CHAPTER XVI

A LONG, LONG WAY TO COSTA RICA

I

I set out overland--through the Nicaraguan Canal--for Costa Rica.

From Managua the railway carried me to Granada, on the shores of the

largest lake between Michigan and Titicaca. At the end of a long wharf

the weekly steamer was balancing itself upon its prow and waving its

stern in the air, lashed by a gale that piled the combers one upon

another until the pond resembled a young ocean.

It was a squatty vessel, condemned back in the days of Zelaya, but

still running. It contained several bullet holes from the revolution

that overthrew the dictator. When attacked, it had been so crowded with

government troops that most of them could not fire upon the enemy,

wherefore they had relieved their emotions by shooting upward through

the decks.

Embarking passengers were looking forward to seasickness. The

Latin-Americans always enjoy this malady, even when the sea is calm.

Upon going aboard a ship, the womenfolk especially prepare for it

by hanging upon the cabin wall a picture of “Our Lady of Voyagings,”

reciting the rosary, sniffing the smelling salts, lying down upon the

berth, turning green, and suffering miserably long before the ship

leaves port. Such behavior seems to be regarded as essential to the

gentle feminine character, and I sometimes suspect that any lady who

failed to show the proper symptoms during a voyage would be regarded as

just a trifle masculine.

On this trip they all had excellent excuse. The boat rocked and

pitched frantically at its moorings. When we finally steamed off, our

course lay broadside to the waves, and the vessel dipped one gunwale

after the other, soaking the steerage passengers on the lower deck,

and sprinkling those above. They huddled together in a dejected,

uncomfortable mass of humanity, groaning “Ay! Ay! Ay!” and obtaining

therefrom about as much relief as Anglo-Saxons find in “Oh! Oh! Oh!”

Lake Nicaragua is a hundred miles long by forty wide. Since it was a

twenty-four hour journey, much agony was enjoyed by all.

II

I landed the next morning at San Carlos, at the mouth of the San Juan

River. There was nothing of interest here except an ancient Spanish

fortress and J. C. Kennedy.

“They built the fortress back in 1600-and-something, or maybe it was

1700-and-something,” explained the latter. “I know it was just before I

came here.”

Mr. Kennedy, a little white-haired Irish-American, who now owned a

shoe-shop and pegged away himself for exercise, had twice been chased

out of Nicaragua by the old tyrant, Zelaya.

“But I don’t know as I blame him so much,” he said. “I had a factory

making ammunition for the revolutionists.”

III

From San Carlos the San Juan River led eastward toward the Caribbean.

Once seriously considered by the American government as a possible

site for the canal finally constructed at Panama, it was at present so

shallow that only small launches could navigate it.

One was now waiting, with a scow lashed to its side.

I sailed with it at midnight, along with some forty other passengers,

mostly women and children, all of us tightly packed into whatever

spaces remained among the bags, boxes, and bales of a heavy cargo.

There was neither comfort nor privacy. The Latin-Americans, with

characteristic vanity, had all embarked in their very best clothes. Now

that they had parted from their friends, and wished to change into

garments better suited to a long voyage, they faced a disconcerting

problem.

The women cried out: “Gentlemen, please look the other way!”

A host of infants whined and fretted. Every one turned and twisted

about in an effort to find a position conducive to sleep, until the

launch suggested a cheese alive with squirming maggots.

I retired to the lighter, and discovering a sheltered nook among the

sacks of beans, rolled up in my blanket. There was a splendid moon

overhead. The black jungle, illumined now and then with patches of

misty gray, slid past in mysterious procession. At times I would awaken

as the motor stopped and the native boatmen climbed over me to guide

us with long poles through rippling shallows. Sometimes the claw-like

branches of a half-submerged tree came racing at us, as though shooting

upstream to seize us; there would be much frantic shouting, and furious

work with the guiding-poles as we dodged it; then I would settle back

to another nap, lulled by the music of swift waters, and pitying the

other passengers huddled in cramped discomfort aboard the launch.

