MODERN AIDS TO ROMANCE

There have, of course, in all ages been those who made a business of

running down the times in which they lived--tiresome people for whom

everything had gone to the dogs--or was rapidly going--uncomfortable

critics who could never make themselves at home in their own century,

and whose weary shibboleth was that of some legendary perfect past.

In Rome this particular kind of bore went by the name of _laudator

temporis acti_; and, if we have no such concise Anglo-Saxon phrase for

the type, we still have the type no less ubiquitously with us. The

bugbear of such is "modern science," or "modern thought," a monster

which, we are frequently assured, is fast devouring all the beautiful

and good in human life, a Moloch fed on the dreams and ideals and noble

faiths of man. Modernity! For such "modernity" has taken the place of

"Anti-Christ." These sad, nervous people have no eye for the beautiful

patterns and fantasies of change, none of that faith which rejoices to

watch "the roaring loom of time" weaving ever new garments for the

unchanging eternal gods. In new temples, strangely enough, they see

only atheism, instead of the vitality of spiritual evolution; in new

affirmations they scent only dangerous denials. With the more grave

misgivings of these folk of little faith this is not the place to deal,

though actually, if there were any ground for belief in a modern decay

of religion, we might seriously begin to believe in the alleged decay of

romance.

Yes, romance, we not infrequently hear, is dead. Modern science has

killed it. It is essentially a "thing of the past"--an affair presumably

of stage-coaches, powdered wigs, and lace ruffles. It cannot breathe in

what is spoken of as "this materialistic age."

The dullards who repeat these platitudes of the muddle-headed multitude

are surely the only people for whom they are true. It is they alone who

are the materialists, confusing as they do the spirit of romance with

its worn-out garments of bygone fashions. Such people are so clearly out

of court as not to be worth controverting, except for the opportunity

they give one of confidently making the joyous affirmation that, far

from romance being dead in our day, there never was a more romantic age

than ours, and that never since the world began has it offered so many

opportunities, so many facilities for romance as at the present time.

In fact, a very little thinking will show that of all those benefited by

"the blessings of modern science," it is the lovers of the community

who as a body have most to be thankful for. Indeed, so true is this that

it might almost seem as though the modern laboratory has been run

primarily from romantic motives, to the end that the old reproach should

be removed and the course of true love run magically smooth. Valuable as

the telephone may be in business affairs, it is simply invaluable in the

affairs of love; and mechanicians the world over are absorbed in the

problem of aerial flight, whether they know it or not, chiefly to

provide Love with wings as swift as his desire.

Distance may lend enchantment to those whom we prefer to appreciate from

afar, but nearness is the real enchantment to your true lover, and

distance is his natural enemy. Distance and the slow-footedness of Time

are his immemorial evils. Both of these modern science has all but

annihilated. Consider for a moment the conditions under which love was

carried on in those old days which some people find so romantic. Think

what a comparatively short distance meant then, with snail-paced

precarious mails, and the only means of communication horses by land,

and sailing ships by sea. How men and women had the courage to go on

long journeys at all away from each other in those days is hard to

realize, knowing what an impenetrable curtain of silence and mystery

immediately fell between them with the winding of the coach horn, or the

last wave of the plumed hat as it disappeared behind the last turning

of the road--leaving those at home with nothing for company but the

yearning horizon and the aching, uncommunicative hours. Days, weeks,

months, even years, must go by in waiting for a word--and when at last

it came, brought on lumbering wheels or at best by some courier on his

steaming mud-splashed mount, precious as it was, it was already grown

old and cold and perhaps long since untrue.

Imagine perhaps being dependent for one's heart news on some chance

soldier limping back from the wars, or some pilgrim from the Holy Land

with scallop shell and staff!

Distance was indeed a form of death under such conditions--no wonder men

made their wills as they set out on a journey--and when actual physical

death did not intervene, how much of that slow death-in-life, that

fading of the memory and that numbing of the affections which absence

too often brings, was even still more to be feared. The loved face might

indeed return, looking much the same as when it went away, but what of

the heart that went a-journeying, too? What even of the hearts that

remained at home?

The chances of death and disaster not even modern science can forestall,

though even these it has considerably lessened; but that other death of

the heart, which comes of the slow starvation of silence and absence, it

may be held to have all but vanquished. Thanks to its weird magicians,

you may be seas or continents away from her whom your soul loveth, yet

"at her window bid good-morrow" as punctually as if you lived next door;

or serenade her by electricity--at all hours of the night. If you sigh

in New York, she can hear you and sigh back in San Francisco; and soon

her very face will be carried to you at any moment of the day along the

magic wires. Nor will you need to wait for the postman, but be able to

read her flowerlike words as they write themselves out on the luminous

slate before you, at the very moment as she leans her fragrant bosom

upon her electric desk three thousand miles away. If this isn't

romantic, one may well ask what is!

