CHAPTER XII.

JOAQUIN MILLER AND COFFIN STREET.

Dear old Mexico shows her slippered foot, for summer is here. The

fruit-trees are in blossom, the roses in bloom, the birds are plenty

and everybody is wearing the widest sombrero. From 10 o'clock until

2 the sun is intensely hot, but all one has to do is to slip into

the shade and the air is as cool as an unpaid boarding-house-keeper

and fresh as a "greengo" on his first visit to the city. At night

blankets are comfortable. Tourists are still flocking to Mexico, many

with business intentions, and the United States at present is as

well represented as any other foreign country. Yankees are looked on

favorably by some of the better and more educated class of Mexicans,

but others still retain their old prejudices. However, one can hardly

blame them, for, barring a few, the American colony is composed of what

is not considered the better class of people at home. They have come

down here, got positions away above their standing, and consequently

feel their importance; they are more than offensive, they are insulting

in their actions and language toward the natives, and endeavor to run

things. The natives offer no objections to others coming here and

making fortunes in their land, but they have lived their own free and

easy life and they do not propose to change it, any more than we would

change if a small body of Mexicans would settle in our country; and we

would quickly annihilate them if they would offer us the indignities

the Americans subject them to here.

I dread the return and reports of such people in the States, for

although there are good and bad here, the Mexicans have never been

represented correctly. Before leaving home I was repeatedly advised

that a woman was not safe on the streets of Mexico; that thieves and

murderers awaited one at every corner, and all the horrors that could

be invented were poured into my timid ear. There are murders committed

here, but not half so frequently as in any American city. Some stealing

is done, but it is petty work; there are no wholesale robberies like

those so often perpetrated at home. The people are courteous, but of

course their courtesy differs from ours, and the women--I am sorry

to say it--are safer here than on our streets, where it is supposed

everybody has the advantage of education and civilization. If one goes

near the habitation of the poor in the suburbs, they come out and greet

you like a long absent friend. They extend invitations to make their

abode your home, and offer the best they own. Those in the city, while

always polite and kind, have grown more worldly wise and careful.

The people who give the natives the worst name are those who treat

them the meanest. I have heard men who received some kindness address

the donor as thief, scoundrel, and many times worse. I have heard

American women address their faithful servants as beasts and fools.

One woman, who has a man-nurse so faithful that he would sacrifice his

life any moment for his little charge, addressed him in my presence as:

"You dirty brute, where did you stay so long?" They are very quick to

appreciate a kindness and are sensitive to an insult.

Speaking of honesty they say the aquadores, or water-carriers, are the

most honest fellows in the city. They have a company, and if any one

is even suspected of stealing he is prohibited from selling any more

water. At intervals all over the city are large basins and fountains

where they get their water.

For four jars, two journeys, as they carry two jars at once, they

receive six and a quarter cents, or one real; twelve and a half cents

if they carry it up-stairs. Their dress is very different from others.

They wear pantaloons and shirt like an American and a large leather

smock, which not only saves them from being wet but prevents the jars

from bruising the flesh. They all wear caps, and the leather band of

the jars is as often suspended from the head as from the shoulders.

Americans who come to Mexico to reside should take out identification

papers the first thing. It costs but little and saves often a lot of

trouble. People when arrested have little chance to do much even if

they be innocent; they are thrown into prison and allowed to remain

there, without a trial, for often a year, and it is said a Mexican

prison gains nothing in comparison with Libby prison of war fame.

But if a man has his identification papers he can present them and

command an immediate trial, and it is given. There is an American now

lying in prison here for shooting a Mexican woman; the woman was only

shot through the arm, and yet the man has been in jail, without even

a change of clothing, for over a year. He is in a deplorable state,

without much hope of it being bettered. The American Consul seems to

have a disposition to help his countryman. He has been here but a

month, and his first work deserves praise. A man by the name of John

Rivers, or Rodgers, shot a fellow in self-defense.

It was a clear case, but the main witnesses had no desire to lay in

jail, as the law requires, until the American's trial came up, so they

fled the country. The American could speak no Spanish. His trial was

poorly conducted, and he was sentenced to be executed at Zocatagus, up

the Central road. Consul Porch heard of the case. He studied it out,

found the man was not given a fair trial, and hastened off, reaching

the scene of execution but a short time before the hour appointed,

but in time at least to postpone the tragedy. There is one great

disadvantage Americans suffer from, and that is the government sending

out ministers and consuls who have no knowledge of the language in

the country to which they go. It would be a mark of intelligence if

they would make a law, like that in some countries, providing that no

man could represent America unless he had a complete knowledge of the

foreign tongue with which he would have to deal.

In my wanderings around the city I found a street on which there are no

business houses or even pulque shops--nothing but coffin manufacturers.

