_A Literary Theory_--An isolated “idea” or theory in regard to

imaginative literature, without reference to any ordered

and reasoned conception of its meaning and purpose.

_Impressionist Criticism_--Any expression of taste without

adequate guidance of knowledge or thought.

_Intellectualist (or dogmatic) criticism_--Criticism based on

the conception that art is a product of thought rather than

of imagination, and that the creative fantasy of the artist

can be limited and judged by the critic’s pre-conceived

theories; or in the more ornate words of Francis Thompson,

criticism that is “for ever shearing the wild tresses of

poetry between rusty rules.”

_The Intellectuals_--All who lay undue stress on the place of

intellect in life, and assume that the turbulent flux of

reality can be tied up in neat parcels of intellectual

formulæ.

_Poetry_--All literature in which reality has been transfigured

by the imagination, including poetry in its narrower sense,

the novel, the drama, etc.; used instead of “imaginative

literature,” not merely for the sake of brevity, but as

implying a special emphasis on creative power.

_Poet_--A writer of imaginative literature in any of its forms;

not used in this essay in the narrower sense of a writer of

verse.

_Learning_--The accumulation of certain forms of knowledge

as a basis for scholarship, but no more the main purpose

of scholarship than his preparatory training is the sole

object of the athlete or soldier.

_Scholarship_--The discipline and illumination that come from

the intellectual mastery of a definite problem in the

spiritual (as opposed to the practical) life of man.

_Pedant_--Any one who thinks that learning is the whole of

scholarship.

J. E. S.

SCHOOL AND COLLEGE LIFE

Should we ever entertain an intelligent explorer from Mars, we should

of course importune him, in season and out, for his impressions of

America. And if he were candid as well as intelligent, he might

ultimately be interviewed somewhat as follows:

“At first I thought the most striking fact about you was your

passion for education. While I have been enjoying your so thorough

hospitality I have met a minority of Americans who express themselves

less complacently than the rest about your material blessings; I have

talked with a few dissidents from your political theory; and I have

even heard complaints that it is possible to carry moral enthusiasm

too far. But I have yet to meet that American who is sceptical about

education as such, though on the other hand I have found few of

your citizens quite content with the working of every part of your

educational establishment. And this very discontent was what clinched

my first impression that schooling is the most vital of your passionate

interests.

“Yet as I have travelled from one to another of your cities, a second

fact about you has struck me so forcibly as to contest the supremacy

of the first. You Americans more and more seem to me to be essentially

alike. Your cities are only less identical than the trains that ply

between them. Nearly any congregation could worship just as comfortably

in nearly any other church. The casts of almost any two plays, the

staffs of almost any two newspapers, even the faculties of almost any

two colleges could exchange ‘vehicles’ with about the same results that

would attend their exchanging clothes.

“And in nothing are you so alike as in your universal desire to be

alike--to be inconspicuous, to put on straw hats on the same day,

to change your clothes in Texas in accordance with the seasons in

New York, to read the books everybody else is reading, to adopt the

opinions a weekly digests for you from the almost uniform opinions of

the whole of the daily press, in war and peace to be incontestably and

entirely American.

“Now, I should scarcely make bold to be so frank about these

observations if some of my new friends had not reassured me with the

information that they are not novel, that a distinguished Englishman

has put them into what you have considered the most representative and

have made the most popular book about your commonwealth, that in fact

you rather enjoy having outsiders recognize the success of your efforts

in uniformity. There is, of course, no reason why you should not be

as similar to each other as you choose, and you must not interpret my

surprise to mean that I am shocked by anything except the contradiction

I find between this essential similarity and what I have called your

passion for education.

“On Mars it has for a long time been our idea that the function of the

school is to put our youth in touch with what all sorts of Martians

have thought and are thinking, have felt and are feeling. I say ‘put

in touch’ rather than ‘teach,’ because it is not so much our notion

to pack their minds and hearts as to proffer samples of our various

cultures and supply keys to the storehouses--not unlike your libraries,

museums, and laboratories--that contain our records. We prefer to

think of schooling as a kind of thoroughfare between our past and our

present, an avenue to the recovery and appreciation of as many as

possible of those innumerable differences between Martian and Martian,

those conflicting speculations and cogitations, myths and hypotheses

regarding our planet and ourselves that have gone into the warp and

woof of our mental history. Thus we have hoped not only to preserve

and add to the body of Martian knowledge, but also to understand

better and utilize more variously our present minds. So it seems to us

perfectly natural, and has rather pleased than distressed us, that our

students should emerge from their studies with a multitude of differing

sympathies, beliefs, tastes, and ambitions. We have thought that such

an education enriched the lives of all of us, lives that ignorance

could not fail to constrict and subject to hum-drum monotony.

