ANECDOTES OF PRINCE HENRY, THE SON OF JAMES I., WHEN A CHILD.

Prince Henry, the son of James I., whose premature death was lamented by

the people, as well as by poets and historians, unquestionably would

have proved an heroic and military character. Had he ascended the

throne, the whole face of our history might have been changed; the days

of Agincourt and Cressy had been revived, and Henry IX. had rivalled

Henry V. It is remarkable that Prince Henry resembled that monarch in

his features, as Ben Jonson has truly recorded, though in a

complimentary verse, and as we may see by his picture, among the ancient

English ones at Dulwich College. Merlin, in a masque by Jonson,

addresses Prince Henry,

Yet rests that other thunderbolt of war,

Harry the Fifth; to whom in face you are

So like, as fate would have you so in worth.

A youth who perished in his eighteenth year has furnished the subject

of a volume, which even the deficient animation of its writer has not

deprived of attraction.[94] If the juvenile age of Prince Henry has

proved such a theme for our admiration, we may be curious to learn what

this extraordinary youth was even at an earlier period. Authentic

anecdotes of children are rare; a child has seldom a biographer by his

side. We have indeed been recently treated with "Anecdotes of Children,"

in the "Practical Education" of the literary family of the Edgeworths;

but we may presume that as Mr. Edgeworth delighted in pieces of curious

machinery in his house, these automatic infants, poets, and

metaphysicians, of whom afterwards we have heard no more, seem to have

resembled other automata, moving without any native impulse.

Prince Henry, at a very early age, not exceeding five years, evinced a

thoughtfulness of character, extraordinary in a child. Something in the

formation of this early character may be attributed to the Countess of

Mar. This lady had been the nurse of James I., and to her care the king

intrusted the prince. She is described in a manuscript of the times, as

"an ancient, virtuous, and severe lady, who was the prince's governess

from his cradle." At the age of five years the prince was consigned to

his tutor, Mr. (afterwards Sir) Adam Newton, a man of learning and

capacity, whom the prince at length chose for his secretary. The

severity of the old countess, and the strict discipline of his tutor,

were not received without affection and reverence; although not at times

without a shrewd excuse, or a turn of pleasantry, which latter faculty

the princely boy seems to have possessed in a very high degree.

The prince early attracted the attention and excited the hopes of those

who were about his person. A manuscript narrative has been preserved,

which was written by one who tells us, that he was "an attendant upon

the prince's person since he was under the age of three years, having

always diligently observed his disposition, behaviour, and

speeches."[95] It was at the earnest desire of Lord and Lady Lumley that

the writer of these anecdotes drew up this relation. The manuscript is

without date; but as Lord Lumley died in April, 1609, and leaving no

heir, his library was then purchased for the prince, Henry could not

have reached his fifteenth year; this manuscript was evidently composed

earlier: so that the _latest_ anecdotes could not have occurred beyond

his thirteenth or fourteenth year,--a time of life when few children can

furnish a curious miscellany about themselves.

The writer set down every little circumstance he considered worth

noticing, as it occurred. I shall attempt a sort of arrangement of the

most interesting, to show, by an unity of the facts, the characteristic

touches of the mind and dispositions of the princely boy.

Prince Henry in his childhood rarely wept, and endured pain without a

groan. When a boy wrestled with him in earnest, and threw him, he was

not "seen to whine or weep at the hurt." His sense of justice was early;

for when his playmate the little Earl of Mar ill-treated one of his

pages, Henry reproved his puerile friend: "I love you because you are my

lord's son and my cousin; but, if you be not better conditioned, I will

love such an one better," naming the child that had complained of him.

The first time he went to the town of Stirling, to meet the king,

observing without the gate of the town a stack of corn, it fancifully

struck him with the shape of the top he used to play with, and the child

exclaimed, "That's a good top." "Why do you not then play with it?" he

was answered. "Set you it up for me, and I will play with it." This is

just the fancy which we might expect in a lively child, with a

shrewdness in the retort above its years.

