OF FALSE POLITICAL REPORTS.

"A false report, if believed during three days, may be of great service

to a government." This political maxim has been ascribed to Catharine

de' Medici, an adept in _coups d'état_, the _arcana imperii_! Between

solid lying and disguised truth there is a difference known to writers

skilled in "the art of governing mankind by deceiving them;" as

politics, ill-understood, have been defined, and as, indeed, all

party-politics are. These forgers prefer to use the truth disguised to

the gross fiction. When the real truth can no longer be concealed, then

they can confidently refer to it; for they can still explain and

obscure, while they secure on their side the party whose cause they have

advocated. A curious reader of history may discover the temporary and

sometimes the lasting advantages of spreading rumours designed to

disguise, or to counteract the real state of things. Such reports, set a

going, serve to break down the sharp and fatal point of a panic, which

might instantly occur; in this way the public is saved from the horrors

of consternation, and the stupefaction of despair. These rumours give a

breathing time to prepare for the disaster, which is doled out

cautiously; and, as might be shown, in some cases these first reports

have left an event in so ambiguous a state, that a doubt may still arise

whether these reports were really destitute of truth! Such reports, once

printed, enter into history, and sadly perplex the honest historian. Of

a battle fought in a remote situation, both parties for a long time, at

home, may dispute the victory after the event, and the pen may prolong

what the sword had long decided. This has been no unusual circumstance;

of several of the most important battles on which the fate of Europe has

hung, were we to rely on some reports of the time, we might still doubt

of the manner of the transaction. A skirmish has been often raised into

an _arranged_ battle, and a defeat concealed in an account of the

killed and wounded, while victory has been claimed by both parties!

Villeroy, in all his encounters with Marlborough, always sent home

despatches by which no one could suspect that he was discomfited.

Pompey, after his fatal battle with Cæsar, sent letters to all the

provinces and cities of the Romans, describing with greater courage than

he had fought, so that a report generally prevailed that Caesar had lost

the battle: Plutarch informs us, that three hundred writers had

described the battle of Marathon. Many doubtless had copied their

predecessors; but it would perhaps have surprised us to have observed

how materially some differed in their narratives.

In looking over a collection of manuscript letters of the times of James

the First, I was struck by the contradictory reports of the result of

the famous battle of Lutzen, so glorious and so fatal to Gustavus

Adolphus; the victory was sometimes reported to have been obtained by

the Swedes; but a general uncertainty, a sort of mystery, agitated the

majority of the nation, who were staunch to the protestant cause. This

state of anxious suspense lasted a considerable time. The fatal truth

gradually came _out in reports changing in their progress_; if the

victory was allowed, the death of the Protestant Hero closed all hope!

The historian of Gustavus Adolphus observes on this occasion, that "Few

couriers were better received than those who conveyed the accounts of

the king's death to declared enemies or concealed ill-wishers; nor did

the report greatly displease the court of Whitehall, where the ministry,

as it usually happens in cases of timidity, had its degree of

apprehensions for fear the event should not be true; and, as I have

learnt from good authority, imposed silence on the news-writers, and

intimated the same to the pulpit in case any funeral encomium might

proceed from that quarter." Although the motive assigned by the writer,

that of the secret indisposition of the cabinet of James the First

towards the fortunes of Gustavus, is to me by no means certain,

unquestionably the knowledge of this disastrous event was long kept back

by "a timid ministry," and the fluctuating reports probably regulated by

their designs.

The same circumstance occurred on another important event in modern

history, where we may observe the artifice of party writers in

disguising or suppressing the real fact. This was the famous battle of

the Boyne. The French catholic party long reported that Count Lauzun had

won the battle, and that William the Third was killed. Bussy Rabutin in

some memoirs, in which he appears to have registered public events

without scrutinising their truth, says, "I chronicled this account

according as the first reports gave out; when at length the real fact

reached them, the party did not like to lose their pretended victory."

Père Londel, who published a register of the times, which is favourably

noticed in the "Nouvelles de la République des Lettres," for 1699, has

recorded the event in this deceptive manner: "The Battle of the Boyne in

Ireland; Schomberg is killed there at the head of the English." This is

"an equivocator!" The writer resolved to conceal the defeat of James's

party, and cautiously suppresses any mention of a victory, but very

carefully gives a real fact, by which his readers would hardly doubt of

the defeat of the English! We are so accustomed to this traffic of false

reports, that we are scarcely aware that many important events recorded

in history were in their day strangely disguised by such mystifying

accounts. This we can only discover by reading private letters written

at the moment. Bayle has collected several remarkable absurdities of

this kind, which were spread abroad to answer a temporary purpose, but

which had never been known to us had these contemporary letters not been

published. A report was prevalent in Holland in 1580, that the kings of

France and Spain and the Duke of Alva were dead; a felicity which for a

time sustained the exhausted spirits of the revolutionists. At the

invasion of the Spanish Armada, Burleigh spread reports of the

thumb-screws, and other instruments of torture, which the Spaniards had

brought with them, and thus inflamed the hatred of the nation. The

horrid story of the bloody Colonel Kirk is considered as one of those

political forgeries to serve the purpose of blackening a zealous

partisan.

False reports are sometimes stratagems of war. When the chiefs of the

League had lost the battle at Ivry, with an army broken and discomfited

they still kept possession of Paris merely by imposing on the

inhabitants all sorts of false reports, such as the death of the king of

Navarre at the fortunate moment when victory, undetermined on which side

to incline, turned for the Leaguers; and they gave out false reports of

a number of victories they had elsewhere obtained. Such tales,

distributed in pamphlets and ballads among a people agitated by doubts

and fears, are gladly believed; flattering their wishes or soothing

their alarms, they contribute to their ease, and are too agreeable to

allow time for reflection.

