SAMPLES OF UNCLE SAM'S 'CUTENESS.

In some respects, Uncle Sam and Brother Jonathan are 'familiar as

household words' on the lips of John Bull; but it may be safely

affirmed, notwithstanding, that the English know less of the Americans

than the Americans know of the English. We are in the way of meeting

with our transatlantic cousins very frequently, and never without

having our present affirmation abundantly confirmed. This mingled

ignorance and indifference on the part of Englishmen to what is going

on in Yankeedom, besides being discreditable, will soon be injurious,

as any one may satisfy himself by a perusal of a couple of pleasant

volumes from the pen of Captain Mackinnon,[2] who travelled through

the States lately, with his eyes open, not to their faults only, as

might have been expected in an officer of Her Majesty's navy, but to

their virtues, attainments, and enterprises. He has been out spying

the land, and brings back a report which, though not new to those in

the habit of reading American newspapers, and talking with American

visitors, will be both new and interesting--we should hope

stimulative--to the majority of our countrymen. We shall fulfil a

duty, and confer benefit as well as pleasure, by picking out of the

captain's log-book some of the choicest samples of Uncle Sam's

'cuteness, which will serve to shew, at the same time, the progress

and prospects of that great commonwealth.

Captain Mackinnon believes the mind of the Americans to be the keenest

and most adaptable in the world. They acquire information of any kind

so rapidly, and have such ready dexterity in mechanical employments,

that the very slightest efforts put them on a par with Europeans of

far greater experience. After describing New York--which we shall

return to, if we have space--the author gives the results of a visit

to the dockyards at Brooklyn, Boston, and other places. Brooklyn

'contains perhaps the finest dry-dock in the world.' Here he saw all

the latest English improvements improved! He was informed, on

unquestionable authority, that no new instrument of war is elaborated

in England, without being immediately known to the authorities in the

United States; and that the commission of naval officers, now sitting

at Washington to re-organise the navy ordnance and gunnery exercise,

are assisted materially by the experience of men educated in Her

Majesty's ship _Excellent_.

The first object of interest in approaching the Fulton Ferry was a

large ship, which was loading with wheat for Europe. To accelerate the

introduction of the cargo, a grain-elevator was employed. This novel

machine pumped the grain from barges or canal-boats, on one side, in a

continuous stream into the ship's hold, at the rate of 2000 bushels

per hour. It was not only passed into the vessel at this prodigious

rate, but likewise accurately measured in the operation. American

naval officers have taken a hint from this ingenious labour-saving

contrivance, and successfully adapted it to the purpose of supplying

powder with great speed and regularity to the batteries of large

ships.

What are those huge castles rushing madly across the East River? Let

us cross in the _Montauk_ from Fulton Ferry, and survey the freight.

There are fourteen carriages; and the passengers are countless--at

least 600. Onward she darts at headlong speed, until, apparently in

perilous proximity to her wharf, a frightful collision appears

inevitable. The impatient Yankees press--each to be the first to jump

ashore. The loud 'twang' of a bell is suddenly heard; the powerful

engine is quickly reversed, and the way of the vessel is so

instantaneously stopped, that the dense mass of passengers insensibly

leans forward from the sudden check. These boats cost about L.6000. In

economy, beauty, commodiousness, and speed, they form a striking

contrast to the steam-ferry from Portsmouth to Gosport, which cost, it

is said, L.20,000. The author strongly advises persons in Europe, who

have any intention of projecting steam-ferries, to take a leaf out of

the Yankee book. As an example: If the Portsmouth Ferry had been

conducted on the same principles as the Fulton Ferry, a very large

profit would have ensued, instead of the concern being overwhelmed in

debt.

Here is another sample of Yankee _go-aheadism_. A launch! We are in

Webb's shipbuilding-yard. Look around. Five huge vessels are on the

stocks: three are to be launched at highwater. The first is a liner of

1708 tons, built for running, and, with a fair wind, it will outsail

any man-of-war afloat. The second is a steamer of 2500 tons. The third

is a gigantic yacht of 1500 tons, nearly as sharp as any yacht in

England. Five thousand seven hundred and eight tons were launched from

one builder, and within thirty minutes!

