CHAPTER VII.--The Spinster's Kemp.

A kemp, or camp, is a contest of industrial skill, or a competition

for priority in a display of rustic labor. Among men it is principally

resorted to in planting potatoes or reaping of corn, and generally only

on the day which closes the labor at each for the season; but in the

sense in which it is most usually practised and contested, it means a

trial of female skill at the spinning of linen yarn. It is, indeed,

a very cheerful assemblage of the fair sex; and, although strong and

desperate rivalry is the order of the day, yet it is conducted in

a spirit so light-hearted and amicable that we scarcely know a more

laudable or delightful recreation in country life. Its object is always

good, and its associations praiseworthy, inasmuch as they promote

industry, a spirit of becoming emulation, and principles of good will

and kindness to our neighbor.

When a kemp is about to be held, the matter soon becomes generally known

in the neighborhood. Sometimes the young women are asked, but in

most instances, so eager are they to attend it that invitations are

unnecessary. In the whiter months, and in mountain districts, it is

often as picturesque as it is pleasant. The young women usually begin

to assemble about four o'clock in the morning; and, as they always go in

groups, accompanied besides by their sweethearts or some male relatives,

each of the latter bearing a large torch of well-dried bogfir, their

voices, and songs, and loud laughter break upon the stillness of

night with a holiday feeling, made ten times more delightful by the

surrounding darkness and the hour. When they have not the torches the

spinning-wheels are carried by the males, amidst an agreeable din of

fun, banter, repartee, and jest, such as scarcely any other rustic

amusement with which we are acquainted ever occasions. On arriving at

the house where the kemp is to be held, they are placed in the barn or

some clean outhouse; but indeed the numbers are usually such as to crowd

every available place that can be procured for their accommodation. From

the moment they arrive the lively din is incessant. Nothing is heard but

laughter, conversation, songs, and anecdotes, all rising in a loud key,

among the louder humming of the spinning-wheels and the stridulous noise

of the reeds, as they incessantly crack the cuts in the hands of the

reelers, who are perpetually turning them from morning to night, in

order to ascertain the quantity which every competitor has spun; and

she, of course, who has spun most wins the kemp, and is the queen for

the night.

A kemp invariably closes with a dance--and a dance too upon an unusually

extensive scale. Indeed, during the whole day the fair competitors are

regaled from time to time with the enlivening strains of the fiddle or

bagpipes, and very often with the united melody of both together.

On that morning the dwelling-house and mostly all the out-offices of

Gerald Cavanagh bore, in stir and bustle, a stronger resemblance to the

activity of so many bee-hives about to swarm than to anything else

to which we can think of comparing them. Mirth in all its shapes, of

laughter, glee, and song, rang out in every direction. The booming

of wheels and the creaking of reels, the loud banter, the peals of

laughter, the sweet Irish songs that filled up the pauses of the louder

mirth, and the strains of the fiddle that ever and anon added to the

enlivening spirit of the scene, all constituted such a full and general

chorus of hilarity as could seldom be witnessed.

