CHAPTER VIII

THE WILDS OF PALESTINE

The sun, rising red and clear next morning, put to rout even the

protests of Nehmé and Shukry against my departure on Sunday. Elias

sorrowfully said farewell at the mission gate. The teachers, carrying

between them a package at which they cast mysterious glances now and

then, conducted me to the foot of the Nazarene range. Pointing out a

guiding mountain peak that rose above Gineen, far across the trackless

plain of Esdraelon, they bade me good-by almost tearfully, thrust the

package into my hands, and turned back up the mountain pass. Half

certain of what the bundle contained, I did not open it until noonday

overtook me, well out on the plain. Inside was a goodly supply of

gkebis, oranges, native cheeses, and black olives; and at the bottom, a

bundle of home-made cigarettes, and a package of “arabee,” with a book

of papers.

Late afternoon brought me to the edge of Esdraelon. A veritable garden

spot, covered with graceful palms and waving pomegranates and perfumed

with the fragrance of orange and lemon groves, covered the lower slope

of the peak that had been my phare. Back of the garden stood the

fanatical town of Gineen. The appearance of a defenseless unbeliever in

their midst aroused its inhabitants to scowls and curses, and a few

stones from a group of youngsters at a corner of the bazaar rattled in

the streets behind me. My letter was addressed in native script. The

squatting shopkeeper to whom I displayed it attempted to scowl me out of

countenance, then, recalling his duty of hospitality towards whoever

should enter his dwelling, called a passing urchin and, mumbling a few

words to him, bade me follow. The urchin mounted the sloping

market-place, made several unexpected turnings, and, pointing out a

large house surrounded by a forbidding stone wall, scampered away like

one accustomed to take no chances of future damnation by lingering at

the entrance to a Christian hotbed.

I clanged the heavy knocker until the sound echoed up and down the

adjoining streets, and, receiving no response, sat down on the curb. A

well-dressed native wandered by and I displayed the letter. He glared at

it, muttered “etnashar săă” (twelve o’clock, i. e., nightfall by Arabic

reckoning) and continued his way. From time to time visitors paused at

neighboring gates or house doors and, standing in the center of the

street, lifted up their voices in mournful wails that endured long

enough to have given the wailer’s pedigree from the time of Noah; and

were finally admitted. Beggars made the rounds, wailing longer and more

mournfully than the others, seldom ceasing until a few bread-sheets or

coppers were tossed out to them. Bands of females, whose veils may have

covered great beauty or the hideous visages of hags, drew up in a circle

round me now and then to discuss my personal attractions, and to fill me

with the creepy feeling one might experience at a visit of the White

Caps or the Klu-Klux Klan.

Full two hours I had squatted against the wall when an old man, in

European garb, slowly ascended the street, mumbling to himself as he ran

through his fingers a string of yellow beads. He paused at the gate and

pulled out a key. I sprang to my feet and handed him the letter. He read

it with something of a scowl and, motioning to me to wait, went inside.

A long delay followed. At last the gate groaned and gave exit to the

ugliest creature in the Arab world. He was a youth of about twenty, as

long as a day without bread, and too thin to deflect a ray of light. His

shoulders were bowed until his head stuck out at right angles to his

body; his long, yellow teeth protruded from his lips; in his one eye was

the gleam of the rascal; and his very attitude stamped him as one who

hated faranchees with a deadly hatred. Around his lank form hung a

half-dozen long, flowing garments as from a hat-rack, and on his head

was the coiffure of the Bedouin.

I caught enough of his snarling harangue to know that he was a family

domestic ordered to conduct me to the servants’ quarters. On the

opposite side of the long street he unlocked a battered door, and

admitted me to a hovel furnished with a moth-eaten divan and a pan of

dead coals. A dapper young native entered soon after and addressed me in

fluent French.

“My family is in a sad situation,” he explained; “we are friends of the

Kawar and so always the friends of his friends. But we are the only

Christians in Gineen and so we can only give you servant quarters.” His

train of reasoning was not particularly clear. “But you must not stay in

Gineen to-night. If you wait until to-morrow, you must go on alone and

in the mountains are Bedouins who every day catch travelers, and fill

their eyes and mouths and noses with sand, and drag them around by a

rope, and cut them up in small pieces, and scatter them all around! You

must go to-night, with the mail-train. Then you will be safe.”

“I’ve tramped all day,” I protested; “I’ll find lodgings in the town if

I am inconveniencing your family.”

“Mon Dieu!” shrieked the young man; “there you would be cut to pieces in

an hour! Gineen hates Christians. If you stop here, they will beat my

family—”

His distress, real or feigned, was so acute that I assented at last to

his plan. He ordered the misshapen servant to bring me supper, and

departed.

The living caricature followed his master and returned with a bowl of

lentils and several “side dishes.” With him appeared two companions,

almost as unprepossessing of mien as himself; and he had no sooner

placed the food on the floor than all three squatted around it and,

clawing with both hands, made way with the meal so rapidly that I had

barely time to snatch a few mouthfuls. When the last scrap had

disappeared, the newcomers fell to licking out the bowls. The elongated

servant set up the wailing monotony that is the Arabic notion of a song,

and, swaying back and forth and thrusting out his misplaced fangs in a

fixed leer, he continued for an unbroken two hours a performance which

the roars of mirth from his mates proved was no compliment to

faranchees.