The clipper-ships, although certainly the finest class of vessels

afloat, are very uneasy in a sea. Mr Steers, the builder of the

far-famed yacht _America_, is very sanguine that he will produce a

faster vessel than has yet ploughed the seas, and Captain Mackinnon is

inclined to believe that he will. His new clipper-vessels will be as

easy in motion as superior in sailing. The great merit of Mr Steers,

as the builder of the _America_, is in his having invented a perfectly

original model, as new in America as in Europe. He informed our author

that the idea, so successfully carried out in the _America's_ model,

struck him when a boy of eight years old. He was looking on at the

moulding of a vessel by his father (an Englishman), when suddenly it

occurred to him that a great improvement might be made in the

construction; and the _modus operandi_ speedily took possession of his

mind. Mr Steers thinks that a shallow vessel, with a sliding keel, can

be built to outsail any vessel even on his improved model. This is

likely to be tested next summer in England, as a sloop, the _Silvia_,

built by Steers on this construction, is preparing to try her speed at

Cowes next season. The author carefully noted this craft when on the

stocks alongside the _America_,[1] and he believes, 'that no vessel in

England has the ghost of a chance against her.'

The English ship-builders have a great deal to learn from Brother

Jonathan, not only in the fashion of build, but likewise in the

'fitting and rigging.' An American London liner is sailed with half

the number of men required by an English ship of the same size, and

yet the work is got through as well and as expeditiously. The various

mechanical contrivances to save labour might be beneficially copied by

English ships.

A merchant-vessel, on the clipper principle, can be turned out by a

Baltimore builder for from L.10 to L.12 a ton, complete in all her

fittings. This is much cheaper than in England, which appears

unaccountable, considering the rate of wages; but so much more work is

done by the workmen for their wages, that labour is as cheap, if not

cheaper, there than here. 'Cotton-duck' sails are almost exclusively

used by American vessels under 300 tons, which for such vessels, as

well as for yachts, is much better and cheaper than canvas. Another

circumstance which struck the author at Baltimore--and which is

equally striking to hear of to those who are accustomed to the sight

of the Thames barges ascending and descending the river, in all their

ugliness and filth, with the flow and ebb of each tide--was, that the

vessels intended for the lowest and most degrading offices, such as

carrying manure, oysters, and wood, were of 'elegant and symmetrical

proportions!'

The most potent proofs of Uncle Sam's 'cuteness are to be found in the

patent office at Washington. Inventions pour in in such abundance,

that already the space allotted to them is so completely crammed, as

to preclude the possibility of any close investigation. The dockyard

at Washington furnished matter for fresh reflection; the iron for

cables, furnished by contract, being so superior to the old, that the

testing-links were all broken on the first trial, the model-anchors

being 'an immense improvement,' &c.

'And to whom do you suppose we are indebted for all these

improvements, and many more too tedious to mention?' asked the

officer. 'Why, to an English dockyard-master from Devonport.'

So much for their progress on the eastern coast: now let us turn

westward, ascending the Hudson by one of the river--steamers. Without

doubt, these steam--vessels are the swiftest and best arranged known;

but the speed and size are improving so rapidly, that what is correct

now, may be far behind the mark a year hence. The _Isaac Newton_ is at

present the largest. The saloon, which is gorgeously decorated, is 100

yards long. In this vast, vaulted apartment, the huge mirrors, elegant

carving, and profuse gilding, absolutely dazzle the eye. On first

entering one of these magnificent floating saloons, it is difficult

for the imagination to realise its position. All comparison is at once

defied, as there is nothing like it afloat in the world.

The extent of the lake-trade is prodigious. Its aggregate value for

1850, imports and exports, amounts to 186,484,905 dollars, which is

more by 40,000,000 dollars than the whole foreign export-trade of the

country! The aggregate tonnage employed on the lakes is equal to

203,041 tons, of which 167,137 tons are American, and 35,904 British.