“So when I return to Mars and report that I found Earth’s most

favourable continent inhabited by its most literate great people,

a people that has carried the use of print and other means of

communication to a point we Martians have never dared dream about;

that this people has at once the most widely diffused enthusiasm for

education and the most comprehensive school equipment on Earth; and

finally that this people is at the same time the most uniform in its

life--well, I fear I shall not be believed.”

On subsequent visits the Martian might, as a wise man does who is

confronted by a logical impasse, re-examine the terms of his paradox.

As regards our uniformity, fresh evidence could only endorse his first

impressions. The vestigial remnants of what regional cultures we have

had are rapidly being effaced by our unthinking standardization in

every department of life. The railroad, the telephone and telegraph,

the newspaper, the Ford, the movies, advertising--all have scarcely

standardized themselves before they have set about standardizing

everything within their reach. Not even our provinces of the

picturesque are immune, the places and things we like to think of as

“different” (word that betrays our standard sameness!) and glamorous

of our romantic golden age. In the Old South, Birmingham loves to

call herself the Pittsburgh of the South; our railroads have all but

hounded the packets from the Mississippi; it is notorious that our

apostles to the Indians, whether political, religious, or pedagogic,

wage relentless war on the very customs and traditions we cherish in

legend; the beautiful Missions that a kindlier evangelism bequeathed

to them are repeated and cheapened in every suburb and village of the

land, under every harsher sky; those once spontaneous fêtes of the

plains, the “Stampede” and the “Round-Up,” have been made so spurious

that the natives abandon them for a moth-eaten Wild West Show made in

the East; and in only a year or two even New Orleans’ Mardi Gras will

be indistinguishable from its counterfeits in St. Louis and elsewhere.

As with these adventitious and perhaps not very important regional

differentiations, so with the one fundamental demarcation our people

have all along recognized as conditioning the give-and-take of American

life. The line between the East and the West, advancing from the

Alleghanies to the Rockies and then part of the way back, has never

stayed long enough in one zone to be precisely drawn, but it has

always been sharply felt. Since Colonial times the East has meant many

things--wealth, stability, contacts with Europe, refinement, industry,

centralized finance--and the West has meant many things--hardship

and adventure, El Dorado, outlawry, self-reliance, agriculture, vast

enterprise; but they have never been so close to meaning the same

things as to-day. To-morrow they will merge. Even now the geographical

line between them may be drawn anywhere in a belt two thousand miles

wide, in which it will be fixed according to the nativity of the critic

rather than by any pronounced social stigmata. East or West, there is

a greater gulf between the intelligent and the unintelligent of the

same parish than divides the intelligent of different parishes. East

or West, Americans think pretty much the same thoughts, feel about the

same emotions, and express themselves in the American tongue--that

is, in slang. If the slang, the accent, the manner differ noticeably,

as they still do, there are not wanting signs that another generation

will obliterate these differences too. Publishing, to be sure, tends

to concentrate in the East, though without impoverishing the West,

since all notable circulations have to be national to survive. The

very fact that the country’s publishing can be done from New York,

Philadelphia, and Boston demonstrates our national unanimity of opinion

and expression.

Before it overleapt the geographical walls, this national unanimity

had wiped out every class distinction but one, which it has steadily

tended to entrench--the money line. Families may continue to hold their

place only on the condition that they keep their money or get more; and

a moderate fortune, no matter how quickly come by, has only to make a

few correct strokes, avoid a few obvious bunkers, and it will found a

family by inadvertence. The process is so simple that clerks practise

it during their vacations at the shore.

Besides money, there is one other qualification--personal charm. Its

chief function, perhaps, is to disguise the essentially monetary

character of American social life. At any rate, Americans are almost as

uniformly charming as they are uniformly acquisitive. For the most part

it is a negative charm, a careful skirting of certain national taboos:

it eschews frank egoism, unfavourable criticism, intellectual subtlety,

unique expressions of temperament, humour that is no respecter of

persons, anything that might disturb the _status quo_ of reciprocal

kindliness and complacent optimism. The unpopular American is unpopular

not because he is a duffer or a bore, but because he is “conceited,”

a “knocker,” a “highbrow,” a “nut,” a “grouch,” or something of that

ilk. We do not choose, as the Martian suggested, to be as similar as

possible; we choose _not_ to be dissimilar. If our convictions about

America and what is American sprang from real knowledge of ourselves

and of our capacities, we should relish egoists, disinterested

critics, intellectuals, artists, and irreverent humourists, instead of

suppressing them when we cannot mould them. That we do not relish them,

that we protect ourselves from them, is evidence that we fear them.

