THE COOK FEELS THAT ALL THE WORLD NEGLECTS HIM, AND THEN HE GETS A
LETTER.
Sir Richard Blunt left the shop, and Johanna had just time to conceal
the scrap of paper which she had found in the waistcoat, and to seem to
be busy at the fire, when Todd made his appearance. She had never seen
such a grim smile upon Todd's face as it now wore. He was for once in
his life fairly pleased. When had he made such a morning's work as that?
Not even in his acquisition of those fatal Pearls had he gained so much
as by that one slight push that had sent Mrs. Lovett and her claims into
the river so neatly.
No wonder Sweeney Todd was elated and delighted. He had all the money
now to himself. There was no one now to say to him "Where is my share?"
He had all the produce of another's awful criminality to add to his own.
Was he not thus a very happy man for a little while?
The sunshine of the heart was not a thing to last long in such a bosom
as Sweeney Todd's. His was not that sweet and lasting hilarity of soul
that can alone arise from a deep and sincere consciousness of right. No!
The fierce delight of a successful stroke of villany may for a time
resemble happiness, but it is a resemblance as weak as that between the
faint watery ray of a winter's sun and the full blaze of the god-like
luminary in all the beauty of the vernal season.
But for the time, we say, Todd was pleased, and the demoniac triumph of
his soul beamed forth from his eyes and played around the puckered
corners of his huge mouth.
"Well, Charley," he said, "how goes it with you, my lad?"
Johanna stared as well she might to hear Todd speak in such a mild
pacific sort of way.
"Sir?" she said.
"I say, how goes it with you, my good boy. How have you passed the time
in my unavoidable absence upon a little business?"
"Quite tolerable, sir, thank you, with the exception that a dog pushed
his way into the shop, and, as you see, sir, has made some confusion."
"A dog?"
"Yes, sir. A large one, black and white. I had no strength to turn him
out, so he had his will in the shop, and tossed the things about as you
see, sir."
"My malediction upon that confounded dog. He is mad, Charley, I tell
you, he is stark, staring mad. Why did you not throw open razors at him
until one had transfixed him?"
"I don't like touching the razors, sir."
"You don't--you don't? He! he! What will he think when one touches him?"
muttered Todd to himself as he turned aside and made a movement as
though cutting a throat. "You don't like touching the razors, Charley?"
"No, sir, I thought you would be angry if I had, so the dog had all his
own way here. I would have put the place to rights, but I thought you
aught to see it as it is."
"Right, my boy--right. To-morrow will be quite time enough to put it to
rights. Yes, to-morrow. Has any one called, Charley?"
"No, sir."
"Well I am glad of that, for when one is off upon an action of charity
one don't like one's business to suffer as well. It's quite unknown what
I give away, and I always like to see the object myself, you know,
Charley, as I find I can then better adapt my benevolence to their real
wants, which is a great--a very great object."
"I should think it was, sir."
"You are a clever observant lad, Charley, and you will, when you leave
me, I feel convinced, drop into a genteel independence. You will want
for nothing then, I feel quite assured, Charley."
"You are very good, sir."
"I strive to be good, Charley, and by the help of the gospel we may all
be good to some extent--sinners that we are. Now, simple as is, it's
really a great thing to be supplied in an unlimited manner with cold
water."
"No doubt of it, sir."
"Well, I have supplied the person to whom my benevolence has extended
this morning, with, I hope, an unlimited quantity, and always fresh.
He!"
Todd here executed one of his awful laughs, and then went into his
parlour grinning at his own hideous facetiousness over the murder he had
committed. Johanna had managed to say, from time to time, what was
expected by way of answer to him, but it was with a shuddering
consciousness that he had been about some great crime that she did so;
and when he had left the shop, she said faintly to herself--
"He has murdered Mrs. Lovett."
It was sufficient, if Todd went out with an enemy and came home jocular,
to conclude what had happened. That person then might be fairly presumed
to be no more, and hence, with a shudder of horror pervading her frame,
did Johanna whisper to herself--
"He has surely murdered Mrs. Lovett."