Towards nine in the evening he turned his fellow-rascals into the

street, and motioning to me to take up my knapsack, dived out into the

night. By good fortune I managed to keep at his heels without splitting

my head on the huts among which he dodged and doubled in an effort to

shake me off before we arrived at the mail-train khan. The keeper was a

bitter enemy of unbelievers and admitted me only under protest, and with

a steady flow of vile oaths that was unchecked as long as I remained in

the building. My guide deposited his cadaverous frame on a heap of chaff

and took up his song of derision and his leering where he had left off.

At the appearance of the mail train the song ceased, and the singer,

having briefly stated the desire of his master, disappeared. The snarls

of the servant and the khan-keeper had been friendly greetings compared

with those of the three drivers of the mail train. To all appearances

they were more to be feared than capture by sand-stuffing Bedouins; but

my sponsor was a man of higher caste than mere muleteers and would

surely in some degree hold them responsible for my safe arrival—so it

seemed—and I determined to stick to the plan. Of the four mules that

made up the train, one was saddled with the mail-sacks and, at a signal

from the leader, the driver sprang astride the others. The khan door

opened, letting in a cutting draught of January air, and I followed the

party outside, fully expecting to be offered a mount. The train,

however, kept steadily on. The hindmost Arab signed to me to grasp the

crupper of his mule; then he cut the animal across the flanks perilously

near my fingers. Only then did the truth burst upon me. Instead of

letting me ride, as certainly the Christian had expected them to do, the

rascals had taken this golden opportunity to reverse the usual order of

things Oriental. The true believers would serenely bestride their

animals and the faranchee might trot behind like a Damascus donkey-boy.

I fancied I heard several chuckles of delight, half-smothered in blatant

curses.

The night was as black as a Port Saïd coaling nigger. In the first few

rods I lost my footing more than once and barked my shins on a dozen

boulders. The practical joke of the Arabs, however, was not ended. Once

far enough from the khan to make a return difficult, the leader shouted

an order, the three struck viciously at their animals, and with a rattle

of small stones against the boulders away went the party at full gallop.

I lost my grip on the crupper, broke into a run in an attempt to keep

the pace, slipped and slid on the stones, struck a slope that I had not

made out in the darkness, and stumbling halfway up it on my hands and

knees, sprawled at full length over a boulder.

I sat up and listened until the tinkle of the pack-mule’s bell died away

on the night air; then rose to grope my way back to the khan. It was

closed and locked. By some rare fortune I found my way to the street in

which the Christian lived and pushed open the door of the hovel. The

room was unoccupied, though the lighted wick of a tallow lamp showed

that the servant had returned. I spread out three of the four blankets

folded away on the divan and lay down. A moment later the walking

mizzenmast entered, leaped sidewise as though he saw the ghost of a

forgotten victim, and spreading the remaining blanket in the most

distant corner, curled up with all his multifarious garb upon him. I

rose to blow out the light, but the Arab set up a howl of abject terror

that might have been heard on the northern wall of Esdraelon, and I

desisted.

The route between Gineen and Nablous was in strange contrast to that of

the day before, much like a sudden transition from Holland to an

uncivilized Tyrol. Directly back of the fanatical town lay range after

range of rocky peaks, half covered with tangled forests of oak and

terebinth. A pathway there was, but it indicated little travel, and

broke up now and then into forking trails from which I could only choose

at random. Against a mountain side, here and there clung a black-hide

village of roving Bedouins. These were the tribes which, if rumor was to

be believed, busied themselves with corralling lone Christians and

scattering their remains among the wooded valleys. To-day, however, they

were engaged in a no more awful vocation than the tending of a few

decimated flocks of fat-tailed sheep.

Late in the morning I came in sight of the mud village of Dothan. A

well-marked path marched boldly up to the first hovel, ran close along

its wall, swung round behind the building, and ended. It neither broke

up into small paths nor led to an opening in the earth; it merely

vanished into thin air as if the hovel were the station of some aërial

line. A score of giant mongrels, coming down upon me from the hill

above, gave me little time for reflection. Luckily—for my clothing, at

least—there lay within reach a long-handled kettle such as natives use

in boiling lentils; and half the mangy population of the village,

tumbling down the slope to gaze upon the unprecedented sight of a lone

faranchee in their midst, beheld him laying about him right merrily. Not

one of the villagers made the least attempt to call off the curs. It was

the usual Arab case of every man’s dog no man’s dog.

The village above was a crowded collection of dwellings of the same

design as those of the Esquimaux, with mud substituted for snow, perched

on a succession of rock ledges that rose one above the other. The human

mongrels inside them answered my inquiries with snarls and curses, one

old hag exerting herself to the extent of rising to spit at me through

her toothless gums. Wherever a narrow passageway gave suggestion of a

trail I scrambled up the jagged faces of the rock ledges in an effort to

find the route. As well might a landlubber have attempted to pick out

the fore-royal halyards. Regularly I brought up in back yards where

several human kennels choked the ground with their sewerage and the air

with their smoke, and the reward of every scramble was several gashes in

my hands and volleys of curses from the disturbed householders.

I caught sight at length of a peasant astride an ass, tacking back and

forth through the town, but mounting steadily higher. Shadowing him, I

came out upon an uninhabited ledge above. The precipitous path beyond

was but a forerunner of the entire day’s journey. Over the range I

overtook the peasant, and not far beyond a horseman burst out of a

tributary cut and joined us. The peasant carried a cudgel and a long,

blunt knife, and seemed quite anxious to keep both in a position that

would attract attention. The horseman, in half-civilian, half-military

trappings, carried two pistols and a dagger in his belt, a sword at his

side, and a long, slim gun across his shoulders. The countryman offered

me a mount, but, as his beast was scarcely my equal in weight, I

contented myself with trudging at the heels of the animals.

