A girl who is young, cute and frisque,
Can always get plenty of home-made whisque;
Any guy she may asque
Will slip her a flasque,
If she’ll only slip him a kissque.
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In a parlor were three,
My girl, a lamp and me.
Three’s a crowd without a doubt,
Wasn’t it nice when the lamp went out?
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