CHAPTER XXIII.

THE FAR WEST: TO NIAGARA FALLS.

1842.

Descriptions in Letters and in _Notes_--Outline

of Westward Travel--An Arabian Night City--A

Temperance Festival--A Party at Judge

Walker's--The Party from another View--Mournful

Results of Boredom--Young Lady's Description of

C. D.--Down the Mississippi--Listening and

Watching--A Levee at St.

Louis--Compliments--Lord Ashburton's

Arrival--Talk with a Judge on Slavery--A Negro

burnt alive--Feeling of Slaves

themselves--American Testimony--Pretty Little

Scene--A Mother and her Husband--The Baby--St.

Louis in Sight--Meeting of Wife and

Husband--Trip to a Prairie--On the Prairie at

Sunset--General Character of Scenery--The

Prairie described--Disappointment and

Enjoyment--Soiree at Planter's House Inn--Good

Fare--No Gray Heads in St. Louis--Dueling--Mrs.

Dickens as a Traveler--From Cincinnati to

Columbus--What a Levee is like--From Columbus

to Sandusky--The Travelers alone--A Log House

Inn--Making tidy--A Momentary Crisis--Americans

not a Humorous People--The Only

Recreations--From Sandusky to Buffalo--On Lake

Erie--Reception and Consolation of a

Mayor--From Buffalo to Niagara--Nearing the

Falls--The Horse-shoe--Effect upon him of

Niagara--The Old Recollection--Looking forward.

THE next letter described his experiences in the Far West, his stay in

St. Louis, his visit to a prairie, the return to Cincinnati, and, after

a stage-coach ride from that city to Columbus, the travel thence to

Sandusky, and so, by Lake Erie, to the Falls of Niagara. All these

subjects appear in the _Notes_, but nothing printed there is repeated

in the extracts now to be given. Of the closing passages of his journey,

when he turned from Columbus in the direction of home, the story, here

for the first time told, is in his most characteristic vein; the account

that will be found of the prairie will probably be preferred to what is

given in the _Notes_; the Cincinnati sketches are very pleasant; and

even such a description as that of the Niagara Falls, of which so much

is made in the book, has here an independent novelty and freshness. The

first vividness is in his letter. The naturalness of associating no

image or sense but of repose, with a grandeur so mighty and resistless,

is best presented suddenly; and, in a few words, we have the material as

well as moral beauty of a scene unrivaled in its kind upon the earth.

The instant impression we find to be worth more than the eloquent

recollection.

The captain of the boat that had dropped them at Cincinnati and gone to

St. Louis had stayed in the latter place until they were able to join

and return with him; this letter bears date accordingly, "On board the

Messenger again. Going from St. Louis back to Cincinnati. Friday,

fifteenth April, 1842;" and its first paragraph is an outline of the

movements which it afterwards describes in detail. "We remained in

Cincinnati one whole day after the date of my last, and left on

Wednesday morning, the 6th. We reached Louisville soon after midnight on

the same night; and slept there. Next day at one o'clock we put

ourselves on board another steamer, and traveled on until Sunday

evening, the tenth; when we reached St. Louis at about nine o'clock. The

next day we devoted to seeing the city. Next day, Tuesday, the twelfth,

I started off with a party of men (we were fourteen in all) to see a

prairie; returned to St. Louis about noon on the thirteenth; attended a

soiree and ball--not a dinner--given in my honor that night; and

yesterday afternoon at four o'clock we turned our faces homewards. Thank

Heaven!

"Cincinnati is only fifty years old, but is a very beautiful city; I

think the prettiest place I have seen here, except Boston. It has risen

out of the forest like an Arabian-Night city; is well laid out;

ornamented in the suburbs with pretty villas; and above all, for this is

a very rare feature in America, has smooth turf-plots and well-kept

gardens. There happened to be a great temperance festival; and the

procession mustered under, and passed, our windows early in the morning.

I suppose they were twenty thousand strong, at least. Some of the

banners were quaint and odd enough. The ship-carpenters, for instance,

displayed on one side of their flag the good Ship Temperance in full

sail; on the other, the Steamer Alcohol blowing up sky-high. The

Irishmen had a portrait of Father Mathew, you may be sure. And

Washington's broad lower jaw (by-the-by, Washington had not a pleasant

face) figured in all parts of the ranks. In a kind of square at one

outskirt of the city they divided into bodies, and were addressed by

different speakers. Drier speaking I never heard. I own that I felt

quite uncomfortable to think they could take the taste of it out of

their mouths with nothing better than water.