What reason should we have to fear them save a secret distrust of our

asseverated convictions? Our unanimity, then, would seem to the Martian

to be an artificial substitute for some natural background we lack but

should like to have; and a most dangerous wish-fulfilment it is, for it

masks our ignorance of what we are and what we may reasonably become.

Far from being self-knowledge, Americanism would seem to him to be a

hallucination, an article of faith supported only by our determination

to believe it, and to coerce others into believing it. The secret of

our uniformity would be a stubborn ignorance.

At which point our critic would have to re-examine his earlier

impressions about our “passion for education,” and strive to understand

the uses to which we actually put our educational establishment, to

appraise its function in our life.

Beginning with the kindergarten, it provides us a few hours’ relief

from our responsibility toward our youngsters. Curiously, the Americans

most given to this evasion are the Americans most inveterately

sentimental about the “kiddies” and most loath to employ the nursery

system, holding it somehow an undemocratic invasion of the child’s

rights. Then somewhere in the primary grades we begin to feel that

we are purchasing relief from the burden of fundamental instruction.

Ourselves mentally lazy, abstracted, and genuinely bewildered by the

flow of questions from only one mouth, we blithely refer that awakening

curiosity to a harassed young woman, probably less well informed than

we are, who has to answer, or silence, the questions of from a score to

three score mouths. So begins that long throttling of curiosity which

later on will baffle the college instructor, who will sometimes write a

clever magazine essay about the complacent ignorance of his pupils.

A few years, and our expectation has shifted to the main chance. We

begin worrying over grade reports and knotting our brows over problems

in arithmetic by way of assisting our offspring to the practical

advantages of education. For the child, we now demand of his teachers

solid and lasting preparation in the things whose monetary value

our office or domestic payroll keeps sharply before us--figures,

penmanship, spelling, home economics. For us, the vicarious glory of

his “brightness.” But we want this brightness to count, to be in the

direct avenue to his career; so we reinforce the environment that

gently discourages him from the primrose paths of knowledge. Nothing

“practical” is too good for the boy at this moment--tool chests,

bicycles, wireless, what not. Thank God, we can give him a better start

than we had. As for arts and letters, well, we guess what was good

enough for his dad is good enough for him. Meanwhile we are rather

pleased than not at the athletics and the other activities in which the

grammar school apes the high school that apes the college.

The long spiral of repetitive schooling in study and sport has now

commenced its climb: year by year reviews and adds its fresh increment

to last year’s subject-matter in the classroom and on the field.

Is it so strange that when the boy meets his college professors he

is cock-sure of knowing to a hair the limits of what is normal and

important in life, beyond which lie the abnormal interests of the

grinds? That mediocre _C_ is a gentleman’s mark? Not his to question

the system that, in season and out, has borne down on passing instead

of on training, and that ends somewhere, soon or late, with a diploma

and, amid family plaudits, graduation from family control.

The high schools are expected to fit ninety-five per cent. of their

charges for life and five per cent. for college. If our boy and girl

are of the ninety and five, we demand very early specialization toward

their precious careers, wax enthusiastic over the school’s model

mercantile and banking establishment, expand to know our children are

being dosed with a course in “Civics,” generously admire the history

note-books in which they have spread much tinted ink over a little

stereotyped information, and in what we fool ourselves into believing

are the margins to all these matters proudly watch them capture a class

numeral or a school letter, grumblingly pay for real estate signs that

have gone up in flame to celebrate some epochal victory, and bear with

their antics during hazings and initiations. It’s a democratic country,

and if the poor man’s son cannot go to college, why the college must

come to him. Nor are we without a certain undemocratic satisfaction in

the thought that he has stolen a four years’ march into business over

the rich man’s son, who spends his college hours, we assure ourselves,

acquiring habits that will leave him weak in the hour of competition.

Meanwhile the straddling masters are cramming the other five with all

the dates and rules and verbs and prose passages which long and bitter

experience has demonstrated to be likeliest on entrance examinations.

From the classrooms, as term follows term with its endless iteration

of short advances and long reviews, there rises the bruit of rivalry:

masters decorously put forward the claims of their own colleges; pupils

rejoice when their future alma mater notches another athletic victory

to the well-remembered tally; the weak of heart are urging upon their

bewildered parents the superior merits of the “back-door” route to some

exacting university--by certificate to a small college and transfer at

the end of the first year.

There are high schools in whose cases all this is understatement;

and of course there are innumerable others, especially in these days

when the most rigorous colleges have lost a little of their faith in

entrance examinations, where it is absurd overstatement. Nevertheless

your son, if he goes to a representative Eastern college from a

representative high school, goes as a man steals second in the seventh.

