CHAPTER V.

_Prince Guy._

LEAMINGTON is in, and of itself, the pleasantest and stupidest town in

England. It is a good place in which to sleep and eat and leave the

children when the older members of the party desire to make all-day

excursions. It is pretty, quiet, healthy, with clean, broad “parades”

and shaded parks wherein perambulators are safe from runaway horses and

reckless driving. There are countless shops for the sale of expensive

fancy articles, notably china and embroidery; more lodging-houses

than private dwellings and shops put together. There is a chabybeate

spring—fabled to have tasted properly, _i. e._, chemically, “nasty,”

once upon a time—enclosed in a pump-room. Hence “Leamington Spa,” one

of the names of the town. And through the Jephson Gardens (supposed

to be the Enchanted Ground whereupon Tennyson dreamed out his

“Lotos-eaters”) flows the “high-complectioned Leam,” the sleepiest

river that ever pretended to go through the motions of running at all.

Hawthorne defines the “complexion” to be a “greenish, goose-puddly

hue,” but, “disagreeable neither to taste nor smell.” We used to

saunter in the gardens after dinner on fine evenings, to promote quiet

digestion and drowsiness, and can recommend the prescription. There

are churches in Leamington, “high” and “low,” or, as the two factions

prefer to call themselves, “Anglican” and “Evangelical;” Nonconformist

meeting-houses—Congregational, Wesleyan and Baptist; there are two

good circulating libraries, and there is a tradition to the effect

that living in hotels and lodgings here was formerly cheap. One fares

tolerably there now—and pays for it.

We made Leamington our headquarters for six weeks, Warwickshire being

a very mine of historic show-places, and the sleepy Spa easy of access

from London, Oxford, Birmingham, and dozens of other cities we must

see, while at varying distances of one, five, and ten miles lie Warwick

Castle, Kenilworth, Stratford-on-Avon, Charlecote, the home of Sir

Thomas Lucy (Justice Shallow), Stoneleigh Abbey—one of the finest

country-seats in Great Britain—and Coventry.

The age of Warwick Castle is a mooted point. “Cæsar’s Tower,” ruder in

construction than the remainder of the stupendous pile, is said to be

eight hundred years old. It looks likely to last eight hundred more.

The outer gate is less imposing than the entrance to some barn-yards

I have seen, A double-leaved door, neither clean nor massive, was

unbolted at our ring by a young girl, who told us that the “H’Earl was

sick,” therefore, visitors were not admitted “h’arfter ’arf parst ten.”

Once in the grounds, “they might stay so long h’as they were dispoged.”

It is impossible to caricature the dialect of the lower classes of

the Mother Country. Even substantial tradesmen, retired merchants and

their families who are living—and traveling—upon their money are, by

turns, prodigal and niggardly in the use of the unfortunate aspirate

that falls naturally into place with us; while servants who have lived

for years in the “best families” appear to pride themselves upon the

liberties they take with their _h’s_, mouthing the mutilated words

with pomp that is irresistibly comic. We delighted to lay traps for

our guides and coachmen, and the yeomen we encountered in walks and

drives, by asking information on the subject of Abbeys, Inns, Earls,

Horses, Halls, and Ages. In every instance they came gallantly up to

our expectations, often transcended our most daring hopes. But we

seldom met with a more satisfactory specimen in this line than the

antique servitor that kept the lodge of Warwick Castle. She wore a

black gown, short-waisted and short-skirted, a large cape of the same

stuff, and what Dickens had taught us to call a “mortified” black

bonnet of an exaggerated type. The cap-frill within flapped about a

face that reminded us of Miss Cushman’s Meg Merrilies. Entering the

lodge hastily, after the young woman who had admitted us had begun

cataloguing the curiosities collected there, she put her aside with

a sweep of her bony arm and an angry, guttural “Ach!” and began the

solemnly circumstantial relation she must have rehearsed thousands of

times. We beheld “H’earl Guy’s” breast-plate, his sword and battle-axe,

the “’orn” of a dun cow slain by him, and divers other bits of old

iron, scraps of pottery, etc. But the _chef d’œuvre_ of the custodian

was the oration above Sir Guy’s porridge-pot, a monstrous iron vessel

set in the centre of the square chamber. Standing over it, a long poker

poised in her hand, she enumerated with glowing gusto the ingredients

of the punch brewed in the big kettle “when the present H’earl came

h’of h’age,” glaring at us from the double pent-house of frill and

bonnet. I forget the exact proportions, but they were somewhat in this

order:

“H’eighteen gallons o’ rum. Fifteen gallons o’ brandy”—tremendous

stress upon each liquor—“One ’undred pounds o’ loaf sugar. H’eleven

’undred lemmings, h’and fifty gallons h’of ’ot water! This h’identikle

pot was filled _h’and_ h’emptied, three times that day! H’I myself saw

h’it!”