[Illustration: FOR THREE DAYS THE BOATMEN POLED THE LAUNCH THROUGH

SHALLOWS FRAMED IN RANK GREEN JUNGLE]

But the pity was premature. Without warning the heavens opened up, and

poured down a perfect deluge of chilling rain, and I found myself the

only passenger not under a roof and with no space left under the

awning. I had not known that every season was rainy season on the San

Juan. And the deluge fell intermittently throughout the night. Drawing

the blanket over my head, I burrowed down between two bean-sacks, where

presently a boatman rushing across the scow with his pole gave a leap

and planted both bare feet in my face.

“Pardon, _señor_, but you looked like part of the cargo!”

In the morning we docked at Puerto Castillo, a string of aged wooden

shanties bordering the river, shrouded in an unceasing drizzle of mist.

There were some especially dangerous rapids here, and the women were

landed while the rest of us charged downstream through boiling foam.

Our launch bumped and grated over the rocks as we plunged through the

shallow falls, but the current swept us on, and we came finally into

deeper pools below, where the women, straggling along the shore-trail,

rejoined us, and crawled over one another as each sought to find her

own baggage among the mixture of sacks, bundles, baskets and boxes, and

to extract therefrom the ingredients for breakfast.

Each passenger foraged for himself. For three days we chugged

downstream through rank green jungle with bits of fog clinging to its

edges, through shallows and rapids, through drizzling showers. Every

one had taken the precaution to bring food, which we ate without

cooking. Now and then, if we stopped at a thatched hut, a native woman

could be persuaded to boil coffee, but it was seldom that we stopped

long enough. With both sexes packed tightly into an open launch for

many hours at a time, there was necessary a complete abandonment of

the modesties which civilized society regards as imperative. When

passengers complained, the captain agreed with them sympathetically,

in the fatalistic fashion of these people, as though he felt that the

discomfort were something to be deplored, but not to be remedied.

The captain was in reality a “Colonel” by title. Several of the men

passengers were “Generals.” Most Nicaraguans of any social standing

have a military title of some sort, earned in a long-past revolution.

Two or three of the women were the wives of government officials

stationed in Bluefields or other isolated east coast towns, and were

ladies of refinement. But contiguity was productive of democracy, and

both ladies and Generals joined the _peons_ in lamentation of common

misery.

The life of the party was a stout woman with a _machete_ in the bosom

of her voluminous soiled shirtwaist. Her seven children were constantly

tumbling about over the other passengers to the annoyance of every one,

and her admonitions that she would cut their throats if they did not

sit still, illustrated by a waving of the _machete_, had little effect

upon them. On the lake steamer, she had led the mournful chorus of

“Ay! Ay! Ay!” but she was now in good spirits and prepared at all times

to conduct the conversation.

Her favorite theme was her romances.

“The oldest boy--he of the curly hair--was the son of Juanito, the

blacksmith. And that one--the dark one--is the child of Pedro, the

little Indian at San Carlos.”

She had left the blacksmith, it seems, because he caught her at

flirtation, and failed to chastise the other man. He had simply taken

_her_ home, and beaten _her_. She had not minded this, for it was

justified. But he should have beaten the other man, too. Did we not

think so? And who could love such a coward?

We stopped on our third night at a little thatched farmhouse. While the

women remained aboard the launch, reciting their rosaries in unison,

as was their nightly custom throughout the voyage, the men adjourned

to a narrow sandspit, opened a jug of rum, and took turns riding a

young bull, which, despite its youth, contrived to toss most of them

into the river. Thereafter we gathered at the farmhouse, where some one

produced guitar and mandolin, and we all danced with the farmer’s three

daughters. There was some question in my mind as to whether a gentleman

about to dance with a barefoot partner should remove his own shoes. The

book of etiquette, as I recalled it, had not covered this point. But,

considering that the boards were full of splinters which might have

been painful to any but the calloused sole of a native, I decided to

forgo the courtesy. When the boatmen and passengers discovered that I

could play a few pieces of their own music on the mandolin, they hailed

me as “Paisano”--“fellow-countryman”--and thereafter called me by that

name. These Nicaraguans were prejudiced against _gringos_, but like

all Latin-Americans, were eager to be friendly with any individual who

showed an interest in themselves.

