Besides the protection of ministers, the drowning

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of breakers of the Sabbath, and striking a few people

dead for using profane language, I think there is no

evidence of any providential interference in the affairs

of this world in what may be called modern times.

Ministers have endeavored to show that great calam-

ities have been brought upon nations and cities as a

punishment for the wickedness of the people. They

have insisted that some countries have been visited

with earthquakes because the people had failed to

discharge their religious duties; but as earthquakes

happened in uninhabited countries, and often at sea,

where no one is hurt, most people have concluded

that they are not sent as punishments. They have

insisted that cities have been burned as a punish-

ment, and to show the indignation of the Lord, but

at the same time they have admitted that if the

streets had been wider, the fire departments better

organized, and wooden buildings fewer, the design

of the Lord would have been frustrated.

After reading the history of the world, it is some-

what difficult to find which side the Lord is really on.

He has allowed Catholics to overwhelm and de-

stroy Protestants, and then he has allowed Protestants

to overwhelm and destroy Catholics. He has allowed

Christianity to triumph over Paganism, and he allowed

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Mohammedans to drive back the hosts of the cross

from the sepulchre of his son. It is curious that this

God would allow the slave trade to go on, and yet

punish the violators of the Sabbath. It is simply

wonderful that he would allow kings to wage cruel

and remorseless war, to sacrifice millions upon the

altar of heartless ambition, and at the same time

strike a man dead for taking his name in vain. It is

wonderful that he allowed slavery to exist for centu-

ries in the United States; that he allows polygamy

now in Utah; that he cares nothing for liberty in

Russia, nothing for free speech in Germany, nothing

for the sorrows of the overworked, underpaid millions

of the world; that he cares nothing for the innocent

languishing in prisons, nothing for the patriots con-

demned to death, nothing for the heart-broken

widows and orphans, nothing for the starving, and

yet has ample time to note a sparrow's fall. If he

would only strike dead the would-be murderers; if

he would only palsy the hands of husbands' uplifted

to strike their wives; if he would render speechless

the cursers of children, he could afford to overlook

the swearers and breakers of his Sabbath.

For one, I am not satisfied with the government

of this world, and I am going to do what little I can

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to make it better. I want more thought and less

fear, more manhood and less superstition, less prayer

and more help, more education, more reason, more

intellectual hospitality, and above all, and over all,

more liberty and kindness.

_Question_. Do you think that God, if there be one,

when he saves or damns a man, will take into con-

sideration all the circumstances of the man's life?

_Answer_. Suppose that two orphan boys, James

and John, are given homes. James is taken into a

Christian family and John into an infidel. James

becomes a Christian, and dies in the faith. John be-

comes an infidel, and dies without faith in Christ.

According to the Christian religion, as commonly

preached, James will go to heaven, and John to hell.

Now, suppose that God knew that if James had

been raised by the infidel family, he would have died

an infidel, and that if John had been raised by the

Christian family, he would have died a Christian.

What then? Recollect that the boys did not choose

the families in which they were placed.

Suppose that a child, cast away upon an island in

which he found plenty of food, grew to manhood;

and suppose that after he had reached mature years,

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the island was visited by a missionary who taught a

false religion; and suppose that this islander was con-

vinced that he ought to worship a wooden idol; and

suppose, further, that the worship consisted in sacri-

ficing animals; and suppose the islander, actuated

only by what he conceived to be his duty and by

thankfulness, sacrificed a toad every night and every

morning upon the altar of his wooden god; that

when the sky looked black and threatening he sacri-

ficed two toads; that when feeling unwell he sacrificed

three; and suppose that in all this he was honest, that

he really believed that the shedding of toad-blood

would soften the heart of his god toward him? And

suppose that after he had become fully-convinced

of the truth of his religion, a missionary of the

"true religion" should visit the island, and tell the

history of the Jews--unfold the whole scheme of

salvation? And suppose that the islander should

honestly reject the true religion? Suppose he should

say that he had "internal evidence" not only, but

that many miracles had been performed by his god,

in his behalf; that often when the sky was black

with storm, he had sacrificed a toad, and in a few

moments the sun was again visible, the heavens blue,

and without a cloud; that on several occasions, having

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forgotten at evening to sacrifice his toad, he found

himself unable to sleep--that his conscience smote

him, he had risen, made the sacrifice, returned to his

bed, and in a few moments sunk into a serene and

happy slumber? And suppose, further, that the man

honestly believed that the efficacy of the sacrifice

depended largely on the size of the toad? Now

suppose that in this belief the man had died,--what

then?

