CHAPTER X

THE LAND OF THE NILE

One fine morning, some two weeks after my introduction to Tom, I vacated

my post in the consul’s household and set about laying plans for a

journey up the Nile. My wages had not been reckoned on the American

scale, but for all that I was a man of comparative affluence when I

turned off the Moosky for my last visit to the headquarters of “the

union.”

The German is nothing if not systematic, be he prime minister or errant

adventurer. The Teutonic tramp does not wander at random through lands

of which his knowledge is chaotic or nil. He profits by the experience

of his fellow-ramblers. If he covers an unknown route, he returns with a

notebook full of information for his fellows. Thanks to this method, the

German beggar colony of Cairo had long contained a bureau of information

to which many a vagabond of other nationality bewailed his linguistic

inability to gain access. The archives of “the union” were particularly

rich in Egyptian lore. For there is but one route in Egypt. He who has

once journeyed up or down the Nile, with open eyes, is an authority on

the whole country.

Several of die Kunde were romping about on as many vermin colonies when

I entered, on this February afternoon, the room in which Pia was

accustomed to pen his eleemosynary masterpieces. It was an informal and

chance gathering that included nearly every authority in “the union” on

the territory beyond the Tombs of the Mamelukes. My projected journey

awakened great interest in all the group.

“As for myself,” said Pia, “I can’t see why you go. Most of the comrades

do, of course, but they will make the journey worth while. As for a man

who will only work! Pah! You will starve and die in the sands up there.”

The emaciated door was kicked open and a burly young man entered and

threw himself across the foot of one of the cots.

“Ah, now,” Pia went on, “there is Heinrich. He is going up the Nile too,

in a few days. He’s been up six times already. Why don’t you go up with

him? He knows all the ropes and you, being an American—”

“Was!” roared the newcomer, “Ein Amerikaner? Going up the river? Shake,

mein lieber! We go up together! We’ll do more business—”

“But if I go up, I’ll spend considerable time sight-seeing—”

“Sights? There’s something I never could understand. All the tourists go

up to see _sights_! Thank the Lord they do; what would the business be

without them? But what the devil do they see? Hundreds of miles of dry,

choking sand, with nothing but dirty Nile water to wash it off your face

and out of your throat! A lot of smashed-up rocks, covered with pictures

of hens and roosters, all red hot under the cursed sun that never stops

blazing. And besides that, niggers—millions of dirty niggers, blind

niggers, and half-blind niggers who do nothing but crawl around after

decent white men and beg. That’s all there is in Egypt, if you go up the

Nile, till you come to the sudd-fields of Uganda.”

“Well what do you go up for?” I asked. Even this brief acquaintance with

Heinrich convinced me that he would die the death of a martyr rather

than disgrace die Kamaraden by working.

“What for? Why so I won’t starve, to be sure. If I could wiggle the

feather and paint like Otto there, I’d see hell freeze over before I’d

move a mile south of Cairo. But I can’t, so I must go over the

soft-hearted ones again. I’ve worked ’em pretty hard the last two years,

but the game’s good yet. I’ve grown this beard since the last trip, and

got a new story all bolstered up. I’m a civil engineer this time, with a

wife and three children here in Cairo. Going up, I’ll be making for the

Berber-Suakim line, after spending all I had on the kid’s doctor bills.

Coming down, it’s the fever story—that’s always good—or my wife is dying

and, if we can get her back to Hamburg before she croaks, she’ll get an

inheritance her uncle just left her. Pretty neat that, eh?” grinned

Heinrich, turning to his admiring mates. “Thought that out one night

when I couldn’t sleep. Brand new, isn’t it? Aber, Gott, mein lieber,” he

addressed me once more, “if you’ll only come along! I can’t speak

English, and most of the soft ones know my face. But I’ll point out

everyone of them from here to Assuan. I’ll lay low and we’ll share

even.”

[Illustration: A woman of Alexandria, Egypt, carrying two bushels of

oranges. Even barefooted market-women wear the veil required by the

Koran]

[Illustration: On the top of the largest pyramid. From the ground it

looks as sharply pointed as the others]

I declined to enter into an offensive alliance against the “soft ones,”

however, and turned to Pia for the information which he had once

promised to give me. While he talked, every other lounger in the room

added his voice from time to time; and from deep wells of experience I

gleaned a long list of names, flanked by biographical details, as we

journeyed mentally up the river. This vagabond’s edition of “Who’s Who

in Egypt” completed, Pia laid down several rules of the road.

“I don’t see why you go up,” he began. “You can make a fortune right

here. If you are determined to go, get a good story and always stick to

it, changing it enough to fit different cases. Some, it will pay you to

ask for work—you know the breed; others, just ask for money. Take

anything they give you. You can sell it if you don’t want it. Always see

the big men long before train time. They will often offer to buy you a

ticket to wherever you want to go; and, if the train is soon due, they

may go to the station and buy it. But if you touch them long before

train time, they may give you the money and go back to business. Then

you can spend a couple of piastres to the next station and work that the

same way. The sugar factories are all good—they’ll even give you work,

perhaps, if you are fool enough to take it. Always hit the young

Englishmen. They’re almost all of them adventurers with nothing much to

do with their money. When you catch a missionary, make him take up a

collection for you among the native Christians. He must do it, by the

rules of the Board of Missions.

