For my part, I do not wish to be rescued by a life-

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boat. When the ship, bearing the whole world, goes

down, I am willing to go down with it--with my

wife, with my children, and with those I have loved.

I will not slip ashore in an orthodox canoe with

somebody else's folks,--I will stay with my own.

What a picture is presented by the church! A few

in life's last storm are to be saved; and the saved,

when they reach shore, are to look back with joy

upon the great ship going down to the eternal depths!

This is what I call the unutterable meanness of or-

thodox Christianity.

Mr. Talmage speaks of the "meanness of in-

"fidelity."

The meanness of orthodox Christianity permits the

husband to be saved, and to be ineffably happy, while

the wife of his bosom is suffering the tortures of hell.

The meanness of orthodox Christianity tells the

boy that he can go to heaven and have an eternity

of bliss, and that this bliss will not even be clouded

by the fact that the mother who bore him writhes in

eternal pain.

The meanness of orthodox Christianity allows

a soul to be so captivated with the companionship

of angels as to forget all the old loves and friend-

ships of this world.

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The meanness of orthodox Christianity, its un-

speakable selfishness, allows a soul in heaven to exult

in the fact of its own salvation, and at the same time

to care nothing for the damnation of all the rest.

The orthodox Christian says that if he can only

save his little soul, if he can barely squeeze into

heaven, if he can only get past Saint Peter's gate,

if he can by hook or crook climb up the opposite

bank of Jordan, if he can get a harp in his hand, it

matters not to him what becomes of brother or

sister, father or mother, wife or child. He is willing

that they should burn if he can sing.

Oh, the unutterable meanness of orthodox Chris-

tianity, the infinite heartlessness of the orthodox

angels, who with tearless eyes will forever gaze upon

the agonies of those who were once blood of their

blood and flesh of their flesh!

Mr. Talmage describes a picture of the scourging

of Christ, painted by Rubens, and he tells us that

he was so appalled by this picture--by the sight of

the naked back, swollen and bleeding--that he could

not have lived had he continued to look; yet this

same man, who could not bear to gaze upon a

painted pain, expects to be perfectly happy in heaven,

while countiess billions of actual--not painted--men,

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women, and children writhe--not in a pictured flame,

but in the real and quenchless fires of hell.

_Question_. Mr. Talmage also claims that we are

indebted to Christianity for schools, colleges, univer-

sities, hospitals and asylums?

_Answer_. This shows that Mr. Talmage has not

read the history of the world. Long before Chris-

tianity had a place, there were vast libraries. There

were thousands of schools before a Christian existed

on the earth. There were hundreds of hospitals

before a line of the New Testament was written.

Hundreds of years before Christ, there were hospitals

in India,--not only for men, women and children, but

even for beasts. There were hospitals in Egypt long

before Moses was born. They knew enough then

to cure insanity with music. They surrounded the

insane with flowers, and treated them with kindness.

The great libraries at Alexandria were not Chris-

tian. The most intellectual nation of the Middle

Ages was not Christian. While Christians were

imprisoning people for saying that the earth is round,

the Moors in Spain were teaching geography with

globes. They had even calculated the circumference

of the earth by the tides of the Red Sea.

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