It must be remembered that God knew when the

missionary of the false religion went to the island;

and knew that the islander would be convinced of the

truth of the false religion; and he also knew that the

missionary of the true religion could not, by any

possibility, convince the islander of the error of his

way; what then?

If God is infinite, we cannot speak of him as

making efforts, as being tired. We cannot con-

sistently say that one thing is easy to him, and

another thing is hard, providing both are possible.

This being so, why did not God reveal himself to

every human being? Instead of having an inspired

book, why did he not make inspired folks? Instead

of having his commandments put on tables of stone,

why did he not write them on each human brain?

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Why was not the mind of each man so made that

every religious truth necessary to his salvation was

an axiom?

Do we not know absolutely that man is greatly

influenced by his surroundings? If Mr. Talmage

had been born in Turkey, is it not probable that

he would now be a whirling Dervish? If he had

first seen the light in Central Africa, he might now

have been prostrate before some enormous serpent;

if in India, he might have been a Brahmin, running a

prayer-machine; if in Spain, he would probably have

been a priest, with his beads and holy water. Had

he been born among the North American Indians,

he would speak of the "Great Spirit," and solemnly

smoke the the pipe of peace.

Mr. Talmage teaches that it is the duty of children

to perpetuate the errors of their parents; conse-

quently, the religion of his parents determined his

theology. It is with him not a question of reason,

but of parents; not a question of argument, but of

filial affection. He does not wish to be a philoso-

pher, but an obedient son. Suppose his father had

been a Catholic, and his mother a Protestant,--what

then? Would he show contempt for his mother by

following the path of his father; or would he show

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disrespect for his father, by accepting the religion of

his mother; or would he have become a Protestant

with Catholic proclivities, or a Catholic with Protest-

ant leanings? Suppose his parents had both been

infidels--what then?

Is it not better for each one to decide honestly for

himself? Admitting that your parents were good and

kind; admitting that they were honest in their views,

why not have the courage to say, that in your opinion,

father and mother were both mistaken? No one can

honor his parents by being a hypocrite, or an intellectu-

al coward. Whoever is absolutely true to himself, is

true to his parents, and true to the whole world. Who-

ever is untrue to himself, is false to all mankind. Re-

ligion must be an individual matter. If there is a God,

and if there is a day of judgment, the church that a man

belongs to will not be tried, but the man will be tried.

It is a fact that the religion of most people was made

for them by others; that they have accepted certain

dogmas, not because they have examined them, but

because they were told that they were true. Most of

the people in the United States, had they been born in

Turkey, would now be Mohammedans, and most of

the Turks, had they been born in Spain, would now

be Catholics.

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It is almost, if not quite, impossible for a man to

rise entirely above the ideas, views, doctrines and re-

ligions of his tribe or country. No one expects to

find philosophers in Central Africa, or scientists

among the Fejees. No one expects to find philoso-

phers or scientists in any country where the church

has absolute control.

If there is an infinitely good and wise God, of

course he will take into consideration the surround-

ings of every human being. He understands the

philosophy of environment, and of heredity. He

knows exactly the influence of the mother, of all

associates, of all associations. He will also take into

consideration the amount, quality and form of each

brain, and whether the brain was healthy or diseased.

He will take into consideration the strength of the

passions, the weakness of the judgment. He will

know exactly the force of all temptation--what was

resisted. He will take an account of every effort

made in the right direction, and will understand

all the winds and waves and quicksands and shores

and shallows in, upon and around the sea of every

life.