About noon, in a narrow plateau, we came upon an open well from which a

party of Bedouins, that I should not have chosen to meet alone,

scattered at sight of the officer. My companions tethered their animals

on the lip of grass and drew out their dinners. The officer knelt beside

the well with a pot; but the water was out of reach of his corpulent and

much-garbed form, and the peasant being of the Tom Thumb variety, I won

the eloquent gratitude of both by coming to the rescue. Vainly I

struggled to do away with the food that was thrust upon me from either

side. The officer was, evidently, a man of wide experience and

savoir-faire. Not only did he display no great astonishment at the

faranchee manner of eating, but he owned a mysterious machine that

filled the peasant with speechless awe. The mystery was none other than

an alcohol lamp! Not until the coffee was prepared could the countryman

be enticed within ten feet of it. But once having summoned up courage to

touch the apparatus, he fell upon it like a child upon a mechanical toy

and examined its inner workings so thoroughly that the officer spent a

half-hour in fitting it together again.

During the afternoon the peasant turned aside to his village, and not

far beyond, the horseman lost his way. I could not but speculate on the

small chance I should have had alone on a route which eluded a native

well acquainted with the country. We had followed for some distance a

wild gorge which, ending abruptly, offered us on one side an impassable

jungle of rocks and trees, and on the other a precipitous slope covered

for hundreds of feet above with loose shale and rubble. The officer

dismounted and squatted contentedly on his haunches. In the course of an

hour, during which my companion had not once moved except to roll

several cigarettes, a bedraggled _fellah_ approached and replied to the

officer’s question by pointing up the unwooded slope. Three times the

horse essayed the climb, only to slide helplessly to the bottom. The

Arab handed me his gun and, dismounting, sought to lead the steed up the

slope by tacking back and forth across it. Several times the animal fell

on its haunches and tobogganed down the hill, dragging the cavalryman

after him. The gun soon weighed me down like a cannon; but we reached

the summit at last, and were glad to stretch ourselves out on the solid

rock surface of the wind-swept peak.

The officer spread out food between us. To the southward lay a panorama

that rivaled the prospect from the summit of Jebel es Sihk. Two ranges

of haggard mountains, every broken peak as distinct in individuality as

though each were fearful of being charged with imitation of its fellows,

raced side by side to the southeast. Between them lay a wild tangle of

rocks and small forests through which a swift stream fought its way,

deflected far to the southward in its struggle towards the Mediterranean

by the rounded base of the mountain beneath us. Over all the scene

hovered utter desolation and solitude, as of an undiscovered world

innumerable leagues distant from any human habitation.

For an hour we followed the trend of the stream far below, rounding

several peaks and gradually descending. The path became a bit more

distinct; but our surroundings lost none of their savage aspect, and as

far as the eye could see appeared neither man, beast, nor fowl. Suddenly

the cavalryman, rounding a jutting boulder before me, reined in his

horse with an excited jerk, and, grasping his sword, pointed with the

scabbard across the valley. “Nablous!” he shouted. I hastened to his

side. On a small plateau far below us, and moated by the rushing stream,

in a setting of haggard wilderness, stood a city, a real city, with

street after street of closely packed stone buildings of very modern

architecture. Like a regiment drawn up in close ranks, the houses

presented on four sides an unwavering line; inside there was not an open

space, outside hardly a shepherd’s shelter.

We wound down the mountain path to an ancient stone bridge that led

directly into the city. A squad of those ragged, half-starved soldiers

indigenous to the Turkish empire would have stopped me at the gate but

for my companion, who, with a wave of the hand, drove them off. Without

prelude we plunged into the seething life of the bazaars. The streets

were as narrow, as intricate, and as numerous as those of Damascus; but

their novelty lay in the fact that they were nearly everywhere vaulted

over, and one had the sensation of strolling through a crowded subway

from which rails and cars were lacking. The shoes of the horse rang

sharp and metallic against the cobblestones as the animal plowed his way

through the jabbering multitude, and by keeping close at his heels, I

escaped the returning waves of humanity that rebounded from the unbroken

line of shops on either side of the narrow passages to fill our wake.

The cavalryman dismounted before a shop that minutely resembled its

neighbors, handed the reins to a keeper who advanced to meet him, and

urgently invited me to spend the night in the inn above. My Nazarene

friends, however, had intrusted me with personal epistles, which I felt

in duty bound to deliver.

The addressee was one Iskander Saaba, a Nazarene school teacher. His

house was not nearly so easily found as the proof that the inhabitants

of Nablous were fanatical, unreasonable haters of Christians. In the

cities of Asia Minor the streets are neither named nor the houses

numbered. Mr. Smith, you learn, lives near the house of Mr. Jones. If

you pursue the investigation further you may gather the information that

Mr. Jones lives not far from the house of Mr. Smith, and all the raving

of western impatience will not gain you more. A few yards from the inn a

water carrier and a baker’s boy struck me simultaneously in the ribs

with their respective burdens. A wayward donkey, bestrided by a leering

wretch, ran me down. A tradesman carrying a heavy beam turned a corner

just in time to give me a distinct view of a starry firmament in a

vaulted passageway. These things, of course, were purely accidental. But

when three stout rascals grasped the knapsack across my shoulders and

clung to it until I had kicked one of them into a neighboring shop, and

a corner street vendor went out of his way to step on my heels, I could

not so readily excuse them. As long as I remained in the teeming bazaars

these sneaking injuries continued. Wherever I stopped a crowd quickly

gathered and showed their enmity openly by jostling against me, by

reviling the whole faranchee race, and even by spitting on my nether

garments.