"In the evening we went to a party at Judge Walker's, and were

introduced to at least one hundred and fifty first-rate bores,

separately and singly. I was required to sit down by the greater part of

them, and talk![59] In the night we were serenaded (as we usually are

in every place we come to), and very well serenaded, I assure you. But

we were very much knocked up. I really think my face has acquired a

fixed expression of sadness from the constant and unmitigated boring I

endure. The LL's have carried away all my cheerfulness. There is a line

in my chin (on the right side of the under lip), indelibly fixed there

by the New Englander I told you of in my last. I have the print of a

crow's foot on the outside of my left eye, which I attribute to the

literary characters of small towns. A dimple has vanished from my cheek,

which I felt myself robbed of at the time by a wise legislator. But on

the other hand I am really indebted for a good broad grin to P. . E. . ,

literary critic of Philadelphia, and sole proprietor of the English

language in its grammatical and idiomatical purity; to P. . E. . , with the

shiny straight hair and turned-down shirt-collar, who taketh all of us

English men of letters to task in print, roundly and uncompromisingly,

but told me, at the same time, that I had 'awakened a new era' in his

mind. . . .

"The last 200 miles of the voyage from Cincinnati to St. Louis are upon

the Mississippi, for you come down the Ohio to its mouth. It is well for

society that this Mississippi, the renowned father of waters, had no

children who take after him. It is the beastliest river in the

world.". . . (His description is in the _Notes_.)

"Conceive the pleasure of rushing down this stream by night (as we did

last night) at the rate of fifteen miles an hour; striking against

floating blocks of timber every instant; and dreading some infernal blow

at every bump. The helmsman in these boats is in a little glass house

upon the roof. In the Mississippi, another man stands in the very head

of the vessel, listening and watching intently; listening, because they

can tell in dark nights by the noise when any great obstruction is at

hand. This man holds the rope of a large bell which hangs close to the

wheel-house, and whenever he pulls it the engine is to stop directly,

and not to stir until he rings again. Last night, this bell rang at

least once in every five minutes; and at each alarm there was a

concussion which nearly flung one out of bed. . . . While I have been

writing this account, we have shot out of that hideous river, thanks be

to God; never to see it again, I hope, but in a nightmare. We are now on

the smooth Ohio, and the change is like the transition from pain to

perfect ease.

"We had a very crowded levee in St. Louis. Of course the paper had an

account of it. If I were to drop a letter in the street, it would be in

the newspaper next day, and nobody would think its publication an

outrage. The editor objected to my hair, as not curling sufficiently. He

admitted an eye; but objected again to dress, as being somewhat foppish,

'and indeed perhaps rather flash.' 'But such,' he benevolently adds,

'are the differences between American and English taste--rendered more

apparent, perhaps, by all the other gentlemen present being dressed in

black.' Oh that you could have seen the other gentlemen! . . .

"A St. Louis lady complimented Kate upon her voice and manner of

speaking, assuring her that she should never have suspected her of being

Scotch, or even English. She was so obliging as to add that she would

have taken her for an American, anywhere: which she (Kate) was no doubt

aware was a very great compliment, as the Americans were admitted on all

hands to have greatly refined upon the English language! I need not tell

you that out of Boston and New York a nasal drawl is universal, but I

may as well hint that the prevailing grammar is also more than doubtful;

that the oddest vulgarisms are received idioms; that all the women who

have been bred in slave-States speak more or less like negroes, from

having been constantly in their childhood with black nurses; and that

the most fashionable and aristocratic (these are two words in great

use), instead of asking you in what place you were born, inquire where

you 'hail from.' ! !

"Lord Ashburton arrived at Annapolis t'other day, after a voyage of

forty odd days in heavy weather. Straightway the newspapers state, on

the authority of a correspondent who 'rowed round the ship' (I leave you

to fancy her condition), that America need fear no superiority from

England, in respect of her wooden walls. The same correspondent is

'quite pleased' with the frank manner of the English officers; and

patronizes them as being, for John Bulls, quite refined. My face, like

Haji Baba's, turns upside down, and my liver is changed to water, when I

come upon such things, and think who writes and who read them. . . .

"They won't let me alone about slavery. A certain judge in St. Louis

went so far yesterday that I fell upon him (to the indescribable horror

of the man who brought him) and told him a piece of my mind. I said that

I was very averse to speaking on the subject here, and always forbore,

if possible; but when he pitied our national ignorance of the truths of

slavery, I must remind him that we went upon indisputable records,

obtained after many years of careful investigation, and at all sorts of

self-sacrifice, and that I believed we were much more competent to judge

of its atrocity and horror than he who had been brought up in the midst

of it. I told him that I could sympathize with men who admitted it to be

a dreadful evil, but frankly confessed their inability to devise a means

of getting rid of it; but that men who spoke of it as a blessing, as a

matter of course, as a state of things to be desired, were out of the

pale of reason; and that for them to speak of ignorance or prejudice was

an absurdity too ridiculous to be combated. . . .