One of the Generals could speak English. His hobby was collecting the

pictures of short-skirted movie-actresses that came with each package

of the cigarettes I smoked.

“Those American girl are some nifty girl, eh? All the time I am

in the Nueva York I go always to the dance-hall to shake the--the

what-do-you-call-it?--the wicked hip. And so mooch I like the scenic

railway at the Coney Island--the one that go all the time through the

dark tunnel! Some classy burg, that Nueva York!”

When the rain ceased momentarily, the men would ascend to the roof

of the launch, among the crates of squawking chickens that formed

the bulk of the cargo, and from that point of vantage would shoot at

the alligators lying half-submerged along the mud-flats. The caymans

were sluggish creatures. On the Amazon and other rivers, I have seen

much larger monsters disappear with the crack of a rifle. Here they

merely lumbered with awkward dignity toward the water. The boatmen

showed no fear of them. When we struck a sandbar, as we did at two-hour

intervals, the crew would leap overboard to shove us loose, and

sometimes would plod all over the river to find the deeper channels.

If this were ever to become an interoceanic canal, it would require

infinite dredging. Yet, should traffic outgrow the Panama waterway,

this will be the site of another road. The mountain chain which soars

aloft throughout Central America subsides at this point. Lake Nicaragua

is only a hundred and ten feet above sea level, and from it another

river empties into the Pacific just as the San Juan empties into the

Caribbean. The principal disadvantage of a canal here would be its

length. Any surveyor or engineer, making the journey as I made it,

would swear that the San Juan was longer than the Mississippi.

IV

It was a relief when, after three days of it, we turned aside into

a narrow channel, and pushed our way through lily-pads to the

weather-stained city of San Juan del Norte, otherwise known as

Greytown, our Caribbean terminus.

It was merely the typical East coast town, however--low, swampy,

stinking, and generally unattractive--with black complexions

prevailing. The Nicaraguan _commandante_ was Spanish. All other

officials were negroes. A customs’ inspector of West Indian descent, as

immaculate in white linen uniform as only a colored official can be,

directed me to a lodging house, and I set out to find it, hiking along

a grass-grown embankment lined with rickety wooden shacks roofed with

discolored tin, each house set upon piles above a pool of filth, and

reached by a wobbly board-walk.

[Illustration: GREYTOWN WAS A TYPICAL EAST COAST PORT--LOW, SWAMPY AND

UNATTRACTIVE--WITH BLACK COMPLEXIONS PREVAILING]

Once upon a time--when this whole shore from Costa Rica to Guatemala

was a part of the British “Mosquito kingdom,” of which British

Honduras is the only remnant--this was a thriving city. Walker, the

Filibuster, made it his base of supplies. In the days of the gold rush

to California, Nicaragua was one of the favorite cross-continental

routes. In those times, as the residents of to-day expressed it,

“Greytown was Greytown.” Now it was only Greytown. Prosperity had fled.

The inhabitants lived, as tropical natives so frequently live, without

visible occupation. A visitor, especially a _gringo_, was a curiosity.

The entire population--descendants of Great Britain’s former negro

empire--rushed to the doorways to stare. Buxom wenches climbed upon

their window-sills with a mountainous display of anatomy to ask one

another in Jamaican English:

“Who the mon is? Who the mon is?”

I found the lodging house, but it was closed.

“Dey all go off for a lark,” advised a neighbor.

But eventually I found another hotel, kept by a Nicaraguan, who was

quite amazed at the sight of a prospective guest. He had one large

room, laden with canvas cots, and already occupied by a blind negro

with the stupid countenance of a half-wit, who proved upon further

acquaintance to be the town celebrity.

He was a musician. When some one led him downstairs and placed a

mandolin in his hands, he played it as I had never dreamed the

instrument could be played. He was a true genius. If his accompanist

gave the wrong chord upon the guitar, he would fly into a rage.