To take the telephone alone, surely the romance of Pyramus and Thisbe,

with their primitive hole in the wall, was a tame affair compared with

the possibilities of this magic toy, by means of which you can talk with

your love not merely through a wall but through the Rocky Mountains. You

can whisper sweet nothings to her across the sounding sea, and bid her

"sleep well" over leagues of primeval forest, and through the

stoniest-hearted city her soft voice will find its way. Even in

mid-ocean the "wireless" will bring you news of her _mal-de-mer_. And

more than that; should you wish to carry her voice with you from place

to place, science is once more at your service with another magic

toy--the phonograph--by which indeed she can still go on speaking to

you, if you have the courage to listen, from beyond the grave.

The telegraph, the telephone, the "wireless," the phonograph, the

electric letter writer--such are the modern "conveniences" of romance;

and, should an elopement be on foot, what are the fastest post-chaise or

the fleetest horses compared with a high-powered automobile? And when

the airship really comes, what romance that has ever been will compare

for excitement with an elopement through the sky?

Apart from the practical conveniences of these various new devices,

there is a poetic quality about the mere devices themselves which is

full of fascination and charm. Whether we call up our sweetheart or our

stockbroker, what a thing of enchantment the telephone is merely in

itself! Such devices turn the veriest prose of life into poetry; and,

indeed, the more prosaic the uses to which we put them, the more

marvellous by contrast their marvel seems. Even our businesses are

carried on by agencies more mysterious and truly magical than anything

in the _Arabian Nights_, and all day long we are playing with mysterious

natural laws and exquisite natural forces as, in a small way, when boys

we used to delight in our experiments with oxygen and hydrogen and

Leyden jars. Science has thus brought an element of romantic "fun," so

to speak, even into our stores and our counting-houses. I wonder if

"Central" realizes what a truly romantic employment is hers?

But, pressed into the high service of love, one sees at once what a

poetic fitness there is in their employ, and how our much-abused modern

science has found at last for that fastidious god an appropriately

dignified and beautiful ministrant. Coarse and vulgar indeed seem the

ancient servitors and the uncouth machinery by which the divine business

of the god was carried on of old. Today, through the skill of science,

the august lightning has become his messenger, and the hidden gnomes of

air and sea hasten to do his bidding.

Modern science, then, so far from being an enemy of romance, is seen on

every hand to be its sympathetic and resourceful friend, its swift and

irresistible helper in its serious need, and an indulgent minister to

its lighter fancies. Be it whim or emergency, the modern laboratory is

equally at the service of romance, equally ready to gratify mankind with

a torpedo or a toy.

Not only, however, has modern science thus put itself at the service of

romance, by supplying it with its various magic machinery of

communication, but modern thought--that much maligned bugbear of

timorous minds--has generated an atmosphere increasingly favourable to

and sympathetic with the romantic expression of human nature in all its

forms.

The world has unmistakably grown younger again during the last twenty

years, as though--which, indeed, is the fact--it had thrown off an

accumulation of mopishness, shaken itself free from imaginary

middle-aged restrictions and preoccupations. All over the world there is

a wind of youth blowing such as has not freshened the air of time since

the days of Elizabeth. Once more the spring of a new Renaissance of

Human Nature is upon us. It is the fashion to be young, and the age of

romance both for men and women has been indefinitely extended. No one

gives up the game, or is expected to, till he is genuinely tired of

playing it. Mopish conventions are less and less allowed to restrict

that free and joyous play of vitality dear to the modern heart, which is

the essence of all romance. More and more the world is growing to love a

lover, and one has only to read the newspapers to see how sympathetic

are the times to any generous and adventurous display of the passions.

This more humane temper is the result of many causes. The disintegration

of religious superstition, and the substitution in its stead of

spiritual ideals closer to the facts of life, is one of these. All that

was good in Puritanism has been retained by the modern spirit, while

its narrowing and numbing features, its anti-human, self-mortifying,

provincial side have passed or are passing in the regenerating sunlight

of what one might call a spiritual paganism, which conceives of natural

forces and natural laws as inherently pure and mysteriously sacred. Thus

the way of a man with a maid is no longer a shamefaced affair, but it

is more and more realized that in its romance and its multifarious

refinements of development are the "law and the prophets," the "eternal

meanings" of natural religion and social spirituality.

Then, too, the spread of democracy, resulting in the breaking down of

caste barriers, is all to the good of romance. Swiftly and surely Guelph

and Ghibelline and break-neck orchard walls are passing away. If Romeo

and Juliet make a tragedy of it nowadays, they have only to blame their

own mismanagement, for the world is with them as it has never been

before, and all sensible fathers and mothers know it.