In a residential district my inquiries were answered at last, and I was

soon welcomed with true Arabian hospitality by Iskander Saaba. A most

pleasant evening I spent in the dwelling of the youthful teacher, a cosy

house adjoining the mission school, the windows of which looked down on

the roaring river far beneath. The family and a white-haired native,

whom Saaba introduced as “my assistance in the school,” plied me with

questions ranging from the age of my grandfather to the income of my

various cousins, and gasped when I pleaded ignorance. But these things

were but harmless examples of the frankness of the Arab, at which only

an underfed mortal could have taken offense.

A steady rain was falling next morning and my host awoke me with the old

saw—“To-morrow is just as good a day as to-day.” When I had convinced

him that this was not an Occidental proverb, he set out to pilot me

through the city. On the way he paused often to purchase food or

tobacco, with which he stuffed my knapsack in spite of my protests,

answering always: “It is far to Jerusalem, and some day I will come to

America.” All in all, he did not spend twenty-five cents; but I was well

nigh staggering under my load when I took leave of him at the southern

gate of the city and struck off across the oblong plateau shielded by

Mt. Ebal and Mt Gerizim. Since the day when it was called Shechem, a

city of refuge, Nablous has carried on much traffic with Jerusalem, and

in recent years the pusillanimous Turk has set himself to the task of

building a connecting highway. The section beyond the southern gate

promised well; but in this rainy season it was a river of mud which

clung to my shoes in great cakes and made progress more difficult than

in the trackless mountains to the north.

The highway ended abruptly at noonday, as I had been warned it would.

“It is all complete,” Shukry had said, “except over the mountain, the

highest mountain in Palestine, and over that it runs not.” The barrier

must, indeed, have been a problem to the engineers, for it towered

hundreds of feet above, as nearly perpendicular as nature is wont to

construct her works. Diagonally up the face of the cliff a path was cut,

but no spiral stairway, compressed within a slender tower, ever offered

more difficult ascent. At the summit I came again upon the road, as

wide, as finely ballasted, as well engineered, as the most exacting

traveler could have demanded; yet, as it stood, utterly useless. It had

been built that carriages might pass from Nablous to the Holy City; but

no wheeled vehicle in existence could have been dragged up that

wall-like hillside; and the sure-footed ass, who still carries on the

traffic between the two cities, would make the journey exactly as well

had the highway never been proposed. One could read in that road the

character of the power that holds Palestine, and fancy its builders,

like the highway, wandering irresolutely from east to west and west to

east, and halting at the highest point to peer helplessly over the dizzy

edge upon the section below.

Long after nightfall I stumbled upon an isolated shop, occupied by the

keeper and an errant salesman of tobacco. The building was no more than

a wooden frame covered over with sheet iron; and the rain, that began

soon after I turned in with the drummer on one of the shelves that

served as bunks, thundered on the roof through the night and made sleep

as impossible as inside the bass drum at a Wagnerian performance. In the

morning, a deluge more violent than I had ever known, held us prisoners;

and, the weather being bitterly cold, I kept to my shelf and listened to

the roaring of the tin shack through the longest day that ever rained

and blew itself into the past tense.

The storm had abated somewhat when I set out again on the following day.

One stone village broke the dreary prospect; the ancient Bethel, beyond

the sharp hills of which the highway side-stepped to the eastward. The

rain of the preceding days had, no doubt, left the peculiar atmosphere

of Palestine unusually humid. In no other way can I account for the

strange vision that appeared late in the morning. The hills ahead were

somewhat indistinct, in the valleys lay a thick, gray mist, while

overhead, the sky was dull and leaden. Before me, well above the

horizon, hung a long dark cloud which, as I looked, took on gradually

the faint shape of a distant line of buildings. It could have been no

more than a mirage, for beneath it was a considerable strip of sky; yet

it grew plainer and plainer until there rode in the heavens, like the

army in that weird painting of the soldier’s dream, a dull, gray city, a

long city, bounded at one end by a great tower, at the other shading off

into nothing. Then suddenly it vanished. Black clouds, hurrying westward

from across Jordan, wiped out the vision as one erases a lightly

penciled line. Yet the image was Jerusalem. Miles beyond, the fog lifted

and showed the city plainly, and it was that same long city bounded on

the eastward by a great tower, but with solid footing now on a dull,

drear hill that sloped to the west. The highway led downward across

bleak fields, past the reputed Tombs of the Kings and Judges, to-day the

refuges of shivering shepherd boys, and through the Damascus gate into

the crowded bazaars of the Holy City.

[Illustration: The shopkeeper and the traveling salesman with whom I

spent two nights and a day on the lonely road to Jerusalem. Arabs are

very sensitive to cold, except on their feet and ankles]

[Illustration: A high official of Mohammedanism. It being against the

teachings of the Koran to have one’s picture taken, master and servant

turn away their faces]

A howling horde swept me away through markets infinitely dirtier and far

less picturesque than those of Damascus, up and down slimy stone steps,

jostling, pushing, trampling upon me at every turn, not maliciously, but

from mere indifference to such familiar beings as faranchees. At the end

of a reeking street I turned for refuge to an open doorway, through

which I had caught a glimpse of a long greensward and a great mosque

with superbly graceful dome. A shout rose from a rabble of men and boys

at one side of the square. In Damascus, such demonstrations, bursting

forth each time I entered a mosque enclosure, had soon subsided. So I

marched on with an air of indifference. The shouts redoubled. Men and

youths came down upon me from every direction, howling like demons, and

discharging a volley of stones, some of which struck me in the legs,

while others whistled ominously near my head. I beat a hasty retreat.

