CHAPTER XXVI. THE VIEWS OF AN EREWHONIAN PROPHET CONCERNING THE RIGHTS

OF ANIMALS

It will be seen from the foregoing chapters that the Erewhonians are a

meek and long-suffering people, easily led by the nose, and quick to

offer up common sense at the shrine of logic, when a philosopher arises

among them, who carries them away through his reputation for especial

learning, or by convincing them that their existing institutions are

not based on the strictest principles of morality.

The series of revolutions on which I shall now briefly touch shows this

even more plainly than the way (already dealt with) in which at a later

date they cut their throats in the matter of machinery; for if the

second of the two reformers of whom I am about to speak had had his

way—or rather the way that he professed to have—the whole race would

have died of starvation within a twelve-month. Happily common sense,

though she is by nature the gentlest creature living, when she feels

the knife at her throat, is apt to develop unexpected powers of

resistance, and to send doctrinaires flying, even when they have bound

her down and think they have her at their mercy. What happened, so far

as I could collect it from the best authorities, was as follows:-

Some two thousand five hundred years ago the Erewhonians were still

uncivilised, and lived by hunting, fishing, a rude system of

agriculture, and plundering such few other nations as they had not yet

completely conquered. They had no schools or systems of philosophy, but

by a kind of dog-knowledge did that which was right in their own eyes

and in those of their neighbours; the common sense, therefore, of the

public being as yet unvitiated, crime and disease were looked upon much

as they are in other countries.

But with the gradual advance of civilisation and increase in material

prosperity, people began to ask questions about things that they had

hitherto taken as matters of course, and one old gentleman, who had

great influence over them by reason of the sanctity of his life, and

his supposed inspiration by an unseen power, whose existence was now

beginning to be felt, took it into his head to disquiet himself about

the rights of animals—a question that so far had disturbed nobody.

All prophets are more or less fussy, and this old gentleman seems to

have been one of the more fussy ones. Being maintained at the public

expense, he had ample leisure, and not content with limiting his

attention to the rights of animals, he wanted to reduce right and wrong

to rules, to consider the foundations of duty and of good and evil, and

otherwise to put all sorts of matters on a logical basis, which people

whose time is money are content to accept on no basis at all.

As a matter of course, the basis on which he decided that duty could

alone rest was one that afforded no standing-room for many of the

old-established habits of the people. These, he assured them, were all

wrong, and whenever any one ventured to differ from him, he referred

the matter to the unseen power with which he alone was in direct

communication, and the unseen power invariably assured him that he was

right. As regards the rights of animals he taught as follows:-

“You know, he said, “how wicked it is of you to kill one another. Once

upon a time your fore-fathers made no scruple about not only killing,

but also eating their relations. No one would now go back to such

detestable practices, for it is notorious that we have lived much more

happily since they were abandoned. From this increased prosperity we

may confidently deduce the maxim that we should not kill and eat our

fellow-creatures. I have consulted the higher power by whom you know

that I am inspired, and he has assured me that this conclusion is

irrefragable.

“Now it cannot be denied that sheep, cattle, deer, birds, and fishes

are our fellow-creatures. They differ from us in some respects, but

those in which they differ are few and secondary, while those that they

have in common with us are many and essential. My friends, if it was

wrong of you to kill and eat your fellow-men, it is wrong also to kill

and eat fish, flesh, and fowl. Birds, beasts, and fishes, have as full

a right to live as long as they can unmolested by man, as man has to

live unmolested by his neighbours. These words, let me again assure

you, are not mine, but those of the higher power which inspires me.

“I grant,” he continued, “that animals molest one another, and that

some of them go so far as to molest man, but I have yet to learn that

we should model our conduct on that of the lower animals. We should

endeavour, rather, to instruct them, and bring them to a better mind.

To kill a tiger, for example, who has lived on the flesh of men and

women whom he has killed, is to reduce ourselves to the level of the

tiger, and is unworthy of people who seek to be guided by the highest

principles in all, both their thoughts and actions.