My own opinion is, that if such a being exists, and

all these things are taken into consideration, we will

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be absolutely amazed to see how small the difference

is between the "good" and the "bad." Certainly

there is no such difference as would justify a being

of infinite wisdom and benevolence in rewarding one

with eternal joy and punishing the other with eternal

pain.

_Question_. What are the principal reasons that

have satisfied you that the Bible is not an inspired

book?

_Answer_. The great evils that have afflicted this

world are:

_First_. Human slavery--where men have bought

and sold their fellow-men--sold babes from mothers,

and have practiced) every conceivable cruelty upon

the helpless.

_Second_. Polygamy--an institution that destroys

the home, that treats woman as a simple chattel, that

does away with the sanctity of marriage, and with all

that is sacred in love.

_Third_. Wars of conquest and extermination--

by which nations have been made the food of the

sword.

_Fourth_. The idea entertained by each nation that

all other nations are destitute of rights--in other

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words, patriotism founded upon egotism, prejudice,

and love of plunder.

_Fifth_. Religious persecution.

_Sixth_. The divine right of kings--an idea that

rests upon the inequality of human rights, and insists

that people should be governed without their con-

sent; that the right of one man to govern another

comes from God, and not from the consent of the

governed. This is caste--one of the most odious

forms of slavery.

_Seventh_. A belief in malicious supernatural be-

ings--devils, witches, and wizards.

_Eighth_. A belief in an infinite being who or-

dered, commanded, established and approved all

these evils.

_Ninth_. The idea that one man can be good for

another, or bad for another--that is to say, that one

can be rewarded for the goodness of another, or

justly punished for the sins of another.

_Tenth_. The dogma that a finite being can commit

an infinite sin, and thereby incur the eternal dis-

pleasure of an infinitely good being, and be justly

subjected to eternal torment.

My principal objection to the Bible is that it sus-

tains all of these ten evils--that it is the advocate of

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human slavery, the friend of polygamy; that within

its pages I find the command to wage wars of ex-

termination; that I find also that the Jews were

taught to hate foreigners--to consider all human

beings as inferior to themselves; I also find persecu-

tion commanded as a religious duty; that kings were

seated upon their thrones by the direct act of God,

and that to rebel against a king was rebellion against

God. I object to the Bible also because I find within

its pages the infamous spirit of caste--I see the sons

of Levi set apart as the perpetual beggars and

governors of a people; because I find the air filled

with demons seeking to injure and betray the sons

of men; because this book is the fountain of modern

superstition, the bulwark of tyranny and the fortress

of caste. This book also subverts the idea of justice

by threatening infinite punishment for the sins of a

finite being.

At the same time, I admit--as I always have ad-

mitted--that there are good passages in the Bible--

good laws, good teachings, with now and then a true

line of history. But when it is asserted that every

word was written by inspiration--that a being of in-

finite wisdom and goodness is its author,--then

I raise the standard of revolt.

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_Question_. What do you think of the declaration

of Mr. Talmage that the Bible will be read in heaven

throughout all the endless ages of eternity?

_Answer_. Of course I know but very little as to

what is or will be done in heaven. My knowledge

of that country is somewhat limited, and it may be

possible that the angels will spend most of their time

in turning over the sacred leaves of the Old Testa-

ment. I can not positively deny the statement of the

Reverend Mr. Talmage as I have but very little idea

as to how the angels manage to kill time.

The Reverend Mr. Spurgeon stated in a sermon

that some people wondered what they would do

through all eternity in heaven. He said that, as for

himself, for the first hundred thousand years he

would look at the wound in one of the Savior's

feet, and for the next hundred thousand years he

would look at the wound in his other foot, and

for the next hundred thousand years he would

look at the wound in one of his hands, and for

the next hundred thousand years he would look at

the wound in the other hand, and for the next

hundred thousand years he would look at the wound

in his side.

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