph was well calculated to please

folks of the variety that swooped down upon New York thirty thousand

strong, under the banner of the Christian Endeavor Society.

I do not know why it is, but people of this class fairly revel in

humbug of every description, and nothing pleases them more than to

read about the beneficent influences of prohibitory legislation, or to

swallow once more the old Anglo-Saxon lie about Albion’s virtue and

the wickedness of France--and if you would like to see that miserable

fallacy whacked in the head read Mr. Brownell’s _French Traits_--or

even to gloat over Mr. Gladden’s story of the princely generosity that

prevails in the religious circles of New England.

These Christian Endeavor people are a mystery to me. More than thirty

thousand of them took possession of our city, and there was one

erring brother among them who fell by the wayside, and was locked up

in the House of Detention, charged with having been robbed of his

return-ticket and about two hundred dollars in money. He was confined

nearly a week, and during that time not one of his fellow Christian

Endeavorers held out a helping hand to him. If the unfortunate man had

come on from the West to attend a convention of sneak-thieves he would

have fared better than he did.

“But what have the Christian Endeavorers to do with literature?”

asks my doubting and critical friend. They have a great deal to do

with literature just now, more’s the pity. I did not drag them into

these pages by the neck and ears simply to say what I thought of them

(although I am not sorry to do that), but to give my audience an idea

of one of the elements--and it is a large one, too--to which our

magazine publishers are obliged to cater, if they wish to hold their

own in point of circulation.

It is because of just such people as these that our periodical

literature is constantly defaced by matter of the sort that I have

mentioned, and we are all the time saying, just as Bonner said to the

Pfaff poet, “It’s one thing in real life, but another in _Harper’s_ and

the _Century_.” So it happens that intelligent human beings must have

their nostrils assailed with rubbish about the Maine Liquor Law putting

a stop to profanity, because, forsooth, it is supposed to tickle the

palates of a lot of sniveling humbugs, who are so busy with prayers and

psalm-singing that they have not time to perform the commonest acts of

decency and charity for one of their own kith and kin.

Understand me, I am not blaming the barons for putting stuff of this

sort into their publications. If I were the proprietor of a great

magazine I would have a picture of Robert Bonner over my desk, and the

walls of my editorial rooms and business offices should be hung with

the great _Ledger_ maxims. There are a thousand mediocre people in this

country to where there are five of superior intelligence; but, after

all, the five have _some_ rights that magazine barons are bound to

respect, and I think that about Christmas-time every year some little

attention ought to be shown them.

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