The passenger-trade is not included in the preceding sum; it is valued

at 1,000,000 dollars. 'The mind is lost in astonishment at so

prodigious a commerce. It is not ten years since the first steamer ran

round the chain of lakes. Population, and its commercial concomitants,

are increasing so rapidly, that before twenty years, the lake-trade

alone will be of greater extent and importance than the whole trade of

any other nation on the globe!' The number of emigrants from Europe

and the eastern states annually passing through Buffalo for the Far

West is now one million, and likely, by and by, to increase to two

millions! Cities are consequently rising up with extraordinary

rapidity. The population of Detroit, for example, has increased,

during the last ten years, from 11,000 to 26,000--an advance which is

mainly owing to the facilities afforded by the Michigan Central

Railway, for concentrating on their passage the westward-bound

emigrants. An absurd spirit of speculation has likewise contributed to

the increase. A building and farming mania, similar to the railway

mania in England six years ago, has seized the people. The only

salvation for the speculators is the continued increase of vast swarms

of emigrants from Europe. Chicago is another example of rapid

increase--namely, from 3000 in 1840, to above 20,000 in 1850; a growth

which it mainly owes to its advantageous site at the head of the

navigation of the chain of lakes. Milwaukie is also a wonderful

instance of progress. In 1838, there was not a single house on the

spot: in 1840, there was a village with 1700 inhabitants; in 1850,

there was a city of 20,000! Twenty years ago, the land on which it

stands was not worth more than the government price, which is about

5s. 5d. per acre: at present, the lots are valued, in good locations,

at L.40 a foot frontage. The result is speculation; with sudden

fortunes on the one hand, and sudden ruin on the other. Emigrants, as

well as citizens themselves, have to 'move on' further west; and hence

they are covering Wisconsin, Minesota, and other territories. Nothing

can now arrest the flowing tide till it dash against the Rocky

Mountains, and meet the counter-tide setting in from the coast of the

Pacific.

The district around Lake Winnebago seems, according to our author's

account, to be a tempting spot for emigrants; and as there cannot be

the least suspicion of his having an interest in trumpeting it up, it

may be as well that the reader should know where 'Paradise Restored'

is to be found. Lake Winnebago is not one of those huge inland oceans,

with winds and waves, storms and shipwrecks upon it, but a quiet, snug

sheet of water like Loch Lomond, which it resembles in size, and, if

we may judge from a paper-description, in appearance. 'It is about

thirty miles long, and ten to twelve broad. A high ridge of limestone

bounds it on the east, sloping gradually down to the edge of the

water. Numerous natural clearings or prairies relieve the sameness of

the luxuriant forests. On the western side, the land invades the lake

in long, low capes and peninsulas. The fragrance of the air, the

exquisite verdure of the trees, the gorgeous colours of the prairie

flowers, and the artist-like arrangements of the "oak openings," and

wild meadows, are delights never to be forgotten. The most elaborate

and cultivated scenery in Europe falls into insignificance in

comparison. I was struck with astonishment that such "a garden of

Eden" should be so little known, even in the eastern states--that such

extraordinary advantages should be neglected. After a careful

examination of many places in the western portion of the United

States, I advisedly assert, that Lake Winnebago District is the most

desirable and the finest in the world for emigrants.'

His reasons for this opinion are briefly, that it has communication

with the Atlantic on each border of the state--by the Mississippi on

the west, and Lake Michigan on the east; that the soil is very

fertile, and the climate remarkably healthy, being more equable than

the same latitude on sea-board, and quite free from fever or ague.

With great glee, the captain details a sporting excursion in this

romantic district, in the course of which he fell in with an old

acquaintance in the shape of an under-keeper from one of the Scottish

moors. He had emigrated two years, and become a 'laird.' His remarks

displayed great 'cuteness, and as it was on Uncle Sam's soil, it must

be placed to Uncle Sam's credit. Their conversation was so amusing as

well as instructive, that we quote it.

'"Ah, sir," said the Scotchman, "if the quality in England only knew

there was a place like this, do you think they would go and pay such

extravagant rents for the mere shooting in Scotland? No, sir, not

they. My old master paid five hundred pounds a year for his moor

adjacent to Loch Ness."

"And pray what did he get for it?"

"Why, not half such sport as he can get here," replied he.

"Truly," I rejoined; "but remember the distance, and expense of coming

here."

"As for the distance, you can, at present, be here from London in

fourteen days. In two years, the rail will be finished to Fond-du-Lac,

and you will be enabled to get here in eleven days. The expense, as I

will prove, will not only be far less, but it may be turned into a

positive gain."