"It is not six years ago, since a slave in this very same St. Louis,

being arrested (I forget for what), and knowing he had no chance of a

fair trial, be his offense what it might, drew his bowie-knife and

ripped the constable across the body. A scuffle ensuing, the desperate

negro stabbed two others with the same weapon. The mob who gathered

round (among whom were men of mark, wealth, and influence in the place)

overpowered him by numbers; carried him away to a piece of open ground

beyond the city; _and burned him alive_. This, I say, was done within

six years, in broad day; in a city with its courts, lawyers, tipstaffs,

judges, jails, and hangman; and not a hair on the head of one of those

men has been hurt to this day. And it is, believe me, it is the

miserable, wretched independence in small things, the paltry

republicanism which recoils from honest service to an honest man, but

does not shrink from every trick, artifice, and knavery in business,

that makes these slaves necessary, and will render them so, until the

indignation of other countries sets them free.

"They say the slaves are fond of their masters. Look at this pretty

vignette[60] (part of the stock in trade of a newspaper), and judge how

you would feel, when men, looking in your face, told you such tales with

the newspaper lying on the table. In all the slave-districts,

advertisements for runaways are as much matters of course as the

announcement of the play for the evening with us. The poor creatures

themselves fairly worship English people: they would do anything for

them. They are perfectly acquainted with all that takes place in

reference to emancipation; and _of course_ their attachment to us grows

out of their deep devotion to their owners. I cut this illustration out

of a newspaper which had a leader in reference to _the abominable and

hellish doctrine of Abolition--repugnant alike to every law of God and

Nature_. 'I know something,' said a Dr. Bartlett (a very accomplished

man), late a fellow-passenger of ours,--'I know something of their

fondness for their masters. I live in Kentucky; and I can assert upon

my honor that, in my neighborhood, it is as common for a runaway slave,

retaken, to draw his bowie-knife and rip his owner's bowels open, as it

is for you to see a drunken fight in London.'

"SAME BOAT, _Saturday, Sixteenth April, 1842._

"Let me tell you, my dear Forster, before I forget it, a pretty little

scene we had on board the boat between Louisville and St. Louis, as we

were going to the latter place. It is not much to tell, but it was very

pleasant and interesting to witness."

What follows has been printed in the _Notes_, and ought not, by the rule

I have laid down, to be given here. But, beautiful as the printed

description is, it has not profited by the alteration of some touches

and the omission of others in the first fresh version of it, which, for

that reason, I here preserve,--one of the most charming soul-felt

pictures of character and emotion that ever warmed the heart in fact or

fiction. It was, I think, Jeffrey's favorite passage in all the writings

of Dickens; and certainly, if any one would learn the secret of their

popularity, it is to be read in the observation and description of this

little incident.

"There was a little woman on board, with a little baby; and both little

woman and little child were cheerful, good-looking, bright-eyed, and

fair to see. The little woman had been passing a long time with a sick

mother in New York, and had left her home in St. Louis in that condition

in which ladies who truly love their lords desire to be. The baby had

been born in her mother's house, and she had not seen her husband (to

whom she was now returning) for twelve months: having left him a month

or two after their marriage. Well, to be sure, there never was a little

woman so full of hope, and tenderness, and love, and anxiety, as this

little woman was: and there she was, all the livelong day, wondering

whether 'he' would be at the wharf; and whether 'he' had got her letter;

and whether, if she sent the baby on shore by somebody else, _'he' would

know it, meeting it in the street_: which, seeing that he had never set

eyes upon it in his life, was not very likely in the abstract, but was

probable enough to the young mother. She was such an artless little

creature; and was in such a sunny, beaming, hopeful state; and let out

all this matter, clinging close about her heart, so freely; that all the

other lady passengers entered into the spirit of it as much as she: and

the captain (who heard all about it from his wife) was wondrous sly, I

promise you: inquiring, every time we met at table, whether she expected

anybody to meet her at St. Louis, and supposing she wouldn't want to go

ashore the night we reached it, and cutting many other dry jokes which

convulsed all his hearers, but especially the ladies. There was one

little, weazen, dried-apple old woman among them, who took occasion to

doubt the constancy of husbands under such circumstances of bereavement;