Not until later in the day did I know the reason for my expulsion. I had

trespassed on the sacred precincts of the mosque of Omar on the summit

of Mt. Moriah, where no unbeliever may enter without an escort of bribed

soldiers.

A second attempt to escape the throng led me down more slimy steps and

along a narrow alley to a towering stone wall, where Hebrews, rich and

poor, filthy and bediamonded, alternately kissed and beat with their

fists the great beveled blocks of stone, shrieking and moaning, with

tears streaming down their cheeks. It needed no inquiry to tell me that

I had fallen upon the “Jews’ Wailing-Place.”

Random wandering brought me at noonday into the European section about

David street. Light as had been my expenditures in Palestine, my

fortunes had fallen. A sum barely equal to forty cents jingled in my

pockets. It was high time to seek employment. With this end in view, I

sought out the addressee of my letter. Unfortunately, his influence was

not far-reaching in the city, for he was a mere man-of-all-work in a

mission school outside its walls.

“But it is all right,” he cried; “if you are an American, I will take

you to ‘the Americans.’”

“The Americans” proved to be a community of my countrymen of Quaker

ancestry, who dwelt in a great modern building to the northwest of the

city. The errand boy introduced me into the inner courtyard, thickly

planted in orange and lemon trees, and a self-appointed committee

invited me in to supper. It seemed almost a new experience to sit again

at a white-decked table, partaking of such familiar dishes as roast pork

and rice pudding, with men and women of my own land chatting on every

side. An aged native of Pennsylvania, for no better reason, apparently,

than that he had crossed the Atlantic forty years before on the ship

that had brought me to Glasgow, espoused my cause and set himself to the

task of supplying me with employment, and of getting me to heaven as

well. The meal over, the colony adjourned to the parlor on the second

floor for a short religious meeting, and then spent the evening in mild

merry-making. Several visitors dropped in, among them two natives in

faultless evening attire, a disconcerting contrast to my own, but still

wearing their fezes. My sponsor announced one as the Superintendent of

Public Instruction and the other as the Chief of Police. Though they did

not speak English, neither would have been out of place in the most

accomplished society.

“These men,” said the Pennsylvanian, “are Mohammedans, and each has

several wives. Yet for years they have been welcome guests here, for

according to their code of morals they are very moral men. The

Superintendent, there, is a famous singer.” He was even then beginning a

duet with one of the young ladies at the piano, and that with the clear

tone of a man who sait faire.

“The Chief of Police has been rather roughly used?” I suggested. Across

his left cheek was a great scar and his left eye was missing.

“Every Christian,” said the man beside me, “should blush with shame at

sight of that scar. Each year, as you know, the Christian pilgrims to

Jerusalem celebrate feasts and festivals in the churches here, and for

years clashes and free fights have frequently broken out between

followers of rival creeds. For that reason the Turks have found it

necessary to establish a guard in every general Christian edifice. Two

years ago, at the Feast of the Assumption in the Church of the Holy

Sepulchre, the Greek and Armenian pilgrims, in spite of the guards, fell

upon each other. The Chief, there, a man of very peaceful and kindly

temperament, went among the combatants and spoke to them through an

interpreter. Instead of dispersing, the frenzied pilgrims swept down

upon this whole-hearted Mohammedan, and some good Christian, of one side

or the other, slashed him across the cheek with a heavy knife and gouged

out his eye. They tell us, you know, over in America that Mohammedans

are savages and Christians are civilized. I, too, used to think that;

but I have lived a long time in Jerusalem now.”

Several members of the community, in business in David street, promised

to find me work. A round among them in the morning, however, brought

only reiterated promises, and I wandered away through the city. Scores

of Christian pilgrims were engaged in a similar occupation, and my

weather-beaten and bedraggled appearance led more than one of these

devout nomads to accost me. I soon fell in with an Italian who had spent

nearly two years in making his way from his home in Urbino to carry out

a vow made in an hour of distress.

“Why do you not go to a hospice?” he asked, when he had learned my

situation. “I have been in one for three weeks and get both food and

bed. There is the Russian, the Greek, the Armenian, the Coptic, the

Italian, the French—”

“But no American?” I put in, less eager for charity than for a glimpse

of the life within these institutions.

“N—no,” admitted the pilgrim; “no American—but I’ll tell you! Go to the

French hospice. Archbishop Ireland of America is there this week and—”

“Where is it?” I asked.

The pilgrim led the way through several narrow, uneven streets and

pointed out a time-blackened door. A French servant met me in the

anteroom and listened to my request.

“Are you a Catholic?” he demanded.

“No,” I answered.

“Wait,” he murmured.

A few moments later he returned with the information that “the reverend

father could admit only those of the faith.” “You must look to the

Protestants,” he concluded.

“But I believe there are no Protestant hospices here?” I suggested.

“Ah! It is true,” cried the servant, waving his hands above his head,

“but tant pis! You should be a Catholic and all would be well.”

I turned away to the American consulate. If there was work to be had by

faranchees in the city, the consul, surely, should know of it. I fought

my way through a leering throng of doorkeepers and _kawasses_ into the

outer office. While I waited for an interview the population of our land

increased. A greasy, groveling Jew, of the laboring classes, the

love-locks at his temples untrimmed and unperfumed, pushed timidly at

the swinging door several times, entered, and bowed and scraped before

the native secretary to attract his attention.

