A DISINGENUOUS BISHOP.

Max. O’Rell, the French author, in his book _John Bull at Home_, writes

English people are very great on words; lying is unknown. I was

travelling by rail one day with an English bishop. There were five in

our compartment. On arriving at a station we heard a cry, “Five minutes

here!” My lord bishop, with the greatest haste, set to work to spread

out travelling-bag, hat-box, rug, papers, &c. A lady appeared at the

door, and asked, “Is there room here?” “Madam,” replied the bishop, “all

the seats are full.” When the poor lady had been sent about her

business, we called his lordship’s attention to the fact that there were

only five of us in the carriage, and that, consequently all the seats

were not taken. “I did not say that they were,” answered my lord; “I

said that they were _full_.”

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