“The ticket game is always best. If you get three or four men in each

town to give you the price to Assiut or Assuan, you can make the trip in

a month and pick up good money. When you get a lot of silver, change it

at any of Cook’s offices into gold sovereigns and sew them up in your

clothes. Be sure not to let any money rattle when you’re spinning a

hard-luck yarn. And don’t be a fool, like some of the comrades who have

gone up for one trip. They pump a town dry, and, not satisfied to wait

until they hit Cairo again, go on a blow-out and lie around drunk for a

week where those who gave them ticket money can see them. That queers

the burg for the next six months. Of course you know enough to be of the

same church, and very pious, when you hit a missionary, and to be from

the same state when you touch an American? Above all never let a boat

load of tourists go by without touching them. Always go down to the dock

and make enough noise so that they all hear you. Some of the boys who

are good at it throw a fit when they get in a crowd of rich ones. But as

you talk English, a good tale of woe will do as well. When you get well

up the river, and a good tan, and a couple of weeks’ beard, spring the

old yarn of ‘lost my job and must get down to Cairo.’ And always wait

for a train. You’ll miss the whole game if you walk; and you’ll die of

sunstroke, besides.”

In the face of Pia’s warning, I left Cairo on foot the next morning,

and, crossing the Nile, turned southward along a ridge of shifting sand

beyond the village of Gizeh. Along an irrigating ditch, that flanked the

ridge, scores of _shadufs_, those human paradigms of perpetual motion,

were ceaselessly dipping, dipping, the water that gives life to the

fields of Egypt. Between the canal and the sparkling Nile, groups of

fellahs, deaf to the blatant sunshine, set out sugar cane or clawed the

soil of the arid plain. On the desert wind rode the never-ceasing squawk

of the _sakka_, or Egyptian water-wheel.

Beyond the pyramids of Sakkara, I sought shelter in the palm groves that

cover the site of ancient Memphis, and took my siesta on the recumbent

statue of Rameses. A backsheesh-thirsty village rose up to cut off my

return to the sandy road, and forced me to run a gauntlet of

out-stretched hands. ’Tis the national anthem of Egypt, this cry of

backsheesh. Workmen at their labor, women bound for market, children

rooting in the streets, drop all else to surge after the faranchee who

may be induced to “sprinkle iron” among them. Even the unclothed infant

astride a mother’s shoulder thrusts forth a dimpled hand to the passing

white man with a gurgle of “sheesh.”

As darkness came on I reached the railway station of Mazgoona, some

thirty miles from Cairo. The village lay far off to the eastward; but

the station master invited me to supper and spread a quilt bed in the

telegraph office.

A biting wind blew from the north when I set out again in the morning. A

hundred yards from the station, a cry of “monsoor” was borne to my ears,

and a servant summoned me back to his master’s office.

“I have just received a wire,” said the latter, “from the division

superintendent. He is coming on the next train. Wait and ask him for a

job.”

A half-hour later there stepped from the north-bound express, not the

grey-haired man I had expected, but a beardless English youth who could

not have been a day over twenty. It was a new experience to apply for

work to a man younger than myself, but I respectfully stated my case.

“I haven’t a vacancy on my division just at present,” said the boy.

“There is plenty of work in Assiut, though. Want to go that far south?”

[Illustration: “Along the way shadoofs were ceaselessly dipping up the

water that gives life to the fields of Egypt”]

[Illustration: The “Tombs of the Kings” from the top of the Libyan

range, to which I climbed above the plain of Thebes]

“Yes,” I answered.

He drew a card from his pocket and scribbled on it two fantastic Arabic

characters.

“Take the third-class coach,” he said, handing me the pass. “This covers

my division; but you might drop off in Beni Suef and look about.”

Following his advice, I halted near noonday at that wind-swept village.

There was no need to make inquiry for the European residents; they were

all duly recorded in the “comrades’ Baedeker.” As in Cairo, however,

they offered money in lieu of work, and clutched weakly at the nearest

support when I refused it. A young Englishman, inscribed in my notes as

“Bromley, Pasha, Inspector of Irrigation; quite easy,” gave me evening

rendezvous on the bank of the canal beyond the village. Long after dark

he appeared on horseback, attended by two natives with flaming torches,

and, being ferried across the canal, led the way towards his _dahabeah_,

anchored at the shore of the Nile.

“I fancied I’d find something to put you at,” he explained, as he turned

his horse over to a jet-black groom who popped up out of the darkness,

“but I didn’t, and the last train’s gone. I’ll buy you a ticket to

Assiut in the morning.”

“I have a pass,” I put in.

“Oh,” said the Englishman, “well, you’ll put up with me here to-night,

anyway.”

He led the way across the gangplank. The change from the bleak wastes of

African sand to this floating palace was as startling as if Bromley,

Pasha, had been possessor of Aladdin’s lamp. Richly-turbaned servants,

in spotless white gowns, sprang forward to greet their master; to place

a chair for him; to pull off his riding boots and replace them with

slippers; to slip the Cairo daily into his hands; and sped noiselessly

away to finish the preparation of the evening meal. Had Bromley, Pasha,

been a fellow countryman, I might have enjoyed the pleasure of his

company instead of dining alone in the richly-furnished anteroom. But

Englishmen of the “upper classes” are not noted for their democratic

spirit, and the good inspector, no doubt, dreaded the uncouth table

manners of a plebeian from half-civilized America.

Breakfast over, next morning, I returned to the village and departed on

the south-bound express. The third-class coach was densely packed with

huddled natives and their unwieldy cargo; all, that is, except the bench

around the sides, on which a trio of gloomy Arabs, denied the privilege

of squatting on the floor, perched like fowls on a roost. The air that

swept through the open car was as wintry as the Egyptian is wont to

experience. Only the faces of the males were uncovered. The women,

wrapped like mummies in fold after fold of black gowns, crouched utterly

motionless, well-nigh indistinguishable from the bundles of baggage.

Even the guard, wading through the throng, brought no sign of life from

the prostrate females; for their tickets were invariably produced by a

male escort.

The congestion was somewhat relieved at the junction of the Fayoum

branch. The men who had reached their destination rose to their feet,

struggled to extricate their much-tied bundles, and rolled them over

their fellow travelers and down the steps. Not a female stirred during

this unwonted activity of her lord and master. When he had safely

deposited his more valuable chattels on the platform, he returned to

grasp her by the hand and drag her unceremoniously out the door.