and there was another lady (with a lap-dog), old enough to moralize on

the lightness of human affections, and yet not so old that she could

help nursing the baby now and then, or laughing with the rest when the

little woman called it by its father's name, and asked it all manner of

fantastic questions concerning him, in the joy of her heart. It was

something of a blow to the little woman that when we were within twenty

miles of our destination it became clearly necessary to put the baby to

bed; but she got over that with the same good humor, tied a little

handkerchief over her little head, and came out into the gallery with

the rest. Then, such an oracle as she became in reference to the

localities! and such facetiousness as was displayed by the married

ladies! and such sympathy as was shown by the single ones! and such

peals of laughter as the little woman herself (who would just as soon

have cried) greeted every jest with! At last, there were the lights of

St. Louis--and here was the wharf--and those were the steps--and the

little woman, covering her face with her hands, and laughing, or seeming

to laugh, more than ever, ran into her own cabin, and shut herself up

tight. I have no doubt that, in the charming inconsistency of such

excitement, she stopped her ears lest she should hear 'him' asking for

her; but I didn't see her do it. Then a great crowd of people rushed on

board, though the boat was not yet made fast, and was staggering about

among the other boats to find a landing-place; and everybody looked for

the husband, and nobody saw him; when all of a sudden, right in the

midst of them,--God knows how she ever got there,--there was the little

woman hugging with both arms round the neck of a fine, good-looking,

sturdy fellow! And in a moment afterwards, there she was again, dragging

him through the small door of her small cabin, to look at the baby as he

lay asleep!--What a good thing it is to know that so many of us would

have been quite down-hearted and sorry if that husband had failed to

come!"

He then resumes; but in what follows nothing is repeated that will be

found in his printed description of the jaunt to the looking-glass

prairie:

"But about the prairie--it is not, I must confess, so good in its way as

this; but I'll tell you all about that too, and leave you to judge for

yourself. Tuesday the 12th was the day fixed; and we were to start at

five in the morning--sharp. I turned out at four; shaved and dressed;

got some bread and milk; and, throwing up the window, looked down into

the street. Deuce a coach was there, nor did anybody seem to be stirring

in the house. I waited until half-past five; but no preparations being

visible even then, I left Mr. Q. to look out, and lay down upon the bed

again. There I slept until nearly seven, when I was called. . . . Exclusive

of Mr. Q. and myself, there were twelve of my committee in the party:

all lawyers except one. He was an intelligent, mild, well-informed

gentleman of my own age,--the Unitarian minister of the place. With him,

and two other companions, I got into the first coach. . . .

"We halted at so good an inn at Lebanon that we resolved to return there

at night, if possible. One would scarcely find a better village alehouse

of a homely kind in England. During our halt I walked into the village,

and met a _dwelling-house_ coming down-hill at a good round trot, drawn

by some twenty oxen! We resumed our journey as soon as possible, and got

upon the looking-glass prairie at sunset. We halted near a solitary log

house for the sake of its water; unpacked the baskets; formed an

encampment with the carriages; and dined.

"Now, a prairie is undoubtedly worth seeing--but more, that one may say

one has seen it, than for any sublimity it possesses in itself. Like

most things, great or small, in this country, you hear of it with

considerable exaggerations. Basil Hall was really quite right in

depreciating the general character of the scenery. The widely-famed Far

West is not to be compared with even the tamest portions of Scotland or

Wales. You stand upon the prairie, and see the unbroken horizon all

round you. You are on a great plain, which is like a sea without water.

I am exceedingly fond of wild and lonely scenery, and believe that I

have the faculty of being as much impressed by it as any man living. But

the prairie fell, by far, short of my preconceived idea. I felt no such

emotions as I do in crossing Salisbury Plain. The excessive flatness of

the scene makes it dreary, but tame. Grandeur is certainly not its

characteristic. I retired from the rest of the party, to understand my

own feelings the better; and looked all round, again and again. It was

fine. It was worth the ride. The sun was going down, very red and

bright; and the prospect looked like that ruddy sketch of Catlin's,

which attracted our attention (you remember?); except that there was not

so much ground as he represents, between the spectator and the horizon.

But to say (as the fashion is here) that the sight is a landmark in

one's existence, and awakens a new set of sensations, is sheer gammon. I

would say to every man who can't see a prairie--go to Salisbury Plain,

Marlborough Downs, or any of the broad, high, open lands near the sea.

Many of them are fully as impressive, and Salisbury Plain is _decidedly_

more so.

"We had brought roast fowls, buffalo's tongue, ham, bread, cheese,

butter, biscuits, sherry, champagne, lemons and sugar for punch, and

abundance of ice. It was a delicious meal; and, as they were most

anxious that I should be pleased, I warmed myself into a state of

surpassing jollity; proposed toasts from the coach-box (which was the

chair); ate and drank with the best; and made, I believe, an excellent

companion to a very friendly companionable party. In an hour or so we

packed up, and drove back to the inn at Lebanon. While supper was

preparing, I took a pleasant walk with my Unitarian friend; and when it

was over (we drank nothing with it but tea and coffee) we went to bed.