There were many girls present who took no part in the competition, but

who, as friends and acquaintances of Kathleen and Hanna, came to enjoy

the festive spirit of the day. Hanna herself, however, who had earned

some celebrity as a spinster, started for the honor of winning, as did

Dora M'Mahon, whose small and beautiful fingers seemed admirably adapted

for this graceful and peculiarly feminine process of Minerva. Towards

evening the neighbors assembled in considerable numbers, each interested

in the success of some peculiar favorite, whose former feats had induced

her friends to entertain on her behalf strong, if not certain, hopes of

victory. Kathleen, from a principle of generosity, patronized her young

friend, Dora M'Mahon; and Shibby M'Mahon, on the other hand, took

Hanna Cavanagh under her protection. As the evening advanced, and the

spectators and friends of the parties began to call, in order to be

present at the moment of victory, it would be difficult to witness any

assemblage of young women placed under circumstances of such striking

interest. The mirth and song and general murmur diminished by degrees,

until they altogether ceased, and. nothing was to be heard but the

perpetual cracking of the reels, the hum of the rapid wheels, and the

voices of the reelers, as they proclaimed the state of this enlivening

pool of industry. As for the fair competitors themselves, it might have

been observed that even those among them who had no, or at least but

slight pretensions to beauty, became actually interesting from the

excitement which prevailed. Their eyes lit by the active spirit of

rivalry within them, sparkled with peculiar brilliancy, their cheeks

became flushed or got pale as they felt themselves elevated or depressed

by the prospect or loss of victory. Nor were there wanting on this

occasion some vivid glances that were burthened, as they passed aslant,

their fair faces, with pithier feelings than those that originated from

a simple desire of victory. If truth must be told, baleful flashes,

unmeasured both in number and expression, were exchanged in a spirit

of true defiance between the interested and contending parties, as the

close of the contest approached. At length, by the proclamation of the

reelers, the great body of the competitors were thrown out, and they

consequently gave up the contest. It was now six o'clock, and the

first sound of seven o'clock by Captain Millar's bell was to close the

proceedings, and enable the reelers to proclaim the victor. Only four

names now remained to battle it out to the last; to wit, a country

farmer's daughter, named Betty Aikins, Dora M'Mahon, Hanna Cavanagh, and

a servant-girl belonging to another neighbor, named Peggy Bailly. This

ruck, as they say on the turf, was pretty well up together, but all

the rest nowhere. And now, to continue the metaphor, as is the case

at Goodwood or the Curragh, the whole interest was centered upon these

four. At the commencement of the last hour the state of the case was

proclaimed as follows: Betty Aikins, three dozen and eight cuts; Dora

M'Mahon, three dozen and seven cuts; Hanna Cavanagh, three dozen and

five cuts; and Peggy Bailly, three dozen and four cuts. Every individual

had now her own party anxious for her success, and amidst this hour of

interest how many hearts beat with all hopes and fears that are incident

even to the most circumscribed contest of human life. Opposite Dora

stood the youth whom we have already noticed, James Cavanagh, whose

salvation seemed but a very trifling thing when compared or put into

opposition with her success. Be this as it may, the moment was a most

exciting one even to those who felt no other interest than that which

naturally arises from human competition. And it was unquestionably

a beautiful thing to witness this particular contest between, four

youthful and industrious young women. Dora's otherwise pale and placid

features were now mantling, and her beautiful dark eyes flashing,

under the proud and ardent spirit of ambition, for such in fact was the

principle which now urged and animated the contest. When nearly half an

hour had passed, Kathleen came behind her, and stooping down, whispered,

“Dora, don't turn your wheel so quickly: you move the, foot-board too

fast--don't twist the thread too much, and you'll let down more.”

Dora smiled and looked up to her with a grateful and flashing eye.

“Thank you, Kathleen,” she replied, nodding, “I'll take your advice.”

The state of the contest was then proclaimed:--Betty Aikins--three dozen

and ten cuts; Dora M'Mahon--three dozen and ten cuts; Hanna Cavanagh

--three dozen, six cuts and a half; Peggy Bailly--three dozen, five and

a half.

On hearing this, Betty Aikin's cheek became scarlet, and as it is

useless to disguise the fact, several flashing glances that partook

more of a Penthesilean fire than the fearful spirit which usually

characterizes the industrious pursuits of Minerva, were shot at generous

Dora, who sustained her portion of the contest with singular spirit and

temper.

“You may as well give it up, Dora M'Mahon,” exclaimed Betty; “there

never was one of your blood could open against an Aikins--the stuff is

not in you to beat me.”

“A very little time will soon tell that,” replied Dora; “but indeed,

Betty, if I am doin' my best to win the kemp, I hope it's not in a bad

or unfriendly spirit, but in one of fair play and good humor.”