Again, the freer intercourse between the sexes tends incalculably to

smooth that course of true love once so proverbially rough, but now

indeed in danger of being made too unexcitingly smooth. Yet if, as a

result, certain old combinations of romance are becoming obsolete, new

ones, no less picturesque, and even more vital in their drama, are being

evolved every day by the new conditions. Those very inroads being so

rapidly and successfully made by woman into the immemorial business of

man, which are superficially regarded by some as dangerous to the

tenderer sentiments between men and women, are, on the contrary, merely

widening the area of romance, and will eventually develop, as they can

be seen already developing, a new chivalry and a new poetry of the sexes

no less deep and far more many-sided than the old. The robuster

comradeship between the two already resulting from the more active

sharing of common interests cannot but tend to a deeper and more

exhilarating union of man and woman, a completer, intenser marriage

literally of true minds as well as bodies than was possible in the old

régime, when the masculine and feminine "spheres" were kept so jealously

distinct and only allowed to touch at the elementary points of

relationship. There has always been a thrill of adventure when either

has been admitted a little farther into the other's world than was

customary. How thrilling, therefore, will it be when men and women

entirely share in each other's lives, without fictitious reserves and

mysteries, and face the whole adventure of life squarely and completely

together, all the more husband and wife for being comrades as well--as

many men and women of the new era are already joyously doing.

And, merely on the surface, what a new romantic element woman has

introduced into the daily drudgery of men's lives by her mere presence

in their offices! She cannot always be beautiful, poor dear, and she is

not invariably gracious, it is true; yet, on the whole, how much the

atmosphere of office life has gained in amenity by the coming of the

stenographer, the typewriter, and the telephone girl, not to speak of

her frequent decorative value in a world that has hitherto been

uncompromisingly harsh and unadorned! Men may affect to ignore this, and

cannot afford indeed to be too sensitive to these flowery presences that

have so considerably supplanted those misbegotten young miscreants known

as office-boys, a vanishing race of human terror; yet there she is, all

the same, in spite of her businesslike airs and her prosaic tasks,

silently diffusing about her that eternal mystery which she can never

lose, be her occupations never so masculine.

There she is with her subtly wreathed hair and her absurd little lace

handkerchiefs and her furtive powder puff and her bits of immemorial

ornaments and the soft sound of her skirts and all the rest of it. Never

mind how grimly and even brusquely you may be dictating to her

specifications for steel rails or the like, little wafts of perfume

cannot help floating across to your rolltop desk, and you are a man and

she is a woman, for all that; and, instead of having her with you at fag

ends of your days, you have her with you all day long now--and your

sisters and your sweethearts are so much the nearer to you all day for

her presence, and, whether you know it or not, you are so much the less

a brute because she is there.

Where the loss to romance comes in in these admirable new arrangements

of modern commerce it is hard to see. Of course a new element of danger

is thus introduced into the routine of our daily lives, but when was

danger an enemy to romance? The "bright face" of this particular

"danger" who would be without? The beloved essayist from whom that last

phrase is, of course, adapted, declared, as we all know, that to marry

is "to domesticate the recording angel." One might say that the modern

business man has officialized the ministering angel--perhaps some other

forms of angel as well.

In their work, then, as in their play, men and women are more and more

coming to share with each other as comrades, and really the fun of life

seems in no wise diminished as a consequence. Rather the contrary, it

would seem, if one is to judge from the "Decameron" of the newspapers.

Yet it is not very long ago that man looked askance at woman's wistful

plea to take part even in his play. He had the old boyish fear that she

would spoil the game. However, it didn't take him long to find out his

mistake and to know woman for the true "sport" that she can be. And in

that discovery it was another invention of that wicked modern science

that was the chief, if humble seeming, factor, no less than that

eclipsed but inexpressibly useful instrument (of flirtation) in the

hands of a kind providence, the bicycle.

The service of the bicycle to the "emancipation of woman" movements has

perhaps never been acknowledged by the philosopher; but a little thought

will make evident how far-reaching that service has been. When that near

day arrives on which woman shall call herself absolutely "free," should

she feel inclined to celebrate her freedom by some monument of her

gratitude, let the monument be neither to man nor woman, however valiant

in the fight, but simply let it take the form of an enthroned and

laurelled bicycle--for the moment woman mounted that apparently innocent

machine, it carried her on the high-road to freedom. On that she could

go not only where she pleased, but--what is even more to the point--with

whom she pleased. The free companionship of man and woman had begun.

Then and forever ended the old system of courtship, which seems so

laughable and even incredible today. One was no longer expected to pay

court to one's beloved, sitting stiffly on straight-backed chairs in a

chill drawing-room in the non-conducting, or non-conducive, presence of

still chillier maiden aunts. The doom of the _duenna_ was sounded; the

chill drawing-room was exchanged for "the open road" and the whispering

woodland; and soon it is to come about that a man shall propose to his

wife high up in the blue heavens, in an airship softly swaying at anchor

in the wake of the evening star.

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