Ah, and well do we know the brand.
* * * * *
“You gotta show me, I’m from Missouri,” said the big man.
“Well, watch me—I’m from Elgin,” said the little fellow.
* * * * *
By crossing a rum hound with a Volstead water spaniel, efficient R
hounds have been produced. These dogs have an unerring scent for
prescription-peddling physicians.
* * * * *
When asked to join the game he declined, saying he had a hundred reasons
for not playing. “Give us one,” they asked.
“The first one is, I haven’t any money.”
“You can stick the other 99 in your hip-pocket,” came the final chorus.
* * * * *
“Speaking of famous springs,” said the tramp to the tourist, “I bathed in
the spring of ’86.”
* * * * *
_Many are dressed, but few are clothed._
* * * * *
There is no prospect of an early reduction in the wages of sin.
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