“The unseen power who has revealed himself to me alone among you, has

told me to tell you that you ought by this time to have outgrown the

barbarous habits of your ancestors. If, as you believe, you know better

than they, you should do better. He commands you, therefore, to refrain

from killing any living being for the sake of eating it. The only

animal food that you may eat, is the flesh of any birds, beasts, or

fishes that you may come upon as having died a natural death, or any

that may have been born prematurely, or so deformed that it is a mercy

to put them out of their pain; you may also eat all such animals as

have committed suicide. As regards vegetables you may eat all those

that will let you eat them with impunity.”

So wisely and so well did the old prophet argue, and so terrible were

the threats he hurled at those who should disobey him, that in the end

he carried the more highly educated part of the people with him, and

presently the poorer classes followed suit, or professed to do so.

Having seen the triumph of his principles, he was gathered to his

fathers, and no doubt entered at once into full communion with that

unseen power whose favour he had already so pre-eminently enjoyed.

He had not, however, been dead very long, before some of his more

ardent disciples took it upon them to better the instruction of their

master. The old prophet had allowed the use of eggs and milk, but his

disciples decided that to eat a fresh egg was to destroy a potential

chicken, and that this came to much the same as murdering a live one.

Stale eggs, if it was quite certain that they were too far gone to be

able to be hatched, were grudgingly permitted, but all eggs offered for

sale had to be submitted to an inspector, who, on being satisfied that

they were addled, would label them “Laid not less than three months”

from the date, whatever it might happen to be. These eggs, I need

hardly say, were only used in puddings, and as a medicine in certain

cases where an emetic was urgently required. Milk was forbidden

inasmuch as it could not be obtained without robbing some calf of its

natural sustenance, and thus endangering its life.

It will be easily believed that at first there were many who gave the

new rules outward observance, but embraced every opportunity of

indulging secretly in those flesh-pots to which they had been

accustomed. It was found that animals were continually dying natural

deaths under more or less suspicious circumstances. Suicidal mania,

again, which had hitherto been confined exclusively to donkeys, became

alarmingly prevalent even among such for the most part self-respecting

creatures as sheep and cattle. It was astonishing how some of these

unfortunate animals would scent out a butcher’s knife if there was one

within a mile of them, and run right up against it if the butcher did

not get it out of their way in time.

Dogs, again, that had been quite law-abiding as regards domestic

poultry, tame rabbits, sucking pigs, or sheep and lambs, suddenly took

to breaking beyond the control of their masters, and killing anything

that they were told not to touch. It was held that any animal killed by

a dog had died a natural death, for it was the dog’s nature to kill

things, and he had only refrained from molesting farmyard creatures

hitherto because his nature had been tampered with. Unfortunately the

more these unruly tendencies became developed, the more the common

people seemed to delight in breeding the very animals that would put

temptation in the dog’s way. There is little doubt, in fact, that they

were deliberately evading the law; but whether this was so or no they

sold or ate everything their dogs had killed.

Evasion was more difficult in the case of the larger animals, for the

magistrates could not wink at all the pretended suicides of pigs,

sheep, and cattle that were brought before them. Sometimes they had to

convict, and a few convictions had a very terrorising effect—whereas in

the case of animals killed by a dog, the marks of the dog’s teeth could

be seen, and it was practically impossible to prove malice on the part

of the owner of the dog.

Another fertile source of disobedience to the law was furnished by a

decision of one of the judges that raised a great outcry among the more

fervent disciples of the old prophet. The judge held that it was lawful

to kill any animal in self-defence, and that such conduct was so

natural on the part of a man who found himself attacked, that the

attacking creature should be held to have died a natural death. The

High Vegetarians had indeed good reason to be alarmed, for hardly had

this decision become generally known before a number of animals,

hitherto harmless, took to attacking their owners with such ferocity,

that it became necessary to put them to a natural death. Again, it was

quite common at that time to see the carcase of a calf, lamb, or kid

exposed for sale with a label from the inspector certifying that it had

been killed in self-defence. Sometimes even the carcase of a lamb or

calf was exposed as “warranted still-born,” when it presented every

appearance of having enjoyed at least a month of life.

As for the flesh of animals that had _bona fide_ died a natural death,

the permission to eat it was nugatory, for it was generally eaten by

some other animal before man got hold of it; or failing this it was

often poisonous, so that practically people were forced to evade the

law by some of the means above spoken of, or to become vegetarians.