And his subsequent instructors marvel at the airy nonchalance with

which he ignores “the finer things of life”!

The private secondary schools, save those that are frankly designed to

relieve parents of recalcitrant boys when the public schools will have

no more of them, are pretty much without the ninety-five per cent. of

non-college men. Frequently they have their charges for longer periods.

So they are free to specialize in cramming with more singleness of

mind and at the same time to soften the process as their endowments

and atmospheres permit. But at bottom the demand you make of the “prep

school” is the same demand your bookkeeper puts on his son’s high

school: you want your boy launched into college with the minimum of

trouble for yourself and the maximum of practical advantage for him;

your bookkeeper wants his boy launched into business with a minimum of

frippery and a maximum of marketable skill. One boy is experted into

college, the other is experted into business. You are both among those

passionate believers in education who impressed the Martian on his

first visit.

Some educator has announced that the college course should not only

provide preparation for life but should itself be a satisfactory

portion of life. What college student so dull as not to know

that? For the most part, he trusts the faculty to provide the

preparation--sometimes it would seem that he dares it to--but he

takes jolly good care that the four years shall give him life more

abundantly. He has looked forward to them with an impatience not even

the indignity of entrance examinations could balk; he will live them

to the top of his bent; and he will look back on them tenderly, even

sentimentally, as the purplest patch of his days. So the American

undergraduate is representative of the American temper at its best. He

is the flower of our youth at its moment of perfect bloom, its ideals

not yet corrupted, its aspirations unwithered. As he thinks and feels,

all America would think and feel if it dared and could.

At this point, therefore, the Martian’s inquiry into what we expect

from our educational establishment would have to shift its point of

view from the older to the younger generation. The Martian would be

much in demand at our colleges, both as a sure-fire lecturer and as

a shining target for degrees certain to attract wide publicity to

the donors. Let us imagine him setting aside a page in his notebook

for a scheme of undergraduate emphases, grouped and amended as his

triumphant progress permitted him to check up on his observations.

Athletics would of course head the list. Regarded as play--that is, as

they affect the spectator--college sports proffer a series of thrilling

Roman holidays extending from the first week or so of term-time to

the final base-ball game and crew race of Commencement week the next

June, and for some colleges there may be transatlantic sequels in

midsummer or later. It is by no means all play for the spectator,

whose loyalty to his institution makes it his duty to watch the teams

practise, follow the histories of the gladiators who are at once his

representatives and his entertainers, and drill himself in songs and

yells at noisy mass meetings; to bet on his college according to his

purse and without any niggardly regard for his sober judgment as to

the event; then to deck himself in the colours, march to the field,

and watch the fray from the cheering section, where his attention will

be perpetually interrupted by the orders and the abuse of a file of

insatiable marionettes who are there to dictate when he may and when

he may not give throat to his enthusiasm; and finally, if Providence

please, to be one of the snake-dancing celebrants of victory. If he

have the right physique or talent for one of the sports, he will

find himself conscripted by public opinion to enter upon the long

and arduous regimen that turns out the annual handful of athletic

heroes--to slave on freshman squads, class teams, scrub and third and

second teams, and finally perhaps, if he has been faithful, to play

a dull minute or two of a big game that is already decided and so

receive his coveted letter and side-line privilege as a charity. Or at

the dizziest pinnacle of success, a “star,” to endure the unremitting

discipline of summer practice, incessant training, eating with his

fellow-stars at the training table, in season and out to be the butt of

instruction and exhortation from all the experts of the entourage. As

they affect the participant, then, college sports are to be regarded as

work that differs from the work of professional sportsmen chiefly by

being unremunerated.

The student’s next most vivid concern is the organization of the social

life in the academic commonwealth of which he is a citizen. Every

American college has, or fancies it has, its own tone, its ideal

type of man; and good citizenship prescribes conformity to the spirit

of the place and observance of the letter of its unwritten code. For

the type is defined by a body of obligations and taboos transmitted

from generation to generation, sometimes through the mouthpiece of

the faculty, sometimes by way of the college “Bible” (to use the

slang name for those handy manuals of what to do and what to avoid

which the college Y.M.C.A. issues for the guidance of newcomers), but

most often by a rough process of trial and error which very speedily

convinces the freshman that the Fence is for seniors only, or that

it is impracticable to smoke his pipe in the Yard, or that it is

much healthier to take the air in a class cap than bareheaded. The

cherished “traditions” of a college are for the most part a composite

of just such privileges and prohibitions as these, clustering round the

notion of the type and symbolizing it; and, curiously, the younger the

institution, the more insistent it is likely to be about the sanctity

of its traditions--a college feels the need of a type in much the same

degree that a factory needs a trademark.

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