The contest now went on for about fifteen minutes, with surpassing

interest and animation, at the expiration of which period, the seven

o'clock bell already alluded to, rang the hour for closing their labors

and determining the victory. Thus stood their relative position--Dora

M'Mahon, four hanks and three cuts; Betty Aikins, four hanks; Hanna

Cavanagh, three hanks and nine cuts; Peggy Bailly, three hanks and eight

cuts.

When this result was made known, Betty Aikins burst into a loud fit

of grief, in which she sobbed as if her very heart would break, and

Kathleen stooping down, congratulated the beautiful girl upon her

victory, kissing her at the same time as she spoke--an act of love and

kindness in which she would have joyfully been followed by several of

her male friends, if they had dared to take that delicious liberty.

The moment of victory, we believe, is that which may be relied upon as

the test of true greatness. Dora M'Mahon felt the pride of that moment

in its fullest extent, but she felt it only to influence her better and

nobler principles. After casting her eyes around to gather in, as it

were, that honest approbation which is so natural, and exchanging some

rapid glances with the youth we have alluded to, she went over to her

defeated competitor, and taking her hand said, “Don't cry, Betty, you

have no right to be ashamed; sure, as you say, it's the first time you

wor ever beaten; we couldn't all win; an' indeed if I feel proud

now, everyone knows an' says I have a right to be so; for where was

there--ay, or where is there--such a spinner as you are?

“Shake hands now an' there's a kiss for you. If I won this kemp, it was

won more by chance than by anything else.”

These generous expressions were not lost on Betty; on the contrary, they

soothed her so much that she gave her hand cordially to her young and

interesting conqueress, after which they all repaired to a supper of new

milk and flummery, than which there is nothing more delicious within the

wide range of luxury. This agreeable meal being over, they repaired to

the large barn where Mickey M'Grory the fiddler, was installed in his

own peculiar orchestra, consisting of an arm-chair of old Irish oak,

brought out from Gerald Cavanagh's parlor.

It would indeed be difficult to find together such a group of happy

faces. Gerald Cavanagh and his wife, Tom M'Mahon and his better

half, and several of the neighbors, of every age and creed, were all

assembled; and, in this instance, neither gray hairs nor length of years

were looked upon as privileged from a participation in the festivities

of the evening. Among the rest, gaunt and grim, were the three Hogans,

looking through the light-hearted assemblage with the dark and sinister

visages of thorough ruffians, who were altogether incapable of joining

in the cheerful and inoffensive amusements that went forward around

them. Kate Hogan sat in an obscure corner behind the fiddler, where

she was scarcely visible, but from which she enjoyed a full view of

everything that occurred in the house.

A shebeen-man, named Parra Bradagh, father to Barney, whom the reader

has already met in the still-house, brought a cask of poteen to the

stable, where he disposed of it _sub silentio_, by which we mean without

the knowledge of Gerald Cavanagh, who would not have suffered any such

person about his place, had the circumstance been made known to him.

Among the rest, in the course of the evening, our friend O'Finigan the

Philomath made his appearance, and as was his wont very considerably

advanced in liquor. The worthy pedagogue, on inquiring for the queen

of the kemp, as he styled her, was told that he might know her by the

flowers in her hair. “There she is, masther,” said one of them, “wid the

roses on her head.”

“Well,” said O'Finigan, looking about him with surprise, “I have, before

now, indulged in the Cerelian juice until my eyes have become possessed

of that equivocal quality called the double vision, but I must confess

that this is the first occasion on which the quality aforesaid has been

quadrupled. Instead of one queen, wid Flora's fragrant favors in her

lock, I think I see four.”

Finigan indeed was right. Dora, on being presented with a simple chaplet

of flowers, as the heroine of the night, in a spirit of true magnanimity

generously divided the chaplet among her three rivals, thus, like every

brave heart, resting satisfied with the consciousness of victory, and

anxious that those who had approached her so nearly should also share in

its honors.