The clergyman and I had an exquisitely clean little chamber of our own;

and the rest of the party were quartered overhead. . . .

"We got back to St. Louis soon after twelve at noon; and I rested during

the remainder of the day. The soiree came off at night, in a very good

ball-room at our inn,--the Planter's House. The whole of the guests were

introduced to us, singly. We were glad enough, you may believe, to come

away at midnight; and were very tired. Yesterday, I wore a blouse.

To-day, a fur coat. Trying changes!

"IN THE SAME BOAT,

"_Sunday, Sixteenth April, 1842._

"The inns in these outlandish corners of the world would astonish you by

their goodness. The Planter's House is as large as the Middlesex

Hospital, and built very much on our hospital plan, with long wards

abundantly ventilated, and plain whitewashed walls. They had a famous

notion of sending up at breakfast-time large glasses of new milk with

blocks of ice in them as clear as crystal. Our table was abundantly

supplied indeed at every meal. One day when Kate and I were dining alone

together, in our own room, we counted sixteen dishes on the table at the

same time.

"The society is pretty rough, and intolerably conceited. All the

inhabitants are young. _I didn't see one gray head in St. Louis._ There

is an island close by, called Bloody Island. It is the dueling-ground of

St. Louis; and is so called from the last fatal duel which was fought

there. It was a pistol duel, breast to breast, and both parties fell

dead at the same time. One of our prairie party (a young man) had acted

as second there, in several encounters. The last occasion was a duel

with rifles, at forty paces; and coming home he told us how he had

bought his man a coat of green linen to fight in, woolen being usually

fatal to rifle-wounds. Prairie is variously called (on the refinement

principle, I suppose) Para_a_rer; par_e_arer; and paro_a_rer. I am

afraid, my dear fellow, you will have had great difficulty in reading

all the foregoing text. I have written it, very laboriously, on my knee;

and the engine throbs and starts as if the boat were possessed with a

devil.

"SANDUSKY,

"_Sunday, Twenty-fourth April, 1842._

"We went ashore at Louisville this night week, where I left off, two

lines above; and slept at the hotel, in which we had put up before. The

Messenger being abominably slow, we got our luggage out next morning,

and started on again at eleven o'clock in the Benjamin Franklin

mail-boat: a splendid vessel, with a cabin more than two hundred feet

long, and little state-rooms affording proportionate conveniences. She

got in at Cincinnati by one o'clock next morning, when we landed in the

dark and went back to our old hotel. As we made our way on foot over the

broken pavement, Anne measured her length upon the ground, but didn't

hurt herself. I say nothing of Kate's troubles--but you recollect her

propensity? She falls into, or out of, every coach or boat we enter;

scrapes the skin off her legs; brings great sores and swellings on her

feet; chips large fragments out of her ankle-bones; and makes herself

blue with bruises. She really has, however, since we got over the first

trial of being among circumstances so new and so fatiguing, made a _most

admirable_ traveler in every respect. She has never screamed or

expressed alarm under circumstances that would have fully justified her

in doing so, even in my eyes; has never given way to despondency or

fatigue, though we have now been traveling incessantly, through a very

rough country, for more than a month, and have been at times, as you may

readily suppose, most thoroughly tired; has always accommodated herself,

well and cheerfully, to everything; and has pleased me very much, and

proved herself perfectly game.

"We remained at Cincinnati all Tuesday the nineteenth, and all that

night. At eight o'clock on Wednesday morning the twentieth, we left in

the mail-stage for Columbus: Anne, Kate, and Mr. Q. inside; I on the

box. The distance is a hundred and twenty miles; the road macadamized;

and, for an American road, very good. We were three-and-twenty hours

performing the journey. We traveled all night; reached Columbus at seven

in the morning; breakfasted; and went to bed until dinner-time. At

night we held a levee for half an hour, and the people poured in as they

always do: each gentleman with a lady on each arm, exactly like the

Chorus to God Save the Queen. I wish you could see them, that you might

know what a splendid comparison this is. They wear their clothes

precisely as the chorus people do; and stand--supposing Kate and me to

be in the centre of the stage, with our backs to the footlights--just as

the company would, on the first night of the season. They shake hands

exactly after the manner of the guests at a ball at the Adelphi or the

Haymarket; receive any facetiousness on my part as if there were a stage

direction 'all laugh;' and have rather more difficulty in 'getting off'

than the last gentlemen, in white pantaloons, polished boots, and

berlins, usually display, under the most trying circumstances.