When, as a joke, some one told him that I played better than he, his

indignation knew no limit. His eyelids snapped open and shut, exposing

empty sockets, and he screamed like a maniac. He refused positively to

play another piece so long as I was present. Thereafter he seemed to

sense my return, even when I tiptoed into the room, and would cease

abruptly to demand in Spanish:

“Has that _gringo_ come back?”

But he warmed toward me when mediators informed him that I wished to

take his picture. All Greytown was eager to be photographed. Seeing

my camera, the blacks would call out, “Draw me portrait, sah?” There

were many old colored men here who could recall the days when Greytown

flourished. They were very dignified and formal, as befits a patriarch,

and with the peculiar vanity of the oldest living resident everywhere,

each was extremely proud that he hadn’t had sufficient ambition to

move out of one place for sixty or seventy years. They now spent most

of their time sitting about the rum shops, waiting for some one to buy

them a drink.

As I passed one such shop--and it seemed to be about the one kind of

shop in the city--a group of my former associates from the launch

journey greeted me with an overjoyed, “_Paisano!_” and called me

inside, assuring the colony of patriarchs, “This _gringo_ is a good

fellow! He’s our _paisano_! He’s one of us!” With that recommendation

the darkies accepted me as an equal. Theirs was the elaborate

phraseology of the Jamaican:

“When I first see he,” they said, “I presumption that he be American.”

And to me, “Am I not conclusive, sah, that you be a traveler, and that

you will embrace the primary opportunity to emigrate from this region?”

My former associates were rather tipsy with rum, and all were eager

to show me the sights of the city. The only point of interest they

could think of, however, was the chapel across the way. It had fallen

greatly into disrepair, since the Church of England is a more favored

institution on the East Coast, but it contained a well-molded image of

the Saviour. Some local artist evidently had done the work, for the

complexion of the image was a rich chocolate brown. The natives looked

upon Him with astonishment.

“_Carramba!_” exclaimed one. “He’s as dark as ourselves! He’s our

_paisano_!”

V

A motor-schooner was about to leave for Costa Rica.

Its skipper was a Cayman Islander--a hard-faced ruffian with a

whiskey-shaded mustache, who might have passed for a white man were

it not for his Jamaican speech. Its crew was composed of semi-naked

blacks. But all of them understood seamanship, which was fortunate, for

the passing of the Red Bar, at the mouth of the San Juan, is fraught

with danger.

We crept out through a winding channel. Giant combers, sweeping across

the low sandspit, caught us broadside, and turned the little craft

until the gunwale dipped water. Again and again they piled us against

the opposite bank, while great sheets of spray broke over us and

sizzled through the rigging.

The skipper, braced against the wheel, shouted orders that flew to

leeward with the screaming wind. The blacks, seemingly unmindful of

their peril, leaned their weight upon their poles as they struggled

to pry us loose, while a dozen sharks cruised hungrily below. Natives

affirm that the sea-tigers gather about each passing ship, and are

seldom disappointed. There were moments when it appeared that they

might enjoy their accustomed banquet. But at last we were safe, and

climbing up the mountainous waves toward the open sea, while the

boatmen raised lusty voices in a chantey of the old-time pirates. And

with a stiff breeze filling out sails, we scudded southward toward

Costa Rica, the most charming land in the world.

VI

Five years earlier I had visited Costa Rica--after my flight from

Mexico--and it was good to see it again.

We threaded our way among the reefs of Limón harbor, toward a sickle

of white beach fringed with graceful coco-palms. In the distance rose

lofty mountains, verdant with forest and jungle, towering up and up

toward the filmy white clouds. Over it all was the bluest of skies.

This was the land which admiring Spaniards, years ago, christened “Rich

Coast,” and no country has ever been more aptly named.

