ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

(EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.)

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[Illustration: THE NEW "DEMOCRATISED" ARMY.

Certain officers having been guilty of the heinous offence of choosing

one of two alternatives offered them by their superiors, it is now

proposed to remodel our military system on democratic lines so as to

leave no room for suspicion of political bias.

[Major RAMSAY MACDONALD, Field-Marshal the Baron BYLES OF BRADFORD,

Lieut.-Col. Sir J. BRUNNER, Capt. JOHN WARD and Col. KEIR HARDIE.]]

* * * * *

_House of Commons, Monday, March 30._--Stirring quarter of an hour. For

dramatic surprise Drury Lane or Sadlers Wells in palmiest days not in it

with T. R. Westminster. Doors open as usual at 2.45. In a few minutes

there was standing room only. Appointed business of sitting Third

Reading of Consolidated Fund Bill. Peculiarity of this measure is that

through successive stages, each occupying a full sitting, no one even

distantly alludes to its existence or provisions. Any other subject

under the sun may, and is, talked around at length. To-day expected

that opportunity would be seized by Opposition to make fresh attack on

Government in respect of the Curragh affair and all it led to. Hence the

crowded benches and prevalent expectation of a scrimmage.

A cloud of questions addressed to PRIME MINISTER answered with that

directness and brevity that mark his share in the conversation.

Questions on Paper disposed of, LEADER OF OPPOSITION asked whether Sir

JOHN FRENCH and Sir SPENCER EWART had withdrawn their resignation?

Answering in the negative, the PREMIER paid high tribute to the ability,

loyalty and devotion to duty with which the gallant officers have served

the Army and the State. He added, what was regarded as foregone

conclusion, that SECRETARY OF STATE FOR WAR had thought it right to

press his proffered resignation.

Here it seemed was end of statement. Members expected to see PREMIER

resume his seat. He continued in the same level businesslike tone:--

"In the circumstances, after much consideration, with not a little

reluctance, I have felt it my duty, for the time at any rate, to assume

the office of Secretary of State for War."

There followed a moment of silence. Effect of announcement, unexpected,

momentous, was stupefying. Then a cheer, strident, almost savage in its

passion, burst from serried ranks of Ministerialists. One leaped up and

waved a copy of Orders of the Day. In an instant all were on their feet

wildly cheering.

Meanwhile the PREMIER, apparently impassive, stood silent at the Table.

When storm exhausted itself he quietly added that in accordance with law

he would forthwith retire from the House "until, if it pleases them, my

constituents sanction my return."

Demonstration of personal esteem and political approval repeated when, a

few moments later, he walked out behind SPEAKER'S Chair. Again the

Liberals, now joined by Irish Nationalists, uprose, madly cheering.

Following upon this unprecedented scene, SEELY'S personal statement

inevitably partook of character of anticlimax. Entering while Questions

were going forward, he passed the Treasury bench, where he had no longer

right to sit, and turned up the Gangway, to find every seat occupied. He

stood for a moment irresolute. CUTHBERT WASON, who has permanently

appropriated third corner seat above Gangway (and portion of one

adjoining), courteously made room for the ex-Minister.

SEELY'S brief statement, dignified in its simplicity, unexceptional in

its good taste, listened to by both sides with evident sympathy. During

two years' administration of War Office affairs, he has by

straightforwardness, urbanity, and display of perfect command of his

subject, increased the personal popularity enjoyed whilst he was yet a

private Member.

_Business done._--Resignation by Colonel SEELY of War Office portfolio

announced. PRIME MINISTER takes it in personal charge.

_House of Lords, Tuesday._--During last two days noble Lords been

delighted with little by-play provided by Lord CURZON. Yesterday, he by

severe cross-examination extracted from Lord MORLEY admission of

personal knowledge of what are known as the peccant paragraphs in

document handed on behalf of War Office to General GOUGH.

What troubled CURZON was apprehension that such admission must

necessarily be followed by resignation. Regretted this for dual reason.

First, House would be deprived of presence of esteemed Viscount on

Ministerial bench. Secondly, and to the generous mind this consideration

even more poignant, the secession of a Minister so highly prized would

in present circumstances strike heavy blow at Government. Might even

lead to break up of Ministry, dissolution of Parliament, destruction of

Home Rule and Welsh Church Bills.

Under cross-examination MORLEY, whilst making clean breast of his share

in incident that led to resignation of WAR MINISTER, said never a word

about possibility, or otherwise, of his own retirement. CURZON'S

generous alarm deepened. Better know the worst if it were lurking in the

background.

"How comes it," he asked, "if the Government felt compelled to withdraw

these paragraphs, and if the SECRETARY FOR WAR resigned, that we still

have the good fortune to see the noble Viscount in charge of the

Government bench?"

"The latter point," said MORLEY, "will be answered more or less

satisfactorily to-morrow."

CURZON went home in state of profound depression. MORLEY, regardless of

the comfort, even the safety, of his colleagues in the Cabinet,

evidently meant resignation. Came down to-day, his ingenuous countenance

exhibiting signs of passage through an unrestful night.

"But," as he quaintly remarked to commiserating friend, "better have the

tooth out at once."

Up again at first opportunity. Still harping on the Viscount.

"It is rather difficult to see," he remarked, "why, the SECRETARY FOR

WAR having handed in his first resignation, we should still have been

favoured with the continuance in office of the noble Viscount.... The

upshot of the incident is that Colonel SEELY has gone, while I hope the

noble Viscount is going to remain."

Appeal irresistible. In response MORLEY explained that had SEELY

persisted in his first resignation his would have followed. When it came

to SEELY'S second resignation he felt bound to remain.

Distinction subtle. Possibly it was effect of wrestling with it that

made CURZON look less joyous than might have been expected, seeing he

had realised his disinterested hope, and a second, even more damaging,

secession from a stricken Cabinet had been averted.

[Illustration: Lord CURZON (_to Lord MORLEY_). "Must you go? Can't you

stay?"]

_Business done._--In the Commons debate on Second Reading of Home Rule

Bill resumed. Atmosphere significantly less stormy than heretofore.

_House of Commons, Thursday._--The MEMBER FOR SARK, in pursuance of his

favourite axiom that there is nothing new under the sun, calls attention

to two conversations in which he discovers singularly close parallel in

tone and temper. The first will be found in official report of

Parliamentary debate. It took place between LEADER OF OPPOSITION and

FIRST LORD OF ADMIRALTY, the former insistent upon House being made

acquainted with Sir ARTHUR PAGET'S report of what happened when he

addressed officers under his command at Curragh on possibility of their

being ordered to Ulster.

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