The first thing that Todd did when he was alone in his parlour, and the
door fast, was to produce the memoranda he had made of all that he had
to do previous to leaving England. One item ran thus:--
"Mem. To pay Mrs. Lovet in full."
After that item he wrote _paid_, and then he laughed again in his
hideous way, and leaning his head upon his hand, or rather his chin upon
it, he spoke in a chuckling tone.
"She will turn up some day--yes, she will turn up some day, and the
swollen disgusting mass, that was once the bold and glittering Mrs.
Lovett, will be pulled through the river mud by a boat-hook, and then
there will be an inquest, and a verdict of found drowned, with a
statement that the body was in too advanced a state of decomposition to
be identified. Ha!"
Todd actually rubbed his hands together, and then he took a good drop of
brandy, and felt himself quite a pleasant sort of character, and one
upon whom the fickle goddess, Fortune, had taken to smiling in her most
bland and pleasant way.
"When I am snug and comfortable at Hamburgh," he said, "how eagerly I
shall look for the London papers, to let me know how far the fire in
Fleet Street, that is to happen to-night, has extended. How I shall
laugh if it travel to the old church, and burns that down likewise. Ha!
I think I shall take to laughing as a regular thing when I am fairly
abroad with all my money, and safe--so safe as I shall be, so very--very
safe."
Yes, there sat Sweeney Todd rejoicing. He might have said with Romeo in
Mantua--
"My bosom's lord sits lightly in his throne,
And all this day an unaccustomed spirit
Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts."
But as it was with the young husband of the sainted Juliet, the day of
reckoning was coming to Todd, and the spirit that spoke of comfort, joy,
and security to his heart and brain, was after all a false one.
But we must leave Todd to his self-felicitations, while we request the
reader's kind company to Bell Yard, for certain things had taken place
in the establishment of Mrs. Lovett which it is highly necessary should
find a place in this veracious and carefully collected narrative.
When Mrs. Lovett, with a full notion of the projected perfidy of Todd,
left home for the purpose of bringing that individual to a sense of his
wrong doings, and insisting upon a settlement, she did not awaken
popular remark or popular interest by shutting up her shop, but she took
such measures as she believed would last very well until she got back
again.
She was not sanguine upon the subject of getting back very soon, for she
had made up her mind that back she would not come without the money.
Previously, then, to leaving, she sought the narrow opening in the
strong iron-door through which she was accustomed to speak to the
discontented cook, and fastening a bottle of wine by the neck to a piece
of cord, she let it down into the prison-house of pie-manufactory,
saying as she did so--
"I keep my word with you. Here is wine. I trust that you will keep your
word with me. A batch is wanted at twelve to-day, as you know."
"Very well," said the cook. "Very well. They shall be ready. But you
promised me freedom, Mrs. Lovett."
"I did, and freedom you shall have shortly. All you have to do now is to
attend to business for a little while. When I ring at twelve, send up
the batch."
"I will--I will. But yet--"
"What is it now?"
"If you only could fancy, Mrs. Lovett, what it was to pass one's time in
this place, you would have some feeling for me. Will you send or bring
me some real butcher's meat?"
Bang went the wicket-door, and the cook found himself once again shut
out from the world in those dismal vaults of Mrs. Lovett's house.
"Twelve o'clock," muttered Mrs. Lovett, as she proceeded to her parlour.
"I shall surely be home by twelve. Todd will find out that I am too
persevering for him. His fears will force him to pay me, although his
justice never would. I will threaten him into payment. The odious
villain! to attempt yet to deprive me of all that I have toiled for,
with the exception of what of late I have had the prudence to keep in
the house!"
The next thing that Mrs. Lovett had to do was to get some one to
effectually mind the shop in her absence, and for that purpose she
pitched upon a Mrs. Stag, a tall, gaunt-looking female, who acted as a
kind of supernumerary laundress in Lincoln's Inn. With this person Mrs.