“Gonsul,” he wheezed, holding out his naturalization papers, “Gonsul, I

vant rregister my vife; she got boy.”

The secretary glanced at the papers and duly enrolled the new arrival as

an American citizen, with all the immunities and privileges thereunto

appertaining.

A moment later I was admitted to the inner office. The kindly,

white-haired consul asked for a detailed account of my journey in

Palestine.

“I am often much exercised,” he said, when I had finished; “I am often

much incensed that, with all the hospices for every other brand of

Christian, there are no accommodations in Jerusalem for American

pilgrims. It seems like cruel discrimination—”

“But I am scarcely a pilgrim,” I suggested.

“Yes, you are! Yes, you are!” cried the consul; “But never mind. I shall

give you a note to the Jewish hotel across the way and you may pay the

bill when you earn the money. For ‘the Americans’ will find you work,

you may be sure. See me again before you leave the city.”

I mounted an outdoor stairway on the opposite side of David street to a

very passable hostelry. The window of the room assigned me offered a

far-reaching view. Directly below, walled by the backs of adjoining

shops, stenched the ancient pool of Hezekiah. To the north, east, and

south spread a jumble of small buildings, their dome-shaped roofs of mud

or stone thrown into contrast by a few houses covered with red tiles,

the general level broken by several minarets and the architectural

hotch-potch of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. At the further edge of

the city, yet so near as to be as plainly visible from base to dome as

in the compound itself, stood the beautiful mosque of Omar. From the

valley of Jehoshaphat beneath rose the Mount of Olives; the

stone-terraced Garden of Gethsemane of the lower slope backed by a

forest of olive trees; the summit crowned by the three-storied tower on

the “Russian Calvary.” Beyond, a desolation of rolling hills stretched

away to the massive wall of the mountains of Moab.

Descending to the street after dinner, I came upon the Pennsylvanian.

With him was an English resident who wished some documents turned into

French. I began on them at once and worked late into the night. In the

three days following, I interspersed my sightseeing with similar tasks.

The bazaars were half-deserted during this period; for on Friday the

Mohammedans held festival, Saturday and Sunday were respectively the

Jewish and Christian Sabbath, and the influence of each of the sects on

the other two was so marked that the entire population lost energy soon

after the middle of the week. On Saturday, the hotel guests subsisted on

the usual meals of meat, meat, meat; this time served cold, for what

orthodox Jew could bid his servants build a fire on the Sabbath? The day

grew wintry cold, however. The proprietor summoned a domestic, and,

speaking a Yiddish that closely resembled German, issued several orders,

ending with the wholly irrelevant remark, “I believe this is one of the

coldest days we have had in many a year.”

The servant scratched his moth-eaten poll, shuffled off, and returned

with a bundle of fagots that were soon crackling in the tiny sheet-iron

stove.

Sunday found me unoccupied, and, pushing through the howling chaos at

the Jaffa gate, I strolled southward along a highway, which afforded,

here and there, a glimpse of the Dead Sea. Turning off at the tomb of

Rachel, I climbed into the wind-swept village of Bethlehem.

From a cobblestone square in the center of the town, a low doorway,

flanked by blocks of unhewn stone so blackened by the none too cleanly

hands of centuries of pilgrims as to give it the appearance of a huge

rat hole, offered admittance to the Church of the Nativity. A score of

worshiping Christians gave me welcome in the grotto of the manger by

tramping on my lightly-shod toes and I quickly retreated to the

cedar-groined church above. At their altar in one section of the

transept a group of bejeweled dignitaries of the Greek church were

celebrating mass. Plainly, it was a solemn and holy occasion to the

patriarchs and their assistants. A small army of acolytes hovered round

the priests like blackbirds over an ear of corn, advancing and

retreating with great robes and surplices of rich design, each of which

served only for a kow-tow to some object of religious veneration. In the

center of the transept, a few feet away from the worshiping priests,

just where the Greek territory meets that of some other sect, stood the

Sultan’s guard. He was a typical soldier of the Porte, his uniform of

patches stretched and bagged out of all semblance to modern clothing,

his head covered with a moth-eaten fez, its tassel long since departed

and its lower edge turned from its original red to a greasy brown

through long contact with the oily scalp of its wearer. Lazily he leaned

on the muzzle of the musket under his armpit, one dusty foot resting on

the other, and gazed with an unshaven grimace, half of scorn, half of

pity, at those gullible beings who performed their amusing antics to a

false god. His relief arrived soon after. The scoffer stalked out of the

church, cast his musket on the cobblestones, and turning an ultra-solemn

face towards Mecca, stepped out of his shoes and bowed down in afternoon

prayer.

From the Pools of Solomon, I returned to Jerusalem. The English resident

came next morning with another document, which I returned at noon and,

having paid my bill, presented myself at the consulate to announce my

departure.

“How much money have you?” asked the consul.

“A ten-franc piece.”

“Good! Now, my lad, take my advice. There is a steamer leaving Jaffa for

Egypt to-morrow. Take the afternoon train—ten francs will more than pay

your fare—and once in Jaffa perhaps you can get a berth on the steamer.

Ask the American consul there to give you his assistance.”

“I can save money by walking,” I ventured.

“Impossible!” cried the consul; “It’s forty miles to Jaffa; the ship

leaves at noon, and there is not another for ten days. Take the train.

You can’t walk there in time.”