Around the train swarmed hawkers of food. Dates, boiled eggs, baked

fish, oranges, and soggy bread-cakes, in quantity sufficient to have

supplied an army, were thrust upon whomever ventured to peer outside.

From the neighboring fields came workmen laden down with freshly cut

bundles of sugar cane, to give the throng the appearance of a forest in

motion. Three great canes, as long and unwieldy as bamboo fish rods,

sold at a small piastre, and hardly a native in the car purchased less

than a half-dozen. By the time we were off again, the coach had been

converted into a fodder bin.

The canes were broken into two-foot lengths, and each purchaser,

grasping a section in his hands, bit into it, and, jerking his head from

side to side like a bulldog, tore off a strip. Then with a sucking that

was heard above the roar of the train, he extracted the juice and cast

the pulp on the floor about him. At each station, new arrivals squatted

on the festive remnants left by their predecessors and spat

industriously at the valleys which marked the resting places of the

departed. The pulp dried rapidly, and by noonday the floor of the car

was carpeted with a sugar-cane mat several inches thick.

My pass ran out in the early afternoon, and I set off to canvass the

metropolis of upper Egypt. Several Europeans had already expressed their

regrets when, towards evening, I caught sight of the stars and stripes

waving over an unusually large building. I turned in at the gate and

made inquiry of a native grubbing in the yard.

“Thees house?” he cried, “you not know what thees is? Thees American

Hospital.”

I drew out my notes. Beneath the name of the hospital appeared this

entry:—“Dr. Henry and Dr. Bullock, Americans; easy marks; very

religious.”

“Come and see house,” invited the native. “Very beeg.”

He led the way to one side of the building, where nearly a hundred

natives, suffering with every small ailment from festered legs to

toothache, were huddled disconsolately about the office stairway.

“Thees man come get cured,” said my guide. “Thees not sick nuff go bed.

American Doctors very good, except”—and his voice dropped to a

whisper—“wants all to be Christian.”

The patients filed into the office, emerged with cards in their hands,

and crowded about the door of the dispensary. As the last emaciated

wretch limped away, a slender, middle-aged white man descended the

steps.

“Thees Dr. Henry,” whispered the native. “Doctor, thees man be

American.”

I tendered my letter of introduction from the American consulate.

“A mechanical engineer!” cried the doctor. “Fine! Just the man we are

looking for. Come with me.”

An engineer I was not—of any species. That profession had been forced

upon me by the carelessness of Mr. Morgan’s secretary. But there flashed

suddenly across my mind the saying of an erstwhile employer in

California:—“When you’re looking for work, never admit there’s anything

you can’t do.” I followed after the doctor.

At the rear of the establishment, Dr. Bullock and a well-dressed native

were superintending the labors of a band of Egyptians, grubbing about

the edge of a large reservoir.

“Now, here is the problem,” said the older man, when he had introduced

me to his colleague. “This reservoir is our water supply. It is filled

by the inundations of the Nile. But towards the end of the dry season

the water gets so low that our force-pump will not raise it. The native

engineer whom we have called in is a graduate of the best technical

school in Cairo. But—ah—er”—his voice fell low—“you know what natives

are? Now what do _you_ suggest?”

Compelled to spar for wind, I asked to be shown the pump and to have the

reservoir sounded. The native engineer hung on our heels, listening for

any words of wisdom that might fall from my lips. Fortunately, I had

once seen a similar difficulty righted.

“There are two possible solutions of the trouble,” I began, in an

authoritative voice, swinging round until the native appeared on the

edge of my field of vision. “The first is to buy a much more powerful

pump”—the native scowled blackly—“the second is to build a smaller

reservoir halfway up, get another small pump, and—er—relay the water to

the top.” The engineer was smiling blandly at the doctors’ backs. “Now

the first would be costly. The second requires only a few yards of pipe,

a cheap pump, and a bit of excavating.”

“Ah!” cried the native, rushing forward, “That is my idea exactly, only

I did not wish to say—”

“Bah!” interrupted Dr. Henry, “Your idea! Why don’t you fellows ever

have an idea until someone else gives you one? I’m glad. Dr. Bullock,

that we’ve got a man at last who—”

“Yes,” I repeated, “I should put in two pumps, by all means.”

“I’ll send in the order to Cairo to-night,” said the doctor. “Bring your

men in the morning, efendee, and set them to digging the reservoir. You

don’t need another man to help you on that, I hope?”

“You will find little work in Assiut, just now,” he went on, as we

entered the hospital. “By all means go to Assuan. There is employment

for every class of mechanic on the barrage. I suppose two dollars will

about cover your fee?” He dropped four ten-piastre pieces into my hand.

“But you must stay to supper with us. We have one bed unoccupied, too;

but three men have died in it in the past month, and if you are

superstitious—”

“Not in the least,” I protested.

I rose long before daylight next morning, and groped my way to the

station. A ticket to Luxor took barely half my fee as consulting

engineer. At break of day, the railway crossed to the eastern bank, and

at the next station the train stood motionless while driver, trainmen,

and passengers executed their morning prayers in the desert sand.

Beyond, the chimneys of great sugar refineries belched forth dense

clouds of smoke, and at every halt shivering urchins offered for sale

the crude product of the factories, cone-shaped lumps, dark-brown in

color.

The voice of the south spoke more distinctly with every mile. We were

approaching, now, the district where rain and dew are utterly unknown.

The desert grew more arid, the whirling sand finer, more penetrating.

The natives, already of darker hue than the cinnamon-colored Cairene,

grew blacker and blacker. The chilling wind of two days past turned

tepid, then piping hot, and, ere we drew into Luxor, Egypt lay, as of

old, under her mantle of densest sunshine.

