DR. HEIDEGGER’S EXPERIMENT

That very singular man old Dr. Heidegger once invited four venerable

friends to meet him in his study. There were three white-bearded

gentlemen—Mr. Medbourne, Colonel Killigrew and Mr. Gascoigne—and a

withered gentlewoman whose name was the widow Wycherly. They were all

melancholy old creatures who had been unfortunate in life, and whose

greatest misfortune it was that they were not long ago in their graves.

Mr. Medbourne, in the vigor of his age, had been a prosperous merchant,

but had lost his all by a frantic speculation, and was now little

better than a mendicant. Colonel Killigrew had wasted his best years

and his health and substance in the pursuit of sinful pleasures which

had given birth to a brood of pains, such as the gout and divers other

torments of soul and body. Mr. Gascoigne was a ruined politician, a man

of evil fame—or, at least, had been so till time had buried him from

the knowledge of the present generation and made him obscure instead of

infamous. As for the widow Wycherly, tradition tells us that she was a

great beauty in her day, but for a long while past she had lived in

deep seclusion on account of certain scandalous stories which had

prejudiced the gentry of the town against her. It is a circumstance

worth mentioning that each of these three old gentlemen—Mr. Medbourne,

Colonel Killigrew and Mr. Gascoigne—were early lovers of the widow

Wycherly, and had once been on the point of cutting each other’s

throats for her sake. And before proceeding farther I will merely hint

that Dr. Heidegger and all his four guests were sometimes thought to be

a little beside themselves, as is not infrequently the case with old

people when worried either by present troubles or woeful recollections.

“My dear old friends,” said Dr. Heidegger, motioning them to be seated,

“I am desirous of your assistance in one of those little experiments

with which I amuse myself here in my study.”

If all stories were true, Dr. Heidegger’s study must have been a very

curious place. It was a dim, old-fashioned chamber festooned with

cobwebs and besprinkled with antique dust. Around the walls stood

several oaken bookcases, the lower shelves of which were filled with

rows of gigantic folios and black-letter quartos, and the upper with

little parchment-covered duodecimos. Over the central bookcase was a

bronze bust of Hippocrates, with which, according to some authorities,

Dr. Heidegger was accustomed to hold consultations in all difficult

cases of his practice. In the obscurest corner of the room stood a tall

and narrow oaken closet with its door ajar, within which doubtfully

appeared a skeleton. Between two of the bookcases hung a looking-glass,

presenting its high and dusty plate within a tarnished gilt frame.

Among many wonderful stories related of this mirror, it was fabled that

the spirits of all the doctor’s deceased patients dwelt within its

verge and would stare him in the face whenever he looked thitherward.

The opposite side of the chamber was ornamented with the full-length

portrait of a young lady arrayed in the faded magnificence of silk,

satin and brocade, and with a visage as faded as her dress. Above half

a century ago Dr. Heidegger had been on the point of marriage with this

young lady, but, being affected with some slight disorder, she had

swallowed one of her lover’s prescriptions and died on the

bridal-evening. The greatest curiosity of the study remains to be

mentioned: it was a ponderous folio volume bound in black leather, with

massive silver clasps. There were no letters on the back, and nobody

could tell the title of the book. But it was well known to be a book of

magic, and once, when a chambermaid had lifted it merely to brush away

the dust, the skeleton had rattled in its closet, the picture of the

young lady had stepped one foot upon the floor and several ghastly

faces had peeped forth from the mirror, while the brazen head of

Hippocrates frowned and said, “Forbear!”

Such was Dr. Heidegger’s study. On the summer afternoon of our tale a

small round table as black as ebony stood in the centre of the room,

sustaining a cut-glass vase of beautiful form and elaborate

workmanship. The sunshine came through the window between the heavy

festoons of two faded damask curtains and fell directly across this

vase, so that a mild splendor was reflected from it on the ashen

visages of the five old people who sat around. Four champagne-glasses

were also on the table.

“My dear old friends,” repeated Dr. Heidegger, “may I reckon on your

aid in performing an exceedingly curious experiment?”

Now, Dr. Heidegger was a very strange old gentleman whose eccentricity

had become the nucleus for a thousand fantastic stories. Some of these

fables—to my shame be it spoken—might possibly be traced back to mine

own veracious self; and if any passages of the present tale should

startle the reader’s faith, I must be content to bear the stigma of a

fiction-monger.

