CHAPTER XXXVI.

We have got so far east, now--a hundred and fifty-five degrees of

longitude from San Francisco--that my watch can not “keep the hang” of

the time any more. It has grown discouraged, and stopped. I think it

did a wise thing. The difference in time between Sebastopol and the

Pacific coast is enormous. When it is six o'clock in the morning here,

it is somewhere about week before last in California. We are excusable

for getting a little tangled as to time. These distractions and

distresses about the time have worried me so much that I was afraid my

mind was so much affected that I never would have any appreciation of

time again; but when I noticed how handy I was yet about comprehending

when it was dinner-time, a blessed tranquillity settled down upon me, and

I am tortured with doubts and fears no more.

Odessa is about twenty hours' run from Sebastopol, and is the most

northerly port in the Black Sea. We came here to get coal, principally.

The city has a population of one hundred and thirty-three thousand, and

is growing faster than any other small city out of America. It is a free

port, and is the great grain mart of this particular part of the world.

Its roadstead is full of ships. Engineers are at work, now, turning the

open roadstead into a spacious artificial harbor. It is to be almost

inclosed by massive stone piers, one of which will extend into the sea

over three thousand feet in a straight line.

I have not felt so much at home for a long time as I did when I “raised

the hill” and stood in Odessa for the first time. It looked just like an

American city; fine, broad streets, and straight as well; low houses,

(two or three stories,) wide, neat, and free from any quaintness of

architectural ornamentation; locust trees bordering the sidewalks (they

call them acacias;) a stirring, business-look about the streets and the

stores; fast walkers; a familiar new look about the houses and every

thing; yea, and a driving and smothering cloud of dust that was so like a

message from our own dear native land that we could hardly refrain from

shedding a few grateful tears and execrations in the old time-honored

American way. Look up the street or down the street, this way or that

way, we saw only America! There was not one thing to remind us that we

were in Russia. We walked for some little distance, reveling in this

home vision, and then we came upon a church and a hack-driver, and

presto! the illusion vanished! The church had a slender-spired dome that

rounded inward at its base, and looked like a turnip turned upside down,

and the hackman seemed to be dressed in a long petticoat with out any

hoops. These things were essentially foreign, and so were the carriages

--but every body knows about these things, and there is no occasion for

my describing them.

We were only to stay here a day and a night and take in coal; we

consulted the guide-books and were rejoiced to know that there were no

sights in Odessa to see; and so we had one good, untrammeled holyday on

our hands, with nothing to do but idle about the city and enjoy

ourselves. We sauntered through the markets and criticised the fearful

and wonderful costumes from the back country; examined the populace as

far as eyes could do it; and closed the entertainment with an ice-cream

debauch. We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are

apt to dissipate to excess. We never cared any thing about ice-cream at

home, but we look upon it with a sort of idolatry now that it is so

scarce in these red-hot climates of the East.

We only found two pieces of statuary, and this was another blessing. One

was a bronze image of the Duc de Richelieu, grand-nephew of the splendid

Cardinal. It stood in a spacious, handsome promenade, overlooking the

sea, and from its base a vast flight of stone steps led down to the

harbor--two hundred of them, fifty feet long, and a wide landing at the

bottom of every twenty. It is a noble staircase, and from a distance the

people toiling up it looked like insects. I mention this statue and this

stairway because they have their story. Richelieu founded Odessa

--watched over it with paternal care--labored with a fertile brain and a

wise understanding for its best interests--spent his fortune freely to

the same end--endowed it with a sound prosperity, and one which will yet

make it one of the great cities of the Old World--built this noble

stairway with money from his own private purse--and--. Well, the people

for whom he had done so much, let him walk down these same steps, one

day, unattended, old, poor, without a second coat to his back; and when,

years afterwards, he died in Sebastopol in poverty and neglect, they

called a meeting, subscribed liberally, and immediately erected this

tasteful monument to his memory, and named a great street after him.

It reminds me of what Robert Burns' mother said when they erected a

stately monument to his memory: “Ah, Robbie, ye asked them for bread and

they hae gi'en ye a stane.”

The people of Odessa have warmly recommended us to go and call on the

Emperor, as did the Sebastopolians. They have telegraphed his Majesty,

and he has signified his willingness to grant us an audience. So we are

getting up the anchors and preparing to sail to his watering-place. What

a scratching around there will be, now! what a holding of important

meetings and appointing of solemn committees!--and what a furbishing up

of claw-hammer coats and white silk neck-ties! As this fearful ordeal we

are about to pass through pictures itself to my fancy in all its dread

sublimity, I begin to feel my fierce desire to converse with a genuine

Emperor cooling down and passing away. What am I to do with my hands?

What am I to do with my feet? What in the world am I to do with myself?

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