From a beauty specialist's advertisement:--

"How a poet of such a 'profound subtlety of instinct for the

absolute expression of absolute natural beauty' as Keats could have

penned the lines:--

'_Beauty is Fat, Fat Beauty. That is all Ye know on earth, and all

ye need to know._'

must remain one of those unfathomable curiosities of the working of

the human mind."

We hope the writer hasn't been bothering about it for long. The good

news we have for him--that KEATS didn't--will remove a great weight from

his mind.

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"The bride's going away costume was of Parma violet cloth, with

waistcoat effect, in brocaded silk. She wore, also, a large blue

wolf, the gift of the bridegroom."

_Newcastle Evening Chronicle._

_Bride_. "Of course, dear, one is bound not to look a gift wolf in the

mouth, but are you _sure_ the large blue ones don't bite?"

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, April 8, 1914 · 第 5 / 38 题