At the Sign of the Zodiac

The Ram, the Bull, the Heavenly Twins;

Near the Crab the Lion shines;

The Virgin and the Scales;

The Scorpion, Archer and the Goat;

The Man who holds the Watering Pot,

And Fishes with their glittering tails.

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Shoo Fly, Oil Man!

A horse-fly lit on the old cow’s skin,

Hung his tools and spudded in.

Bowed his back and jiggered his pole

And all the time he was making a hole.

The cow browsed on, in her usual way,

Till the horse-fly’s bit struck regular “pay,”

Then she swung her tail with a vicious dig

And deftly skidded the horse-fly’s rig.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 22, July, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 17 / 71 题