"Next morning, that is to say, on Friday, the 22d, at seven o'clock

exactly, we resumed our journey. The stage from Columbus to this place

only running thrice a week, and not on that day, I bargained for an

'exclusive extra' with four horses; for which I paid forty dollars, or

eight pounds English: the horses changing, as they would if it were the

regular stage. To insure our getting on properly, the proprietors sent

an agent on the box; and, with no other company but him and a hamper

full of eatables and drinkables, we went upon our way. It is impossible

to convey an adequate idea to you of the kind of road over which we

traveled. I can only say that it was, at the best, but a track through

the wild forest, and among the swamps, bogs, and morasses of the

withered bush. A great portion of it was what is called a 'corduroy

road:' which is made by throwing round logs or whole trees into a swamp,

and leaving them to settle there. Good Heaven! if you only felt one of

the least of the jolts with which the coach falls from log to log! It is

like nothing but going up a steep flight of stairs in an omnibus. Now

the coach flung us in a heap on its floor, and now crushed our heads

against its roof. Now one side of it was deep in the mire, and we were

holding on to the other. Now it was lying on the horses' tails, and now

again upon its back. But it never, never was in any position, attitude,

or kind of motion, to which we are accustomed in coaches; or made the

smallest approach to our experience of the proceedings of any sort of

vehicle that goes on wheels. Still, the day was beautiful, the air

delicious, and we were _alone_; with no tobacco-spittle, or eternal

prosy conversation about dollars and politics (the only two subjects

they ever converse about, or can converse upon), to bore us. We really

enjoyed it; made a joke of the being knocked about; and were quite

merry. At two o'clock we stopped in the wood to open our hamper and

dine; and we drank to our darlings and all friends at home. Then we

started again and went on until ten o'clock at night: when we reached a

place called Lower Sandusky, sixty-two miles from our starting-point.

The last three hours of the journey were not very pleasant; for it

lightened--awfully: every flash very vivid, very blue, and very long;

and, the wood being so dense that the branches on _either_ side of the

track rattled and broke _against_ the coach, it was rather a dangerous

neighborhood for a thunder-storm.

"The inn at which we halted was a rough log house. The people were all

abed, and we had to knock them up. We had the queerest sleeping-room,

with two doors, one opposite the other; both opening directly on the

wild black country, and neither having any lock or bolt. The effect of

these opposite doors was, that one was always blowing the other open: an

ingenuity in the art of building, which I don't remember to have met

with before. You should have seen me, in my shirt, blockading them with

portmanteaus, and desperately endeavoring to make the room tidy! But the

blockading was really needful, for in my dressing-case I have about

250_l._ in gold; and for the amount of the middle figure in that scarce

metal there are not a few men in the West who would murder their

fathers. Apropos of this golden store, consider at your leisure the

strange state of things in this country. It has _no money_; really no

money. The bank-paper won't pass; the newspapers are full of

advertisements from tradesmen who sell by barter; and American gold is

not to be had, or purchased. I bought sovereigns, English sovereigns, at

first; but as I could get none of them at Cincinnati, to this day, I

have had to purchase French gold; 20-franc pieces; with which I am

traveling as if I were in Paris!

"But let's go back to Lower Sandusky. Mr. Q. went to bed up in the roof

of the log house somewhere, but was so beset by bugs that he got up

after an hour and _lay in the coach_, . . . where he was obliged to wait

till breakfast-time. We breakfasted, driver and all, in the one common

room. It was papered with newspapers, and was as rough a place as need

be. At half-past seven we started again, and we reached Sandusky at six

o'clock yesterday afternoon. It is on Lake Erie, twenty-four hours'

journey by steamboat from Buffalo. We found no boat here, nor has there

been one, since. We are waiting, with every thing packed up, ready to

start on the shortest notice; and are anxiously looking out for smoke in

the distance.

"There was an old gentleman in the log inn at Lower Sandusky who treats

with the Indians on the part of the American government, and has just

concluded a treaty with the Wyandot Indians at that place to remove next

year to some land provided for them west of the Mississippi, a little

way beyond St. Louis. He described his negotiation to me, and their

reluctance to go, exceedingly well. They are a fine people, but degraded

and broken down. If you could see any of their men and women on a

race-course in England, you would not know them from gipsies.

"We are in a small house here, but a very comfortable one, and the

people are exceedingly obliging. Their demeanor in these country parts

is invariably morose, sullen, clownish, and repulsive. I should think

there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute

of humor, vivacity, or the capacity of enjoyment. It is most remarkable.

