It Feels So Good

A patient at the Traverse hospital for insane had a mallet in his pocket,

and at regular intervals he would take it out and bang himself over

the head with it. Asked why he punished himself that way, he replied:

“Because it feels so good when I stop.”

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But for God’s sake, don’t tell my mother. She thinks I’m running a blind

pig.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 22, July, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 63 / 71 题