It is not our intention to enter into a detailed account of the dancing,

nor of the good humor which prevailed among them. It is enough to say

that the old people performed minuets and cotillions, and the young

folks, jigs, reels, and country dances; hornpipes were performed upon

doors, by rural dancers, and all the usual variations of mirth and

amusement were indulged in on the occasion.

We have said that Tom M'Mahon and his family were there, but we should

have added, with one exception. Bryan did not arrive until the evening

was far advanced, having been prevented by pressing business connected

with his farm. On making his appearance, he was greeted by a murmur of

welcomes, and many an honest hand was extended to him. Up until then

there were two individuals who observed Kathleen Cavanagh closely, and

we must ourselves admit that both came to the same conclusion. Its was

clear that during the whole evening she had been unusually pensive,

if not actually depressed, although a general observer would have seen

nothing in her beyond the natural sedateness of her manner. The two in

question were Kate Hogan and Dora M'Mahon. On Bryan's arrival, however,

the color of her cheek deeped into a richer beauty, the eye became more

sparkling, and a much slighter jest than before moved her into mirth.

Such, however, we are, and such is the mystery of our nature. It might

have been remarked that the Hogans eyed Bryan, soon after making his

appearance, with glances expressive of anything but good feeling. It was

not, however, when he first arrived, or danced with Hanna Cavanagh, that

these boding glances were turned upon him, but on the occasion of his

performing a reel with Kathleen. It might have been noticed that they

looked at him, and afterwards at each other, in a manner that could

admit of but little misapprehension.

“Philip,” observed Finigan, addressing the elder Hogan,--“Philip,

the Macedonian--monarch of Macedon, I say, is not that performance

a beautiful specimen of the saltatory art? There is manly beauty, O

Philip! and modest carriage.

“'With aquil beauty formed, and aquil grace,

Hers the soft blushes of the opening morn,

And his the radiance of the risen day.'”

“It's night now, misther, if you plaise,” returned Hogan, gruffly;

“but we don't want your opinion here--stick to your pothooks and

hangers--keep to your trade.”

“The _pot-hooks_ and _hangers_ are more _tui generis_, you misbegotten

satyr,” replied the schoolmaster; “that is, more appropriately

concatenated with your own trade than wid mine. I have no trade, sirra,

but a profession, and neither have you. You stand in the same degraded

ratio to a tradesman that a rascally quack does to a regular surgeon.”

“You had better keep a civil tongue in jour head,” replied Hogan,

nettled at the laughter which the schoolmaster raised at his expense.

“What! a civil tongue for you! Polite language for a rascally

sotherer of ould skillets and other anonymous utensils. Why, what

are you?--firstly, a general violation of the ten commandments; and,

secondly, a misshapen but faithful impersonation of the seven deadly

sins. Take my word for it, my worthy Macedonian, you will die any death

but a horizontal one--it's veracity I'm telling you. Yet there is some

comfort for you too--some comfort, I say again; for you who never lived

one upright hour will die an upright death. A certain official will

erect a perpendicular with you; but for that touck of Mathematics you

must go to the hangman, at whose hands you will have to receive the

rites of your church, you monstrous bog-trotting Gorgon. Mine a trade!

Shades of Academus, am I to bear this!”

Finigan was, like most of his class, a privileged man; but on this

occasion the loudness of the mirth prevented Hogan's reply from being

heard. As to violence, nobody that knew the poor pedagogue could ever

dream of using it towards him, and there is little doubt that the

consciousness of this caused him to give his tongue a license when

provoked, which he otherwise would not have dared to venture upon.

When he first made his appearance he was so far advanced in liquor as

scarcely to be able to stand, and it was quite evident that the heat of

the crowded house by no means improved him.

