WAR IN A FOG.

(_A RECORD OF THE NEXT CAMPAIGN OF THE COMING MOLTKE._)

Our Army was now advancing in good order. We had the "A" Division

of the enemy on our right, and the "B" Division on our left, but of

course we had lost sight of Division "C." It was the morning after we

had taken the fortress that had unexpectedly appeared before us on our

right front, and had found ourselves to our surprise by the side of a

river. The Chief of my Staff entered my tent whilst I was engaged in

studying a map not very successfully.

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"General," said he, "military music can be heard in the distance, from

which I take it it must be the other part of our Army." "This is most

fortunate," I replied; "but are they supposed to be in this part of

the country? I fancied they were besieging the enemy's metropolis.

"So it was reported," returned my subordinate; "but it appears that,

taking the first turning to the right, instead of the second to the

left, they lost their way, and instead of capturing the capital,

surrounded a harbour, in which, to their astonishment, they found his

fleet."

"I suppose that the movements of Division 'C' are shrouded in

mystery?"

"They are," returned the Chief of the Staff, saluting. "It is presumed

that the commander is wandering somewhere near the frontier. A spy

from his Army says that he had entirely lost touch of the country,

and was continually asking his way. But how about our friends, the

remainder of our Army, who are now approaching towards us? What shall

we do?"

"Give them a fitting reception," was my reply.

In a moment our Army halted and pitched their tents. Accustomed to

State functions of every sort and description, it was no difficult

matter to them to decorate the line of march appropriately. Suddenly

there was the sound of firing, and five minutes later an officer

wearing the uniform of the enemy entered my tent and surrendered his

sword.

"General," said he, "I yield to your superior knowledge of military

tactics. I had expected to find friends, and now I have come across

foes. And you number more than half a million of men, do you not?"

"Well, no; you may mean my brother commander, who has that force under

his orders. But we have only about twenty thousand."

"And I have given up my arms for nothing," said my visitor.

"To whom have I the honour of speaking?" I asked, haughtily. "I

presume, the Captain of the 'A' Division?"

"The 'A' Division! Why, they are miles away! and so are the 'B'

Division."

"Then, who on earth are you?"

"Why, surely you know we are the 'C' Division?"

At this moment the Chief of my Staff again appeared. "Sir," said he,

"are we to advance or retire? I must know at once, with a view to

arranging satisfactorily the requirements of the Commissariat."

"One moment, Gentlemen," I replied, and then entered an inner recess.

I searched my pockets, and finding my tossing half-crown, spun it into

the air. I eagerly ascertained the result.

"We will advance, Sir," said I to the Chief of the Staff on my

return. And my tone suggested both strong determination and peremptory

command.

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