[Illustration: A water-carrier of Luxor. A goatskin full costs one cent]

The tourist colony of Luxor, housed in two great faranchee hotels, would

be incomplete without a rendezvous for “the comrades.” Close by the

station squats a tumble-down shack, styled the “Hotel Economica,”

wherein, dreaming away his old age over a cigarette, sits Pietro

Saggharia. Pietro was a “comrade” once. His tales of “the road,” gleaned

in forty years of errant residence in Africa, and couched in almost any

tongue the listener may choose, are to be had for a kind word, even

while the exiled Greek is serving the forbidden liquor to backsliding

Mohammedans and the white wanderers who take shelter beneath his roof.

I left my knapsack in Pietro’s keeping and struck off for the great

ruins of Karnak. The society intrusted with the preservation of the

monuments of upper Egypt has put each important ruin in charge of a

guardian, and denies admittance to all who leave Cairo without a ticket

issued by the society. The price thereof is little short of a vagabond’s

fortune. I journeyed to Karnak, therefore, resolved to be content with a

view of her row of sphinxes and a circuit of her outer walls.

About the approach to the ancient palaces the seekers after backsheesh

held high court. Before I had shaken off the last screeching youth, I

came upon a great iron gate that shut out the unticketed, and paused to

peer through the bars for a glimpse of the much-heralded interior. On

the ground before the barrier squatted a sleek, well-fed native. He rose

and announced himself as the guard; but made no attempt to drive me off.

“You don’t see much from here,” he said, in Arabic, as I turned away.

“Have you already seen the temple? Or perhaps you have no ticket?”

“La, ma feesh,” I replied; “therefore I must stay outside.”

“Ah! Then you are no tourist?” smiled the native. “Are you English?”

“Aywa,” I answered, for the Arabic term “inglesi” covers all who speak

that tongue, “but no tourist, merely a workingman.”

“Ah,” sighed the guard, “too bad you are an inglesi then; for if you

spoke French, the superintendent of the excavations is a good friend of

workingmen. But he speaks no English.”

“Where shall I find him?”

“In the office just over the hill, there.”

I took the direction indicated, and came upon a temporary structure,

before which an aged European sat motionless in a rocking chair. About

him was scattered a miscellaneous collection of statues, broken and

whole.

“Are you the superintendent, sir?” I asked, in French.

The octogenarian frowned, but answered not a word. I repeated the

question in a louder voice.

“Va t’en!” shrieked the old man, grasping a heavy cane that leaned

against his chair and shaking it feebly at me. “Go away! You’re a

beggar. I know you are.”

Evidently the fourth layer of shirt bosom, uncovered specially for the

occasion, had failed in its mission. I pleaded a case of mistaken

identity. The aged Frenchman watched me with the half-closed eyes of a

cat, clinging to his stick.

“Why do you want to see the superintendent?” he demanded.

“To work, if he has any. If not, to see the temple.”

“You will not ask him for money?”

“By no means.”

“Bien! En ce cas—Maghmoód,” he coughed.

A native appeared at the door of the shanty.

“My son is the superintendent,” said the old man, displaying a grotesque

pattern of wrinkles that was meant for a smile. “Follow Maghmoód.”

The son, an affable young Frenchman attired in the thinnest of white

trousers and an open shirt, was bowed over a small stone covered with

hieroglyphics. I made known my errand.

“Work?” he replied, “No. Unfortunately the society allows us to hire

only natives. I wish I might have a few Europeans to superintend the

excavations. But I am always pleased to find a workman interested in the

antiquities. You are as free to go inside as if you had a ticket. But it

is midday now. How do you escape a sunstroke with only that cap? You had

better sit here in the shade until the heat dies down a bit.”

I assured him that the Egyptian sun had no evil effects upon me and he

stepped to the door to shout an order to the sleek gatekeeper just out

of sight over the hill. That official grinned knowingly as I appeared,

unlocked the gate, and, fending off with one hand several elusive

urchins, admitted me to the noonday solitude of the forest of pillars.

As the shadows began to lengthen, a flock of “Cookies” invaded the

sacred precincts, and, stumbling through the ruins in pursuit of their

shepherds, two dragomans of phonographical erudition, awoke the dormant

echoes with their bleating. With their departure, came less precipitous

mortals, weighed down under cameras and notebooks. Interest centered in

one animated corner of the enclosure. There, in the latest excavation,

an army of men and boys toiled at the shadufs that raised the sand and

the water which the sluiceways poured into the pit to loosen the soil.

Other natives, naked but for a loin-cloth, groped in the mud at the

bottom, eager to win the small reward offered to the discoverer of each

archæological treasure.

One such prize was captured during the afternoon. A small boy, half

buried in the ooze, suddenly ceased his wallowing with a shrill shriek

of triumph; and came perilously near being trampled out of sight by his

fellow-workmen. In a twinkling, half the band, amid a mighty uproar of

shouting and splashing, was tugging at some heavy object still hidden

from view.

They raised it at last,—a female figure in blue stone, some four feet in

length, which had suffered downfall, burial, and the onslaughts of the

Arab horde without apparent injury. The news of the discovery was

quickly carried to the shanty on the hill. In a great pith helmet that

gave him a striking resemblance to a walking toadstool, the

superintendent hurried down to the edge of the pit and gave orders that

the statue be carried to a level space, about which a throng of excited

tourists lay in wait with open notebooks. There it was carefully washed

with sponges, gloated over by the aforementioned tourists, and placed on

a car of the tiny railway system laid through the ruins. Natives, in

number sufficient to have moved one of Karnak’s mighty pillars, tailed

out on the rope attached to the car, and, moving to the rhythm of a

weird Arabic song of rejoicing, dragged the new find through the temple

and deposited it at the feet of the aged Frenchman.