Her greedy gloating upon the minutest elements of the potent compound

was elfish and almost terrible. It was like—

“Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,”—

the harsh gutturals and suspended iron bar heightening the haggish

resemblance. The pot, she proceeded to relate, was “six ’undred years

h’old,” and bringing down the poker upon and around the edge, evolving

slow gratings and rumblings that crucified our least sensitive nerves,

“h’is this h’our without ’ole h’or crack h’as H’I can h’answer for

h’and testify!”

The entire exhibition was essentially dramatic and effectively

ridiculous. She accepted our gratuity with the same high tragedy air

and posed herself above the chaldron for an entering party of visitors.

We sauntered up to the castle along a curving drive between a steep

bank overrun with lush ivy and a wall covered with creepers, and

overhung by fine old trees. Birds sang in the branches and hopped

across the road, the green shade bathed our eyes refreshingly after

the glare of the flint-strewn highway outside of the gates. It was a

forest dingle, rather than the short avenue to the grandest ancient

castle in Three Kingdoms. A broad expanse of turf stretching before the

front of the mansion is lost as far as the eye can reach in avenues

and plantations of trees. Among these are cedars of Lebanon, brought

by crusading Earls from the Holy Land, still vigorously supplying by

new growth the waste of centuries. Masses of brilliant flowers relieved

the verdure of the level sward, fountains leaped and tinkled in sunny

glades, and cut the shadow of leafy vistas with the flash of silver

blades. In the principal conservatory stands the celebrated Warwick

Vase, brought hither from Hadrian’s villa at Tivoli. Ladders were

reared against the barbican wall of great height and thickness, close

by Guy’s Tower (erected in 1394). Workmen mounted upon these were

scraping mosses and dirt from the interstices of the stones and filling

them with new cement. No pains nor expense is spared to preserve the

magnificent fortress from the ravages of time and climate. From the

foundation of the Castle until now, the family of Warwick, in some

of its ramifications—or usurpations—has been in occupation of the

demesne and is still represented in the direct line of succession by

the present owner. The noble race has battled more successfully with

revolution and decay in behalf of house and ancestral home than have

most members of the British Peerage whose lineage is of equal antiquity

and note.

Opposite the door by which we entered the Great Hall, was a figure of a

man on horseback, rider and steed as large as life. The complete suit

of armor of the one and the caparisons of the other, were presented

by Queen Elizabeth to Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester, her handsome

master-of-horse. From this moment until we quitted the house, we

were scarcely, for a moment, out of sight of relics of the _parvenu_

favorite.

It is difficult to appreciate that real people, made of flesh, blood,

and sensibilities akin to those of the mass of humankind, live out

their daily lives, act out their true characters, indulge in “tiffs”

and “makings up,” and have “a good time generally,” in these great

houses to which the public are so freely admitted. Neither lives nor

homes seem to be their individual and distinctive property. They must

be tempted, at times, to doubts of the proprietorship of their own

thoughts and enjoy the right of private opinion by stealth.

One thing helped me to picture a social company of friends grouped

comfortably, even cozily, in this mighty chamber, the pointed rafters

of which met so far above us that the armorial bearings carved between

them upon the ceiling were indistinct to near-sighted eyes; where the

walls were covered with suits of armor, paintings by renowned masters,

and treasures of _virtu_ in furniture and ornament thronged even such

spaciousness as that in which the bewildered visitor feels for a moment

lost. A great fireplace, with carved oaken mantel, mellow-brown with

years, and genuine fire-dogs of corresponding size, yawned in the

wall near Leicester’s effigy. Beside this was a stout rack, almost as

large as a four-post bedstead, full of substantial logs, each at least

five feet long. There must have been a cord of seasoned wood heaped

irregularly within bars and cross-pieces. Some was laid ready for

lighting in the chimney, kindlings under it. A match was all that was

needed to furnish a roaring fire. _That_ would be a feature in the old

feudal hall. An antique settle, covered with crimson, stood invitingly

near the hearth. One sitting upon it had a view of the lawn sloping

down to the river, and the umbrageous depths of the woods beyond;