Limón itself was merely an average East Coast port--a city of

rickety wooden houses behind a large banana wharf, with a population

of Jamaican blacks imported by the Fruit Company, which owns this

Caribbean shore. But the railway--incidentally a Fruit Company

possession, and one of the three most famous scenic routes in Latin

America--carried me inland through an ever-changing panorama of cane

fields, banana plantation, thatched villages, and untrammeled jungle,

through forests of magnificent big trees festooned with moss and vine,

through rugged gulches beside a foaming river, up mountain sides where

the stream dropped to a mere white ribbon far below, along winding

cliffs that looked out upon endless vistas of waving palm tops, up

into the exhilarating coolness of the altitudes, among rolling hills

of luxuriant coffee plantation, past the red-tiled roofs of ancient

Cartago, and down again into a fertile valley dotted with little farms,

into San José, the most delightful capital in Central America--a city

of quaint Spanish architecture, yet with every modern comfort--a quiet,

peaceful city slumbering beneath a warm sun that never burns--a city

with the loveliest climate, the most attractive _plazas_, and the most

beautiful women in the world. Every town of any note in Latin America

claims these superlatives as its own. Every traveler I have met joins

me in awarding them to San José.

[Illustration: SAN JOSÉ CONTAINS THE MOST DELIGHTFUL PLAZAS, AND THE

MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD]

VII

Costa Rica is not only the most charming country in Central America,

but usually the best-behaved.

So stable is its government that land upon the Costa Rican side of the

San Juan River is far more valuable than the same sort of property on

the Nicaraguan side.

It is one of the few countries south of the Rio Grande which can elect

a new president without shooting the old one. Its leading families are

so interrelated that the chief executiveship is largely a household

affair. As a general rule, they take turns at it. Now and then, when

they do quarrel about it, each family separates, half of it taking one

side and half the other, so that everybody always wins. And whoever

gains the office rules ordinarily with consideration for the rest of

the populace.

In many recent years there has been but one period of rough-house in

its ordinarily tranquil history. It was my fortune, on my first visit

to the republic, to arrive just in time to witness its conclusion--the

conclusion of such a series of events as might have sprung from the

pages of a novel by Richard Harding Davis. I landed at Puerto Limón

just in time to see Ex-President Federico Tinoco, the last of the

Central-American tyrants, walk across the dock between two lines of

fixed bayonets, and embark for Europe, carrying with him the national

treasury.

The story of Tinoco would be much more typical of Honduras than of

Costa Rica.

As in Tegucigalpa there were three contestants for the presidency in

the elections of 1919. No one of them gained an absolute majority.

Congress, forced to decide, bickered as Congresses will. The president

in office, scenting possible trouble, undertook to smooth the path of

his own favorite by building up a stronger army. At the head of it was

Federico Tinoco, a man of prominent family, himself little known in

Costa Rica except as a devotee of pleasure who spent most of his time

in Paris.

When the army was well organized, Tinoco cleared the whole situation

by capturing the palace and declaring _himself_ president. Thereupon

he reorganized Congress with his own personal friends, and was

constitutionally elected. There were rumors--as always in these

countries--that an American concession hunter financed the whole

_coup_. It is more probable that Tinoco’s family influenced the move.

[Illustration: A MACHINE-GUN TOWER BUILT BY THE TYRANT TINOCO]

Federico, the Dictator, was himself a weak, timid, vacillating man. The

real power behind the throne was a younger brother, Joaquín, who became

the Secretary of War. Young, cultured, charming, the handsomest man in

a nation of handsome men, Joaquín was a striking figure everywhere.

Magnetic beyond description, he could, in a five-minute conversation,

bring his worst enemy to his own point of view. He had traveled

throughout the world, had been received in the most exclusive salons of

many European capitals, and spoke fluently several languages. He could

outride, outwrestle, outbox, outfence, and outswim any youth in the

Republic. At philandering he was supreme. Now and then some outraged

husband challenged him to a duel, but Joaquín could outshoot them all.

When there were murmurs against the high-handed methods by which the

Tinocos had attained office, he announced in Congress:

“If any citizen disapproves of it, he can meet me man to man with

revolvers.”

Secure in his power, Joaquín led the life of a young prince. He

designed strikingly beautiful uniforms for himself. He gave many

gay parties. He himself never drank, but there was always plenty of

champagne for his friends. He made costly presents to his women, and

not content with the local beauties, he imported occasional high-class

courtesans from overseas.