Just to prove that the consul had underestimated my abilities as a

pedestrian, I spent half my wealth for a roll of films and struck out on

the highway to the coast. Long after dark I usurped lodgings in Latron,

the home of the penitent thief, and put off again before daylight, in a

pouring rain, across the marshy plain of Sharon. It was nearly noon when

I reached the port; but the sea was running mountain high and the task

of loading the steamer was proceeding slowly. A native offered to pilot

me to the dwelling of the American consul for a few coppers. Urged on by

an occasional jab in the ribs, he splashed through the streets,

ankle-deep in Jaffa soil in solution, to a large hotel that made great

effort to pose as an exclusive faranchee establishment. I dashed into

the office in a shower of mud that raised a shriek of horror from the

immaculately attired clerk, and called for the consul.

“Impossible!” cried the clerk; “The consul is at dinner.”

Two steps towards the dining-room convinced him that my business was of

pressing importance. He snatched wildly at my dripping garments and sent

a servant to make known my errand.

[Illustration: The view of Jerusalem from my window in the Jewish hotel]

[Illustration: Sellers of oranges and bread in Jerusalem. Notice

Standard Oil can]

Had the low comedian of a Broadway burlesque suddenly appeared in full

regalia amid these Oriental surroundings, I should have been far less

astonished than at the strange being who pounced down upon me. He was

tall, this American consul, tall as any man who hoped to be ranked as a

man could venture to be, spare of shank as the contortionist who drives

the envious small boy to bathe himself in angle-worm oil in the secret

recesses of the barn for the fortnight succeeding circus day—and he was

excited. Several other things he was as well—among them, a Frenchman,

and, despite his efforts, none but the words of his native tongue would

go forth from his lips—and that foreign jargon it was not my place, as a

common sailor, to understand. He stood framed in the doorway of the

dining-room—though, to be frank, the frame was a good six inches too

short, and wrinkled the picture sadly—and between whirlwind gusts of red

hot Gaelic, tore at his dancing mane.

“Sacré nom d’un chien!—to be disturbed entre le dessert et le fromage—by

a sunburned, muddy wretch—and with a knapsack!—Un misérable

court-le-monde, mille tonnerres!—Un sans-sous—and these fellows were

always after money—”

Had I been able to understand him, I might have protested. As it was,

what more could I do than try to rush a word across the track where one

train of invectives broke off and another began:—

“Say, mister, be youse the Amurican consil—?”

But the words were mercilessly ground under the wheels;—

“—And where should he get this money?—Mille diables!—Was he a

millionaire because he was consul for a few countries?—Un vagabond!—Par

le—”

“Say, mister, can’t youse talk English?”

“Anglais—angl—engl—Engleesh—certainly he could parle Engleesh!—But to

be called from dinner avant le demi-tasse—An American?—yes, yes,

oui—certainment, American consul—and to be called out—Sailor,

hein!—Aha! Quoi?—From Jerusa—Couldn’t be—no

train—hein?—walk?—diable!—non!—impossible!—Comment?—consul in

Jerusalem told—Par le barbe de—Help me?—A poor Jaffa consul with no

salary help a man sent by the Jerusalem consul who drew des millards

de francs!—le coquin—Hein?—Quoi?—My paper that?—A ragged sailor with a

letter from the Secretary of State?—Un vagabond?—coming during

dinner—Quoi?—my letter?—Quelle histoire—what a lie!—elle était

volée!—Oui—If he did his duty, he would keep it for the lawful

owner—elle était volée—still, he would—”

He certainly would, for I had already twisted it out of his hands.

“Diable!—Quoi?—Write letter to the cap!—didn’t know him!—ship’s

agent—hein? certainly—one of his best friends—write letter?—of

course—but the din—and money?—Hein?—Quoi?—dis donc!—Pas

d’argent?—no money?—vraiment!—sailor, and not want money!—Sainte

Vierge au—Note?—certainly—at once—why hadn’t I said long

ago—No!—no!—n’importe!—not the least harm done—wasn’t hungry

anyway—appetite very poor—only a note?—pas d’ar—Delighted to know

me—my letter?—certainly it was my letter—Never doubted it for a

moment—Would I take a demi-tasse?—No?—Hurry?—of course—at

once!”—and he was gone.

A moment later the clerk handed me an unfolded note and I hurried away

to the wharf, a half-mile distant. The ship still rode at anchor. I

rushed to the wicket and presented the epistle. Why had I not been

warned that Jaffa was the refuge of worn-out comic opera stars? The

agent who peered out at me wore a glass eye, a headdress of the Middle

Ages, and—by the beard of Allah!—a celluloid nose.

His face puckered up as he read the missive—all, that is, except the

nose, which preserved a noncommital serenity. “Ah!” he snored, drawing

out a ticket from the rack, “Very well! The fare is twelve francs.”

“The fare? But doesn’t the consul ask you to give me a berth as a

sailor?”

The noseless one pushed the note towards me. It was in French, but a

warning whistle from the harbor made me forget my ignorance of that

language. The letter was as upset in construction as the consul had been

when he noted my name. It ran:—

DEAR FRIEND:—

The bearer, Harris Frank, is an American sailor who wishes to go to

Egypt. Will you kindly sell him a ticket and oblige, your humble,

etc., etc.

____ ____,

American Consular Agent.

A letter authorizing the company to sell me a ticket that it would have

been delighted to sell to any species of man or ape who had the money!

It was as valuable as a letter from the mayor of New York would be in

buying a subway ticket! I dumped my possessions recklessly on the floor

and sped away to the hotel at a pace that spilled four natives in the

mire, by actual count. The consul was as raving as before. He had just

lain down for his siesta and was convinced that I had repented my

refusal to ask for money. A few words reassured him. He fidgeted while I

explained the desired wording of the new note; and I was soon speeding

back to the owner of the junk-shop face.