of the jutting end and one remaining pier of the old bridge on the

hither bank, the trailing ivy pendants drooping to touch the Avon that

mirrored castle-towers, trees, the broken masonry of one bridge and

the solid, gray length of the other. In fancying _who_ might have sat

here on cool autumn days, looking dreamily from the red recesses of the

fireplace to the tranquil picture framed by the window; who walked at

twilight upon the polished floor over the sheen of the leaping blaze

upon the dark wood; who talked, face to face, heart with heart, about

the hearth on stormy winter nights—I had let the others move onward in

the lead of the maid-servant who was appointed to show us around. One

gets so tired of the sing-song iteration of names and dates that she

is well-pleased to let acres of painted canvas, the dry inventory of

beds and stools, tables and candlesticks, the list of lords, artists

and grandees gabbled over in hashed English, seasoned with pert

affectations, slip unheeded by her ears. We accounted it great gain

when we were suffered to enjoy in our own way a single picture or a

relic that unlocked for us a treasure-closet of memory and fancy.

Drifting dreamily then in the wake of the crowd, I halted between an

original portrait of Charles I. and one of his namesake and successor,

trying, for the twentieth time, to reconcile the fact of the strong

family likeness with the pensive beauty of the father and the coarse

ugliness of the son, when strident tones projected well through the

nose apprised me that the Traveling American had arrived and was on

duty. The maid had waited in the Great Hall to collect a party of ten

before beginning the tour. Workmen were hammering somewhere upon or

about the vaulted roof, and the woman’s explanations were sometimes

drowned by the reverberation. We were not chagrined by the loss. We

had guide-books and catalogues, and each had some specific object

of interest in view or quest. The Traveling American, benevolent to

a nuisance, tall, black-eyed and bearded, with an oily ripple of

syllables betraying the training of camp-meeting or political campaign,

took up the burden of the girl’s parrot-talk and rolled it over to

us, not omitting to inter-lard it with observations deprecatory,

appreciative, and critical.

“Original portrait of Henry VIII., by a cotemporary artist—name not

known. Holbein—most likely! He was always painting the old tyrant.

Considered a very excellent likeness. Although nobody living is

authority upon that point. Over the door, two portraits. Small heads,

you see, hardly larger than cabinet pictures,—of Mary and Anne Boleyn.

Which is which—did you say, my dear? Oh! the one to the left is Anne,

Henry’s second wife. Supplanted poor old Kate of Arragon, you remember.

What a run of Kates the ugly Blue-beard had! Anne is a pretty,

modest-looking girl. The wonder is how she could have married that fat

beer-guzzler over yonder, king or no king. Let me see! Didn’t he want

to marry Mary, too? ‘Seems to me there is some such story. And she said

‘No, thank you!’ Hers is a nice face, but she isn’t such a beauty as

her sister.”

_Ad infinitum_—and from the outset, _ad nauseam_, to all except the

four ladies of his party. They tittered and nudged one another at

each witticism, and looked at us for answering tokens of sympathy.

We pressed the maid onward since we were not allowed to precede her;

tarried in the rear of the procession as nearly out of ear-shot as

might be. But the armory is a succession of narrow rooms, and a pause

at the head of the train in the last of the series brought about a

“block” of the two parties. Upon a table was a lump of faded velvet and

tarnished gold lace, frayed and almost shapeless.

_T. A. (beamingly)._ “The saddle upon which Queen Elizabeth rode,

on the occasion of her memorable visit to Kenilworth. She had just

given Kenilworth to Leicester, you remember, as a love-token. He was

a Warwick (!); so the saddle has naturally remained in the family.

An interesting and perfectly authenticated relic. Elizabeth invented

side-saddles, as you are all aware. This was manufactured to order.

It is something to see the saddle on which Queen Elizabeth rode. And

on such an occasion! It makes an individual, as it were—_thrill!_

Clara! where are you, my dear.” A pretty little girl came forward,

blushingly. “Put your hand upon it, my child! Now—you can tell them all

at home you have had your hand upon the place where Queen Elizabeth sat

on!”

“Is there no pound in Warwick for vagrant donkeys?” muttered Lex, a

youth in our section of the company.

He had been abroad but three weeks, and the species, if not the

genus, was a novelty to him. Nor had we, when as strange to the

sight and habits of the creature as was he, any adequate prevision

of the annoyance he would become—what a spot, in his ubiquity and

irrepressibleness, upon our feasts of sight-seeing. Caput had, as

usual, a crumb of consolation for himself and for us when we had shaken

ourselves free from our country-people at the castle-door by taking a

different route from theirs through the grounds.

“At any rate, he knew who Henry VIII. and Anne Boleyn and Elizabeth

were, and was not altogether ignorant of Leicester and Kenilworth. We

need not be utterly ashamed of him. Only—we will wait until he has been

to look at the Warwick Vase before we go in. I can live without hearing

its history from his lips.”