His extravagances proved a drain upon the national treasury. When

President Federico protested, Joaquín quickly overruled him. And

Federico, despite his desire to execute honestly the duties into

which family ambition had forced him, proceeded to tax the country

exorbitantly. When the _peons_ had no money left, he took their oxen.

He confiscated the beasts under pretense of using them for the army,

but sold them to cattlemen in the West Indies. The reserves in the

local banks he seized to pay the interest on the national debt. At

length, he commenced to sell some of the art treasures in the national

theater.

It was his one remaining hope to secure a foreign loan. Before

capitalists would listen to his pleas, however, he must secure the

recognition of the American government. In his efforts to win the

favor of Washington, he used every possible device. He extended every

courtesy to American citizens. He joined the United States in declaring

war on Germany. He offered our War Department the use of Costa Rican

territory in the fortification of the Canal Zone.

His stumbling block was Benjamin F. Chase, American Consul in San José.

In the absence of a Minister, Mr. Chase was reporting to Washington

the current political history of Costa Rica. Being a stubborn sort of

Yankee, he was reporting the truth, even though the Tinocos tried to

make a pet of him. Having failed to bribe the Consul, according to

rumors afloat at the time, the Dictator is said to have hired another

_gringo_ to shoot him. Several of the more loyal Americans formed

themselves into a guard at the Consulate, and the Consul continued to

send home unfavorable reports on the Tinoco régime.

All Costa Rica murmured its discontent at the increasing taxation.

Revolutions commenced to brew. In the suppression of the uprisings,

Joaquín introduced a reign of terror. His spies were everywhere.

Political opponents were thrown into old-fashioned wooden stocks and

exhibited in public. The prisons were filled. According to reports,

prisoners were frequently beaten with iron rods, and sometimes hung up

by the thumbs. Many of the stories have the exaggerated ring of the

yarns told about Cabrera in Guatemala. They include those of a man

burned in oil, of gold teeth being extracted and resold to dentists,

and of a private swimming pool where Joaquín, after depriving his

prisoners of water for forty-eight hours, would march them out to see

him diving and swimming in gallons of it.

The leading revolutionist, Don Julio Acosta, had a force of two hundred

men on the Nicaraguan border, but Joaquín’s army numbered about

ten thousand. The revolutionists had neither arms nor ammunition.

Washington, following its traditional policy of selling weapons only

to constitutionally elected presidents, whether they were crooks or

not, refused to sell to Don Julio, insisting that he work out his own

salvation.

Indirectly, it was Tinoco’s large army that caused his own destruction.

Knowing that all Costa Rica hated him, he had strengthened it with

soldiers of fortune from Nicaragua and Honduras, of the type who

gravitate wherever there is trouble. They must be paid. All other

government employees could wait. The school teachers, in protest, left

their schools, and marched through the streets with their pupils.

Emboldened by their example, the letter carriers and the street

cleaners followed. When the police sought to disperse them, the women

cried:

“We are your friends! We are protesting against the cutting of your

salaries to pay foreign soldiers!”

And the police stood back, while all San José surged through the

streets, shouting, “Down with the Tinocos!” Joaquín at the time was

absent from the city. Hearing of the disturbance, he hastened back,

and led his troops in person, riding fearlessly into the mob. Some of

the women and children were forced into the American Consulate, and

surged upstairs to the balcony. A young boy attempted a speech. Tinoco

soldiers drew their rifles and fired. The crowd fled back inside the

building, leaving Consul Chase alone on the balcony. Eleven bullet

holes dented the stucco behind him, but he was not harmed.

This was the beginning of the end. Joaquín quickly pacified the city,

for no one dared to face him. But--the Old-Timers suspect--a little

note came down from Washington. Federico, the nominal Dictator, made

plans for an exit. He handed his resignation to the Vice-President,

who appointed him “Ambassador-at-Large” to Europe, with a salary of

$100,000 a year, payable in advance. All of his cohorts received

similar appointments--by a procedure which, if unethical, was quite

proper according to international law--until their salaries exhausted

what little cash remained in the country.

Joaquín, the real Dictator, had no intention of fleeing with them.