The history of a report creating a panic may be traced in the Irish

insurrection, in the curious memoirs of James the Second. A forged

proclamation of the Prince of Orange was set forth by one Speke, and a

rumour spread that the Irish troops were killing and burning in all

parts of the kingdom! A magic-like panic instantly ran through the

people, so that in one quarter of the town of Drogheda they imagined

that the other was filled with blood and ruin. During this panic

pregnant women miscarried, aged persons died with terror, while the

truth was, that the Irish themselves were disarmed and dispersed, in

utter want of a meal or a lodging!

In the unhappy times of our civil wars under Charles the First, the

newspapers and the private letters afford specimens of this political

contrivance of false reports of every species. No extravagance of

invention to spread a terror against a party was too gross, and the city

of London was one day alarmed that the royalists were occupied by a plan

of blowing up the river Thames, by an immense quantity of powder

warehoused at the river-side; and that there existed an organised though

invisible brotherhood of many thousands with _consecrated knives_; and

those who hesitated to give credit to such rumours were branded as

malignants, who took not the danger of the parliament to heart. Forged

conspiracies and reports of great but distant victories were inventions

to keep up the spirit of a party, but oftener prognosticated some

intended change in the government. When they were desirous of augmenting

the army, or introducing new garrisons, or using an extreme measure with

the city, or the royalists, there was always a new conspiracy set

afloat; or when any great affair was to be carried in parliament,

letters of great victories were published to dishearten the opposition,

and infuse additional boldness in their own party. If the report lasted

only a few days, it obtained its purpose, and verified the observation

of Catharine de' Medici. Those politicians who raise such false reports

obtain their end: like the architect who, in building an arch, supports

it with circular props and pieces of timber, or any temporary rubbish,

till he closes the arch; and when it can support itself, he throws away

the props! There is no class of political lying which can want for

illustration if we consult the records of our civil wars; there we may

trace the whole art in all the nice management of its shades, its

qualities, and its more complicated parts, from invective to puff, and

from inuendo to prevarication! we may admire the scrupulous correction

of a lie which they had told, by another which they are telling! and

triple lying to overreach their opponents. Royalists and

Parliamentarians were alike; for, to tell one great truth, "the father

of lies" is of no party![287]

As "nothing is new under the sun," so this art of deceiving the public

was unquestionably practised among the ancients. Syphax sent Scipio word

that he could not unite with the Romans, but, on the contrary, had

declared for the Carthaginians. The Roman army were then anxiously

waiting for his expected succours: Scipio was careful to show the utmost

civility to these ambassadors, and ostentatiously treated them with

presents, that his soldiers might believe they were only returning to

hasten the army of Syphax to join the Romans. Livy censures the Roman

consul, who, after the defeat at Cannæ, told the deputies of the allies

the whole loss they had sustained: "This consul," says Livy, "by giving

too faithful and open an account of his defeat, made both himself and

his army appear still more contemptible." The result of the simplicity

of the consul was, that the allies, despairing that the Romans would

ever recover their losses, deemed it prudent to make terms with

Hannibal. Plutarch tells an amusing story, in his way, of the natural

progress of a report which was contrary to the wishes of the government;

the unhappy reporter suffered punishment as long as the rumour

prevailed, though at last it proved true. A stranger landing from

Sicily, at a barber's shop, delivered all the particulars of the defeat

of the Athenians; of which, however, the people were yet uninformed. The

barber leaves untrimmed the reporter's beard, and flies away to vent the

news in the city, where he told the Archons what he had heard. The whole

city was thrown into a ferment. The Archons called an assembly of the

people, and produced the luckless barber, who in confusion could not

give any satisfactory account of the first reporter. He was condemned as

a spreader of false news, and a disturber of the public quiet; for the

Athenians could not imagine but that they were invincible! The barber

was dragged to the wheel and tortured, till the disaster was more than

confirmed. Bayle, referring to this story, observes, that had the barber

reported a victory, though it had proved to be false, he would not have

been punished; a shrewd observation, which occurred to him from his

recollection of the fate of Stratocles. This person persuaded the

Athenians to perform a public sacrifice and thanksgiving for a victory

obtained at sea, though he well knew at the time that the Athenian fleet

had been totally defeated. When the calamity could no longer be

concealed, the people charged him with being an impostor: but Stratocles

saved his life and mollified their anger by the pleasant turn he gave

the whole affair. "Have I done you any injury?" said he. "Is it not

owing to me that you have spent three days in the pleasures of victory?"

I think that this spreader of good, but fictitious news, should have

occupied the wheel of the luckless barber, who had spread bad but true

news; for the barber had no intention of deception, but Stratocles had;

and the question here to be tried, was not the truth or the falsity of

the reports, but whether the reporters intended to deceive their

fellow-citizens? The "Chronicle" and the "Post" must be challenged on

such a jury, and all the race of news-scribes, whom Patin characterises

as _hominum genus audacissimum mendacissimum avidissimum_. Latin

superlatives are too rich to suffer a translation. But what Patin says

in his Letter 356 may be applied: "These writers insert in their papers

things they do not know, and ought not to write. It is the same trick

that is playing which was formerly played; it is the very same farce,

only it is exhibited by new actors. The worst circumstance, I think, in

this is, that this trick will continue playing a long course of years,

and that the public suffer a great deal too much by it."

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