Lovett felt that she need have no delicacy as regards locking-up and so
forth; and as Mrs. Stag laboured under a defect of hearing, she would
not be likely to pay any attention to what might take place below; but
still Mrs. Lovett was determined to leave nothing to chance, and she
left Mrs. Stag a note which was to go down on the movable platform to
the cook in case she, Mrs. Lovett, was not at home at the twelve o'clock
batch. This note contained the following words, which, as Mrs. Stag's
parents and guardians had omitted to include reading in her education,
were perfectly safe from her scrutiny--
"Send up the four o'clock batch, and you will be free within twenty-four
hours from then."
This she concluded would keep him quiet; and within twenty-four hours
Mrs. Lovett felt that her affairs must be settled in some way or
another; so that it was a very safe promise, even if she had not still
retained in her own hands the means of breaking it if there should be
occasion so to do.
Truly, Mrs. Lovett was, in the full acceptation of the term, a woman of
business.
Mrs. Stag was sure to look in the first thing in the morning upon Mrs.
Lovett; so that as soon as that useful and submissive personage made her
appearance in Bell Yard, she was duly installed in authority in the
shop--the parlour being properly fastened up against Mrs. Stag and all
intruders.
"You will be so good as to sit here until I come back, Mrs. Stag?" said
Mrs. Lovett; "and sell as many pies as you can. I am going to the
christening of a friend's child, who is anxious that I should be its
godmother."
What a delightful godmother Mrs. Lovett would have made!
"Yes, ma'am," said Mrs. Stag.
"I think I shall be back at twelve o' clock; but if I am not, you can
let this note go down with the empty tray on the trap-door after you
have slid off it the twelve o' clock batch of pies."
"Yes, ma'am."
"You will answer no questions to any one. All you have to say is, that I
am out in the neighbourhood, and may come home at any minute, as indeed
I may. I shall, of course, pay you, Mrs. Stag, for your whole day. Pray
help yourself to a pie or two, as you feel inclined. Good morning."
"Good mornin', ma'am, good mornin'. She's a very pleasant woman," said
Mrs. Stag, after Mrs. Lovett had left; "she's a remarkably pleasant
woman. What a delicious pie, to be sure!"
Mrs. Stag was deep in the mysteries of a yesterday's veal.
"It's very odd," added the laundress, as she wiped the gravy from the
sides of her mouth; "it's very odd that Mrs. Lovett is so very
particular in shutting up her parlour always, when she might know what a
likely thing it is that anybody may want to look at the drawers and
cupboards. It's a most remarkable thing to think what she can have there
that she will lock up in such a way."
Upon this, just with a faint forlorn sort of hope that the door might be
left open, Mrs. Stag tried it, but it was fast; and, with a sigh of
disappointment, she returned to her seat again.
In another moment a yesterday's pork yielded up its fascinations to the
appetite of Mrs. Stag.
This, then, was the sort of life that Mrs. Stag passed in the shop.
Lamentations and gravy--gravy and lamentations; and while she was thus
occupied, the cook was pacing the cellars in rather a discontented mood,
with his hands behind his back, reflecting upon things past, present,
and to come, and upon his own dismal situation in particular.
"I cannot stand this," he said, "I really cannot stand this. I have had
promises from Mrs. Lovett of freedom, and I have had similar promises
from he who came to the grating in the door, but none of the promises
have been fulfilled. I cannot stand this any longer, it is impossible. I
am driven mad as it is already. I must do something. I can no longer
exist in this way."
The cook looked about him, as many people are in the habit of doing when
they say they must do something, without having a very clear notion of
what it is to be; but as he at length fixed his eye upon that piece of
machinery, far up to the roof, by which the batches of pies went up to
the shop, and by which flour and butter and other matters, always
excepting meat, found their way down to him, an idea took possession of
him.
What that idea was will show itself in another place.