Nature’s Double Falsehood

That one great lie she told about the earth being flat when she knew it

was round all the time! And again how she stuck to it that the sun went

round us when it was we who were going round the sun! This double

falsehood has irretrievably ruined my confidence in her. There is no lie

which she will not tell and stick to like a Gladstonian. How plausibly

she told her tale, and how many ages was it before she was so much as

suspected! And then when things did begin to look bad for her, how she

brazened it out, and what a desperate business it was to bring her shifts

and prevarications to book!

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