"It is stated that the management of the Isle of Man Steam Packet Co.
intend to change the name of the newly-acquired steamer Onward to
something more in keeping with the traditions of the Company."--_Ramsey
Courier_.
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"Serious complaint is being made at another recurrence of the failure
of the electric light in ----. It is no light matter."--_Local Paper_.
It wouldn't be.
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[Illustration: _Benevolent deck-hand_ (_to solitary small boy_). "'ULLO,
BEATTY! WHERE'S YER PA?"
_Small boy_. "UP AT THE SHARP END, LEANING OVER THE PALINGS."]
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