When the doctor’s four guests heard him talk of his proposed

experiment, they anticipated nothing more wonderful than the murder of

a mouse in an air-pump or the examination of a cobweb by the

microscope, or some similar nonsense with which he was constantly in

the habit of pestering his intimates. But without waiting for a reply

Dr. Heidegger hobbled across the chamber and returned with the same

ponderous folio bound in black leather which common report affirmed to

be a book of magic. Undoing the silver clasps, he opened the volume and

took from among its black-letter pages a rose, or what was once a rose,

though now the green leaves and crimson petals had assumed one brownish

hue and the ancient flower seemed ready to crumble to dust in the

doctor’s hands.

“This rose,” said Dr. Heidegger, with a sigh—“this same withered and

crumbling flower—blossomed five and fifty years ago. It was given me by

Sylvia Ward, whose portrait hangs yonder, and I meant to wear it in my

bosom at our wedding. Five and fifty years it has been treasured

between the leaves of this old volume. Now, would you deem it possible

that this rose of half a century could ever bloom again?”

“Nonsense!” said the widow Wycherly, with a peevish toss of her head.

“You might as well ask whether an old woman’s wrinkled face could ever

bloom again.”

“See!” answered Dr. Heidegger. He uncovered the vase and threw the

faded rose into the water which it contained. At first it lay lightly

on the surface of the fluid, appearing to imbibe none of its moisture.

Soon, however, a singular change began to be visible. The crushed and

dried petals stirred and assumed a deepening tinge of crimson, as if

the flower were reviving from a deathlike slumber, the slender stalk

and twigs of foliage became green, and there was the rose of half a

century, looking as fresh as when Sylvia Ward had first given it to her

lover. It was scarcely full-blown, for some of its delicate red leaves

curled modestly around its moist bosom, within which two or three

dewdrops were sparkling.

“That is certainly a very pretty deception,” said the doctor’s

friends—carelessly, however, for they had witnessed greater miracles at

a conjurer’s show. “Pray, how was it effected?”

“Did you never hear of the Fountain of Youth?” asked Dr. Heidegger,

“which Ponce de Leon, the Spanish adventurer, went in search of two or

three centuries ago?”

“But did Ponce de Leon ever find it?” said the widow Wycherly.

“No,” answered Dr. Heidegger, “for he never sought it in the right

place. The famous Fountain of Youth, if I am rightly informed, is

situated in the southern part of the Floridian peninsula, not far from

Lake Macaco. Its source is overshadowed by several gigantic magnolias

which, though numberless centuries old, have been kept as fresh as

violets by the virtues of this wonderful water. An acquaintance of

mine, knowing my curiosity in such matters, has sent me what you see in

the vase.”

“Ahem!” said Colonel Killigrew, who believed not a word of the doctor’s

story; “and what may be the effect of this fluid on the human frame?”

“You shall judge for yourself, my dear colonel,” replied Dr.

Heidegger.—“And all of you, my respected friends, are welcome to so

much of this admirable fluid as may restore to you the bloom of youth.

For my own part, having had much trouble in growing old, I am in no

hurry to grow young again. With your permission, therefore, I will

merely watch the progress of the experiment.”

While he spoke Dr. Heidegger had been filling the four

champagne-glasses with the water of the Fountain of Youth. It was

apparently impregnated with an effervescent gas, for little bubbles

were continually ascending from the depths of the glasses and bursting

in silvery spray at the surface. As the liquor diffused a pleasant

perfume, the old people doubted not that it possessed cordial and

comfortable properties, and, though utter sceptics as to its

rejuvenescent power, they were inclined to swallow it at once. But Dr.

Heidegger besought them to stay a moment.

“Before you drink, my respectable old friends,” said he, “it would be

well that, with the experience of a lifetime to direct you, you should

draw up a few general rules for your guidance in passing a second time

through the perils of youth. Think what a sin and shame it would be if,

with your peculiar advantages, you should not become patterns of virtue

and wisdom to all the young people of the age!”

The doctor’s four venerable friends made him no answer except by a

feeble and tremulous laugh, so very ridiculous was the idea that,

knowing how closely Repentance treads behind the steps of Error, they

should ever go astray again.

“Drink, then,” said the doctor, bowing; “I rejoice that I have so well

selected the subjects of my experiment.”

With palsied hands they raised the glasses to their lips. The liquor,

if it really possessed such virtues as Dr. Heidegger imputed to it,

could not have been bestowed on four human beings who needed it more

woefully. They looked as if they had never known what youth or pleasure

was, but had been the offspring of Nature’s dotage, and always the

gray, decrepit, sapless, miserable creatures who now sat stooping round

the doctor’s table without life enough in their souls or bodies to be

animated even by the prospect of growing young again. They drank off

the water and replaced their glasses on the table.