A notable race have been the Warwicks in English legends and history,

for scores of generations. Princely in magnificence; doughty in war;

in love, ardent; in ambition, measureless. Under Plantagenet, Tudor,

Stuart, and Guelph, they have never lacked a man to stand near the

throne and maintain worthily their dignity. But, in the long avenue

of stateliness there are heads loftier than their fellows. Once in an

age, one has stood grandly apart, absorbent of such active interest and

living sympathy as we cannot bestow upon family or clan.

As at Carisbrooke, Charles Stuart and his hapless daughter are

continually present to our imagination; and the grandmother, whose

head, like his, rolled in the sawdust of an English scaffold, glides

a pale, lovely shade with us through the passages of Holyrood; as at

Kenilworth, we think of Elizabeth, the guest, more than of Leicester,

the host, and in Trinity Church at Coventry, pass carelessly by

painted windows exquisite in modern workmanship, to seek in an obscure

aisle the patched fragment of glass that commemorates the chaste

Godiva’s sacrifice for her people,—so there was for us one Lord of

Warwick Castle, one Hero of Warwickshire. I shall confess to so many

sentimental weaknesses, so many historical heresies in the course of

this volume, that I may as well divulge this pampered conceit frankly

and without apology.

For us—foremost and pre-eminent among the mighty men of the house of

Warwick who have “found their hands” for battle and for statecraft

since the foundations of Cæsar’s Tower were laid, stands EARL GUY,

Goliath and Paladin of the line. Of his deeds of valor, authentic and

mythical, the witch at the Lodge has much to tell—the traditionary lore

of the district, more.

“I am not Samson, nor Sir Guy, nor Colbrand,”

Shakspeare makes a man of the people say. Sir Guy overthrew and slew

the giant Colbrand in the year 926, according to Dugdale. Is not the

story of this and a hundred other feats of arms recorded in the “Booke

of the most victoryous Prince Guy of Warwick”? When he fell in love

with the Lady Lettice—(or Phillis—traditions disagree about the name),

the fairest maiden in the kingdom, she set him on to perform other

prodigies of valor in the hope of winning her hand. In joust and in

battle-field, at home and afar, he wore her colors in his helmet and

her image in his heart.

“She appoynted unto Earl Guy many and grievous tasks, all of which he

did. And soe in tyme it came to pass that he married her.”

They lived in Warwick Castle, a fortress then, in reality, and of

necessity, for a few peaceful years. How many we do not know, only

that children were born unto them, and that Lettice, laying aside

the naughtiness of early coquetry, grew gentler, more lovable and

more fond each day, while Earl Guy waxed silent and morose under the

pressure of a mysterious burden, never shared with the wife he adored

and had periled his soul to win. Suddenly and secretly he withdrew

to the cell of a holy hermit who lived but three miles away, and was

lost to the world he had filled with rumors of “derring-doing.” The

Countess Lettice, distracted by grief at the disappearance of her lord,

and the failure of her efforts to trace the direction of his flight,

without a misgiving that while her detectives—who must have been of the

dullest—scoured land and sea in search of the missing giant, he was

hidden within sight of the turret-windows of Guy’s Tower—withdrew into

the seclusion of her castle and gave herself up to works of piety and

benevolence. Guy’s children had her tenderest care; next to them her

poor tenantry. Upon stated days of the week a crowd of these pensioners

presented themselves at her gates and were fed by her servants. Among

them came for—some say, twenty, others, _forty years_, a beggar, bent

in figure, with muffled features, in rags, and unaccompanied by so much

as a dog, who silently received his dole of the Countess’s charity and

went his way challenged by none. We hope, in hearing it, that the Lady

Lettice, her fair face the lovelier for the chastening of her great

grief, sometimes showed herself to the waiting petitioners. If she did,

weeping had surely dulled her vision that she did not recognize Earl

Guy under his labored disguise, for he was a Saul even among brawny

Saxons and the semi-barbarous islanders. If the eremite had such

chance glimpses of his love, they were the only earthly consolation

vouchsafed him in the tedious life of mortification and prayer. While

Lettice, in her bower among her maidens, prayed for his return,

refusing all intercourse with the gay world, her husband divided his

time between the cave where he dwelt alone and the oratory of the

hermit-monk where he spent whole days in supplication, prone upon the

earth.

Poor, tortured, ignorant soul! grand in remorse and in penance as in

war and in love! He confessed often to the monk, seldom speaking to him

at other times. The priest kept faithfully the dread secrets confided

to him. His absolution, if he granted it, did not ease the burdened

soul. The end came when the long exile had dried up life and spirit.