From one end of the street to the other you see in every door men and

boys making and painting all kinds and sizes of coffins. The dwelling

houses are old and dilapidated, and the street narrow and dingy. Here

the men work day after day, and never whistle, talk, or sing, as they

go at their hewing, painting and glueing, with long faces, as if they

were driving nails into their own coffins.

I soon related my discovery to Joaquin Miller, and he went along to

see it. Then he said, "Little Nell, you are a second Columbus. You

have discovered a street that has no like in the world, and I have

been over the world twice. It's quite fine, isn't it?" and he gave a

hearty laugh. Of course, there may be other streets somewhere just the

same. We could find no name for our new treasure, so we simply dubbed

it "Coffin Street." I am sorry I have no picture of it to send you, so

you could see the coffins piled up to the ceiling; a little table in

the center where the workman puts on the finishing touches, after which

they are placed in rows against the building, by the sad-visaged and

silent workers, to await a purchaser. Near this somber thoroughfare is

another street where every other door is a shoe shop, the one between

being a drinking-house.

Many of the shoemakers have their shops on the pavement, with a straw

mat fastened on a pole to keep off the sun. Here he sits making new

shoes and mending old ones until the sun goes down, when he lowers the

pole, and taking off the straw mat, furnishes a bed for himself in some

corner during the night.

Wealthy Americans who have a desire to invest in land should come to

Mexico. There is surely no other place in the world where one could

get so much out of a piece of property. One end of a field can be

tilled while the other is being harvested, and one can have as many

crops a year as he has energy and time to plant. There is no doubt that

anything can be cultivated here. Of course, peaches and apples are not

plenty, because they only grow wild. Why, even a nurseryman would fail

to recognize them in the small, scraggy, untrimmed bushes. The native

fruits are fine, from the reason that they need no cultivating or

trimming. If they did, Mexico would have a famine in the fruit line.

Land in Mexico is very cheap, and the Government collects a tax only

on what is cultivated. One sensible man, by the name of Hale, came

here from San Francisco a few weeks ago to buy property. A minister

of the Gospel, a particular friend of Hale's, is authority for it

that Senor Hale bought from the Government sixty-five thousand square

miles--larger than the whole of England, I believe--for $1,000,000.

I don't think one would ever tire of the gayly-colored pictures Mexico

is ever presenting. Though in Mexico two months, I can find something

new every time I glance at the queer people. This little basket vender

is but one of thousands, but we find he is the first one to wear his

white shirt without tying the two sides together in a knot in front.

He must surely have forgotten that part of his toilet, as it is the

universal style and custom among them all. Very few Mexicans, even

among the better class, wear suspenders. They wrap themselves about

the waist with a bright-colored scarf, with fringed ends, and this

constitutes suspenders. Many of the better class wear embroidered and

ruffled shirt fronts.

The fruit venders have beautiful voices, and sing out their wares in

such a charming manner that one is sorry when they disappear around

the corner. They are sometimes quite picturesque with the fruit and

vegetables tied up in their rebozo and baskets in their hands. Why the

women have all their skirts plain behind and pleated in front I cannot

say, but such is invariably the case. The men have horrible voices

when they are out selling. There never was anything to equal them. I

wonder if our florists would not like to buy orchids from the man who

passes our door every morning with about a hundred of them strung to a

pole which is suspended from his shoulder, only two reals (twenty-five

cents) for exquisite plants, with the rare ones but little higher.

Mr. A. Sborigi, a Pittsburger, was in Mexico on a visit. When he landed

in Vera Cruz he went into the country to see the place. Hearing music

in a small cabin he drew nearer and recognized familiar tunes. "Wait

till the clouds roll by," and Fritz's lullaby. A man came out and

invited him in, and after a short time he said he was a colored man,

that his name was Jones, and he came from Pittsburg, Pa. He is married

to an Indian woman and has about twenty children, ranging all sizes.

Mr. Jones is king of the villa. In one room he has a floor, a thing not

possessed by any other inhabitant there, and his cabin is superior to

all others. He is very proud of his wife and children, and has not the

least desire to return to the Smoky City. He speaks Spanish, French,

and English fluently.

When Mr. Sborigi was asked for his ticket on the Vera Cruz line, he

jokingly handed the conductor an envelope that he had put in his pocket

at New Orleans. On it was printed in English, "Tickets to all points

of the world." The conductor took the envelope, looked at it, punched

it and returned it to the donor. Quite amused, Mr. Sborigi tried it

on others, and he not only traveled the entire distance to Mexico,

but traveled on at least half a dozen branch roads leading from the

Vera Cruz line to beautiful towns in the country. He took the punched

envelope back to Pittsburg as a memento of the cheapest journey he ever

took.

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