As evening fell, I turned back to the Hotel Economica. Several

“comrades” had gathered, but neither they nor Pietro could give me

information concerning the land across the Nile, which I proposed to

visit next day. The Greek knew naught of the ruins of Thebes, save the

anecdote of a former guest, who had attempted the excursion and returned

wild with thirst, mumbling an incoherent tale of having floundered in

seas of sand.

“For our betters,” said Pietro, in the softened Italian in which he

chose to address me. “For the rich ladies and gentlemen who can ride on

donkeys and be guarded by many dragomans, a visit to Thebes is very

well. But common folk like you and I! Bah! We are not wanted there. They

would send no army to look for _us_ if we disappeared in the desert.

Besides, you must have a ticket to see anything.”

I drew from my pocket the folders of the Egyptian tourist companies. A

party from the Anglo-Saxon steamer, tied up before the temple of Luxor,

was scheduled to leave for an excursion to Thebes in the morning. What

easier plan than to shadow these more fortunate nomads?

Fearful of being left behind, I rose at dawn and hastened away to the

bazaars to make provision for the day—bread-cakes for hunger and oranges

for thirst. A native boatman, denied a fee of ten piastres, accepted

one, and set me down on the western bank. The shrill screams of a troop

of donkey boys, embarking their animals below the temple, greeted the

rising sun. Not long after their landing a vanguard of three veiled and

helmeted tourists stepped ashore, and, mounting as many animals, sped

away into the trackless desert. I followed them as swiftly as was

consistent with faranchee dignity until the last resounding whack of a

donkey boy’s stave came faintly to my ear; then sat down to await the

next section. The inhabitants of a mud village swooped down upon me,

and, convinced that I had fallen from my donkey, sought to force upon me

a score of wabbly-kneed beasts. My refusal to choose one of these “ver’

cheap, ver’ fine” animals was taken as an attempt at facetiousness,

which it was to their interests as prospective beneficiaries to roar at

with delight. When the supposed canard waxed serious, their mirth turned

to virulence, and I was in a fair way to be mounted by force when the

steamer party rode down upon us.

’Twas an inspiring sight. The half-mile train of donkeys that trailed

off across the desert was bestridden by every condition of Anglo-Saxon

from raw-boned scientists and diaphanous maidens to the corpulent

matrons and mighty masses of self-made men whose incessantly belabored

animals brought up the rear. I kept pace with the band and even

outstripped the stragglers. After an hour’s swift march, that left me

dripping with perspiration, the party dismounted to inspect a temple.

Gates were there none, and what two guardians could examine the tickets

of such a band all at once? I had satisfied my antiquarian tastes before

an observant dragoman pointed me out to the officials, and my consequent

exit gave me just the time needed to empty the sand from my slippers

before the cavalcade set off again.

[Illustration: The main entrance to the ruins of Karnak]

The sharp ascent to the Tombs of the Kings was more irksome to an

over-burdened ass than to a pedestrian. Even though the jeering donkey

boys succeeded in pocketing me in the narrow gorges, it was I who

carried news of the advancing throng to the gate of the mausoleum. A

native lieutenant of police was on hand to offer assistance to the

keeper against the unticketed. But the lieutenant spoke Italian, and was

so delighted to find that he could hold converse with me without being

understood by the surrounding rabble, that he gave me permission to

enter, in face of the gate tender’s protest.

Sufficiently orientated now to find my way alone, I took silent leave of

the party and struck southward towards a precipitous cliff of stone and

sand. To pass this barrier the bedonkeyed must make a circuit of many

miles. Clinging to crack and crevice, I began the ascent. Halfway up, a

roar of voices sounded from the plain below. I groped for a safer hand

hold and looked down. About the lieutenant at the foot of the cliff was

grouped the official party, gazing upward, confirmed now, no doubt, in

their earlier suspicion that I was some madman at large. Before their

circuit of the mountain had well begun, I had reached the summit above

the goal from which they were separated by many a weary mile.

The view that spread out from the rarely visited spot might well have

awakened the envy of the tourists below. North and south, unadorned by a

vestige of verdure, stretched the Lybian range, deep vermilion in the

valleys, the salient peaks splashed blood-red by the homicidal sunshine.

Below bourgeoned the plain of Thebes, its thick green carpet weighted

down by a few fellaheen villages and the ponderous playthings of an

ancient civilization. As the eye wandered, a primeval saying took on new

meaning:—“Egypt is the Nile.” Tightly to the life-giving river,

distinctly visible in this marvelous atmosphere for a hundred miles,

clung the slender land of Egypt, a spotless ribbon of richest green,

following every contour of the Father of Waters. All else was but a

limitless sea of yellow, choking sand.

I descended to the Tomb of Queen Hatasu and spent the afternoon among

the ruins on the edge of the plain. Arriving alone and unannounced, I

had little difficulty in entering where I chose. For were the guardian

not asleep, I had only to refuse to understand his Arabic and his

excited gestures, until I had examined each monument to my heart’s

content. I had passed the Colossi of Memnon before the tourists, jaded

and drooping from a day in the saddle, overtook me, and I made headway

against them to the bank of the river. There they shook me off, however.

The dragomans in charge of the party snarled in anger when I offered to

pay for the privilege of embarking in the company boat. There was

nothing else to do, much as I rebelled against the recrimination, but to

be ferried over with the donkeys.

I departed, next day, by the narrow-gauge railway to Assuan, and reached

that watering place of the first cataract in time to grace the afternoon

concert. Pietro’s retreat is the last of the chain. Nearly six hundred

miles, now, from the headquarters of die Kunde, I was reduced again to a

native inn and the companionship of a half-barbaric horde. It was no

such palace as housed my fellow-countrymen on Elephantine Island; but

the bedroom on the roof was airy, and the bawling of a muezzin in the

minaret above summoned forth no other faranchee to witness the gorgeous

birth of a new day.