From his death-bed Earl Guy sent to his wife, by the hand of one of

her hinds, a ring she had given him in the days of their wedded joy,

“praying her, for Jesu’s sake to visit the wretch from whom it came.”

He died in her faithful arms. They were buried, side by side, near his

cave.

This is still pointed out to visitors,—a darksome recess, partly

natural, enlarged by burrowing hands,—perhaps by those of the

“victoryous Prince Guy.”

I drew from the Leamington Library, one Saturday afternoon, a queer

little book, prepared under the auspices of a local archæological

society, and treating at some length of recent discoveries in Guy’s

Cave by an eminent professor of the comparatively new science of

classic archæology. Far up in one corner he had uncovered rude cuttings

in the rock, and with infinite patience and ingenuity, obtained an

impression of them. The surface of the stone is friable; the letters

are such clumsy Runic characters as a warrior of the feudal age would

have made had he turned his thoughts to penmanship. The language is

a barbarous Anglo-Saxon. But they have made out Lettice’s name, twice

repeated, and in another place, Guy’s. This last is appended to a line

of prayer for “relief from this heavy”—or “grievous”—“load.”

I read the treatise aloud that evening, excited and triumphant.

“_Now_, who dare ridicule us for believing in Prince Guy?”

“It all fits in too well,” said candid Prima, sorrowfully.

But the local _savans_ do not discredit the discovery on that account.

We drove out to Guy’s Cliff the next afternoon to attend service in

the family chapel of the Percys, whose handsome mansion is built hard

by. The stables are hewn out of the same rocky ridge in which Guy dug

his cell. The chapel occupies the site of the old oratory. The bell

was tinkling for the hour of worship as we entered the porch. It is a

pretty little building, of gray stone, as are the surrounding offices,

and on this occasion was tolerably well filled with servants and

tenants of “the Family.” In a front slip sat the worshippers from the

Great House—an old lady in widow’s mourning, who was, we were told,

Lady Percy, and three portly British matrons, simple in attire and

devout in demeanor. A much more august personage, pursy and puffing

behind a vast red waistcoat, whom we supposed to be Chief Butler on

week days and verger on Sabbath, assigned to us a seat directly back of

the ladies, and, what was of more consequence in our eyes, in a line

with a niche in which stands a gigantic statue of Earl Guy. This was

set up on the site of the oratory, two hundred years after his death,

by the first of the Plantagenets, Henry II.

“Our lord, the King, has each day a school for right well-lettered

men,” says a chronicler of his reign. “Hence, his conversation that he

hath with them is busy discussing of questions. None is more honest

than our king in speaking, ne in alms largess. Therefore, as Holy Writ

saith, we may say of him—‘His name is a precious ointment, and the alms

of him all the church shall take.’”

Whether as an erudite antiquarian, or as a pious son of the church

he caused this statue to be placed here, History, nor its elder

sister, Tradition informs us. We may surmise shrewdly, and less

charitably, that repentant visitings of conscience touching his marital

infidelities, or the scandal of Fair Rosamond, or peradventure, the

desire to appease the manes of the murdered Becket had something

to do with the offering. The effigy was thrown down in the ruin of

the oratory in the Civil Wars, and for many years, lay forgotten in

the rubbish. The Percys have raised it with reverent hands, and set

it—sadly broken and defaced—in the place of honor in their chapel.

There was charming incongruity in the aspect of the towering gray

figure, with one uplifted arm from which sword or battle-axe has

fallen, and the appointments and occupants of the temple. The head is

much disfigured, worn away, more than shattered. But there is majesty

in the outlines and attitude. Our eyes strayed to it oftener, dwelt

upon it longer, than on the fresh-colored face of the spruce Anglican

who intoned the service and read a neat little homily upon the 51st

Psalm, prefaced by a modest mention of David’s sin in the matter of

Uriah the Hittite. From what depth of blood-guiltiness had our noble

recluse entreated deliverance in a day when blood weighed lightly upon

the souls of brave men?

The Sabbath light flowed through the stained windows of the chancel

and bathed in blessing, the feet of the graven figure; the lifted arm

menaced no more, but signified supplication as we prayed:

“_Spare Thou those who confess their sins!_”

—was tossed aloft in thanksgiving in the last hymn:—

“O Paradise, O Paradise!

Who doth not crave for rest?

Who would not seek the happy land

Where they that love are blest?

Where loyal hearts and true

Stand ever in the light,

All rapture through and through,

In GOD’S most holy sight.”

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