His martial character was perpetually discovering itself. When asked

what instrument he liked best, he answered, "a trumpet." We are told

that none could dance with more grace, but that he never delighted in

dancing; while he performed his heroical exercises with pride and

delight, more particularly when before the king, the constable of

Castile, and other ambassadors. He was instructed by his master to

handle and toss the pike, to march and hold himself in an affected style

of stateliness, according to the martinets of those days; but he soon

rejected such petty and artificial fashions; yet to show that this

dislike arose from no want of skill in a trifling accomplishment, he

would sometimes resume it only to laugh at it, and instantly return to

his own natural demeanour. On one of these occasions, one of these

martinets observing that they could never be good soldiers unless they

always kept true order and measure in marching, "What then must they

do," cried Henry, "when they wade through a swift-running water?" In all

things freedom of action from his own native impulse he preferred to the

settled rules of his teachers; and when his physician told him that he

rode too fast, he replied, "Must I ride by rules of physic?" When he was

eating a cold capon in cold weather, the physician told him that that

was not meat for the weather. "You may see, doctor," said Henry, "that

my cook is no astronomer." And when the same physician, observing him

eat cold and hot meat together, protested against it, "I cannot mind

that now," said the royal boy, facetiously, "though they should have run

at tilt together in my belly."

His national affections were strong. When one reported to Henry that the

King of France had said that his bastard, as well as the bastard of

Normandy, might conquer England, the princely boy exclaimed, "I'll to

cuffs with him, if he go about any such means." There was a dish of

jelly before the prince, in the form of a crown, with three lilies; and

a kind of buffoon, whom the prince used to banter, said to the prince

that that dish was worth a crown. "Ay!" exclaimed the future English

hero, "I would I had that crown!"--"It would be a great dish," rejoined

the buffoon. "How can that be," rejoined the prince, "since you value it

but a crown?" When James I. asked him whether he loved Englishmen or

Frenchmen better, he replied, "Englishmen, because he was of kindred to

more noble persons of England than of France;" and when the king

inquired whether he loved the English or the Germans better, he replied

the English; on which the king observing that his mother was a German,

the prince replied, "'Sir, you have the wyte thereof;'--a northern

speech," adds the writer, "which is as much as to say,--you are the

cause thereof."

Born in Scotland, and heir to the crown of England at a time when the

mutual jealousies of the two nations were running so high, the boy often

had occasion to express the unity of affection which was really in his

heart. Being questioned by a nobleman, whether, after his father, he had

rather be king of England or Scotland, he asked, "Which of them was

best?" Being answered, that it was England; "Then," said the

Scottish-born prince, "would I have both!" And once, in reading this

verse in Virgil,

Tros Tyriusve mihi nullo discrimine agetur,

the boy said he would make use of that verse for himself, with a slight

alteration, thus,

Anglus Scotusve mihi nullo discrimine agetur.

He was careful to keep alive the same feeling in another part of the

British dominions; and the young prince appears to have been regarded

with great affection by the Welsh; for when once the prince asked a

gentleman at what mark he should shoot, the courtier pointed with levity

at a Welshman who was present. "Will you see, then," said the princely

boy, "how I will shoot at Welshmen?" Turning his back from him, the

prince shot his arrow in the air. When a Welshman, who had taken a large

carouse, in the fulness of his heart and his head, said in the presence

of the king, that the prince should have 40,000 Welshmen, to wait upon

him against any king in Christendom; the king, not a little jealous,

hastily inquired, "To do what?" The little prince turned away the

momentary alarm by his facetiousness: "To cut off the heads of 40,000

leeks."

His bold and martial character was discoverable in minute circumstances

like these. Eating in the king's presence a dish of milk, the king asked

him why he ate so much child's meat. "Sir, it is also man's meat," Henry

replied; and immediately after having fed heartily on a partridge, the

king observed that that meat would make him a coward, according to the

prevalent notions of the age respecting diet; to which the young prince

replied, "though it be but a cowardly fowl, it shall not make me a

coward." Once taking strawberries with two spoons, when one might have

sufficed, our infant Mars gaily exclaimed, "The one I use as a rapier

and the other as a dagger!"