Some miles beyond Assuan lay the new barrage, where work was plentiful.

Just how far, I could not know; still less that it was connected with

the village by rail. From morning until high noon, I clawed my way along

the ragged cliffs overhanging the impoverished cataract, ere I came in

sight of the vast barrier that has robbed it of its waters. Among the

rocks of what was once the bed of the Nile, sat a dozen wooden shanties.

From the largest, housing the superintendent, came sounds of revelry out

of all keeping with the gigantic task at hand. It transpired, however,

that this was no ordinary dinner-hour festival. I had arrived, as so

often before, mal à propos.

“Work?” gurgled the superintendent, handing back my papers, “The bloody

work is off the slate, Yank.”

Was it the Egyptian sun that had made him so merry? Perhaps. But there

was more than one bottle, blown with the name of Rheims, scattered in

the sand before the hut.

“Yesh,” confided the Englishman, “she’s all over, old cock. We’re goin’

down in the morning. A few dago masons and the coolies will mess about a

few weeks more; but all these lads are, hick—‘Sailin’ ’ome to merry

England; never more to roam,’” and his voiced pitched and stumbled over

the well-known melody. “But the man that comes up to work in this

murderin’ sun should be paid for it, boys, even if it’s only a bloomin’

intention. ’Ere, lads, pass the ’at for the Yank. ’E can’t go ’ome

to-mor—” but I was gone.

I was still the proud possessor of fifty piastres. That sum could not

carry me down to the Mediterranean; for the fare by train to Cairo was

sixty-five, and the steamer rate of forty-five did not include food.

Moreover, ’tis the true vagabond spirit to push on until the last

resource is exhausted; and what a reputation I might win among the Kunde

by outstripping the best weaver of Märchen among them!

The railway was ended, but steamers departed twice a week from Shellal,

above the barrage. At the landing a swarm of natives were loading a

dilapidated barge, and a native agent was dozing behind the bars of a

home-made ticket office.

“Yes,” he yawned, in answer to my query, “there is to-night leaving

steamer. Soon be here. The fare is two hundred and fifty piastres.”

“Two hun—” I gasped. “Why, that must be first-class.”

“Yes, very first class. But gentleman not wish travel second class?”

“Certainly not. Give me a third-class ticket.”

The Egyptian fell on his feet and stared at me through the grill.

“What say gentleman? Third-class! No! No! Not go third-class.

Second-class one hundred and eighty piastres, very poor.”

“But there _is_ a third-class, isn’t there?”

“Third-class go. Forty piastres. But only for Arabs. White man never go

third-class. Not give food, not give sleep, not ride on steamer; ride on

barge there, tied with steamer with string. All gentlemen telling me

must have European food. Gentlemen not sleep with boxes and horses on

barge? Very Arab; very stink—”

“Yes, I know; but give me a third-class ticket,” I interrupted, counting

out forty piastres.

The native blinked, sat down dejectedly on his stool, and, with a sigh

of resignation, reached for a ticket. Suddenly his face lighted up and

he pushed my money back to me.

“If white man go third-class,” he crowed, “must have pass of Soudan

gover’ment. Not can sell ticket without.”

“But how can I get a pass before I am in the Soudan?”

“There is living English colonel with fort, far side Assuan.”

I hurried away to the railway station. The fare to Assuan was a few

cents, and one train ran each way during the afternoon. But it made the

up-trip first! I struck out on the railroad, raced through Assuan, and

tore my way through the jungle to the fort, three miles below the

village. A squad of khaki-clad black men flourished their bayonets

uncomfortably near my ribs. I bawled out my errand in Arabic, and an

officer waved the sentinels aside.

“The colonel is sleeping now,” he said; “come this evening.”

“But I want a pass for this evening’s steamer.”

“We cannot wake the colonel.”

“Is there no one else who can sign the order?”

“Only the colonel. Come this evening.”

Order or no order, I would not be red-taped out of a journey into the

Soudan. I readjusted my knapsack and pranced off for the third time on

the ten-mile course between Assuan and Shellal. Night was falling as I

sped through the larger village. When I stepped aside for the

down-train, my legs wobbled under me like two pneumatic supports from

which half the air had escaped. The screech of a steamboat whistle

resounded through the Nile valley as I came in sight of the lights of

Shellal. I broke into a run, falling, now and then, on the uneven

ground. The sky was clear, but there was no moon and the night was black

despite the stars. The deck hands were already casting off the shore

lines of the barge, and the steamer was churning the shallow water. I

pulled off my coat, threw it over my head, after the fashion in which

the fellah wears his gown after nightfall, and, thus slightly disguised,

dashed towards the ticket office.

“A ticket to Wady Haifa,” I gasped in Arabic, striving to imitate the

apologetic tone of an Egyptian peasant. For once I saw a native move

with something like haste. The agent glanced at the money, snatched a

ticket, and thrust it through the bars, crying: “Hurry up, the boat is

go—” but the white hand that clutched the ticket betrayed me. The agent

sprang to the door with a howl, “Stop! It’s the faranchee! Come back—”

I caught up my knapsack as I ran, made a flying leap at the slowly

receding barge, and landed on all fours under the feet of a troop of

horses.

The Arab who stood grinning at me as I picked myself up was evidently

the only man on the craft who had witnessed my hurried embarkation. He

was dressed in native garb, save for a tightly buttoned khaki jacket.

His legs were bare, his feet thrust into low, red slippers. About his

head was wound an ample turban of red and white checks, on either cheek

were the scars of three long parallel gashes, and in the top of his

right ear hung a large silver ring.