Whatever might be said of him, he was no coward. He meant to fight to

the end. But the end came unexpectedly. He was strolling nonchalantly

down the street one evening when a man saluted him. Always military,

Joaquín snapped his own hand to his hat-brim. He did not observe

that the other man had saluted with the left hand, or that the right

concealed a revolver. As Joaquín’s fingers touched the hat-brim, the

man shot him. Then he turned and ran up the street, blazing into the

air, and shouting:

“Joaquín is dead! Costa Rica lives!”

The elder Tinoco was at home in the castle when the news reached him.

Seizing the telephone, he called up the prison.

“Shoot every political prisoner!” he ordered.

But with the death of Joaquín a change had come over the Republic. It

was Joaquín the people feared, and not Federico. The order was not

obeyed. Surrounded by foreign soldiers of fortune, the ex-Dictator

emerged from the castle only to attend his brother’s funeral. Then, in

a heavily-guarded train, he fled to Puerto Limón, and sailed for Europe.

As was my usual fortune in Latin-American travel, I arrived just in

time to hear the shouting. And all Costa Rica _was_ shouting. When I

drew any young man aside to ask who it was that shot Joaquín, he would

glance hastily about to see that he was not overheard. Then he would

whisper:

“Sh! Don’t tell any one! _I_ did it!”

But Joaquín had his mourners. Every day several young ladies would

visit his grave to deck it with flowers, each glaring jealously at the

others who loved his memory.

VIII

This story, it should be emphasized again, is not typical of Costa

Rica. Although the second smallest of the Central-American republics,

it is the most progressive.

Fortune favored it in the beginning by giving it few gold mines

to attract to its shores the swashbuckling adventurer whose blood

to-day keeps so many of the neighboring countries in turmoil. It is

essentially a country of coffee and bananas, and so fertile that wooden

railway ties and telegraph poles are popularly reputed to take root and

grow. It was settled not by _conquistadores_ bent upon enslaving the

Indian, but by Gallegos, the hardest-working farmers of Spain, who,

instead of mating with the aborigines, followed the example of our own

Puritan forefathers by exterminating them. To-day, when one passes

the black fringe of the Caribbean coast, one finds neither the Indian

population of Guatemala nor the mixed-breed population of the other

countries, but a race eighty per cent. Spanish, even among the lowly

_peons_.

Not being troubled by recurrent civil war, Costa Rica has made

progress. It is not an astounding country, for most of its 23,000

square miles of territory are still clad with jungle, and its

population of 400,000 people live mostly in one mountain district,

where the four principal cities are connected by a wagon road not

more than thirty miles in length. But its people, for the most part,

own their own farms, and are contented. Education is of a higher

standard than in the other countries. There is railway connection with

either coast. It is such a healthful land that Canal Zone doctors

always recommend it to convalescents. It has a national theater which

equals in its interior decoration any theater in the United States.

Yet it remains quaint, and picturesque, and Spanish--charming and

delightful--so thoroughly charming and delightful that the author,

after living there for a month on two different visits, discovers no

further observations in his notebook.

[Illustration: IN ITS INTERIOR DECORATION THE COSTA RICAN NATIONAL

THEATER EQUALS ANY THEATER IN THE UNITED STATES]

IX

To be fair to these countries, no story of revolution is altogether

typical of any of them.

Life even in Mexico or Honduras is normally tranquil. Bloodshed and

comic opera are not the rule, but the exception. If all of these

republics have their turbulent moments, they quickly recover.

After the flight of Tinoco, Costa Rica settled quickly into its

accustomed routine. Through the narrow Moorish streets the oxen plodded

slowly behind the driver’s goad-pole, their noses to the ground, their

massive shoulders swaying from side to side. In the coffee fields

outside the capital the _peons_ laughed and chatted as they filled

their baskets with red berries. In the _plaza_ the military band played

on Sunday evenings, while youths and maidens strolled beneath the

palm trees. And the same moon that smiled upon Mexico peeped over the

low flat roofs, while the plaintive notes of the _gendarme’s_ whistle

echoed through the quiet city with its benediction of “All’s well.”

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