HOW MANY CHARMS HATH MUSIC, WOULD YOU SAY?

THE argument of the late Herr Wagner was that grand opera—the music

drama, as he called it—included, and therefore did away with the

necessity for—all other arts. Music in all its branches, of course, it

provides: so much I will concede to the late Herr Wagner. There are

times, I confess, when my musical yearnings might shock the late Herr

Wagner—times when I feel unequal to following three distinct themes at

one and the same instant.

“Listen,” whispers the Wagnerian enthusiast to me, “the cornet has now

the Brunnhilda motive.” It seems to me, in my then state of depravity,

as if the cornet had even more than this the matter with him.

“The second violins,” continues the Wagnerian enthusiast, “are carrying

on the Wotan theme.” That they are carrying on goes without saying: the

players’ faces are streaming with perspiration.

“The brass,” explains my friend—his object is to cultivate my ear—“is

accompanying the singers.” I should have said drowning them. There are

occasions when I can rave about Wagner with the best of them. High class

moods come to all of us. The difference between the really high-class

man and us commonplace, workaday men is the difference between, say, the

eagle and the barnyard chicken. I am the barnyard chicken. I have my

wings. There are ecstatic moments when I feel I want to spurn the sordid

earth and soar into the realms of art. I do fly a little, but my body is

heavy, and I only get as far as the fence. After a while I find it

lonesome on the fence, and I hop down again among my fellows.

Listening to Wagner, during such temporary Philistinic mood, my sense of

fair play is outraged. A lone, lorn woman stands upon the stage trying

to make herself heard. She has to do this sort of thing for her living;

maybe an invalid mother, younger brothers and sisters are dependent upon

her. One hundred and forty men, all armed with powerful instruments,

well-organised, and most of them looking well-fed, combine to make it

impossible for a single note of that poor woman’s voice to be heard above

their din. I see her standing there, opening and shutting her mouth,

getting redder and redder in the face. She is singing, one feels sure of

it; one could hear her if only those one hundred and forty men would ease

up for a minute. She makes one mighty, supreme effort; above the banging

of the drums, the blare of the trumpets, the shrieking of the strings,

that last despairing note is distinctly heard.

She has won, but the victory has cost her dear. She sinks down fainting

on the stage and is carried off by supers. Chivalrous indignation has

made it difficult for me to keep my seat watching the unequal contest.

My instinct was to leap the barrier, hurl the bald-headed chief of her

enemies from his high chair, and lay about me with the trombone or the

clarionet—whichever might have come the easier to my snatch.

“You cowardly lot of bullies,” I have wanted to cry, “are you not ashamed

of yourselves? A hundred and forty of you against one, and that one a

still beautiful and, comparatively speaking, young lady. Be quiet for a

minute—can’t you? Give the poor girl a chance.”

A lady of my acquaintance says that sitting out a Wagnerian opera seems

to her like listening to a singer accompanied by four orchestras playing

different tunes at the same time. As I have said, there are times when

Wagner carries me along with him, when I exult in the crash and whirl of

his contending harmonies. But, alas! there are those other moods—those

after dinner moods—when my desire is for something distinctly resembling

a tune. Still, there are other composers of grand opera besides Wagner.

I grant to the late Herr Wagner, that, in so far as music is concerned,

opera can supply us with all we can need.

But it was also Wagner’s argument that grand opera could supply us with

acting, and there I am compelled to disagree with him. Wagner thought

that the arts of acting and singing could be combined. I have seen

artists the great man has trained himself. As singers they left nothing

to be desired, but the acting in grand opera has never yet impressed me.

Wagner never succeeded in avoiding the operatic convention and nobody

else ever will. When the operatic lover meets his sweetheart he puts her

in a corner and, turning his back upon her, comes down to the footlights

and tells the audience how he adores her. When he has finished, he, in

his turn, retires into the corner, and she comes down and tells the

audience that she is simply mad about him.

Overcome with joy at finding she really cares for him, he comes down

right and says that this is the happiest moment of his life; and she

stands left, twelve feet away from him, and has the presentiment that all

this sort of thing is much too good to last. They go off together,

backwards, side by side. If there is any love-making, such as I

understand by the term, it is done “off.” This is not my idea of acting.

But I do not see how you are going to substitute for it anything more

natural. When you are singing at the top of your voice, you don’t want a

heavy woman hanging round your neck. When you are killing a man and

warbling about it at the same time, you don’t want him fooling around you

defending himself. You want him to have a little reasonable patience,

and to wait in his proper place till you have finished, telling him, or

rather telling the crowd, how much you hate and despise him.

When the proper time comes, and if he is where you expect to find him

while thinking of your upper C, you will hit him lightly on the shoulder

with your sword, and then he can die to his own particular tune. If you

have been severely wounded in battle, or in any other sort of row, and

have got to sing a long ballad before you finally expire, you don’t want

to have to think how a man would really behave who knew he had only got a

few minutes to live and was feeling bad about it. The chances are that

he would not want to sing at all. The woman who really loved him would

not encourage him to sing. She would want him to keep quiet while she

moved herself about a bit, in case there was anything that could be done

for him.