'I pricked up my ears at this assertion, and requested my old

acquaintance, the ex-keeper, to proceed.

"Well, sir, look 'ee here: suppose a party of five gentlemen subscribe

five hundred pounds apiece, that will be two thousand five hundred

pounds. With one thousand five hundred pounds, they can purchase a

quantity of land, and build an excellent house, stable, and offices on

Doty Island, in a position which, in ten years' time, will increase

greatly in value as an eligible site for building allotments. The very

fact of such an establishment by wealthy English gentlemen will cause

the land to rise in value enormously; and I will warrant that in five

years it will be worth ten times the present cost. From their location

on Doty Island, they would have the finest fresh-water fishing in the

world. They would have thirty miles lake-shore for deer-shooting; and

dense woods, forty miles back to Lake Michigan, where bears, and

catamounts, and other wild animals are plentiful. Abundance of wild

fowl, quail, and wood-cocks would be found everywhere."

"Stop," exclaimed I, interrupting him; "what are we to do about the

main point--the grouse-shooting? Besides, remember there is another

thousand pounds to account for."

"Don't interrupt, please sir; I am coming to that. I know several

districts of country in this neighbourhood with natural boundaries,

such as creeks, rivers, thick belts of trees, &c. These districts vary

from five thousand to twenty thousand acres, and are so fertile that

Europeans cannot even imagine such richness. Five hundred pounds you

could lend to the farmers at twelve per cent. per annum. Many of them

pay from two to eight per cent. _per month_. You would thus, by

accommodating the farmers, have the best-stocked preserves, and the

most friendly occupiers of the soil that can be found. The remaining

five hundred pounds you might keep to improve your lands, or invest at

twelve per cent. as the other half. If thus invested, you would get

twelve per cent. on one thousand pounds, nearly equal to five per

cent. upon the whole sum laid out, and the land increasing in value in

a prodigious ratio."

"Wonderful!" thought I, with enthusiasm. "I will pop you in print, my

lad."'

We 'pop him in print' with similar good-will. His scheme would be an

admirable one, save and except that there is an ocean to cross before

reaching Doty Island. We commend it to the New Yorkers and gentlemen

of the eastern states, who wish to have a hunting-field such as the

old monarchs of Europe would have envied. The scheme, notwithstanding,

does credit to the ingenuity of its propounder, who thereby proves

himself the right sort of man for the country he has chosen to call

his own.

Another conversation which our author relates, affords an unequivocal

sample of real aboriginal 'cuteness. Captain Mackinnon impresses us,

as he did the Americans, as a frank, hearty fellow, who can make

himself at home at once, anywhere, and with any one. During his short

sporting excursion, he seems to have picked acquaintance with nearly

all the happy inhabitants of that western Eden with which he had

become so enraptured. Strolling along one day, he met with a tall,

gaunt Yankee, who knew him, and invited him into his log-cabin for a

social glass and a 'crack' after it. This semi-savage-looking fellow

had been a soldier, and delighted, like his guest, in the title of

captain. He had been fighting in Mexico and California with the

'Injuns.' As he of Doty Island had a proposal to make to British

sportsmen, so Captain Ezekiah Conclin Brum had 'a proposal to make to

the British government.' He had heard of our Cape and Caffre war, and

wondering how and why we did not make a shorter work of that awkward

business, he sent to England for a British infantry musket, which he

produced. 'Well, captin, did ever you see such a clumsy varment in all

your born days? Now, captin, look out of the doorway: do you see that

_blazed_ stump? It is seven feet high, and broader than any man. It's

exactly one hundred and fifty yards from my door. I have fired that

clumsy varment at the stump till my head ached and my shoulder was

quite sore, and have hardly hit it once. Now, then, captin, look 'ee

here (taking up his seven-barrelled revolving rifle, and letting fly

one barrel after the other): I guess you will find seven bullets in

the _blazed_ stump. I will, however, stick seven playing cards on the

stump, in different places, and, if you choose, hit them all.' After

sundry but unaccepted offers to his English brother-militant for a

trial of mutual destructiveness, he made his offer to the British

government through its representative, but which that loyal subject,

in a fit of mortification, declined to convey, on the ground that if

he 'made the finest offer in the world to the British government, they

would only sneer' at him. However (to give, as before, the substance

of what is here detailed with amusing effect), the offer of Captain

Brum was to enlist 5000 Yankee marksmen, each armed with a

seven-barrelled revolving rifle, and kill 'all the Injuns' at the Cape

in six months for the sum of 5,000,000 dollars! 'We should be ekal,'