I am quite serious when I say that I have not heard a hearty laugh these

six weeks, except my own; nor have I seen a merry face on any shoulders

but a black man's. Lounging listlessly about; idling in bar-rooms;

smoking; spitting; and lolling on the pavement in rocking-chairs,

outside the shop-doors; are the only recreations. I don't think the

national shrewdness extends beyond the Yankees; that is, the Eastern

men. The rest are heavy, dull, and ignorant. Our landlord here is from

the East. He is a handsome, obliging, civil fellow. He comes into the

room with his hat on; spits in the fireplace as he talks; sits down on

the sofa with his hat on; pulls out his newspaper, and reads; but to all

this I am accustomed. He is anxious to please--and that is enough.

"We are wishing very much for a boat; for we hope to find our letters at

Buffalo. It is half-past one; and, as there is no boat in sight, we are

fain (sorely against our wills) to order an early dinner.

"_Tuesday, April Twenty-sixth, 1842._

"NIAGARA FALLS!!! (UPON THE ENGLISH[61] SIDE.)

"I don't know at what length I might have written you from Sandusky, my

beloved friend, if a steamer had not come in sight just as I finished

the last unintelligible sheet! (oh! the ink in these parts!): whereupon

I was obliged to pack up bag and baggage, to swallow a hasty apology for

a dinner, and to hurry my train on board with all the speed I might. She

was a fine steamship, four hundred tons burden, name the Constitution,

had very few passengers on board, and had bountiful and handsome

accommodation. It's all very fine talking about Lake Erie, but it won't

do for persons who are liable to sea-sickness. We were all sick. It's

almost as bad in that respect as the Atlantic. The waves are very short,

and horribly constant. We reached Buffalo at six this morning; went

ashore to breakfast; sent to the post-office forthwith; and

received--oh! who or what can say with how much pleasure and what

unspeakable delight!--our English letters!

"We lay all Sunday night at a town (and a beautiful town too) called

Cleveland; on Lake Erie. The people poured on board, in crowds, by six

on Monday morning, to see me; and a party of 'gentlemen' actually

planted themselves before our little cabin, and stared in at the door

and windows _while I was washing, and Kate lay in bed_. I was so

incensed at this, and at a certain newspaper published in that town

which I had accidentally seen in Sandusky (advocating war with England

to the death, saying that Britain must be 'whipped again,' and promising

all true Americans that within two years they should sing Yankee Doodle

in Hyde Park and Hail Columbia in the courts of Westminster), that when

the mayor came on board to present himself to me, according to custom, I

refused to see him, and bade Mr. Q. tell him why and wherefore. His

honor took it very coolly, and retired to the top of the wharf, with a

big stick and a whittling knife, with which he worked so lustily

(staring at the closed door of our cabin all the time) that long before

the boat left, the big stick was no bigger than a cribbage-peg!

"I never in my life was in such a state of excitement as coming from

Buffalo here, this morning. You come by railroad, and are nigh two hours

upon the way. I looked out for the spray, and listened for the roar, as

far beyond the bounds of possibility as though, landing in Liverpool, I

were to listen for the music of your pleasant voice in Lincoln's Inn

Fields. At last, when the train stopped, I saw two great white clouds

rising up from the depths of the earth,--nothing more. They rose up

slowly, gently, majestically, into the air. I dragged Kate down a deep

and slippery path leading to the ferry-boat; bullied Anne for not coming

fast enough; perspired at every pore; and felt, it is impossible to say

how, as the sound grew louder and louder in my ears, and yet nothing

could be seen for the mist.

"There were two English officers with us (ah! what _gentlemen_, what

noblemen of nature they seemed), and they hurried off with me; leaving

Kate and Anne on a crag of ice; and clambered after me over the rocks at

the foot of the small Fall, while the ferryman was getting the boat

ready. I was not disappointed--but I could make out nothing. In an

instant I was blinded by the spray, and wet to the skin. I saw the water

tearing madly down from some immense height, but could get no idea of

shape, or situation, or anything but vague immensity. But when we were

seated in the boat, and crossing at the very foot of the cataract--then

I began to feel what it was. Directly I had changed my clothes at the

inn I went out again, taking Kate with me, and hurried to the Horse-shoe

Fall. I went down alone, into the very basin. It would be hard for a man

to stand nearer God than he does there. There was a bright rainbow at my

feet; and from that I looked up to--great Heaven! to _what_ a fall of

bright green water! The broad, deep, mighty stream seems to die in the

act of falling; and from its unfathomable grave arises that tremendous

ghost of spray and mist which is never laid, and has been haunting this

place with the same dread solemnity--perhaps from the creation of the

world.