Assuredly, there was an almost immediate improvement in the aspect of

the party—not unlike what might have been produced by a glass of

generous wine—together with a sudden glow of cheerful sunshine,

brightening over all their visages at once. There was a healthful

suffusion on their cheeks instead of the ashen hue that had made them

look so corpse-like. They gazed at one another, and fancied that some

magic power had really begun to smooth away the deep and sad

inscriptions which Father Time had been so long engraving on their

brows. The widow Wycherly adjusted her cap, for she felt almost like a

woman again.

“Give us more of this wondrous water,” cried they, eagerly. “We are

younger, but we are still too old. Quick! give us more!”

“Patience, patience!” quoth Dr. Heidegger, who sat, watching the

experiment with philosophic coolness. “You have been a long time

growing old; surely you might be content to grow young in half an hour.

But the water is at your service.” Again he filled their glasses with

the liquor of youth, enough of which still remained in the vase to turn

half the old people in the city to the age of their own grandchildren.

While the bubbles were yet sparkling on the brim the doctor’s four

guests snatched their glasses from the table and swallowed the contents

at a single gulp. Was it delusion? Even while the draught was passing

down their throats it seemed to have wrought a change on their whole

systems. Their eyes grew clear and bright; a dark shade deepened among

their silvery locks: they sat around the table three gentlemen of

middle age and a woman hardly beyond her buxom prime.

“My dear widow, you are charming!” cried Colonel Killigrew, whose eyes

had been fixed upon her face while the shadows of age were flitting

from it like darkness from the crimson daybreak.

The fair widow knew of old that Colonel Killigrew’s compliments were

not always measured by sober truth; so she started up and ran to the

mirror, still dreading that the ugly visage of an old woman would meet

her gaze.

Meanwhile, the three gentlemen behaved in such a manner as proved that

the water of the Fountain of Youth possessed some intoxicating

qualities—unless, indeed, their exhilaration of spirits were merely a

lightsome dizziness caused by the sudden removal of the weight of

years. Mr. Gascoigne’s mind seemed to run on political topics, but

whether relating to the past, present or future could not easily be

determined, since the same ideas and phrases have been in vogue these

fifty years. Now he rattled forth full-throated sentences about

patriotism, national glory and the people’s right; now he muttered some

perilous stuff or other in a sly and doubtful whisper, so cautiously

that even his own conscience could scarcely catch the secret; and now,

again, he spoke in measured accents and a deeply-deferential tone, as

if a royal ear were listening to his well-turned periods. Colonel

Killigrew all this time had been trolling forth a jolly bottle-song and

ringing his glass in symphony with the chorus, while his eyes wandered

toward the buxom figure of the widow Wycherly. On the other side of the

table, Mr. Medbourne was involved in a calculation of dollars and cents

with which was strangely intermingled a project for supplying the East

Indies with ice by harnessing a team of whales to the polar icebergs.

As for the widow Wycherly, she stood before the mirror courtesying and

simpering to her own image and greeting it as the friend whom she loved

better than all the world besides. She thrust her face close to the

glass to see whether some long-remembered wrinkle or crow’s-foot had

indeed vanished; she examined whether the snow had so entirely melted

from her hair that the venerable cap could be safely thrown aside. At

last, turning briskly away, she came with a sort of dancing step to the

table.

“My dear old doctor,” cried she, “pray favor me with another glass.”

“Certainly, my dear madam—certainly,” replied the complaisant doctor.

“See! I have already filled the glasses.”

There, in fact, stood the four glasses brimful of this wonderful water,

the delicate spray of which, as it effervesced from the surface,

resembled the tremulous glitter of diamonds.

It was now so nearly sunset that the chamber had grown duskier than

ever, but a mild and moonlike splendor gleamed from within the vase and

rested alike on the four guests and on the doctor’s venerable figure.

He sat in a high-backed, elaborately-carved oaken arm-chair with a gray

dignity of aspect that might have well befitted that very Father Time

whose power had never been disputed save by this fortunate company.

Even while quaffing the third draught of the Fountain of Youth, they

were almost awed by the expression of his mysterious visage. But the

next moment the exhilarating gush of young life shot through their

veins. They were now in the happy prime of youth. Age, with its

miserable train of cares and sorrows and diseases, was remembered only

as the trouble of a dream from which they had joyously awoke. The fresh

gloss of the soul, so early lost and without which the world’s

successive scenes had been but a gallery of faded pictures, again threw

its enchantment over all their prospects. They felt like new-created

beings in a new-created universe.

“We are young! We are young!” they cried, exultingly.