Adam Newton appears to have filled his office as preceptor with no

servility to the capricious fancies of the princely boy. Desirous,

however, of cherishing the generous spirit and playful humour of Henry,

his tutor encouraged a freedom of jesting with him, which appears to

have been carried at times to a degree of momentary irritability on the

side of the tutor, by the keen humour of the boy. While the royal pupil

held his master in equal reverence and affection, the gaiety of his

temper sometimes twitched the equability or the gravity of the

preceptor. When Newton, wishing to set an example to the prince in

heroic exercises, one day practised the pike, and tossing it with such

little skill as to have failed in the attempt, the young prince telling

him of his failure, Newton obviously lost his temper, observing, that

"to find fault was an evil humour." "Master, I take the humour of you."

"It becomes not a prince," observed Newton. "Then," retorted the young

prince, "doth it worse become a prince's master!" Some of these harmless

bickerings are amusing. When his tutor, playing at shuffle-board with

the prince, blamed him for changing so often, and taking up a piece,

threw it on the board, and missed his aim, the prince smilingly

exclaimed, "Well thrown, master;" on which the tutor, a little vexed,

said "he would not strive with a prince at shuffle-board." Henry

observed, "Yet you gownsmen should be best at such exercises, which are

not meet for men who are more stirring." The tutor, a little irritated,

said, "I am meet for whipping of boys." "You vaunt, then," retorted the

prince, "that which a ploughman or cart-driver can do better than you."

"I can do more," said the tutor, "for I can govern foolish children." On

which the prince, who, in his respect for his tutor, did not care to

carry the jest farther, rose from the table, and in a low voice to those

near him said, "he had need be a wise man that could do that." Newton

was sometimes severe in his chastisement; for when the prince was

playing at goff, and having warned his tutor, who was standing by in

conversation, that he was going to strike the ball, and having lifted up

the goff-club, some one observing, "Beware, sir, that you hit not Mr.

Newton!" the prince drew back the club, but smilingly observed, "Had I

done so, I had but paid my debts." At another time, when he was amusing

himself with the sports of a child, his tutor wishing to draw him to

more manly exercises, amongst other things, said to him in good humour,

"God send you a wise wife!" "That she may govern you and me!" said the

prince. The tutor observed, that "he had one of his own;" the prince

replied, "But mine, if I have one, would govern your wife, and by that

means would govern both you and me!" Henry, at this early age, excelled

in a quickness of reply, combined with reflection, which marks the

precocity of his intellect. His tutor having laid a wager with the

prince that he could not refrain from standing with his back to the

fire, and seeing him forget himself once or twice, standing in that

posture, the tutor said, "Sir, the wager is won, you have failed twice."

"Master," replied Henry, "Saint Peter's cock crew thrice."--A musician

having played a voluntary in his presence, was requested to play the

same again. "I could not for the kingdom of Spain," said the musician,

"for this were harder than for a preacher to repeat word by word a

sermon that he had not learned by rote." A clergyman standing by,

observed that he thought a preacher might do that: "Perhaps," rejoined

the young prince, "for a bishopric!"

The natural facetiousness of his temper appears frequently in the good

humour with which the little prince was accustomed to treat his

domestics. He had two of opposite characters, who were frequently set by

the ears for the sake of the sport; the one, Murray, nicknamed "the

tailor," loved his liquor; and the other was a stout "trencherman." The

king desired the prince to put an end to these broils, and to make the

men agree, and that the agreement should be written and subscribed by

both. "Then," said the prince, "must the drunken tailor subscribe it

with chalk, for he cannot write his name, and then I will make them

agree upon this condition--that the trencherman shall go into the

cellar, and drink with Will Murray, and Will Murray shall make a great

wallet for the trencherman to carry his victuals in."--One of his

servants having cut the prince's finger, and sucked out the blood with

his mouth, that it might heal the more easily, the young prince, who

expressed no displeasure at the accident, said to him pleasantly, "If,

which God forbid! my father, myself, and the rest of his kindred should

fail, you might claim the crown, for you have now in you the

blood-royal."--Our little prince once resolved on a hearty game of play,

and for this purpose only admitted his young gentlemen, and excluded the

men: it happened that an old servant, not aware of the injunction,

entered the apartment, on which the prince told him he might play too;