In about a quarter of an hour after Bryan and Kathleen had danced, the

good people of the kemp were honored by the appearance of Hycy Burke

among them--not in his jockey dress, but in a tight-fitting suit, that

set off his exceedingly well-made person to great advantage. In

fact, Hycy was a young fellow of a remarkably handsome face, full

of liveliness and apparent good humor, and a figure that was nearly

perfect. He addressed the persons present with an air of easy

condescension, and went over immediately and shook hands, in a very

cordial manner, with Gerald Cavanagh and his wife, after which he turned

round and bowed to the daughters. He then addressed Bryan, beside whom

Kathleen was sitting.

“Bryan,” said he, “there will be mistakes in the best of families. I

hate enmity. How, do you do?”

Bryan nodded, and replied, “Pretty well, Hycy--how are you?”

Cavanagh and his wife were evidently quite delighted to see him; the

good man rose and made him take his own seat, and Mrs. Cavanagh paid him

every conceivable mark of attention.

“Mrs. Cavanagh,” said he, after some chat, “may I be permitted to

indulge in the felicity of a dance with Miss Cavanagh?”

“Which of them?” asked the mother, and then added, without waiting for a

reply--“to be sure you may.”

“The felicity of a dance! that was well expressed, Mr. Hycy; but it

was not for nothing that you broke grammatical ground under Patricius

Finigan--ah, no; the early indoctrinations will tell;--that is clear.”

“I mean Miss Kathleen,” replied Hycy, without paying any attention to

Finigan's observations.

“Why not?” exclaimed both; “of course you will--go over and bring her

out.”

Hycy, approaching her, said, in his blandest and most persuasive manner,

“Miss Cavanagh, will you allow me the gratification of dancing a reel

with you?”

“I'm obliged to you, Mr. Burke,” she replied gravely; “I have just

danced a reel with Bryan M'Mahon here, and I don't intend to dance any

more to-night.”

“A simple reel?” said Hycy; “perhaps you will so far favor me? I shall

consider it as a favor, I assure you.”

“Excuse me, Mr. Burke, but I won't dance any more to-night.”

“That's hard,” he replied, “especially as I came all the way to have

that pleasure. Perhaps you will change your mind, Miss Cavanagh?”

“I'm not in the habit of changing my mind, Mr. Burke,” she replied, “and

I don't see any reason why I should do so now. I say once for all that I

won't dance any more to-night.”

“What is it,” asked the mother, on perceiving her hesitation; “won't she

dance wid you? Hut, tut, Kathleen, what nonsense is this? To be sure you

must dance wid Mr. Burke; don't take any refusal, Mr. Burke--is that all

you know about girls.--sure nineteen refusals is aquil to one consent.

Go over, Gerald, and make her dance wid him,” she added, turning to her

husband.

“What's the matter, Kathleen, that you won't dance wid Mr. Hycy?” asked

the good man.

“Because I have danced all I will dance to-night, father.”

“Tut, nonsense, you foolish girl--it's proud you ought to be that he'd

ax you. Get up and dance a reel wid him.”

Hanna, who knew her sister's resolution when once formed, immediately

came to her rescue. “Don't ask her, father,” she said; “the truth is,

that I believe she has a headache--however, I'll take her place--have

you any objection to me, Mr. Burke?”

None in the world--he would be very happy--only he regretted that he

could not have that pleasure also with his sister.

“Ah, Mr. Hycy--which is properly Hyacinthus,” said Finigan; “I am able

to perceive that Cupid declines to be propitious in that quarter, or

perhaps it's the _irae amantium_,---which is, on being rendered into

vernacularity, a falling out of lovers; and if so, do not despair; for

as certain as it is, it will be followed by that most delectable of

processes, the _redintegratio amoris_, or the renewing of love. In fact,

he is a little better than a tyro--an ignoramus, who doesn't quarrel at

least once a week, wid the fair object of his amorous inclinations, an'

that for the sake of the reconciliaitons.”