"We purpose remaining here a week. In my next I will try to give you

some idea of my impressions, and to tell you how they change with every

day. At present it is impossible. I can only say that the first effect

of this tremendous spectacle on me was peace of mind--tranquillity--great

thoughts of eternal rest and happiness--nothing of terror. I can shudder

at the recollection of Glencoe (dear friend, with Heaven's leave we must

see Glencoe together), but whenever I think of Niagara I shall think of

its beauty.

"If you could hear the roar that is in my ears as I write this. Both

Falls are under our windows. From our sitting-room and bedroom we look

down straight upon them. There is not a soul in the house but ourselves.

What would I give if you and Mac were here to share the sensations of

this time! I was going to add, what would I give if the dear girl whose

ashes lie in Kensal Green had lived to come so far along with us--but

she has been here many times, I doubt not, since her sweet face faded

from my earthly sight.

* * * * *

"One word on the precious letters before I close. You are right, my dear

fellow, about the papers; and you are right (I grieve to say) about the

people. _Am I right?_ quoth the conjurer. _Yes!_ from gallery, pit, and

boxes. I _did_ let out those things, at first, against my will, but when

I come to tell you all--well; only wait--only wait--till the end of

July. I say no more.

"I do perceive a perplexingly divided and subdivided duty, in the matter

of the book of travels. Oh! the sublimated essence of comicality that I

_could_ distil, from the materials I have! . . . You are a part, and an

essential part, of our home, dear friend, and I exhaust my imagination

in picturing the circumstances under which I shall surprise you by

walking into 58, Lincoln's Inn Fields. We are truly grateful to God for

the health and happiness of our inexpressibly dear children and all our

friends. But one letter more--only one. . . . I don't seem to have been

half affectionate enough, but there _are_ thoughts, you know, that lie

too deep for words."

FOOTNOTES:

[59] A young lady's account of this party, written next morning, and

quoted in one of the American memoirs of Dickens, enables us to

contemplate his suffering from the point of view of those who inflicted

it: "I went last evening to a party at Judge Walker's, given to the hero

of the day. . . . When we reached the house, Mr. Dickens had left the

crowded rooms, and was in the hall with his wife, about taking his

departure when we entered the door. We were introduced to him in our

wrapping; and in the flurry and embarrassment of the meeting, one of the

party dropped a parcel, containing shoes, gloves, etc. Mr. Dickens,

stooping, gathered them up and restored them with a laughing remark, and

we bounded up-stairs to get our things off. Hastening down again, we

found him with Mrs. Dickens seated upon a sofa, surrounded by a group of

ladies; Judge Walker having requested him to delay his departure for a

few moments, for the gratification of some tardy friends who had just

arrived, ourselves among the number. Declining to re-enter the rooms

where he had already taken leave of the guests, he had seated himself in

the hall. He is young and handsome, has a mellow, beautiful eye, fine

brow, and abundant hair. His mouth is large, and his smile so bright it

seemed to shed light and happiness all about him. His manner is easy,

negligent, but not elegant. His dress was foppish; in fact, he was

overdressed, yet his garments were worn so easily they appeared to be a

necessary part of him. (!) He had a dark coat, with lighter pantaloons;

a black waistcoat, embroidered with colored flowers; and about his neck,

covering his white shirt-front, was a black neckcloth, also embroidered

in colors, in which were placed two large diamond pins connected by a

chain. A gold watch-chain, and a large red rose in his button-hole,

completed his toilet. He appeared a little weary, but answered the

remarks made to him--for he originated none--in an agreeable manner. Mr.

Beard's portrait of Fagin was so placed in the room that we could see it

from where we stood surrounding him. One of the ladies asked him if it

was his idea of the Jew. He replied, 'Very nearly.' Another, laughingly,

requested that he would give her the rose he wore, as a memento. He

shook his head and said, 'That will not do; he could not give it to one;

the others would be jealous.' A half-dozen then insisted on having it,

whereupon he proposed to divide the leaves among them. In taking the

rose from his coat, either by design or accident, the leaves loosened

and fell upon the floor, and amid considerable laughter the ladies

stooped and gathered them. He remained some twenty minutes, perhaps, in

the hall, and then took his leave. I must confess to considerable

disappointment in the personal of my idol. I felt that his throne was

shaken, although it never could be destroyed." This appalling picture

supplements and very sufficiently explains the mournful passage in the

text.

[60] "RUNAWAY NEGRO IN JAIL" was the heading of the advertisement

inclosed, which had a woodcut of master and slave in its corner, and

announced that Wilford Garner, sheriff and jailer of Chicot County,

Arkansas, requested owner to come and prove property--or----

[61] Ten dashes underneath the word.

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