EXTRACTED FKOM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.

_House of Commons, Monday, February 8_.--The coming of Prince ARTHUR

anxiously looked for as Members gathered for last Session of a

memorable Parliament. When, in August last, he, with the rest of us,

went away, OLD MORALITY still sat in Leader's place. He was, truly,

just then absent in the flesh, already wasting with the dire disease

that carried him off. It was JOKIM who occupied the place of Leader;

Prince ARTHUR, content to sit lower down. It seemed to some that when

vacancy occurred JOKIM, that veteran Child of Promise, would step in,

and younger men wait their turn. But youth of certain quality must

come to the front, as BONAPARTE testified even before he went to

Italy, and as PITT showed when the Rockingham Administration went to

pieces.

Prince ARTHUR came in shortly after four o'clock. House full,

especially on Opposition Benches; faint blush suffused ingenuous cheek

as welcoming cheer arose. Seemed to know his way to Leader's place,

and took it naturally. Pretty to see JOKIM drop in on one side of

him with MATTHEWS on the other, buttressing him about with financial

reputation and legal erudition. _Tableau_ quite undesigned, but none

the less effective. Prince ARTHUR, young, hot-tempered and, though not

without parts, prone to commit errors of judgment. But with JOKIM at

his left shoulder, and HENRY MATTHEWS at his right, humble citizens

looking on from opposite Benches, felt a sweet content. On such a

basis, the Constitution might stand any blast.

In absence of Mr. G., who still dallies with the sunshine of Riviera,

SQUIRE OF MALWOOD, fresh from hunting in the New Forest, more than

fills the place of Leader of Opposition. A favourable opportunity for

distinguishing himself marred by accidental prevalence of funereal

associations.

"The Squire," said PLUNKET--watching him as, with legs reverently

crossed, and elbow sympathisingly resting on box, carefully

suggestive of life-sized figure of tombstone-mourner, he intoned his

lamentation--"is not fitted for the part, and consequently overdoes

it. _L'Allegro_ is his line. _Il Penseroso_ does not suit him."

Everyone glad when, sermon over, and the black-edged folios put aside,

the Squire began business. Happy enough in his attack on JOKIM, always

a telling subject in present House of Commons.

"He is," says SAGE OF QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, drawing upon his theatrical

experiences, "like the Policeman in the Pantomime; always safe for a

roar of laughter if you bonnet him or trip him up over the doorstep."

For the rest, as Prince ARTHUR pointed out when he came to reply,

Squire's speech had very little to do with the Address, on which

it was ostensibly based. Couldn't resist temptation of enlarging on

financial science for the edification of the unhappy JOKIM.

"Finance," observed DICKY TEMPLE, "is HARCOURT's foible."

"Yes," said JENNINGS, whom everyone is glad to see back in better

health, "and funeral sermons are his forte."

Through nearly hour and half the Squire mourned and jibed, Prince

ARTHUR listening attentively, all unconscious of the Shades hovering

about the historic seat in which he lounged, as nearly as possible,

at full length--OLD MORALITY, kindly generous, pleased in another's

prosperity; STAFFORD NORTHCOTE, marvelling at the madness of a world

he has not been loth to quit; DIZZY tickled with the whole situation,

though perhaps a little shocked to see a Leader of the House resting

apparently on his shoulder-blades in the seat where from 1874 to

1876 there posed an upright statuesque figure with folded arms and

mask-like face, lit up now and then by the gleam of eyes that saw

everything whilst they seemed to be looking no whither. PAM was there,

too, with slightly raised eyebrows as they fell on the youthful form

already installed in a place he had not reached till he was almost

twice the age of the newcomer. JOHNNY RUSSELL, scowled at the intruder

under a hat a-size-and-half too big for his legs. CANNING looked on,

and thought of his brief tenure of the same place whilst the

century was young. Still further in the shade PITT joined the group.

[Illustration: "THE COMING OF ARTHUR."

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