[Illustration: The Egyptian fellah dwells in a hut of reeds and mud]

The scars and ring announced him a Nubian; the jacket, a corporal of

cavalry; the bridle in his hand, custodian of the horses; and any

blockhead must have known that he answered to the name of Maghmoód. We

became boon companions, Maghmoód and I, before the journey ended. By

night we shared the same blanket; by day he would have divided the

contents of his saddlebags with me, had not the black men who trooped

down to each landing with baskets of native food made that sacrifice

unnecessary. He spun tales of his campaigns with Kitchener in a

clear-cut Arabic that even a faranchee must have understood, and, save

for the five periods each day when he stood barefooted at his prayers,

was as pleasant a companion as any denizen of the western world could

have been.

When morning broke I climbed a rickety ladder to the upper deck. It was

so densely packed from rail to rail with huddled Arabs that a poodle

could not have found room to sit on his haunches. I mounted still higher

and came out upon the roof of the barge, an uncumbered promenade from

which I could survey the vast panorama of the Nile.

Its banks were barren, now. The fertile strips of green, fed by the

shaduf and the sakka, had been left behind with the land of Egypt.

Except for a few tiny oases, the aggressive desert had pushed its way to

the very water’s edge, here sloping down in beaches of softest sand,

there falling sheer into the stream in rugged, verdureless cliffs. Yet

somewhere in this yellow wilderness a hardy people found sustenance. Now

and then a peasant waved a hand or a tattered flag from the shore, and

the steamer ran her nose high up on the beach to pick up the bale of

produce he had rolled down the slope. With every landing a group of

tawny barbarians sprang up from a sandy nowhere to slash from the

gorgeous sunlight fantastic shadows as black as their own leathery

skins.

On the level with my promenade deck was that of the first-class

passengers. There were no English-speaking travelers among them. Half

the party were priests of the Eastern Church, phlegmatic, robust men in

long black gowns and a headdress like an inverted “stovepipe,” beneath

which a tangled thicket of hair and beard left barely more than nose and

eyes visible. The laymen, evidently, were of the same faith. They took

part in the religious services, and their speech was redundant with the

softened S of modern Greek.

Maghmoód, perhaps, betrayed my confidences. At any rate, the

oily-skinned Armenian who accosted me from the steamer in execrable

French knew more of my affairs than I had told to anyone but the

cavalryman.

“My friends have been wondering,” he began, abruptly, “how you will find

work in the Soudan if you have not money enough to go to Khartum, where

the work is? We are all going to Khartum. The venerable patriarch there,

with the longest beard, is the head of our church in Africa, going there

to look after the Greeks. You should come too.”

Several times during the afternoon, he returned to ply me with

questions. As we halted before the cliff-hewn temple of Abu Simbel, I

descended to the lower deck to pose Maghmoód for a picture. He had just

called up Mecca, however, and before he deigned to notice my existence,

a voice sounded above me:—“Faranchee, taala hena.” I looked up to see

the servant of the Armenian beckoning to me from the upper deck.

“All the cabin passengers have been saying,” maundered the master, when

I reached the roof of the barge, “that you must get to Khartum. We were

about to take up a collection to buy you a ticket when the venerable

patriarch showed us a better plan. He is in need of a servant who can

write English and French. Of course, he is very rich, like all the head

patriarchs, and he will, perhaps, pay you much. If he does not need you

when he gets to Khartum, there is plenty of work there. Come with me to

the cabin.”

The “venerable patriarch” spoke only his native tongue. One of his

attendant priests, however, was well versed in Italian, and through him

his chief dictated a letter to the English mudir of Wady Halfa, and a

second to the French consul at Assiut. Neither epistle contained matter

of international importance. I half suspected that my employment was

little more than charity in disguise; yet the Greek assured me that my

services were indispensable. Who knows? But for the force of

circumstances, I might still be gracing the suite of the patriarch of

Africa.

We tied up at Wady Halfa after nightfall. The first man to cross the

gang plank was an English officer bearing an order forbidding any one to

land. A telegram from Assuan announced the outbreak of the plague, and

the steamer was to be held in quarantine.

A loud-voiced protest rose from the Greeks. The train to Khartum was to

depart soon, and the service is not hourly in the Soudan. A swift

correspondence took place between the steamer and the mudiria. The

priests were permitted to disembark. The laymen revolted against such

discrimination and were soon released. Within a half-hour, the

second-class passengers followed after them; and, with no man of

influence left on board, the steamer slipped her moorings and tied up in

the middle of the river at the foot of the second cataract.

We were landed early next morning and the Armenian, in company with

three Greek residents, met me at the top of the bank.

“The patriarch has made this man your guardian,” he explained, pointing

to one of his companions. “He is keeper of the Hotel Tewfekieh. He has

your third-class ticket to Khartum, and you will live with him until you

leave.”

It was then Thursday morning. The next train was scheduled to leave on

Saturday night. In two days I had more than exhausted the sights of Wady

Halfa, and time hung heavily on my hands. Until my meeting with the

Greeks, I had never dreamed of proceeding beyond the second cataract.

The sun-baked city of Omdurman teemed with interest, perhaps; but a

sweltering two-day journey across the desert was no pleasant

anticipation. Moreover, half my allotted time had already passed, and my

trip around the globe was by no means half completed. Unfortunately, my

worldly wealth, if it was my own, was tied up in a bit of cardboard in

the possession of my host. It was a small fortune, too, more than ten

dollars. Had I been the possessor of half that amount, I should have

turned back to Port Saïd forthwith. The good patriarch, certainly, would

shed no tears of regret if I failed to appear before him on Tuesday

morning. My “guardian,” too, always spoke of the ticket as _my_

property, and would, no doubt, relinquish it if I could offer a

reasonable excuse for turning back. But I could not, and who should say

that the railway company would refund the money if I could.

I had, therefore, resolved to carry out the plan as first proposed,

when, one afternoon, a native soldier broke in on my musing and summoned

me to the office of the commissioner of customs.