quoth he, 'to thirty thousand troops with such tarnal, stiff, clumsy

consarns as them reg'lation muskets is. We should do it slick, right

away.' This may seem only a piece of fun, but such it does not appear

to the author, who turns from fun to facts and figures, and calculates

what would be the result of an encounter between English and American

men-of-war, if the latter had ten men in each top handling Captain

Brum's weapon with Captain Brum's skill; and the result he comes to

is, that they could, in one minute and a half, dispose of 210 men on

the opposite deck. _This would amount to the destruction of the whole

crew stationed on the upper deck!_ The undoubted _possibility_ of such

a summary mode of annihilating an enemy, must soon change the system

of warfare, and at least demands grave consideration. We make no

comment upon this, as we should be inclined to do were we not

announcing the forebodings of a naval officer, who must be supposed to

see cause of apprehension before he would venture to express it.

Turning now to a more civil aspect of affairs than the picture of

thirty death-dealing demons in the tops of a Yankee frigate, let us

see how they manage their aggressions upon the untamed field and

forest. During his various ramblings, our traveller's free-and-easy

manner gained him the confidence of several able and energetic men--an

advantage which enabled him to peep behind the scenes in many of the

western movements. The following incident, which came under his own

knowledge, comes within the design of this article, which is to

illustrate the go-aheadism of our transatlantic cousins, and how they

find the ways and means where other men fail.

Near Green Bay (in the aforesaid Garden of Eden), a small village

suddenly peers out from the woods. The site was chosen by one of those

extraordinary men (educated pioneers), who had silently selected a

position, and established himself as proprietor before any one was

acquainted with his object. Once fixed, the working pioneers, well

aware of the sagacity and ability of their forerunner, begin to drop

in likewise. In a few months, a town is laid out, and a population

makes its appearance. A plank-road is necessary, a charter is

obtained, and a meeting summoned of all interested in the said road.

About a hundred persons attend; the charter is read; and before it can

become a valid instrument, 500 shares must be subscribed for, and one

dollar each paid up. The whole capital required is L.10,000--a sum

which, probably, could not be mustered in cash within a hundred miles.

One citizen believes he can get the 500 dollars from a relative in the

Gennessee Valley. Who, then, is to take stock, and supply the sinews

of war? There is not ten dollars (cash) in the township. Up starts

another, who has credit with a provision-merchant down east, and

offers to supply the workmen with pork, molasses, tea, and sugar, out

of his friend's store; making a speech at the same time. Others

similarly pledged their credit for shoes, soap, clothing, &c. The bulk

of the meeting, consisting of hard-working 'bonnet-lairds,' undertake

to go to work immediately; taking for part-payment the necessaries of

life, and receiving road-stock for the balance. Without a cent of

capital, they began a work which would eventually cost 50,000 dollars,

in full confidence that something would turn up to procure the

wherewithal. The beauty of the matter is, that the project succeeded.

The road has not only quadrupled the value of property all around, but

it bids fair to pay a dividend in five years of 50 per cent. If a

steam-boat is wanted, it is acquired in the same way. Large vessels

have been completely built and equipped, without the owners possessing

one farthing, and they have not only paid for themselves, but have

made handsome fortunes for the lucky and enterprising projectors.

Speculation of this kind, which would be justly deemed dishonourable

in a settled country, is apt to be less rigidly considered in the

pioneers of a new world. What country can attempt to cope with such

energy and enterprise as this? It is frequently a subject of remark,

that men born in England, and educated in the States, are among the

foremost in these enterprising projects.

There are many other facts in these interesting volumes which we

should like to call attention to; but the reader who has accompanied

us through this sketch cannot do better than read the volumes

themselves--only remembering, that the enthusiasm of his guide might

have been considerably moderated had he been an emigrant instead of a

gentleman traveller.

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