Hycy and Hanna were now about to dance, when Philip Hogan came forward,

and, with an oath, declared that Kathleen must dance--“He wouldn't see

Mr. Burke insulted that way by any such airs--and by--she must dance.

Come,” said he, “what stuff is this--we'll see whether you or I is

strongest;” and as he spoke he seized her rudely by the arm, and was

about to pull her out on the floor.

Bryan M'Mahon sprung to his feet. “Let her go, you ruffian,” he

exclaimed; “let her go this instant.”

“No, I won't,” replied the savage; “an' not for you, at any rate. Come,

Miss Kathleen, out you'll go:--for you indeed,” he added, in a ferocious

parenthesis, looking at Bryan; “it's you that's the cause of all this.

Come, miss, dance you must.”

The words were scarcely uttered when M'Mahon, by a single blow on the

neck, felled him like an ox, and in an instant the whole place was a

scene of wild commotion. The Hogans, however, at all times unpopular,

had no chance in an open affray on such an occasion as this. The feeling

that predominated was, that the ruffianly interference of Philip had

been justly punished; and ere many minutes the usual harmony, with the

exception of some threatening looks and ferocious under growls from the

Hogans, was restored. Hycy and Hanna then went on with their dance, and

when it was over, the schoolmaster rose to depart.

“Mr. Burke,” said he, “you are and have the reputation of being a

perfect gentleman _homo factus ad unguem_--as has been said by the

learned little Roman, who, between you and me, was not overburthened

with an excess of morality. I take the liberty, jinteels, of wishing you

a good-night--_precor vobia prosperam noctem!_ Ah, I can do it yet; but

it wasn't for nothing that I practised the peripatetics in larned Kerry,

where the great O'Finigan is not yet forgotten. I shall now seek a

contiguous place of repose, until the consequences of some slight

bacchanalin libations on my part shall have dispersed themselves into

thin air.”

He accordingly departed, but from the unsteadiness of his step it was

clear that, as he said, the place of his repose must be contiguous

indeed. Had he been conscious of his own motions it is not likely he

would have sought for repose in Cavanagh's kiln, then the habitation of

the Hogans. It was probably the fact of the door having been left open,

which was generally the case in summer, that induced him to enter--for

enter he did--ignorant, it is to be presumed, that the dwelling he

was about to enter was then inhabited by the Hogans, whom he very much

disrelished.

The place was nearly waste, and had a very desolate look. Scattered

around, and littered upon shake-down beds of straw, some half dozen

young besmutted savages, male and female, lay stretched in all

positions, some north, others south, without order or decency, but all

seeming in that barbarous luxury which denotes strong animal health and

an utter disregard of cleanliness and bodily comfort. Over in one of the

corners lay three or four budgets, old iron skillets, hammers, lumps of

melted lead, broken pots, a quantity of cows' horns for spoons, wooden

dishes that required clasping, old kettles that wanted repair, a couple

of cast off Poteen Stills, and a new one half made--all of which were

visible by the light of a large log of bog-fir which lay burning in the

fire-place. On looking around him, he descended a flight of stone steps

that led to the fireplace or the kiln or opening in which the fuel used

to dry the grain was always burned. This corner, which was eight or ten

feet below the other portion of the floor, being, in general, during the

summer months filled with straw, received the drowsy pedagogue, who, in

a few minutes, was as sound asleep as any of them about him.

Hycy, who was conscious of his good figure, danced two or three times

afterwards.

Dora M'Mahon had the honor of being his partner, as had one or two of

the best looking girls present. At the close of the last dance he looked

significantly at the Hogans, and nodded towards the door; after which it

might have been observed, that they slunk out one at a time, followed in

a few minutes by Kate Hycy, after some further chat with Gerald Cavanagh

and his wife, threw half a crown to Mickey M'Grory, and in his usual

courteous phraseology, through which there always ran, by the way, a vein

of strong irony, he politely wished them all a good night.

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