“I hear you’re going to Khartum,” said that official. “You know you must

have a pass from the mudir. Thought I’d tell you so you wouldn’t get

held up at the last moment. The mudiria is closed now, but as soon as it

opens, you can get a pass all right.”

“Hope not,” I muttered, as I turned away.

The next morning a servant in a turban of daring color-scheme ushered me

into the office of Governor Parsons, Pasha, raised his palms to his

forehead, and withdrew. The mudir was a slight, yet sturdy Englishman of

that frank, energetic type which the British government seems singularly

fortunate in choosing as rulers of her dependencies abroad. My

application for a pass awakened within him no suspicion of my real

desire. He jotted down my answers on the official blank before him as if

this granting of permission to ragged adventurers to enter a territory

so lately pacified were but a part of his daily routine.

“Name? Birthplace? Nationality? Age? Profession?” He read the questions

in a dispassionate voice that quickly dispelled my hope of having the

official ban raised against me. “Purpose in going to Khartum? Probable

length of stay?”

Oh, well, it did not matter. There would be a satisfaction in having

penetrated so far into Africa, and I could trust to fortune to bring me

down again.

“I see no reason to refuse you a passport,” said the mudir, in his

deliberate, clear-cut enunciation. “By the way, one other question which

the law requires me to ask. Of course you have sufficient means to

support yourself in Khartum, or to pay your way down again?”

“I’ve got three piastres,” I answered, striving to conceal the joy

within me.

“What! No more?”

He turned the paper meditatively in his fingers.

“As a rule, we do not grant passports to those who may by any chance

find themselves unprovided for. It is a precaution necessary for the

protection of the individual, for Khartum is a far-call from

civilization. But then, I am not going to keep you back if you wish to

go. I have an infinite faith, justified by years of observation, in the

ability of a sailor, especially a young chap, to take care of himself.”

He pressed his official seal on a red pad and examined it intently.

Fate, evidently, was bent on sending me to Khartum. I resolved to take a

more active hand in the game.

“Well, a couple of chaps I was talkin’ with in Wady give the place a

tough name, too, sir,” I began. “You see, I didn’t know that when I was

down below, and since then I’ve been thinkin’, sir, that it would be a

bad port to get on the beach in.”

“And these Greeks, are you certain they will employ you? Did they give

their address?”

“They didn’t give no address, sir, only said they was goin’ to Khartum.

I was thinkin’ it would be better to get down to Port Saïd and ship out,

instead of goin’ up. But the ticket’s already bought, sir, an’—”

[Illustration: Arab passengers on the Nile steamer. Except for their

prayers, they scarcely move once a day]

[Illustration: The Greek patriarch whose secretary I became—temporarily]

“Oh,” smiled the mudir, “that will offer no difficulty. It is a

government railway and I can give you a note to the A. T. M., requesting

him to refund you the price of the ticket. On the whole, after what you

have said, I think I had better refuse you a pass.”

He tore up the blank slowly and, pulling out an official pad, wrote an

order to the railway official. I tucked it in my pocket and returned to

the hotel.

“What’s the matter?” cried the Armenian, as I sat down with sorrowful

face in a corner of the pool room.

“The mudir has refused me a pass to Khartum,” I sighed.

“Refused you a pass?” echoed the Armenian, turning to the Greeks that

had gathered around us.

Cries of sympathy sounded on all sides.

“Never mind,” purred the interpreter, patting me on the shoulder,

“Khartum isn’t much and the patriarch will get along somehow without

you.”

“Yes, but there’s no work here to earn my fare down the river.”

The remark precipitated a long debate. At last, the interpreter turned

to me with a smiling face.

“We have it!” he cried. “As the mudir has refused you permission,

perhaps he will refund you the price of the ticket if you go and ask

him? That will be enough—”

“But the ticket isn’t mine,” I protested.

“Not yours?” cried the Armenian, “what nonsense! Of course it’s yours.

Whose else is it? The patriarch didn’t pay you anything else for your

work! Certainly, it’s your ticket.”

He took it from the sad-eyed hotel keeper and thrust it into my hand.

“Now run over to the mudiria and ask the governor if he can’t fix it so

you can get the money back.”

I ran—past the mudir’s office and into that of the traffic manager. He

was a young Englishman of the type of those who, according to Pia, “have

nothing much to do with their money.”

“Do you think,” he asked, as he handed me the price of the ticket, “that

two quid will carry you down to Port Saïd?”

“Sure,” I replied.

“I’m afraid it won’t,” he went on; “better have another quid.”

He thrust his hand into his pocket and drew out a handful of gold.

“No, I’m fixed all right,” I protested.

“Go ahead, man; take it,” he insisted, holding out a sovereign. “Many a

one I’ve had shoved on me when I was down and out.”

“No, I’m all right,” I repeated.

“Well, here,” said the manager; “I’m going to make you out a check on my

bank in Cairo for a couple of quid. I think you’ll need it. If you

don’t, chuck it in the canal and no harm done. We chaps never want to

see a man on the rocks, you know.”

He filled out the check as he talked, and, in spite of my protest,

tucked it into one of my pockets. I acknowledged my thanks; but months

afterward I scattered the pieces of that bit of paper on the highway of

another clime.

Late that night I departed from Wady Halfa, reaching Assuan on Monday

morning. On the following day I boarded the steamer _Cleopatra_, of the

Cook Line, as a deck passenger, and drifted lazily down the Nile for

five days, landing here and there with the tourists of the upper deck to

visit a temple or a mud village. At the Asile Rudolph, Cap Stevenson

welcomed me with open arms, but “the union” was wrapped in mourning.

Pia, the erudite, had departed, no man knew when nor whither. The end of

the Cairo season was at hand. All its social favorites were turning

their faces towards other lands. I called on the superintendent of

railways to remind him of his promise, and, armed with a pass to Port

Saïd, bade the capital farewell.

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