He read the new communication after the leisurely way of the East, and

said:—“Well, as a sailor we can give you a ticket at half-price—six

francs.”

I snatched the note out of his hand. The goblins catch that

scatter-brained consul! He had unburdened himself as follows:—

DEAR FRIEND:—

The bearer, Frank Harris, is an American sailor without funds who

wishes to go to Egypt. Kindly sell him a ticket as cheaply as

possible, and oblige, etc., etc.

—— ——,

American Consular Agent.

Utterly indifferent to the rain, I sat down against a pillar outside the

office. Four paltry francs rattled in my pocket. Long, penniless days on

the Jaffa beach seemed my promised lot. Stevedores were struggling to

breast the towering waves. Now and then a giant comber overturned a

laden rowboat high on the beach. Barefooted natives waded into the surf

with tourists in their arms. Each warning whistle seemed to thrust Egypt

further and further away. If only—

I felt a tap on the shoulder. A young native in the uniform of Gook and

Son was bending over me.

“Go on board anyway,” he said.

“Eh?” I cried.

“The captain is English. If you are a sailor he will give you work.”

“But I can’t get on board,” I answered.

For reply, the native pointed to the tourist-company boat, laden with

baggage and mails, at the edge of the wharf. I snatched up my knapsack

and dropped into the craft.

The steamer was weighing anchor when I scrambled up the gangway. I

fought my way through a chaos of tumbled baggage, seasick natives, and

bellowing seamen, and attempted to mount to the bridge. A burly Arab

seaman pushed me back. When darkness fell on an open sea I had not yet

succeeded in breaking through the bodyguard that surrounded the captain.

Writhing natives covered every spot on the open deck. I crawled under

the canvas that covered the winch, converted my bundle into a pillow,

and fell asleep.

In what seemed a half-hour later I awoke to find the ship gliding along

as smoothly as in a river. I crawled out on deck. A bright morning sun

was shining, and before my astonished eyes lay Port Saïd. The ticket

collector had neglected to look under the winch for passengers.

The steamer was held in quarantine for several hours. I purchased food

of a ship’s boy and settled down to await the good will of the port

doctors. As I lined up with the rest, to be thumped and prodded by order

of His Majesty, the Khedive, a new plan flashed through my mind. The

ship was to continue to Alexandria. That port, certainly, gave far

easier access to the real Egypt than Port Saïd, and it was an unexplored

city. Instead of disembarking with the others, therefore, I sought out

the captain once more—and once more was repulsed by a thick-witted

seaman.

I returned to the deck and sat down on a hatch. To my dismay, the native

purser began to collect the tickets before the last tender was unloaded.

He approached me and held out his hand.

“Where can I see the captain?” I demanded.

“M’abarafshee,” he answered, shaking his head, “bilyeto!” (ticket).

Certainly I must offer some excuse for being on board without a ticket.

The lean form of the purser bending over me called up the memory of the

Jaffa consul. I rummaged through my pockets, and, spreading out his

second note to the ship’s agent, laid it in the purser’s hand. The

consul’s yellow stationery bore a disconcerting contrast to the bundle

of dark-blue tickets. The officer gave vent to his astonishment in an

avalanche of Arabic.

“M’abarafshee!” I imitated.

He opened his mouth to launch a second avalanche, hesitated, scratched

his head, and, with a shrug of the shoulders, went on gathering

“bilyetos” from the native passengers.

Some time later he descended from the upper deck and, beckoning to me,

led the way to the bridge. The steamer was preparing to get under way.

The captain, a burly Briton, stormed back and forth across the ship,

striving to give orders to the crew in such Arabic as he could muster,

and bursting the bounds of that unnatural tongue with every fourth

word, to berate the blockheads in forcible excerpts from the

King’s—private—English. His eye fell upon me.

“Here,” he roared, profanely, ’tis true, but to the point, “what the

bloody —— is all this?” and he waved the now ragged note in my face.

“Why, that’s a note from the Amurican consil in Jaffa, sir, sayin’ I

want t’ ship for Egypt.”

The purple rage on the skipper’s face, the result of his attempt to set

forth in Arabic thoughts only expressible in English, subsided somewhat

at the sound of his own tongue.

[Illustration: The Palestine beast of burden carrying an iron beam to a

building in construction]

[Illustration: Jews of Jerusalem in typical costume]

“But,” he went on, in milder tones, “this note asks the company to give

you as cheap a passage as possible; and it’s addressed to the agent, not

to the captain of this ship.”

“What, sir!” I cried, “Is that all? Why, the consil knowed I ’adn’t no

money, sir.”

“It’s open; why the devil didn’t you read it?” retorted the skipper.

“Aye, sir,” I answered, “but it’s wrote in some foreign lingo.”

“Eh?—er—well, that’s right,” admitted the commander, with a waver of

pride in his voice. “It’s written in French, and this is what it

says”—and he translated it.

“Why that bloomin’ consil—” I gasped.

“American sailor, are you?” demanded the captain.

I handed him my Sardinian and Warwickshire discharges.

“Well,” he mused, “if that note had been in English, I’d—”

“I’m ready to turn to with the crew, sir,” I put in.

“N—no. That’ll be all right,” said the skipper, stuffing the note into

his pocket as he turned his attention to the seamen on the deck below.

“Cover that hatch, you bloody fools, before a sea fills her!”

Early the next morning I disembarked in Alexandria.

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