This last alternative was so little to the taste of the Erewhonians,

that the laws against killing animals were falling into desuetude, and

would very likely have been repealed, but for the breaking out of a

pestilence, which was ascribed by the priests and prophets of the day

to the lawlessness of the people in the matter of eating forbidden

flesh. On this, there was a reaction; stringent laws were passed,

forbidding the use of meat in any form or shape, and permitting no food

but grain, fruits, and vegetables to be sold in shops and markets.

These laws were enacted about two hundred years after the death of the

old prophet who had first unsettled people’s minds about the rights of

animals; but they had hardly been passed before people again began to

break them.

I was told that the most painful consequence of all this folly did not

lie in the fact that law-abiding people had to go without animal

food—many nations do this and seem none the worse, and even in

flesh-eating countries such as Italy, Spain, and Greece, the poor

seldom see meat from year’s end to year’s end. The mischief lay in the

jar which undue prohibition gave to the consciences of all but those

who were strong enough to know that though conscience as a rule boons,

it can also bane. The awakened conscience of an individual will often

lead him to do things in haste that he had better have left undone, but

the conscience of a nation awakened by a respectable old gentleman who

has an unseen power up his sleeve will pave hell with a vengeance.

Young people were told that it was a sin to do what their fathers had

done unhurt for centuries; those, moreover, who preached to them about

the enormity of eating meat, were an unattractive academic folk, and

though they over-awed all but the bolder youths, there were few who did

not in their hearts dislike them. However much the young person might

be shielded, he soon got to know that men and women of the world—often

far nicer people than the prophets who preached abstention—continually

spoke sneeringly of the new doctrinaire laws, and were believed to set

them aside in secret, though they dared not do so openly. Small wonder,

then, that the more human among the student classes were provoked by

the touch-not, taste-not, handle-not precepts of their rulers, into

questioning much that they would otherwise have unhesitatingly

accepted.

One sad story is on record about a young man of promising amiable

disposition, but cursed with more conscience than brains, who had been

told by his doctor (for as I have above said disease was not yet held

to be criminal) that he ought to eat meat, law or no law. He was much

shocked and for some time refused to comply with what he deemed the

unrighteous advice given him by his doctor; at last, however, finding

that he grew weaker and weaker, he stole secretly on a dark night into

one of those dens in which meat was surreptitiously sold, and bought a

pound of prime steak. He took it home, cooked it in his bedroom when

every one in the house had gone to rest, ate it, and though he could

hardly sleep for remorse and shame, felt so much better next morning

that he hardly knew himself.

Three or four days later, he again found himself irresistibly drawn to

this same den. Again he bought a pound of steak, again he cooked and

ate it, and again, in spite of much mental torture, on the following

morning felt himself a different man. To cut the story short, though he

never went beyond the bounds of moderation, it preyed upon his mind

that he should be drifting, as he certainly was, into the ranks of the

habitual law-breakers.

All the time his health kept on improving, and though he felt sure that

he owed this to the beefsteaks, the better he became in body, the more

his conscience gave him no rest; two voices were for ever ringing in

his ears—the one saying, “I am Common Sense and Nature; heed me, and I

will reward you as I rewarded your fathers before you.” But the other

voice said: “Let not that plausible spirit lure you to your ruin. I am

Duty; heed me, and I will reward you as I rewarded your fathers before

you.”

Sometimes he even seemed to see the faces of the speakers. Common Sense

looked so easy, genial, and serene, so frank and fearless, that do what

he might he could not mistrust her; but as he was on the point of

following her, he would be checked by the austere face of Duty, so

grave, but yet so kindly; and it cut him to the heart that from time to

time he should see her turn pitying away from him as he followed after

her rival.

The poor boy continually thought of the better class of his

fellow-students, and tried to model his conduct on what he thought was

theirs. “They,” he said to himself, “eat a beefsteak? Never.” But they

most of them ate one now and again, unless it was a mutton chop that

tempted them. And they used him for a model much as he did them. “He,”

they would say to themselves, “eat a mutton chop? Never.” One night,

however, he was followed by one of the authorities, who was always

prowling about in search of law-breakers, and was caught coming out of

the den with half a shoulder of mutton concealed about his person. On

this, even though he had not been put in prison, he would have been

sent away with his prospects in life irretrievably ruined; he therefore

hanged himself as soon as he got home.

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