and when the prince was asked why he admitted this old man rather than

the other men, he rejoined, "Because he had a right to be of their

number, for _Senex bis puer_."

Nor was Henry susceptible of gross flattery, for when once he wore white

shoes, and one said that he longed to kiss his foot, the prince said to

the fawning courtier, "Sir, I am not the pope;" the other replied that

"he would not kiss the pope's foot, except it were to bite off his great

toe." The prince gravely rejoined: "At Rome you would be glad to kiss

his foot and forget the rest."

It was then the mode, when the king or the prince travelled, to sleep

with their suite at the houses of the nobility; and the loyalty and zeal

of the host were usually displayed in the reception given to the royal

guest. It happened that in one of these excursions the prince's servants

complained that they had been obliged to go to bed supperless, through

the pinching parsimony of the house, which the little prince at the time

of hearing seemed to take no great notice of. The next morning the lady

of the house coming to pay her respects to him, she found him turning

over a volume that had many pictures in it; one of which was a painting

of a company sitting at a banquet: this he showed her. "I invite you,

madam, to a feast." "To what feast?" she asked. "To this feast," said

the boy. "What! would your highness give me but a painted feast?" Fixing

his eye on her, he said, "No better, madam, is found in this house."

There was a delicacy and greatness of spirit in this ingenious reprimand

far excelling the wit of a child.

According to this anecdote-writer, it appears that James the First

probably did not delight in the martial dispositions of his son, whose

habits and opinions were, in all respects, forming themselves opposite

to his own tranquil and literary character. The writer says, that "his

majesty, with the tokens of love to him, would sometimes interlace sharp

speeches, and other demonstrations of fatherly severity." Henry, who

however lived, though he died early, to become a patron of ingenious

men, and a lover of genius, was himself at least as much enamoured of

the pike as of the pen. The king, to rouse him to study, told him, that

if he did not apply more diligently to his book, his brother, duke

Charles, who seemed already attached to study, would prove more able for

government and for the cabinet, and that himself would be only fit for

field exercises and military affairs. To his father, the little prince

made no reply; but when his tutor one day reminded him of what his

father had said, to stimulate our young prince to literary diligence,

Henry asked, whether he thought his brother would prove so good a

scholar. His tutor replied that he was likely to prove so. 'Then,'

rejoined our little prince, 'will I make Charles Archbishop of

Canterbury.'"

Our Henry was devoutly pious, and rigid in never permitting before him

any licentious language or manners. It is well known that James the

First had a habit of swearing,--expletives in conversation, which, in

truth, only expressed the warmth of his feelings; but in that age, when

Puritanism had already possessed half the nation, an oath was considered

as nothing short of blasphemy. Henry once made a keen allusion to this

verbal frailty of his father's; for when he was told that some hawks

were to be sent to him, but it was thought that the king would intercept

some of them, he replied, "He may do as he pleases, for he shall not be

put to the oath for the matter." The king once asking him what were the

best verses he had learned in the first book of Virgil, Henry answered,

"These:--

'Rex erat Æneas nobis, quo justior alter

Nec pietate fuit, nec bello major et armis.'"

Such are a few of the puerile anecdotes of a prince who died in early

youth, gleaned from a contemporary manuscript, by an eye and ear

witness. They are trifles, but trifles consecrated by his name. They are

genuine; and the philosopher knows how to value the indications of a

great and heroic character. There are among them some which may occasion

an inattentive reader to forget that they are all the speeches and the

actions of a child!

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