Youth, like the extremity of age, had effaced the strongly-marked

characteristics of middle life and mutually assimilated them all. They

were a group of merry youngsters almost maddened with the exuberant

frolicsomeness of their years. The most singular effect of their gayety

was an impulse to mock the infirmity and decrepitude of which they had

so lately been the victims. They laughed loudly at their old-fashioned

attire—the wide-skirted coats and flapped waistcoats of the young men

and the ancient cap and gown of the blooming girl. One limped across

the floor like a gouty grandfather; one set a pair of spectacles

astride of his nose and pretended to pore over the black-letter pages

of the book of magic; a third seated himself in an arm-chair and strove

to imitate the venerable dignity of Dr. Heidegger. Then all shouted

mirthfully and leaped about the room.

The widow Wycherly—if so fresh a damsel could be called a widow—tripped

up to the doctor’s chair with a mischievous merriment in her rosy face.

“Doctor, you dear old soul,” cried she, “get up and dance with me;” and

then the four young people laughed louder than ever to think what a

queer figure the poor old doctor would cut.

“Pray excuse me,” answered the doctor, quietly. “I am old and

rheumatic, and my dancing-days were over long ago. But either of these

gay young gentlemen will be glad of so pretty a partner.”

“Dance with me, Clara,” cried Colonel Killigrew.

“No, no! I will be her partner,” shouted Mr. Gascoigne.

“She promised me her hand fifty years ago,” exclaimed Mr. Medbourne.

They all gathered round her. One caught both her hands in his

passionate grasp, another threw his arm about her waist, the third

buried his hand among the glossy curls that clustered beneath the

widow’s cap. Blushing, panting, struggling, chiding, laughing, her warm

breath fanning each of their faces by turns, she strove to disengage

herself, yet still remained in their triple embrace. Never was there a

livelier picture of youthful rivalship, with bewitching beauty for the

prize. Yet, by a strange deception, owing to the duskiness of the

chamber and the antique dresses which they still wore, the tall mirror

is said to have reflected the figures of the three old, gray, withered

grand-sires ridiculously contending for the skinny ugliness of a

shrivelled grandam. But they were young: their burning passions proved

them so.

Inflamed to madness by the coquetry of the girl-widow, who neither

granted nor quite withheld her favors, the three rivals began to

interchange threatening glances. Still keeping hold of the fair prize,

they grappled fiercely at one another’s throats. As they struggled to

and fro the table was overturned and the vase dashed into a thousand

fragments. The precious Water of Youth flowed in a bright stream across

the floor, moistening the wings of a butterfly which, grown old in the

decline of summer, had alighted there to die. The insect fluttered

lightly through the chamber and settled on the snowy head of Dr.

Heidegger.

“Come, come, gentlemen! Come, Madam Wycherly!” exclaimed the doctor. “I

really must protest against this riot.”

They stood still and shivered, for it seemed as if gray Time were

calling them back from their sunny youth far down into the chill and

darksome vale of years. They looked at old Dr. Heidegger, who sat in

his carved armchair holding the rose of half a century, which he had

rescued from among the fragments of the shattered vase. At the motion

of his hand the four rioters resumed their seats—the more readily

because their violent exertions had wearied them, youthful though they

were.

“My poor Sylvia’s rose!” ejaculated Dr. Heidegger, holding it in the

light of the sunset clouds. “It appears to be fading again.”

And so it was. Even while the party were looking at it the flower

continued to shrivel up, till it became as dry and fragile as when the

doctor had first thrown it into the vase. He shook off the few drops of

moisture which clung to its petals.

“I love it as well thus as in its dewy freshness,” observed he,

pressing the withered rose to his withered lips.

While he spoke the butterfly fluttered down from the doctor’s snowy

head and fell upon the floor. His guests shivered again. A strange

dullness—whether of the body or spirit they could not tell—was creeping

gradually over them all. They gazed at one another, and fancied that

each fleeting moment snatched away a charm and left a deepening furrow

where none had been before. Was it an illusion? Had the changes of a

lifetime been crowded into so brief a space, and were they now four

aged people sitting with their old friend Dr. Heidegger?

“Are we grown old again so soon?” cried they, dolefully.

In truth, they had. The Water of Youth possessed merely a virtue more

transient than that of wine; the delirium which it created had

effervesced away. Yes, they were old again. With a shuddering impulse

that showed her a woman still, the widow clasped her skinny hands

before her face and wished that the coffin-lid were over it, since it

could be no longer beautiful.

“Yes, friends, ye are old again,” said Dr. Heidegger, “and, lo! the

Water of Youth is all lavished on the ground. Well, I bemoan it not;

for if the fountain gushed at my very doorstep, I would not stoop to

bathe my lips in it—no, though its delirium were for years instead of

moments. Such is the lesson ye have taught me.”

But the doctor’s four friends had taught no such lesson to themselves.

They resolved forthwith to make a pilgrimage to Florida and quaff at

morning, noon and night from the Fountain of Youth.

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