If a mob is climbing the stairs thirsting for your blood, you do not want

to stand upright with your arms stretched out, a good eighteen inches

from the door, while you go over at some length the varied incidents

leading up to the annoyance. If your desire were to act naturally you

would push against that door for all you were worth, and yell for

somebody to bring you a chest of drawers and a bedstead, and things like

that, to pile up against it. If you were a king, and were giving a

party, you would not want your guests to fix you up at the other end of

the room and leave you there, with nobody to talk to but your own wife,

while they turned their backs upon you, and had a long and complicated

dance all to themselves. You would want to be in it; you would want to

let them know that you were king.

In acting, all these little points have to be considered. In opera,

everything is rightly sacrificed to musical necessity. I have seen the

young, enthusiastic opera-singer who thought that he or she could act and

sing at the same time. The experienced artist takes the centre of the

stage and husbands his resources. Whether he is supposed to be indignant

because somebody has killed his mother, or cheerful because he is going

out to fight his country’s foes, who are only waiting until he has

finished singing to attack the town, he leaves it to the composer to make

clear.

Also it was Herr Wagner’s idea that the back cloth would leave the

opera-goer indifferent to the picture gallery. The castle on the rock,

accessible only by balloon, in which every window lights up

simultaneously and instantaneously, one minute after sunset, while the

full moon is rushing up the sky at the pace of a champion comet—that

wonderful sea that suddenly opens and swallows up the ship—those

snow-clad mountains, over which the shadow of the hero passes like a

threatening cloud—the grand old chateau, trembling in the wind—what need,

will ask the opera-goer of the future, of your Turners and your Corots,

when, for prices ranging from a shilling upwards, we can have a dozen

pictures such as these rolled up and down before us every evening?

But perhaps the most daring hope of all was the dream that came to Herr

Wagner that his opera singers, his grouped choruses, would eventually

satisfy the craving of the public for high class statuary. I am not

quite sure the general public does care for statuary. I do not know

whether the idea has ever occurred to the Anarchist, but, were I myself

organising secret committee meetings for unholy purposes, I should invite

my comrades to meet in that section of the local museum devoted to

statuary. I can conceive of no place where we should be freer from

prying eyes and listening ears. A select few, however, do appreciate

statuary; and such, I am inclined to think, will not be weaned from their

passion by the contemplation of the opera singer in his or her various

quaint costumes.

And even if the tenor always satisfied our ideal of Apollo, and the

soprano were always as sylph-like as she is described in the libretto,

even then I should doubt the average operatic chorus being regarded by

the _connoisseur_ as a cheap and pleasant substitute for a bas relief

from the Elgin marbles. The great thing required of that operatic chorus

is experience. The young and giddy-pated the chorus master has no use

for. The sober, honest, industrious lady or gentleman, with a knowledge

of music is very properly his ideal.

What I admire about the chorus chiefly is its unity. The whole village

dresses exactly alike. In wicked, worldly villages there is rivalry,

leading to heartburn and jealously. One lady comes out suddenly, on,

say, a Bank Holiday, in a fetching blue that conquers every male heart.

Next holiday her rival cuts her out with a green hat. In the operatic

village it must be that the girls gather together beforehand to arrange

this thing. There is probably a meeting called.

“The dear Count’s wedding,” announces the chairwoman, “you will all be

pleased to hear, has been fixed for the fourteenth, at eleven o’clock in

the morning. The entire village will be assembled at ten-thirty to await

the return of the bridal _cortège_ from the church, and offer its

felicitations. Married ladies, will, of course, come accompanied by

their husbands. Unmarried ladies must each bring a male partner as near

their own height as possible. Fortunately, in this village the number of

males is exactly equal to that of females, so that the picture need not

be spoiled. The children will organise themselves into an independent

body and will group themselves picturesquely. It has been thought

advisable,” continues the chairwoman, “that the village should meet the

dear Count and his bride at some spot not too far removed from the local

alehouse. The costume to be worn by the ladies will consist of a short

pink skirt terminating at the knees and ornamented with festoons of

flowers; above will be worn a bolero in mauve silk without sleeves and

cut _décolleté_. The shoes should be of yellow satin over flesh-coloured

stockings. Ladies who are ‘out’ will wear pearl necklaces, and a simple

device in emeralds to decorate the hair. Thank God, we can all of us

afford it, and provided the weather holds up and nothing unexpected

happens—he is not what I call a lucky man, our Count, and it is always as

well to be prepared for possibilities—well, I think we may look forward

to a really pleasant day.”

It cannot be done, Herr Wagner, believe me. You cannot substitute the

music drama for all the arts combined. The object to be aimed at by the

wise composer should be to make us, while listening to his music,

forgetful of all remaining artistic considerations.

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